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laney “puddles o’piss” mcgoo
@puddlesopiss.bsky.social
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former weekend manager at the circuit city, looking for love in all the wrong places

from kansas: the city, the state, the musical
mdni 🔞
28 - she
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Character walking out of a fire in two frames that read, “me still processing 2013,” and “2014 in 2 months”
November 14, 2025 at 1:23 AM
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🫂🫂
Raccoon standing up right holding human hand on concrete
November 12, 2025 at 2:10 AM
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White cardboard box on wood table has a packaging sticker cover a title in a way that makes the box read, “FRESH CUM.”
November 7, 2025 at 12:29 AM
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just a lil bit of estrogen as a treat
53 used syringes without sharps and empty estrogen vials
November 5, 2025 at 3:48 AM
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I got a picture with my beautiful son, Hank
Laney holding a plastic, fun-sized, human skeleton indoors
November 2, 2025 at 8:19 AM
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Two clouds. One cloud has an empty thought cloud. The other has a quote “stop thinking about yourself”
October 23, 2025 at 4:15 PM
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Have a blessed Sunday, fellow sinners
A woman being burned at the stake bends towards the flames to light a joint in her mouth. An illustration of a witch above her head. The caption reads, “FUCK IT”
October 19, 2025 at 1:38 PM
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this one. In case you are wondering
"Sex is gay," Dwyer writes.
October 15, 2025 at 1:07 AM
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YOU GUYS.
THEY MADE A REAL PUPPY WITH MY NAME
kcpetproject.org listing of Delaney. The caramel colored medium sized dog is seen in a photo with a trainer’s face cropped out
October 13, 2025 at 1:37 AM
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Sonic the Hedgehog posing next to the caption, “don’t be ashamed of who you are that’s your parents job
October 12, 2025 at 2:32 AM
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Unfortunately, 2025.
A textbook stacked on top of some letters/mail stacked on top of a steno pad on a desk. The only words visible are, “ Unfortunately, 2025 “
October 11, 2025 at 2:55 PM
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“steal me Laney. Steal me”

-Jesus, on the cross
Jesus on a cross
October 10, 2025 at 1:00 AM
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October 9, 2025 at 10:03 PM
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Simple frog drawing captioned, “Pain, Agony even”
October 7, 2025 at 2:38 AM
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not just a fucken beer a fuckien fine Pilsner beer
A picture of a miller lite can on a coaster on a desk.
October 6, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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The headline “Cold Front Brings Cooler Temps to Kansas City Next Week,” so I check the forecast and see this shit. Cold front? For real? It’s mother fucking October, Gary. Do better.
iOS Weather app. MY LOCATION Kansas City 84° | Sunny a 10-DAY FORECAST Sat 65° 83° Sun 63° 84° Mon 14' 50% 63° 83° Tue 55% 58° 73° Wed 52° - 69° Thu 56° 75° Fri 58° 76° Sat 59° 82° NEWS THE KANSAS CITY STAR. Cold front expected to bring cooler temps to Kansas City next week Open in News 7
October 2, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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Deep fried meme of a skeleton holding a pistol reads, “LISTEN UP LIBERAL EVERY TIME WE TOUCH I GET THIS FEELING AND EVERY TIME WE KISS I SWEAR I COULD FLY”
October 1, 2025 at 3:06 AM
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So full of joy that I learned Korean for you
Bluesky post full of 💕 emojis ask if I am writing in Korean (I’m not) keyboard visible below
September 27, 2025 at 3:43 AM
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“Fiction-Speculative Dark-Wanderer” are you fucking kidding me? When did I get so fucking hot?
Screenshot reads, “9:44 Build your shelfie Share your favorites in a one-of-a-kind shelfie. Get started › Stats Lists Clubs Reviews STARGAZER 85 0184 Posts Likes All-time 2025 THE ETHICAL SLUT Currently reading 3 books BookAura BETA © Fiction-Speculative Dark-Wanderer FSD W Share your profile with friends to see how you compare. Copy link Your Ton Rated Books Home Clubs Explore Library Profile
September 26, 2025 at 2:46 PM
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This is the sexiest thing that has ever been said or written about me
Screenshot of Fable mobile app. Coralesque background reads, “9:40 86 Delaney All-time 2025 Reader Summary BETA ( Fearless Seeker: Your shelf holds dramatic love stories and genre-bending books. You can navigate complex relationships, refusing to classify anyone-never putting anyone in a genre box. Books read 27 books Best streak 23 days Average rating 4.1 stars Share Your Reading goal progress © Home Clubs Explore Library Profile”
September 26, 2025 at 2:42 PM
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Even Human Resources is AI now.
Thank you for your mere Here are the next steps to move forward in the application process for the Senior Automation Controls Engineer position you applied for. s utilizes an Al Agent to gather preliminary information not listed on your resume covered on the application. It only takes 10-15 minutes and allows the recruiter to dive deeper into the details of your background and experience if an interview is scheduled. Part of this Al Agent will be voice-based, please make sure you are in a quiet space for the duration of the screening. Click the link below to move forward in consideration! Move Forward MacBook Pro
September 25, 2025 at 10:58 PM
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me
A business casual outfit, underwear, and a butt plug in a heap on a carpeted floor.
September 24, 2025 at 3:41 AM
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Laney has been raptured. RIP (rapture in peace)
A business casual outfit, underwear, and a butt plug on a carpeted floor.
September 23, 2025 at 7:20 PM
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The trademark office claims that the application was abandoned in 2019. It seems highly plausible that it has been claimed by someone else, but I am unable to confirm that far.
Mobile web page for the US trademark office. 12:55 18) About Us Carcers Contact Us Patents Trademarks Learning and Resources USPTO > Trademark > TSDR > Trademark Search For assistance with TSDR, email teas@uspto.gov and include your serial number, the document you are looking for, and a screenshot of any error messages you have received. Trademark Status & Document Retrieval (TSDR) ® SEARCH MULTISEARCH US Serial, Registration, ce Reference No. • 87932990| Status results found STAT + Donnions - Generated on This page was generated by TSDR on 2025-09-23 01:55:30 EDT Mark TURNING POINT USA FURNINSA US Serial Number: 87882960 Filed as TEAS Plus: Yes Register: Principal Mark Type: Trademark, Service Mark TMS Common Status Application Fling Date: Age. 18, 2018 Currently TEAS Plus: Yes OEADIAPPLICATION Retused Dismissed or Invalidated This trademark application was refused, dismissed, or invalidated by the Office and this application is no longer active. statu*: Abandoned because the applicant failed to respond or filed a late response to an Office action. To view all documents in this file, click on the Trademark Document Retrieval link at the top of this page. Status Oate: Feb. 16, 2019 - Mark Information • Goods and Services - Basis Information (Case Level)| + Current Owner(s) Information - Attorney/Correspondence Information - Prosecution History • TM Staff and Location Information • Assignment Abstract Of Title Information - Click to Load - Proceedings - Click to Load Download Adobe Reader If you are the applicant or the applicant's attorney and have questions about this file, please contact the Trademark Assistance Center tsdr.uspto.gov
September 23, 2025 at 5:59 AM
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Back in my day, we only had 'medicinal' gunfire.
A screen snip of a Facebook post from the Kansas City star. KANSASCITY.COM 'Recreational' gunfire strikes b The like button is partially visible.
September 22, 2025 at 6:08 PM