A-Moo’s Bouche
@asclepiasrosa.bsky.social
Love is a cattlefield 🐮🇨🇦
Canadian winter veg farmer
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Canadian winter veg farmer
Morning coffee muse to @natesmith.dev
My Skweets: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:xivg7qzusrwm5tk2djn7kgq2/feed/aaaa4oajl5d6s
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A-Moo’s Bouche
@asclepiasrosa.bsky.social
· Dec 10
Goose love letters:
‘honks and hisses xoxo’
‘honks and hisses xoxo’
it’s easier than ever before to be in HR - you can screen out job candidates just on whether they can get their audio or camera to work
December 8, 2025 at 11:35 PM
it’s easier than ever before to be in HR - you can screen out job candidates just on whether they can get their audio or camera to work
we’re working on our first puzzle but then realized we have cats
December 8, 2025 at 11:30 PM
we’re working on our first puzzle but then realized we have cats
the person who invented Velcro must’ve had a clingy cat like mine
December 8, 2025 at 3:37 PM
the person who invented Velcro must’ve had a clingy cat like mine
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[on the set of Scarface]
AL PACINO: say hello to my little friend [opens jacket to reveal a tiny kitten]
DIRECTOR: son of a bitch CUT
AL PACINO: say hello to my little friend [opens jacket to reveal a tiny kitten]
DIRECTOR: son of a bitch CUT
December 7, 2025 at 8:51 AM
[on the set of Scarface]
AL PACINO: say hello to my little friend [opens jacket to reveal a tiny kitten]
DIRECTOR: son of a bitch CUT
AL PACINO: say hello to my little friend [opens jacket to reveal a tiny kitten]
DIRECTOR: son of a bitch CUT
my chiropractor told me he once saw Alan Rickman in the Heathrow lounge and now we’re living through the Snape depression
December 8, 2025 at 5:14 AM
my chiropractor told me he once saw Alan Rickman in the Heathrow lounge and now we’re living through the Snape depression
celebrating the American affordability hoax by watching a holiday cooking show about baking with whipped chickpea water
December 8, 2025 at 3:57 AM
celebrating the American affordability hoax by watching a holiday cooking show about baking with whipped chickpea water
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a lot of American recipes from the 1930s have raisins bc of the grape depression
December 7, 2025 at 6:49 PM
a lot of American recipes from the 1930s have raisins bc of the grape depression
trying to get my UK travel visa but I keep failing the pudding identity questions
December 4, 2025 at 11:38 PM
trying to get my UK travel visa but I keep failing the pudding identity questions
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As an adult I've had fewer yabadabadoo times than the Flintstones led me to believe would be the case
December 4, 2025 at 7:41 AM
As an adult I've had fewer yabadabadoo times than the Flintstones led me to believe would be the case
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I'm like the ghost of garage future
December 3, 2025 at 5:05 PM
I'm like the ghost of garage future
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i didn't know what "millennial grey" was and assumed it was referring to my facial hair
December 3, 2025 at 6:50 AM
i didn't know what "millennial grey" was and assumed it was referring to my facial hair
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spending the rest of the week determining if my cats are left or right handed
December 4, 2025 at 7:52 PM
spending the rest of the week determining if my cats are left or right handed
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I am color blind, so Jennifer Lopez, Jennifer Hudson, and Jennifer Aniston all look like Jennifer Grey to me.
October 19, 2025 at 8:17 PM
I am color blind, so Jennifer Lopez, Jennifer Hudson, and Jennifer Aniston all look like Jennifer Grey to me.
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A Ratatouille sequel where he opens a winery called Vermintation.
December 2, 2025 at 1:12 AM
A Ratatouille sequel where he opens a winery called Vermintation.
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your honor, every single crunchwrap is more supreme than this court
November 8, 2025 at 3:09 AM
your honor, every single crunchwrap is more supreme than this court
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I made my family a Dadvent calendar. Each day they get one of my worst posts, written on one of the fast food napkins I accumulate in the door well of my car
December 1, 2025 at 10:51 PM
I made my family a Dadvent calendar. Each day they get one of my worst posts, written on one of the fast food napkins I accumulate in the door well of my car
the mackerel class submarine
December 2, 2025 at 4:42 PM
the mackerel class submarine
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Me, working on copyedits: Hi, sweetie! (as my dog tries to move my laptop with her face)
Me: Oh, I see. You want my lap? I could hold you if I tilted and did something terrible to my spine?
Dog: (climbs on lap)
Me, now working sideways.
Me: Oh, I see. You want my lap? I could hold you if I tilted and did something terrible to my spine?
Dog: (climbs on lap)
Me, now working sideways.
December 1, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Me, working on copyedits: Hi, sweetie! (as my dog tries to move my laptop with her face)
Me: Oh, I see. You want my lap? I could hold you if I tilted and did something terrible to my spine?
Dog: (climbs on lap)
Me, now working sideways.
Me: Oh, I see. You want my lap? I could hold you if I tilted and did something terrible to my spine?
Dog: (climbs on lap)
Me, now working sideways.
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is a pie eating contest a chompetition or a chowlenge?
December 2, 2025 at 6:49 AM
is a pie eating contest a chompetition or a chowlenge?
MILF = ‘man I love frogs!’
November 30, 2025 at 5:20 AM
MILF = ‘man I love frogs!’
Interviewer: please tell us about yourself
Me: I’m a deeply serious person who has binge-watched every Lindsay Lohan holiday movie
Me: I’m a deeply serious person who has binge-watched every Lindsay Lohan holiday movie
November 29, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Interviewer: please tell us about yourself
Me: I’m a deeply serious person who has binge-watched every Lindsay Lohan holiday movie
Me: I’m a deeply serious person who has binge-watched every Lindsay Lohan holiday movie
life in the ‘Venice Beach’ of Canada: there are flowers blooming through December and we’re still having to mow the lawn
November 29, 2025 at 1:00 AM
life in the ‘Venice Beach’ of Canada: there are flowers blooming through December and we’re still having to mow the lawn
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Time to start leaving out milk and cookies for the porch thieves.
November 28, 2025 at 6:09 AM
Time to start leaving out milk and cookies for the porch thieves.
Ahhh Thanksgiving with the family! We start a new 1000 piece puzzle and play our fave games such as fridge jenga.
November 27, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Ahhh Thanksgiving with the family! We start a new 1000 piece puzzle and play our fave games such as fridge jenga.
Me: [hands him a spoon] can you check the cranberries?
Him: it’s in your heeead in your heeeaaad
Me:
Him: it’s in your heeead in your heeeaaad
Me:
November 27, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Me: [hands him a spoon] can you check the cranberries?
Him: it’s in your heeead in your heeeaaad
Me:
Him: it’s in your heeead in your heeeaaad
Me: