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If you can, please consider donating to a local food bank like @foodbankrockies.bsky.social
It will make you feel good and at least 25% more sexy!
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Know your rights. Defend your home. Don't let anyone intimidate you out of your constitutional protections.
January 15, 2026 at 12:12 AM
Know your rights. Defend your home. Don't let anyone intimidate you out of your constitutional protections.
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This is just the beginning of something beyond us. What we do here in Minneapolis in this moment will shape the course of our resistance.
We, ourselves, may not get to see the other side of what’s to come. But I do know it ends with us winning.
We are giving life to a brighter future here tonite
We, ourselves, may not get to see the other side of what’s to come. But I do know it ends with us winning.
We are giving life to a brighter future here tonite
January 15, 2026 at 6:16 AM
This is just the beginning of something beyond us. What we do here in Minneapolis in this moment will shape the course of our resistance.
We, ourselves, may not get to see the other side of what’s to come. But I do know it ends with us winning.
We are giving life to a brighter future here tonite
We, ourselves, may not get to see the other side of what’s to come. But I do know it ends with us winning.
We are giving life to a brighter future here tonite
What I’m saying is that the math doesn’t work unless they’re willing to use machine guns on protestors; and if that happens the regime has maybe a month or two
Add up every ICE agent, every state trooper, every cop, highway patrolman, fuck it, throw in the fire department—that group of people is about 1% of the population of your average medium-sized city
January 15, 2026 at 5:46 AM
What I’m saying is that the math doesn’t work unless they’re willing to use machine guns on protestors; and if that happens the regime has maybe a month or two
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Anyone planning on coming here I cannot stress enough that you SHOULD NOT COME HERE
January 15, 2026 at 5:34 AM
Anyone planning on coming here I cannot stress enough that you SHOULD NOT COME HERE
Still keeping an eye out for this
Remember that if the mounted Cossack winks at you the revolution has started
January 15, 2026 at 5:32 AM
Still keeping an eye out for this
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30 years ago today, we first met Disco Stu. “Two Bad Neighbors” first aired January 14, 1996.
January 15, 2026 at 5:24 AM
30 years ago today, we first met Disco Stu. “Two Bad Neighbors” first aired January 14, 1996.
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Over on Twitter they’ve already stopped lamenting the passing of the Dilbert Guy, it was over after one day lol
January 15, 2026 at 5:09 AM
Over on Twitter they’ve already stopped lamenting the passing of the Dilbert Guy, it was over after one day lol
Can You Dig It?
Add up every ICE agent, every state trooper, every cop, highway patrolman, fuck it, throw in the fire department—that group of people is about 1% of the population of your average medium-sized city
January 15, 2026 at 5:04 AM
Can You Dig It?
Add up every ICE agent, every state trooper, every cop, highway patrolman, fuck it, throw in the fire department—that group of people is about 1% of the population of your average medium-sized city
January 15, 2026 at 5:03 AM
Add up every ICE agent, every state trooper, every cop, highway patrolman, fuck it, throw in the fire department—that group of people is about 1% of the population of your average medium-sized city
Turns out ICE agents don’t like piss, I’d always heard they get turned on by drinking it
January 15, 2026 at 4:47 AM
Turns out ICE agents don’t like piss, I’d always heard they get turned on by drinking it
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Another vehicle opened. Back was full of license plates, gear, various fed patches.
January 15, 2026 at 4:43 AM
Another vehicle opened. Back was full of license plates, gear, various fed patches.
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they are currently in the wild with guns and zero consequences but yeah let’s consider a scenario where they aren’t getting paid with our healthcare money
It’s worth considering that an overnight dismantling of ICE in 2029 would release into the wild a whole herd of specialists in violence with scant other marketable skills.
January 15, 2026 at 4:25 AM
they are currently in the wild with guns and zero consequences but yeah let’s consider a scenario where they aren’t getting paid with our healthcare money
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Music Blue Sky:
What was your top concert of all time and why?
I saw Prince on his "Love 4 One Another Charities Tour " tour at a venue he announced that morning that seated about 3,000 people.
What was your top concert of all time and why?
I saw Prince on his "Love 4 One Another Charities Tour " tour at a venue he announced that morning that seated about 3,000 people.
January 15, 2026 at 3:08 AM
Music Blue Sky:
What was your top concert of all time and why?
I saw Prince on his "Love 4 One Another Charities Tour " tour at a venue he announced that morning that seated about 3,000 people.
What was your top concert of all time and why?
I saw Prince on his "Love 4 One Another Charities Tour " tour at a venue he announced that morning that seated about 3,000 people.
Death From Above
January 15, 2026 at 4:28 AM
Death From Above
Never try to invade Russia or Minneapolis in winter
January 15, 2026 at 4:25 AM
Never try to invade Russia or Minneapolis in winter
ICE came into Minneapolis looking for a quick photo-op and bought themselves a Stalingrad
January 15, 2026 at 4:21 AM
ICE came into Minneapolis looking for a quick photo-op and bought themselves a Stalingrad
ICE can try to fuck around as long as they want, the people of Minneapolis aren’t ever going to quit defending themselves
January 15, 2026 at 4:20 AM
ICE can try to fuck around as long as they want, the people of Minneapolis aren’t ever going to quit defending themselves
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This is just terrible. Imagine this agent having to go home, look his kids in the eyes, and explain that this is what his grave's going to smell like
Lmao someone threw an open bottle of piss into an ICE vehicle that was driving by
January 15, 2026 at 3:35 AM
This is just terrible. Imagine this agent having to go home, look his kids in the eyes, and explain that this is what his grave's going to smell like
Not beating the piss-drinking allegations from @robdelaney.bsky.social
Lmao someone threw an open bottle of piss into an ICE vehicle that was driving by
January 15, 2026 at 4:04 AM
Not beating the piss-drinking allegations from @robdelaney.bsky.social
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applebees has a cheeseburger served in a skillet of cheese
January 15, 2026 at 3:53 AM
applebees has a cheeseburger served in a skillet of cheese
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The person who was given the list of 4500 ICE agents is apparently planning on cross-referencing it with the national sex offender registry "to confirm correct address".
January 15, 2026 at 3:24 AM
The person who was given the list of 4500 ICE agents is apparently planning on cross-referencing it with the national sex offender registry "to confirm correct address".
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Comedy Bluesky:
What is the greatest comedy set you ever saw in person? Where they absolutely destroyed.
Mine:
- JB Smoove
- Gary Gulman
Both in small venues, and they absolutely crushed.
What is the greatest comedy set you ever saw in person? Where they absolutely destroyed.
Mine:
- JB Smoove
- Gary Gulman
Both in small venues, and they absolutely crushed.
January 15, 2026 at 3:17 AM
Comedy Bluesky:
What is the greatest comedy set you ever saw in person? Where they absolutely destroyed.
Mine:
- JB Smoove
- Gary Gulman
Both in small venues, and they absolutely crushed.
What is the greatest comedy set you ever saw in person? Where they absolutely destroyed.
Mine:
- JB Smoove
- Gary Gulman
Both in small venues, and they absolutely crushed.
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Is literally anyone ok right now
February 21, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Is literally anyone ok right now