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Slurms MacChristmas
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Oh really, Geoff?
Elton John singing his lockdown version of I'm Still Standing, gurning and playing a piano next to a basketball hoop.
November 13, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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Counterpoint:
The singer of Puddle of Mudd gurning and turning pink as he fails to hit the high notes of Nirvana's About A Girl.
November 13, 2025 at 9:07 PM
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He's weak, gang. A few more mean Bluesky posts might fully push him over the edge!
A close up of a keyboard with a big red "cyber bullying" button.
November 13, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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Antonio Banderas, shirtless, holding two pistols.
November 13, 2025 at 1:10 PM
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Yes it is 😊
Homer Simpson, smiling
November 13, 2025 at 11:33 AM
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Yes it can 😊
Homer Simpson, smiling.
November 13, 2025 at 11:28 AM
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The trifle:
Moe in the Simpsons, smiling as he holds a shotgun that he's attached three handguns and a sub machine gun to with string.
November 13, 2025 at 9:32 AM
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Brian Butterfield dressed as an American in a cowboy hat and neckerchief
November 12, 2025 at 6:29 PM
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A very ugly steam controller, with two anime eyes over the analog sticks, blushes on the track pads, and a little mouth.
November 12, 2025 at 5:44 PM
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Thank you for the hit of nostalgia directly to my brain. I had Citadel of Chaos and Forest of Doom!
A copy of Citadel of Chaos by Steve Jackson, featuring a Citadel on a mountain and an angry black fluffy monster. A copy of the forest of doom by ian livingstone, featuring a lizard man in robes in a forest.
November 12, 2025 at 2:38 PM
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How Bond 26 opens
The scene in Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker where Poe Dameron says "somehow, Palpatine returned." The subtitle has been changed to say "somehow, James Bond returned."
November 11, 2025 at 6:22 PM
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A piece of art from Warhammer. The Emperor is squaring up against Horus, Horus in evil black armor and the Emperor in golden armour with a flaming sword. Horus has a waffle over his head, and the Emperor has a grab bag of cheese and onion Hula Hoops over his.
November 11, 2025 at 4:13 PM
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Just remembered that utter bobbins cover of Aerials by System of a Down that Machine Gun Kelly did.

So asking the question, what's actually the worst cover version? These spring to mind.
Machine Gun Kelly gurning with a microphone and cigarette in hand as he butchers Aerials by System of a Down. The singer from Puddle of Mudd turning red, his face scrunched up like a pink Brussel sprout, as he tries to sing About a Girl by Nirvana. William Shatner, smoking in a tux, looking thoughtful as he is doing a chaotic spoken word version of Rocket Man. Islamophobic freak and failed actor Gal Gadot singing Imagine into her phone as part of a terrible celebrity ensemble.
November 11, 2025 at 12:35 PM
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Zapp Brannigan and Kif from Futurama, saluting while wearing poppies.
November 11, 2025 at 9:11 AM
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The "yes" meme man, an illustration of a handsome white man with a beard in profile.
November 11, 2025 at 7:34 AM
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A still from the Simpsons of a bottle of "hair in a drum", priced at $19.95.
November 11, 2025 at 1:26 AM
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Odie from Garfield, looking disgusted by you.
August 15, 2025 at 6:55 PM
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More like ado-pee
A cat farting in the direction of a man. A black and white drawing by Junji Ito.
April 8, 2025 at 6:50 PM