Low Quality Facts
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Low Quality Facts written in arguably lower quality handwriting.
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Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for this "Baking is Punk" towel. On the punk scale, baking falls somewhere between attending a Flogging Molly concert and throwing a molotov cocktail at a cop car.
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November 27, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for this "Baking is Punk" towel. On the punk scale, baking falls somewhere between attending a Flogging Molly concert and throwing a molotov cocktail at a cop car.
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It's only right.
November 26, 2025 at 11:46 PM
It's only right.
I could see it.
November 26, 2025 at 10:16 PM
I could see it.
That blows my mind.
November 26, 2025 at 7:47 PM
That blows my mind.
Very suspicious.
November 26, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Very suspicious.
Today's Low Quality Ad is for this Festivus Ugly Christmas Sweater. Get it and wear it every single day in case you ever run into Jason Alexander. It would be a good conversation starter, and maybe even the beginning of a beautiful friendship.
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November 26, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Today's Low Quality Ad is for this Festivus Ugly Christmas Sweater. Get it and wear it every single day in case you ever run into Jason Alexander. It would be a good conversation starter, and maybe even the beginning of a beautiful friendship.
collabs.shop/lvtn2r
collabs.shop/lvtn2r
This is why most Olympic athletes aim to get bronze.
November 26, 2025 at 4:25 PM
This is why most Olympic athletes aim to get bronze.
Very efficient.
November 26, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Very efficient.
Trump: Give me 10 dollars.
Republican: Okay.
Trump: Here, you can have 4 of your dollars back.
Republican: I made 4 dollars.
Republican: Okay.
Trump: Here, you can have 4 of your dollars back.
Republican: I made 4 dollars.
November 26, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Trump: Give me 10 dollars.
Republican: Okay.
Trump: Here, you can have 4 of your dollars back.
Republican: I made 4 dollars.
Republican: Okay.
Trump: Here, you can have 4 of your dollars back.
Republican: I made 4 dollars.
May the December 25th be with you.
November 26, 2025 at 1:01 PM
May the December 25th be with you.
Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for this fucking humans Shirt. Call me a species traitor if you want, but I'm with the cat on this one.
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collabs.shop/lmfasw
November 25, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for this fucking humans Shirt. Call me a species traitor if you want, but I'm with the cat on this one.
collabs.shop/lmfasw
collabs.shop/lmfasw
Back then, your baby was a total loser if it didn't smoke.
November 25, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Back then, your baby was a total loser if it didn't smoke.
That's harsh.
November 25, 2025 at 9:42 PM
That's harsh.
We made a comic about an angel.
November 25, 2025 at 8:38 PM
We made a comic about an angel.
I never would have guessed.
November 25, 2025 at 7:32 PM
I never would have guessed.
I am sick of people arguing about politics on here. So today's Low Quality Ad is for this totally apolitical Acab pin. I haven't heard of Acab before, but it looks like the logo for a car company. Maybe they're eastern European. I bet they make reliable vehicles.
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collabs.shop/vpjhbo
November 25, 2025 at 5:25 PM
I am sick of people arguing about politics on here. So today's Low Quality Ad is for this totally apolitical Acab pin. I haven't heard of Acab before, but it looks like the logo for a car company. Maybe they're eastern European. I bet they make reliable vehicles.
collabs.shop/vpjhbo
collabs.shop/vpjhbo
It was wildly inappropriate for its target audience.
November 25, 2025 at 4:24 PM
It was wildly inappropriate for its target audience.
Wow, I never knew that.
November 25, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Wow, I never knew that.
Nature is crazy.
November 25, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Nature is crazy.
All true Transformers fans know this.
November 25, 2025 at 1:13 PM
All true Transformers fans know this.
Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for the 2025 Wine Advent Calendar. No one can criticize me for drinking a bottle of wine every morning in December. If they try, I will simply label them a Grinch, making me the victor.
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collabs.shop/6soabq
November 24, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for the 2025 Wine Advent Calendar. No one can criticize me for drinking a bottle of wine every morning in December. If they try, I will simply label them a Grinch, making me the victor.
collabs.shop/6soabq
collabs.shop/6soabq
Makes you think.
November 24, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Makes you think.