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If anyone has any other southern states they’d like me to make fun of I have a long weekend and I’m ready to go
November 28, 2025 at 7:08 AM
If anyone has any other southern states they’d like me to make fun of I have a long weekend and I’m ready to go
This one is my favorite —>
South Carolina troops rolling into DC with their secret weapon of 11 herbs and spices
November 28, 2025 at 7:02 AM
This one is my favorite —>
I ripped on South Carolina so hard they deleted their post, the lesson that we all need to learn is that no one should ever be afraid of South Carolina
The only way I’d be worried about anyone from South Carolina coming to town would be a BBQ competition
November 28, 2025 at 7:01 AM
I ripped on South Carolina so hard they deleted their post, the lesson that we all need to learn is that no one should ever be afraid of South Carolina
I actually sort of like Hilton Head, been there a couple of times
November 28, 2025 at 5:55 AM
I actually sort of like Hilton Head, been there a couple of times
The only way I’d be worried about anyone from South Carolina coming to town would be a BBQ competition
November 28, 2025 at 5:33 AM
The only way I’d be worried about anyone from South Carolina coming to town would be a BBQ competition
Steve Martin ripping off about 30 F-words at the rental counter is still one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen in a theater, you have to understand that it was 1987 and the word fuck had never been utilized as a comic device
Happy Thanksgiving to anyone renting a car today
a man with gray hair is smiling with his eyes closed and his mouth open .
Alt: Steve Martin ripping off about fifty fucks at the rental counter
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November 28, 2025 at 5:26 AM
Steve Martin ripping off about 30 F-words at the rental counter is still one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen in a theater, you have to understand that it was 1987 and the word fuck had never been utilized as a comic device
This is a positive review
The Chair Company is absolutely batshit
November 28, 2025 at 5:13 AM
This is a positive review
The Chair Company is absolutely batshit
November 28, 2025 at 5:07 AM
The Chair Company is absolutely batshit
I’ve read a lot about baseball history and there’s a strong chance (>80%) that Josh Gibson is the greatest player of all time
November 28, 2025 at 4:55 AM
I’ve read a lot about baseball history and there’s a strong chance (>80%) that Josh Gibson is the greatest player of all time
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November 28, 2025 at 4:51 AM
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Nick Offerman responds by giving well-justified credit to Makowsky and Millard. Class act. Go watch #DeathByLightning and read the book Destiny Of The Republic. Both are absolutely great.
November 28, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Nick Offerman responds by giving well-justified credit to Makowsky and Millard. Class act. Go watch #DeathByLightning and read the book Destiny Of The Republic. Both are absolutely great.
My deviled eggs were a huge hit, little do my friends know that I harnessed the flavorful power of Satan
November 28, 2025 at 4:26 AM
My deviled eggs were a huge hit, little do my friends know that I harnessed the flavorful power of Satan
Hear me out
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November 28, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Hear me out
Stuffed
November 28, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Stuffed
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I am thankful for all of you weirdo people who talk to me from inside my phone, you challenge me to be smarter and tighten up my jokes, but mostly you just make me laugh and that’s a pretty good thing these days
November 27, 2025 at 3:52 AM
I am thankful for all of you weirdo people who talk to me from inside my phone, you challenge me to be smarter and tighten up my jokes, but mostly you just make me laugh and that’s a pretty good thing these days
Happy Thanksgiving to anyone renting a car today
a man with gray hair is smiling with his eyes closed and his mouth open .
Alt: Steve Martin ripping off about fifty fucks at the rental counter
media.tenor.com
November 27, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Happy Thanksgiving to anyone renting a car today
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I feel a fake migraine coming on
November 27, 2025 at 6:18 PM
I feel a fake migraine coming on
Jesus Christ this rips
November 27, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Jesus Christ this rips
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Let’s all go around the table and say something racist. I’ll start; Italians have tails. Disgusting ones like possums
November 27, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Let’s all go around the table and say something racist. I’ll start; Italians have tails. Disgusting ones like possums
Time to devil the eggs
a man with a briefcase walks down a dark street at night
Alt: Pulling up to the Exorcist house
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November 27, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Time to devil the eggs
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There’s at least one Rockette who will kick you in the face for fifty bucks
November 23, 2023 at 3:36 PM
There’s at least one Rockette who will kick you in the face for fifty bucks
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thinking of her today
November 27, 2025 at 3:07 PM
thinking of her today
People are going to rip this guy but he’s been 100% honest that he doesn’t like playing baseball at all and he still made millions doing it—you kind of have to hand it to him
Alden Gonzalez is reporting that the Angels are trying to buy out the remainder of Anthony Rendon’s contract. Rendon is expected to retire, and the team is hoping to defer some money he is owed to help give them financial flexibility. He is owed $38 million for 2026: www.espn.com/mlb/story/_/...
Source: Angels in talks to buy out Rendon deal
The Angels and Anthony Rendon are in talks about buying out the final year of his seven-year, $245M contract, a source told ESPN. The third baseman is expected to retire.
www.espn.com
November 27, 2025 at 5:45 PM
People are going to rip this guy but he’s been 100% honest that he doesn’t like playing baseball at all and he still made millions doing it—you kind of have to hand it to him
That’s not the real Elmo
November 27, 2025 at 5:35 PM
That’s not the real Elmo