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Slurm for the Slurm God. Party on, contest winners
Bluesky's official cheeky handsome guy
Premier Sex Bomb poster
Bluesky's official cheeky handsome guy
Premier Sex Bomb poster
Beef is second for me, after salt & vinegar
November 11, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Beef is second for me, after salt & vinegar
I'm actually a salt & vinegar man, the density of the hula hoop is reminiscent of the little bits of chip you have left over with heavily salt and vinegared chip shop chips
November 11, 2025 at 4:56 PM
I'm actually a salt & vinegar man, the density of the hula hoop is reminiscent of the little bits of chip you have left over with heavily salt and vinegared chip shop chips
Why have I spent time making this, I have so much work to do
November 11, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Why have I spent time making this, I have so much work to do
Love this, Christmas 0.5 please
November 11, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Love this, Christmas 0.5 please
Love the new one too
November 11, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Love the new one too
I love giant Wotsits because they feel like when I used to eat normal Wotsits as a kid
November 11, 2025 at 4:06 PM
I love giant Wotsits because they feel like when I used to eat normal Wotsits as a kid
Salt and vinegar walkers squares pack the most concentrated flavour to crunch combo for me
November 11, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Salt and vinegar walkers squares pack the most concentrated flavour to crunch combo for me
Them and the rib n saucy niknaks, top tier snack
November 11, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Them and the rib n saucy niknaks, top tier snack
Isn't that what the CEO bellend posted about when trans people were going "please do something about the transphobes on this platform other than banning trans people"?
November 11, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Isn't that what the CEO bellend posted about when trans people were going "please do something about the transphobes on this platform other than banning trans people"?
Truly, why is this information in my brain. There could be something so much more useful there
November 11, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Truly, why is this information in my brain. There could be something so much more useful there
Happy birthday!
November 11, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Happy birthday!
Truly awful, remarkable how it's kind of popular
November 11, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Truly awful, remarkable how it's kind of popular
It's one of those songs where you think "oh this is a cool sound" and then you recognise that it's a cover and it very quickly becomes an extremely bad time
November 11, 2025 at 3:51 PM
It's one of those songs where you think "oh this is a cool sound" and then you recognise that it's a cover and it very quickly becomes an extremely bad time
Oh no, I did not know this existed but I cannot see a way that could go well
November 11, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Oh no, I did not know this existed but I cannot see a way that could go well
Very impressed no-one has said any of my cover versions btw ❤️
November 11, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Very impressed no-one has said any of my cover versions btw ❤️
Rumour has it Oasis heard Like A Rolling Stone and got very confused, deciding to base their entire songwriting structure around that mistaken ethos
November 11, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Rumour has it Oasis heard Like A Rolling Stone and got very confused, deciding to base their entire songwriting structure around that mistaken ethos