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Today's Low Quality Ad is for this "Rage Against The Dying Of The Light" Pin. Bezos is dismantling the Washington Post, the government is covering up ICE crimes, and the ultra rich are trying to bury the Epstein files. We're gonna need more rage, and lots of it.
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February 5, 2026 at 4:46 PM
Today's Low Quality Ad is for this "Rage Against The Dying Of The Light" Pin. Bezos is dismantling the Washington Post, the government is covering up ICE crimes, and the ultra rich are trying to bury the Epstein files. We're gonna need more rage, and lots of it.
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The best time to throw away five dollars is never. The second best time to throw away five dollars is right now so you can make the number bigger.
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February 5, 2026 at 9:30 PM
The best time to throw away five dollars is never. The second best time to throw away five dollars is right now so you can make the number bigger.
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If we want to fix the economy, we need to legalize gambling for toddlers. Our focus groups found that the 12-36 months demographic is exceptionally talented at accumulating mass amounts of debt. We just need to give them the proper tools to do so.
February 5, 2026 at 8:27 PM
If we want to fix the economy, we need to legalize gambling for toddlers. Our focus groups found that the 12-36 months demographic is exceptionally talented at accumulating mass amounts of debt. We just need to give them the proper tools to do so.
More players should take advantage of this.
February 5, 2026 at 6:59 PM
More players should take advantage of this.
Big day for previous Democrat presidential candidates, as Kamala Harris announces she is becoming a full time TikToker and Hilary Clinton demands trial by combat.
February 5, 2026 at 5:54 PM
Big day for previous Democrat presidential candidates, as Kamala Harris announces she is becoming a full time TikToker and Hilary Clinton demands trial by combat.
Today's Low Quality Ad is for this "Rage Against The Dying Of The Light" Pin. Bezos is dismantling the Washington Post, the government is covering up ICE crimes, and the ultra rich are trying to bury the Epstein files. We're gonna need more rage, and lots of it.
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February 5, 2026 at 4:46 PM
Today's Low Quality Ad is for this "Rage Against The Dying Of The Light" Pin. Bezos is dismantling the Washington Post, the government is covering up ICE crimes, and the ultra rich are trying to bury the Epstein files. We're gonna need more rage, and lots of it.
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Reese Witherspoon is the greatest method actor of all time.
February 5, 2026 at 3:36 PM
Reese Witherspoon is the greatest method actor of all time.
We made a comic about environmentalism.
February 5, 2026 at 2:31 PM
We made a comic about environmentalism.
I think he was right.
February 5, 2026 at 1:26 PM
I think he was right.
I love Mister Rogers.
February 5, 2026 at 5:44 AM
I love Mister Rogers.
Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for this Darth Maul Lightsaber, on sale for 40% off.
Originally, Star Wars Episode 1 was supposed to have a huge twist where Darth Maul turned out to be Jar Jar Binks with facepaint on. The creators scrapped this idea because they are cowards.
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Originally, Star Wars Episode 1 was supposed to have a huge twist where Darth Maul turned out to be Jar Jar Binks with facepaint on. The creators scrapped this idea because they are cowards.
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February 4, 2026 at 11:17 PM
Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for this Darth Maul Lightsaber, on sale for 40% off.
Originally, Star Wars Episode 1 was supposed to have a huge twist where Darth Maul turned out to be Jar Jar Binks with facepaint on. The creators scrapped this idea because they are cowards.
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Originally, Star Wars Episode 1 was supposed to have a huge twist where Darth Maul turned out to be Jar Jar Binks with facepaint on. The creators scrapped this idea because they are cowards.
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I love Hugh Jackman.
February 4, 2026 at 10:15 PM
I love Hugh Jackman.
Unfortunately I was laid off by the Washington Post today. It was my job to tell Jeff Bezos I think bald is better than hair anytime he came into the office. Please let me know if anywhere is hiring for this exact same position.
February 4, 2026 at 9:00 PM
Unfortunately I was laid off by the Washington Post today. It was my job to tell Jeff Bezos I think bald is better than hair anytime he came into the office. Please let me know if anywhere is hiring for this exact same position.
You don't apply to become a writer on Real Time with Bill Maher. You go on social media and post something like "Joke idea: Woke dodgeball. Not allowed to throw the ball." Bill will dm you in 5-7 business days saying "hahaha my guy. You're hired."
February 4, 2026 at 7:58 PM
You don't apply to become a writer on Real Time with Bill Maher. You go on social media and post something like "Joke idea: Woke dodgeball. Not allowed to throw the ball." Bill will dm you in 5-7 business days saying "hahaha my guy. You're hired."
Common advice: If you want to be successful, make sure to carefully proofread your emails and speak in a professional manner.
Every single email from the richest people on the planet:
"jeffrey.. Thank u for crzy party. Loved the hotdoggs. Lets talk biznss ideas. Maybe make monies tgthr???"
Every single email from the richest people on the planet:
"jeffrey.. Thank u for crzy party. Loved the hotdoggs. Lets talk biznss ideas. Maybe make monies tgthr???"
February 4, 2026 at 5:43 PM
Common advice: If you want to be successful, make sure to carefully proofread your emails and speak in a professional manner.
Every single email from the richest people on the planet:
"jeffrey.. Thank u for crzy party. Loved the hotdoggs. Lets talk biznss ideas. Maybe make monies tgthr???"
Every single email from the richest people on the planet:
"jeffrey.. Thank u for crzy party. Loved the hotdoggs. Lets talk biznss ideas. Maybe make monies tgthr???"
Today's Low Quality Ad is for this "Thanks For Loving Me Even Though I'm Trash" Sticker. If you ever feel unworthy of being loved because you're trash, just remember that means your partner is a weird freak who is attracted to trash. You deserve each other.
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February 4, 2026 at 4:41 PM
Today's Low Quality Ad is for this "Thanks For Loving Me Even Though I'm Trash" Sticker. If you ever feel unworthy of being loved because you're trash, just remember that means your partner is a weird freak who is attracted to trash. You deserve each other.
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I've experienced this.
February 4, 2026 at 3:39 PM
I've experienced this.
We're all using them wrong.
February 4, 2026 at 2:37 PM
We're all using them wrong.
Most history books fail to mention this.
February 4, 2026 at 1:26 PM
Most history books fail to mention this.
That's good to know.
February 4, 2026 at 5:30 AM
That's good to know.
I am terribly sorry to interrupt your doomscrolling, but tonight's Low Quality Ad is for Kii the Kiwi. Look how adorable he is. It is absolutely monstrous that people chop kiwis up into little green spheres and sell them at grocery stores.
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February 4, 2026 at 12:16 AM
I am terribly sorry to interrupt your doomscrolling, but tonight's Low Quality Ad is for Kii the Kiwi. Look how adorable he is. It is absolutely monstrous that people chop kiwis up into little green spheres and sell them at grocery stores.
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Never give up.
February 3, 2026 at 11:12 PM
Never give up.
That blows my mind.
February 3, 2026 at 9:22 PM
That blows my mind.
She means it too, I can see it in her eyes.
February 3, 2026 at 8:15 PM
She means it too, I can see it in her eyes.