laney
@puddlesopiss.bsky.social
former weekend manager at the circuit city, looking for love in all the wrong places
from kansas: the city, the state, the musical
mdni
28 - she
from kansas: the city, the state, the musical
mdni
28 - she
Pinned
laney
@puddlesopiss.bsky.social
· Jan 4
Smoke weed. Look pretty. Read books. Make money. Fuck bitches. Cry when you need to.
honestly, whataburger just jumped multiple spots in my ranking. It’s gonna hurt, but that shit tastes really good
February 15, 2026 at 3:54 AM
honestly, whataburger just jumped multiple spots in my ranking. It’s gonna hurt, but that shit tastes really good
I’m having whataburger for the first time in at least 8 years, and it actually really really fucking good
February 15, 2026 at 3:50 AM
I’m having whataburger for the first time in at least 8 years, and it actually really really fucking good
Come as You Are
open.spotify.com
February 15, 2026 at 2:29 AM
I remember leaving Eden
February 15, 2026 at 2:02 AM
I remember leaving Eden
Does Cage the Elephant still tour live?
February 15, 2026 at 1:42 AM
Does Cage the Elephant still tour live?
Reposted by laney
theyre cute with it
theyre both kinda pieces of me and theyre dating and i love them
theyre both kinda pieces of me and theyre dating and i love them
November 6, 2025 at 5:12 AM
theyre cute with it
theyre both kinda pieces of me and theyre dating and i love them
theyre both kinda pieces of me and theyre dating and i love them
Alli do is fuck hoes, drink tiger blood
February 15, 2026 at 12:45 AM
Alli do is fuck hoes, drink tiger blood
5k posts?!? Who do I think I am?
February 15, 2026 at 12:08 AM
5k posts?!? Who do I think I am?
I used one of those awful patterns my vibrator makes because it’s Valentine’s Day
February 14, 2026 at 8:53 PM
I used one of those awful patterns my vibrator makes because it’s Valentine’s Day
It has occurred to me that I can stay dry and still enjoy watching the rain
February 14, 2026 at 5:59 PM
It has occurred to me that I can stay dry and still enjoy watching the rain
fish are so fucking stupid. WORMS DONT EVEN LIVE THERE
February 14, 2026 at 4:33 PM
fish are so fucking stupid. WORMS DONT EVEN LIVE THERE
what if girlie. what if.
what if I ate the whole g hung. C
February 14, 2026 at 4:19 PM
what if girlie. what if.
Reposted by laney
Happy valentines day nypost.com/2018/12/24/f...
Female lice grow penises, demand 70 hours of sex: study
In an international head-scratcher of a development, female bark lice — the tree-feeding branch of the itchy insect family — are engaged in what scientists are dubbing a penis-growing arms race. Fe…
nypost.com
February 14, 2026 at 9:40 AM
Happy valentines day nypost.com/2018/12/24/f...
I’m like if a girl should be a sleep
February 14, 2026 at 3:47 AM
I’m like if a girl should be a sleep
friends I am on astronaut planets where I do not belong
February 14, 2026 at 2:57 AM
friends I am on astronaut planets where I do not belong
what if I ate the whole g hung. C
February 14, 2026 at 2:39 AM
what if I ate the whole g hung. C
so the ikea by me is closing so if we can get like 15-20 people to pool on a mortgage for Merriam, ks. It’s a pretty lit spot
February 14, 2026 at 2:32 AM
so the ikea by me is closing so if we can get like 15-20 people to pool on a mortgage for Merriam, ks. It’s a pretty lit spot
best futurama episode to watch while baked outta ur mind go
February 14, 2026 at 2:25 AM
best futurama episode to watch while baked outta ur mind go
guys I think I did it I got so high it feels novel again
February 14, 2026 at 2:21 AM
guys I think I did it I got so high it feels novel again
shall I wander or wonder?
February 14, 2026 at 2:14 AM
shall I wander or wonder?
I’m probably at like half the lung capacity I was at a decade ago, but I’ll just do some cyberpunkesque artificial lungs in a few years
February 14, 2026 at 2:13 AM
I’m probably at like half the lung capacity I was at a decade ago, but I’ll just do some cyberpunkesque artificial lungs in a few years
Reposted by laney
Sometimes a man will follow me on here and I'll be like you know what, I have enough of those
February 14, 2026 at 1:20 AM
Sometimes a man will follow me on here and I'll be like you know what, I have enough of those
Actually please be gay on my eyeliner. No matter how this statement is interpreted, I like it.
eyeliner*
February 14, 2026 at 1:49 AM
Actually please be gay on my eyeliner. No matter how this statement is interpreted, I like it.