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laney
@puddlesopiss.bsky.social
former weekend manager at the circuit city, looking for love in all the wrong places
from kansas: the city, the state, the musical
mdni
28 - she
Pinned
Smoke weed. Look pretty. Read books. Make money. Fuck bitches. Cry when you need to.
I’m tired. I should rest
February 16, 2026 at 6:13 AM
#1 gay sex haver
February 16, 2026 at 4:17 AM
I don’t mean to kink shame but straight sex 🤢🤮
February 16, 2026 at 4:09 AM
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#1 in the greater lower Midwest of the heartland
February 1, 2026 at 5:33 AM
she’s having premonitions again
I’m might be asleep soon bc I’m tired
February 16, 2026 at 3:12 AM
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We are 9/11
January 30, 2026 at 6:49 AM
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hear me out, what about a secret shadowy global cabal but for GOOD
January 31, 2026 at 5:39 PM
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Involuntarily bound to fiction through the bright kaleidoscope of insanity. So be it.
February 3, 2026 at 12:27 AM
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“oh I guess I’m just wrong AGAIN!!”
-me, sobbing after my third vehicular manslaughter charge
February 4, 2026 at 4:43 AM
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We could eat so much aquarium gravel if u fucked w me even a little twin
February 4, 2026 at 4:56 PM
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My house is on Pretty Girl Avenue. Your house is on Dumb Ugly Bitch Road.
February 5, 2026 at 2:47 PM
I should eat something
February 16, 2026 at 1:23 AM
tits hurt. Please keep me in your thoughts and prayers
February 16, 2026 at 12:22 AM
I was so much hotter when I had a belly button piercing
February 15, 2026 at 11:16 PM
Basking in the sunshine. enjoying my spousal homocide book. Happy sunday
February 15, 2026 at 10:37 PM
America’s most beloved fare evader
February 15, 2026 at 8:56 PM
more beans for me
February 15, 2026 at 7:45 PM
What if we just made a Supremer Court?
February 15, 2026 at 6:29 PM
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Yeah I've got a PHD, a Pretty Huge Dick
February 15, 2026 at 4:46 PM
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February 15, 2026 at 5:00 PM
I feel awful today, and I knew I was going to feel awful today, but that doesn’t make feeling awful less awful.
February 15, 2026 at 6:12 PM
February 15, 2026 at 6:05 PM
It’s 2000 and a publically subsidized “state of the art” stadium is being built in my neighborhood in St. Louis. It’s 2016, and the same thing is happening in my neighborhood in Inglewood, CA. Now, it is happening for a third time in 2026 while I live in Kansas City, KS. I want this to stop.
February 15, 2026 at 4:21 PM
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February 15, 2026 at 3:44 AM
You don’t need data backups. Quit being so needy.
February 15, 2026 at 4:09 PM