🇨🇦 Todd Bee <🖕🍊>
@toddalio.bsky.social
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Take off, eh?
Neither related to Samantha, nor made of actual bees.
He / Him / His
Take off, eh?
Neither related to Samantha, nor made of actual bees.
He / Him / His
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🇨🇦 Todd Bee <🖕🍊>
@toddalio.bsky.social
· Nov 22
The worst thing about getting older is that you have to take a fibre supplement if you want to shitpost regularly.
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It’s going to be funny tomorrow to see National Post and Sun columnists yelling at Carney for getting Canada disinvited from the “Board of Peace”
January 23, 2026 at 2:38 AM
It’s going to be funny tomorrow to see National Post and Sun columnists yelling at Carney for getting Canada disinvited from the “Board of Peace”
Diaper Donnie rescinding Prime Minister Mark Carney's Board of Piss invitation has big "it's my Scattergories and I'm going home" energy. Source if you don't get the reference: youtu.be/iYhf6apYyjQ?...
January 23, 2026 at 3:59 AM
Diaper Donnie rescinding Prime Minister Mark Carney's Board of Piss invitation has big "it's my Scattergories and I'm going home" energy. Source if you don't get the reference: youtu.be/iYhf6apYyjQ?...
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This is child abuse, full stop
The 5-year-old arrested by ICE In Minnesota is detained at Dilley. We reported on conditions there in the below article.
Parents said the food was contaminated with mold and worms & that children were so under so much stress that they were hitting their own faces & wetting themselves.
Parents said the food was contaminated with mold and worms & that children were so under so much stress that they were hitting their own faces & wetting themselves.
Analysis by The Marshall Project of ICE data obtained by the Deportation Data Project found that the Trump administration’s revival of family detention has swept thousands of children into ICE custody. At least 3,800 children under 18, including 20 infants, have been booked since Trump took office.
January 23, 2026 at 12:22 AM
This is child abuse, full stop
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I'm pretty sure the magician we went to see had a plant in the audience. My seat was next to a philodendron.
January 23, 2026 at 1:32 AM
I'm pretty sure the magician we went to see had a plant in the audience. My seat was next to a philodendron.
In case I haven't said it loudly enough, or recently enough: FUCK ICE, FUCK TRUMP, FUCK THE U.S. ADMINISTRATION, AND THEIR ENABLERS/SUPPORTERS. I'd call these inhuman ghouls shitstains, but that wouldn't be an affront to shitstains.
January 22, 2026 at 2:30 PM
In case I haven't said it loudly enough, or recently enough: FUCK ICE, FUCK TRUMP, FUCK THE U.S. ADMINISTRATION, AND THEIR ENABLERS/SUPPORTERS. I'd call these inhuman ghouls shitstains, but that wouldn't be an affront to shitstains.
Hey Americans, with daddy Trump out of your country, you have the opportunity to do the funniest thing right now:
C ommence
O verthrowing
U r
P resident
C ommence
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January 21, 2026 at 3:03 PM
Hey Americans, with daddy Trump out of your country, you have the opportunity to do the funniest thing right now:
C ommence
O verthrowing
U r
P resident
C ommence
O verthrowing
U r
P resident
Post a great jorts song from your playlist:
Everything I Do (I Do It For Jorts)
Everything I Do (I Do It For Jorts)
Post a great jorts song from your playlist:
Is There Something I Should Jorts?
Is There Something I Should Jorts?
post a great jorts song from your playlist:
Jorts of Cydonia!
Jorts of Cydonia!
January 21, 2026 at 2:52 PM
Post a great jorts song from your playlist:
Everything I Do (I Do It For Jorts)
Everything I Do (I Do It For Jorts)
Motherfucking electric eels on a motherfucking plane!
Air Force One returns to D.C. over electrical issue
www.cbc.ca/news/world/t...
Air Force One returns to D.C. over electrical issue
www.cbc.ca/news/world/t...
Trump resumes trip to Davos after Air Force One forced to return to D.C. due to electrical issue | CBC News
Air Force One returned to the Washington, D.C., area after the president's plane, which was set to fly to Switzerland where he is scheduled to speak at the World Economic Forum, experienced a minor el...
www.cbc.ca
January 21, 2026 at 12:45 PM
Motherfucking electric eels on a motherfucking plane!
Air Force One returns to D.C. over electrical issue
www.cbc.ca/news/world/t...
Air Force One returns to D.C. over electrical issue
www.cbc.ca/news/world/t...
Home Alone 3 / Weekend At Donnie's crossover film.
So what I’m getting from this is no independent reporter can currently confirm if the President is alive. Is that correct?
January 21, 2026 at 12:17 PM
Home Alone 3 / Weekend At Donnie's crossover film.
The world plays chess while Donnie plays chicken with a freight train. In a tunnel.
January 21, 2026 at 3:44 AM
The world plays chess while Donnie plays chicken with a freight train. In a tunnel.
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Damien Kurek, who won the last few elections in the riding but stepped down for Poilievre, will run again in the next election. It’s not clear where Poilievre would run, but there are few ridings as safe as this one. www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
Conservative Leader Pierre Poilievre will run in a different riding next federal election: party | CBC News
The party confirmed Damien Kurek — who held the seat previously — would run in the Battle River-Crowfoot riding in the next election. Kurek gave up his seat last year so Poilievre could run in that el...
www.cbc.ca
January 21, 2026 at 2:49 AM
Damien Kurek, who won the last few elections in the riding but stepped down for Poilievre, will run again in the next election. It’s not clear where Poilievre would run, but there are few ridings as safe as this one. www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
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So here’s the scoop: the Trump administration just admitted that DOGE yes, the very office supposedly guarding your Social Security info may have treated it like an all-you-can-eat buffet.
Trump administration says DOGE may have misused Social Security data
The Justice Department told a judge that an unnamed political advocacy group contacted Department of Government Efficiency staffers in a bid to gain access to state voter rolls.
www.nbcnews.com
January 21, 2026 at 3:17 AM
So here’s the scoop: the Trump administration just admitted that DOGE yes, the very office supposedly guarding your Social Security info may have treated it like an all-you-can-eat buffet.
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"Trump would be good for business and against the LGBTQ agenda" So you wanted to make money & hurt people who did nothing to you. It has never occured to me to cast a vote in the hopes of hurting anyone. I do not understand this type of thinking. Trying to breaks my brain and heart.
Incredible quote here from a Somali small business owner in Minneapolis who voted for Trump. minnesotareformer.com/2026/01/19/a...
January 20, 2026 at 11:58 PM
"Trump would be good for business and against the LGBTQ agenda" So you wanted to make money & hurt people who did nothing to you. It has never occured to me to cast a vote in the hopes of hurting anyone. I do not understand this type of thinking. Trying to breaks my brain and heart.
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@liberalca.bsky.social
@ndp.ca
It's time to hold Smith, Moe and Ford accountable for the lack of public healthcare, the rise in measles, syphilis, people dying in hallways in hospitals and on the floor because there are no Dr's available for 10 or more hours!
STOP PRIVITIZATION!
@ndp.ca
It's time to hold Smith, Moe and Ford accountable for the lack of public healthcare, the rise in measles, syphilis, people dying in hallways in hospitals and on the floor because there are no Dr's available for 10 or more hours!
STOP PRIVITIZATION!
A question I keep hearing from folks across Canada is pretty simple: “What the heck is going on in Alberta?” It’s a fair question, given all the headlines lately.
Separatism is a real threat, and it’s time for Canada, politicians and citizens alike, to act.
Separatism is a real threat, and it’s time for Canada, politicians and citizens alike, to act.
January 20, 2026 at 11:22 PM
@liberalca.bsky.social
@ndp.ca
It's time to hold Smith, Moe and Ford accountable for the lack of public healthcare, the rise in measles, syphilis, people dying in hallways in hospitals and on the floor because there are no Dr's available for 10 or more hours!
STOP PRIVITIZATION!
@ndp.ca
It's time to hold Smith, Moe and Ford accountable for the lack of public healthcare, the rise in measles, syphilis, people dying in hallways in hospitals and on the floor because there are no Dr's available for 10 or more hours!
STOP PRIVITIZATION!
[n years from now]
Son #1: Dad, I'm gay.
Me: Nothing you could say will ever change the love I have for you.
Son #1: 😃
Son #2: Phew, that's a relief. I guess now's a good time to tell you I'm a fan of Drake's music.
Me: Get the fuck out of my house!
Son #1: Dad, I'm gay.
Me: Nothing you could say will ever change the love I have for you.
Son #1: 😃
Son #2: Phew, that's a relief. I guess now's a good time to tell you I'm a fan of Drake's music.
Me: Get the fuck out of my house!
January 20, 2026 at 10:07 PM
[n years from now]
Son #1: Dad, I'm gay.
Me: Nothing you could say will ever change the love I have for you.
Son #1: 😃
Son #2: Phew, that's a relief. I guess now's a good time to tell you I'm a fan of Drake's music.
Me: Get the fuck out of my house!
Son #1: Dad, I'm gay.
Me: Nothing you could say will ever change the love I have for you.
Son #1: 😃
Son #2: Phew, that's a relief. I guess now's a good time to tell you I'm a fan of Drake's music.
Me: Get the fuck out of my house!
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Why does Doug Ford hate the Ontario Consumer so much that he doesn't want us to have any purchasing power and more options to choose from?
He's only about select Ontario Workers. But never us Consumers. 🤔
vocm.com/2026/01/20/2...
He's only about select Ontario Workers. But never us Consumers. 🤔
vocm.com/2026/01/20/2...
Ontario Premier Ticked Off with PM Over Recent Tariff Deal with China
The Premier of Ontario is slamming Ottawa's recent tariff deal with Beijing, allowing up to 49,000 Chinese ele...
vocm.com
January 20, 2026 at 4:15 PM
Why does Doug Ford hate the Ontario Consumer so much that he doesn't want us to have any purchasing power and more options to choose from?
He's only about select Ontario Workers. But never us Consumers. 🤔
vocm.com/2026/01/20/2...
He's only about select Ontario Workers. But never us Consumers. 🤔
vocm.com/2026/01/20/2...
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One of the many things that frightens me about Poilievre is that he has absolutely zero real-world experience in anything but politics. He's never even had a job. He knows nothing
January 20, 2026 at 5:11 PM
One of the many things that frightens me about Poilievre is that he has absolutely zero real-world experience in anything but politics. He's never even had a job. He knows nothing
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I wanna bang mothman
January 20, 2026 at 4:51 AM
I wanna bang mothman
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People are like "Ooo aurora!" and I'm just over sobbing "I haven't even seen the sky in three months."
January 20, 2026 at 3:30 AM
People are like "Ooo aurora!" and I'm just over sobbing "I haven't even seen the sky in three months."
Largest solar storm in 20 years, and in Southern Ontario..... it's cloudy. 😠
January 20, 2026 at 12:42 AM
Largest solar storm in 20 years, and in Southern Ontario..... it's cloudy. 😠
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In uncertain times we try to give the people what they want.
January 19, 2026 at 4:45 PM
In uncertain times we try to give the people what they want.
2027: Invading U.S. column of military repelled from Toronto when they foolishly neglect to anticipate 401 gridlock.
January 19, 2026 at 3:41 PM
2027: Invading U.S. column of military repelled from Toronto when they foolishly neglect to anticipate 401 gridlock.
I said some disparaging things about a company named For Living, so I'm here to publicly say Sorry For Living.
January 18, 2026 at 5:43 PM
I said some disparaging things about a company named For Living, so I'm here to publicly say Sorry For Living.
Mark Zuckerberg is weird. He's probably a lizard.
The division has lost over $77 billion since its inception in 2020.
Meta Lays Off Thousands of VR Workers as Zuckerberg's Vision Fails
The company has laid off some 1,500 virtual reality developers as part of a broader shift toward AI wearable devices.
trib.al
January 18, 2026 at 5:42 PM
Mark Zuckerberg is weird. He's probably a lizard.