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· Aug 24
Local Restaurant Exhausted as Google AI Keeps Telling Customers About Daily Specials That Don't Exist
A restaurant is begging its customers to please stop using notoriously unreliable Google AI to ask about its menu items.
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"We will not honor the Google AI specials."
"They're calling it the most divorced post of all time."
Elon Boasts That His AI Can Generate a Beautiful Woman Saying "I Will Always Love You"
Elon Musk is not beating the lonely loser allegations with his latest post of an AI woman declaring her love for him.
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November 11, 2025 at 8:40 AM
"They're calling it the most divorced post of all time."
He's leaving a disaster behind.
The Guy Responsible for the Cybertruck Is Suddenly Leaving Tesla
The head of Tesla's Cybertruck program, Siddhant Awasthi, has announced that he's leaving the company after more than eight years.
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November 11, 2025 at 7:41 AM
He's leaving a disaster behind.
"The growth actually happens within a week."
Scientists Say They've Figured Out a Way to Regrow Tooth Enamel
Researchers at the University of Nottingham say they've come up with a new type of gel that can repair and rebuild tooth enamel.
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November 11, 2025 at 6:41 AM
"The growth actually happens within a week."
"This would mean that 3I/ATLAS exploded at perihelion and we are witnessing the resulting fireworks."
The Mysterious Interstellar Object May Have Just Exploded
Harvard astrophysicist Avi Loeb suggests that interstellar object 3I/ATLAS may have just broken up into well over a dozen pieces.
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November 11, 2025 at 5:14 AM
"This would mean that 3I/ATLAS exploded at perihelion and we are witnessing the resulting fireworks."
"If you believe that it is real, you should have your head examined."
Trump Posts Claim About Health Care System Cited to "Dunning-Kruger Times," a Website Making Fun of Stupid People
President Donald Trump made a post attacking Barack Obama for allegedly profiting off of Obamacare, which of course was total nonsense.
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November 11, 2025 at 3:52 AM
"If you believe that it is real, you should have your head examined."
"It outperformed semaglutide."
Scientists Say They've Figured Out a Way to Reprogram the Pancreas to Produce GLP-1s Without Ozempic
Scientists say they've come up with a way for the body to produce its own store of glucagon-like peptide-1 (GLP-1).
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November 10, 2025 at 3:41 PM
"It outperformed semaglutide."
More and more are saying it.
Genius Exec Says There Are Only Two Possibilities for AI: It'll Collapse the Economy, or Make Everyone's Job Obsolete
Publishing magnate Keith Riegert recently told a crowded room that there are only two possible AI futures, and neither of them are good.
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November 10, 2025 at 2:27 PM
More and more are saying it.
Positive affirmations are good for more than your self-confidence.
Scientists Just Found Something Fascinating About How Women Dirty Talk
A new study shows how women refer to their genitals is linked to their self image and overall sexual pleasure.
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November 10, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Positive affirmations are good for more than your self-confidence.
"We're at a point now where robots can move more sensually than Taylor Swift."
Robotics Company Builds Straight-Up Terminator
Electric vehicle company XPeng has released a video of its "Iron" robot without skin, and the results are pretty disturbing.
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November 10, 2025 at 11:12 AM
"We're at a point now where robots can move more sensually than Taylor Swift."
"THIS IS NOT A DRILL!"
University Accidentally Sends Emergency Alerts for Tornado, School Shooter and Toxic Spill Simultaneously
The University of Alabama apologized for incorrectly informing students that they were besieged by a triple threat of unfolding catastrophes.
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November 10, 2025 at 9:57 AM
"THIS IS NOT A DRILL!"
We've been trying to reach you, Sam.
Sam Altman Gets Served Subpoena Live Onstage
OpenAI CEO Sam Altman was unexpectedly served a subpoena while giving a live talk in San Francisco on Tuesday.
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November 9, 2025 at 4:21 PM
We've been trying to reach you, Sam.
"In our view, this does not satisfy the requirement of competent representation."
Judge Blasts Lawyer Caught Using ChatGPT in Divorce Court, Orders Him to Take Remedial Law Classes
A Maryland appellate court judge issued a scathing opinion after a family attorney was caught using ChatGPT to write legal briefs.
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November 9, 2025 at 5:21 AM
"In our view, this does not satisfy the requirement of competent representation."
Schools had become deathly silent. Now that phones are banned, they're loud again.
Banning Phones in Schools Is Drastically Changing the Behavior of Kids
Schools around the world are banning phones, and the results can be unexpected. For instance, schools are getting loud again.
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November 9, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Schools had become deathly silent. Now that phones are banned, they're loud again.
"It’s very provocative."
New Paper Claims Everyone Is Wrong, Universe's Expansion Is Slowing Down
In a controversial new paper, researchers argue that the acceleration of the universe's expansion has slowed down.
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November 9, 2025 at 2:09 AM
"It’s very provocative."
"This is the direction of technological development: to help people, not replace them."
Chinese Firefighters Using Robot Dogs With Huge Hoses Attached
Chinese company Unitree is unleashing robotic dogs to fight fires in all kinds of real-world disaster scenarios.
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November 9, 2025 at 1:07 AM
"This is the direction of technological development: to help people, not replace them."
Say hello to "mind captioning."
Scientists Say They've Figured Out How to Transcribe Your Thoughts From an MRI Scan
The team showed that the brain scan analyzing technique could generate accurate descriptions of a video someone was watching.
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November 9, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Say hello to "mind captioning."
It's giving new meaning to the phrase, "I'd hate to be that guy."
Meta Accuses Employee's Dad of Downloading Gigantic Illegal Goon Stash
Meta's arguing that a massive goon stash actually belonged to some worker's dad, and not a secret AI porn lab.
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November 8, 2025 at 10:59 PM
It's giving new meaning to the phrase, "I'd hate to be that guy."
"It’s just uninvestable."
You'll Never Guess What Happened to Saudi Arabia's 100-Mile Skyscraper
Saudi Arabia's ambitious sci-fi vision for a 100-mile skyscraper in the desert has collided with reality at full force.
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November 8, 2025 at 9:55 PM
"It’s just uninvestable."
Maybe there is no red or blue pill.
Physicists Say They've Proven Whether We're Living in a Simulation
Researchers say they've proven that the fundamental nature of reality simply cannot be simulated on any computer.
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November 8, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Maybe there is no red or blue pill.
"Those laid off now are finding it harder to quickly secure new roles, which could further loosen the labor market."
Tech Workers Are in Deep, Deep Trouble
A new report found that tech worker layoffs are rising astronomically thanks to AI narratives, overhiring, and a dismal economy.
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November 8, 2025 at 6:43 PM
"Those laid off now are finding it harder to quickly secure new roles, which could further loosen the labor market."
"They’re always wrong. It has made me fail tests all the time."
Kim Kardashian Says She Screamed at ChatGPT After It "Made" Her Fail Law School Tests
Kim Kardashian admitted that she used ChatGPT for "legal advice," causing her to fail tests in her quest to become an attorney.
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November 8, 2025 at 2:10 PM
"They’re always wrong. It has made me fail tests all the time."
"Shame on me if OpenAI isn't the first big company run by an AI CEO."
Sam Altman Says That in a Few Years, a Whole Company Could Be Run by AI, Including the CEO
OpenAI CEO Sam Altman boldly predicts that an era of companies being run by AI models is right around the corner.
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November 8, 2025 at 5:02 AM
"Shame on me if OpenAI isn't the first big company run by an AI CEO."