🇨🇦 Todd Bee <🖕🍊>
@toddalio.bsky.social
Your locally-sourced, organic, friendly-neighbourhood Linux admin.
Take off, eh?
Neither related to Samantha, nor made of actual bees.
He / Him / His
Take off, eh?
Neither related to Samantha, nor made of actual bees.
He / Him / His
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🇨🇦 Todd Bee <🖕🍊>
@toddalio.bsky.social
· Nov 22
The worst thing about getting older is that you have to take a fibre supplement if you want to shitpost regularly.
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Vaccinate your local Conservative, do it for Canada!
November 11, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Vaccinate your local Conservative, do it for Canada!
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“Repair Café” an event where locals can bring their damaged items to be fixed by a team of experts, free of charge. The project is part of a growing chain of more than 2,500 workshops popping up around the world by building “a culture of care and repair.
Make it happen, Canada!
Make it happen, Canada!
A Growing Number of ‘Repair Cafes’ Are Popping Up Around the World to Curb Consumer Waste — Inside Climate News
Local communities are hosting events where people can bring in their broken goods for repairs—free of charge.
apple.news
November 11, 2025 at 11:51 PM
“Repair Café” an event where locals can bring their damaged items to be fixed by a team of experts, free of charge. The project is part of a growing chain of more than 2,500 workshops popping up around the world by building “a culture of care and repair.
Make it happen, Canada!
Make it happen, Canada!
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Science is a pawsitive force
November 12, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Science is a pawsitive force
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Haven't seen northern lights in Iowa since I was a teen. Got my kids out there!
November 12, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Haven't seen northern lights in Iowa since I was a teen. Got my kids out there!
We're getting hit with a solar storm, the Aurora are dancing, and it's fucking overcast in Toronto.
November 12, 2025 at 1:48 AM
We're getting hit with a solar storm, the Aurora are dancing, and it's fucking overcast in Toronto.
Me: Sony. Panasonic. Onkyo. Pioneer. Alpine. JVC. Harmon Kardon. Bose.
🦗🦗🦗
Me: Why is no one laughing at my joke? I was told stereo types are funny. 🤷♀️
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Me: Why is no one laughing at my joke? I was told stereo types are funny. 🤷♀️
November 11, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Me: Sony. Panasonic. Onkyo. Pioneer. Alpine. JVC. Harmon Kardon. Bose.
🦗🦗🦗
Me: Why is no one laughing at my joke? I was told stereo types are funny. 🤷♀️
🦗🦗🦗
Me: Why is no one laughing at my joke? I was told stereo types are funny. 🤷♀️
Je deteste hiver
November 9, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Je deteste hiver
Good old rock. Nothing beats rock.
November 8, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Good old rock. Nothing beats rock.
<Kermit & Ms. Piggy on a date>
<A female frog seductively walks up to them & begins to sing>
🎵 Don't you wish your girlfriend could hop like me?
<A female frog seductively walks up to them & begins to sing>
🎵 Don't you wish your girlfriend could hop like me?
November 7, 2025 at 2:18 PM
<Kermit & Ms. Piggy on a date>
<A female frog seductively walks up to them & begins to sing>
🎵 Don't you wish your girlfriend could hop like me?
<A female frog seductively walks up to them & begins to sing>
🎵 Don't you wish your girlfriend could hop like me?
Trump's White House wall decor:
Loot
Launder
Lynch
Loot
Launder
Lynch
November 7, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Trump's White House wall decor:
Loot
Launder
Lynch
Loot
Launder
Lynch
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You ever accidentally slip into a different dimension?
November 3, 2025 at 2:27 AM
You ever accidentally slip into a different dimension?
November 6, 2025 at 3:10 AM
The Swiss Chalet Family Robinson #TakeoutFoodABookOrPlay #HashtagGames
November 6, 2025 at 3:05 AM
The Swiss Chalet Family Robinson #TakeoutFoodABookOrPlay #HashtagGames
November 6, 2025 at 2:41 AM
It's too bad Earth doesn't have at least 6 moons. Imagine the sky at night if the Supermoon, Wondermoon, Flashmoon, Batmoon, Aquamoon, and Cyborgmoon all happened on the same night? It'd be The Justice Moon.
November 6, 2025 at 2:02 AM
It's too bad Earth doesn't have at least 6 moons. Imagine the sky at night if the Supermoon, Wondermoon, Flashmoon, Batmoon, Aquamoon, and Cyborgmoon all happened on the same night? It'd be The Justice Moon.
Just replaced all my windows with Linux, and now..... I don't have any natural light at all.
November 5, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Just replaced all my windows with Linux, and now..... I don't have any natural light at all.
Sure, Edigraf/Grafana is all nice & pretty, but as soon as you get 4 or more systems on a dashboard, it has about much meaning to me as a squished banana. #ColourBlindProblems
November 5, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Sure, Edigraf/Grafana is all nice & pretty, but as soon as you get 4 or more systems on a dashboard, it has about much meaning to me as a squished banana. #ColourBlindProblems
Shake *and* Bake? In this economy?
November 5, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Shake *and* Bake? In this economy?
Happy Guy Fawkes Day to all who celebrate!
November 5, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Happy Guy Fawkes Day to all who celebrate!
"It's election fraud, it's vote tampering, it's cheating. You can't let the browns & the poors have a say"
- Donald Trump, probably
- Donald Trump, probably
November 4, 2025 at 2:38 PM
"It's election fraud, it's vote tampering, it's cheating. You can't let the browns & the poors have a say"
- Donald Trump, probably
- Donald Trump, probably
A Star Wars themed range of coffee beans.
Vader: You don't know the power of the Dark Roast.
Yoda: The Light Roast offers peace & serenity.
Han: What good's a Medium Roast if you ain't around to use it?
Vader: You don't know the power of the Dark Roast.
Yoda: The Light Roast offers peace & serenity.
Han: What good's a Medium Roast if you ain't around to use it?
November 4, 2025 at 2:35 PM
A Star Wars themed range of coffee beans.
Vader: You don't know the power of the Dark Roast.
Yoda: The Light Roast offers peace & serenity.
Han: What good's a Medium Roast if you ain't around to use it?
Vader: You don't know the power of the Dark Roast.
Yoda: The Light Roast offers peace & serenity.
Han: What good's a Medium Roast if you ain't around to use it?
For the love of dog, can we please wipe the word w*binar from our vocabulary?
November 4, 2025 at 1:10 PM
For the love of dog, can we please wipe the word w*binar from our vocabulary?
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My painting WINTER'S WATCH
November 4, 2025 at 5:01 AM
My painting WINTER'S WATCH
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Robert Munsch donates his personal archives to the Guelph Public Library
www.cp24.com/news/canada/...
www.cp24.com/news/canada/...
Robert Munsch donates his personal archives to Guelph, Ont. library
Beloved Canadian children’s author Robert Munsch has decided to donate his personal archives to the Guelph Public Library.
www.cp24.com
November 4, 2025 at 11:48 AM
Robert Munsch donates his personal archives to the Guelph Public Library
www.cp24.com/news/canada/...
www.cp24.com/news/canada/...
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Batman isn’t a childish fantasy because it features a guy dressed as a bat; Batman is a childish fantasy because it’s based on the premise that a super-rich man would spend his money on protecting citizens from criminals and villains.
August 19, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Batman isn’t a childish fantasy because it features a guy dressed as a bat; Batman is a childish fantasy because it’s based on the premise that a super-rich man would spend his money on protecting citizens from criminals and villains.