laney “puddles o’piss” mcgoo
@puddlesopiss.bsky.social
former weekend manager at the circuit city, looking for love in all the wrong places
from kansas: the city, the state, the musical
mdni 🔞
28 - she
from kansas: the city, the state, the musical
mdni 🔞
28 - she
Pinned
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need a sugar daddy who will pay for my nails but not ask to see them, or me.
November 23, 2025 at 1:25 AM
need a sugar daddy who will pay for my nails but not ask to see them, or me.
fat women 💕💕
November 23, 2025 at 3:46 AM
fat women 💕💕
The John Candy documentary is so worthwhile for those that enjoy comedy, writing, performing, etc.
November 23, 2025 at 1:49 AM
The John Candy documentary is so worthwhile for those that enjoy comedy, writing, performing, etc.
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i think kevin spacey living out of a suitcase is too good. let me know when he’s living out of an old boot like a hermit crab
November 23, 2025 at 12:46 AM
i think kevin spacey living out of a suitcase is too good. let me know when he’s living out of an old boot like a hermit crab
Bluesky fucking sucks bc 1% of my posts are political, and they all blast off to the fucking moon, but I think of the world’s funniest post like every other day, and the only people that like it are 3 of the faggiest (respectfully) women to ever live
November 23, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Bluesky fucking sucks bc 1% of my posts are political, and they all blast off to the fucking moon, but I think of the world’s funniest post like every other day, and the only people that like it are 3 of the faggiest (respectfully) women to ever live
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yellow by coldplay playing in my head while i pee
November 22, 2025 at 11:50 PM
yellow by coldplay playing in my head while i pee
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ICE will not be abolished by the ruling class. It must be ended by the working class.
November 22, 2025 at 11:47 PM
ICE will not be abolished by the ruling class. It must be ended by the working class.
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guys lets get fat
November 22, 2025 at 11:29 PM
guys lets get fat
Socialism is inevitable
November 22, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Socialism is inevitable
I’ve been trying to identify a monthly hormonal cycle. It’s very easy to identify and monitor a weekly cycle based on my injection, and even a daily cycle, but I see no patterns on a larger scale.
November 22, 2025 at 11:06 PM
I’ve been trying to identify a monthly hormonal cycle. It’s very easy to identify and monitor a weekly cycle based on my injection, and even a daily cycle, but I see no patterns on a larger scale.
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is my penis clocky or does it look like a cis girls penis
November 22, 2025 at 7:06 PM
is my penis clocky or does it look like a cis girls penis
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Don’t temp me with a good time.
November 22, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Don’t temp me with a good time.
I’m 28, chronically under/unemployed, and a visibly trans woman. Nevertheless, I have a brighter future than the 28 year old White House Press Secretary by simply never defending Donald Trump. It feels nice.
November 22, 2025 at 8:40 PM
I’m 28, chronically under/unemployed, and a visibly trans woman. Nevertheless, I have a brighter future than the 28 year old White House Press Secretary by simply never defending Donald Trump. It feels nice.
You wake up cursing Colorado because it don’t contain me
November 22, 2025 at 8:16 PM
You wake up cursing Colorado because it don’t contain me
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We’re the sons of the ShowBiz pizza animatronic band you couldn’t turn off.
November 22, 2025 at 6:02 PM
We’re the sons of the ShowBiz pizza animatronic band you couldn’t turn off.
The ruling class will never abolish ICE. It is the working class’s duty to protect each other and to end ICE.
November 22, 2025 at 4:43 PM
The ruling class will never abolish ICE. It is the working class’s duty to protect each other and to end ICE.
My sister’s wedding is next weekend, and I’ve developed several storylines to tell aunts and uncles. I’m working on my conversion to Islam plot rn. Are cigarettes Halal?
November 22, 2025 at 3:54 PM
My sister’s wedding is next weekend, and I’ve developed several storylines to tell aunts and uncles. I’m working on my conversion to Islam plot rn. Are cigarettes Halal?
Cigarettes are medicine for a sick world
November 22, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Cigarettes are medicine for a sick world
Anybody in KC wanna smoke a ciggy with me?
November 22, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Anybody in KC wanna smoke a ciggy with me?
I meant my hangnail
this is our generation’s 9/11
November 22, 2025 at 3:40 PM
I meant my hangnail
this is our generation’s 9/11
November 22, 2025 at 6:30 AM
this is our generation’s 9/11
Doing worksheets on a Friday night!
November 22, 2025 at 6:06 AM
Doing worksheets on a Friday night!
Gentleness is what makes strength worth having.
November 22, 2025 at 5:59 AM
Gentleness is what makes strength worth having.