SteveP 🇨🇦
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I love almost everyone-except Nazis & TERFs.
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he/him/his.
Expect puns.
By Me -> https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6vadqr2mb3mitlyuhcqi5lln/feed/aaapte7vpkpr4
Say something, cowards! -> https://ngl.link/stevecantsmell
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SteveP 🇨🇦
@stevecantsmell.bsky.social
· Dec 6
My therapist says you're the problem
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As a semi-sane person I had no idea I'd be yelling at my microwave and dryer this often
November 11, 2025 at 4:45 AM
As a semi-sane person I had no idea I'd be yelling at my microwave and dryer this often
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i have missed this drama but this is the most joyce carol oates thing to ever joyce carol oates
so joyce carol oates owned elon so hard he's been taking out ads on X saying he has in fact read a book and watched a movie and he's clearly spiraling and unable to recover from such a vicious own i say to my wife as she frantically pulls out of the driveway
November 11, 2025 at 12:42 AM
i have missed this drama but this is the most joyce carol oates thing to ever joyce carol oates
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Oh you think the Wreck Of The Edmund Fitzgerald is funny? My father was killed in a Gordon Lightfoot song you son of a bitch (not that one; it was Sundown)
November 3, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Oh you think the Wreck Of The Edmund Fitzgerald is funny? My father was killed in a Gordon Lightfoot song you son of a bitch (not that one; it was Sundown)
November 10, 2025 at 4:29 PM
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Showed up for Monday again
0 stars... do not recommend
0 stars... do not recommend
November 10, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Showed up for Monday again
0 stars... do not recommend
0 stars... do not recommend
My mortgage spreadsheet has a progressive error. I'm off by a penny every 6 months and is my bank stealing? What in the Superman 3 is going on?!
November 10, 2025 at 3:18 PM
My mortgage spreadsheet has a progressive error. I'm off by a penny every 6 months and is my bank stealing? What in the Superman 3 is going on?!
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Rio wanted to make an appearance
November 10, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Rio wanted to make an appearance
Hey. What’s all this white shit? Ridiculous!
November 10, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Hey. What’s all this white shit? Ridiculous!
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If you’re seeing this post, it’s a sign from the Universe to do that thing you’ve been avoiding: Seeing this post.
November 10, 2025 at 9:28 AM
If you’re seeing this post, it’s a sign from the Universe to do that thing you’ve been avoiding: Seeing this post.
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novels are just really long shitposts
November 9, 2025 at 8:55 AM
novels are just really long shitposts
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My neighbor already has their xmas tree up and lights outside... freakin sickos
November 9, 2025 at 2:34 AM
My neighbor already has their xmas tree up and lights outside... freakin sickos
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No, I don't wanna know what a "Greg salad" is
November 7, 2025 at 2:45 PM
No, I don't wanna know what a "Greg salad" is
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When it comes to death, thanks to over-legislating and third person philosophizing, we are kinder and more compassionate to our pets than people
November 8, 2025 at 10:25 PM
When it comes to death, thanks to over-legislating and third person philosophizing, we are kinder and more compassionate to our pets than people
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this is where I post from
October 24, 2025 at 5:13 PM
this is where I post from
“That’s a nice shirt. Did your wife pick it?”
Compliment?
Insult?
Some secret third thing?
Compliment?
Insult?
Some secret third thing?
November 8, 2025 at 6:52 PM
“That’s a nice shirt. Did your wife pick it?”
Compliment?
Insult?
Some secret third thing?
Compliment?
Insult?
Some secret third thing?
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Ted Lasso is a psyop to trick americans into caring about futbol
November 8, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Ted Lasso is a psyop to trick americans into caring about futbol
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Some days it's a middle finger to all the love songs.
November 7, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Some days it's a middle finger to all the love songs.
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tell Lucy she’s beautiful or I will hurt you
November 7, 2025 at 10:03 PM
tell Lucy she’s beautiful or I will hurt you
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#GnomonTV
"Schitt's World"
After their business manager embezzles the family business, Rose Holograms, the Rose family loses its fortune and relocates to Schitt's World, a small planet they once purchased as a joke, where they labor on an abandoned moisture farm.
"Schitt's World"
After their business manager embezzles the family business, Rose Holograms, the Rose family loses its fortune and relocates to Schitt's World, a small planet they once purchased as a joke, where they labor on an abandoned moisture farm.
November 8, 2025 at 12:11 AM
#GnomonTV
"Schitt's World"
After their business manager embezzles the family business, Rose Holograms, the Rose family loses its fortune and relocates to Schitt's World, a small planet they once purchased as a joke, where they labor on an abandoned moisture farm.
"Schitt's World"
After their business manager embezzles the family business, Rose Holograms, the Rose family loses its fortune and relocates to Schitt's World, a small planet they once purchased as a joke, where they labor on an abandoned moisture farm.
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my favorite part of Plurbius so far is when Rhea Seehorn looks directly at the camera and says
"it's Plurbin time"
"it's Plurbin time"
November 8, 2025 at 12:10 AM
my favorite part of Plurbius so far is when Rhea Seehorn looks directly at the camera and says
"it's Plurbin time"
"it's Plurbin time"
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I cannot stress this enough.
Speaking of anxiety -- Do not vaguely tell someone you need to talk to them without disclosing the seriousness of the discussion. If it's not serious, a person with anxiety will have already spun a handful of scenarios.
November 8, 2025 at 12:11 AM
I cannot stress this enough.
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