Low Quality Facts
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Low Quality Facts written in arguably lower quality handwriting.
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I hope the fans were merciful this season.
February 7, 2026 at 3:53 PM
I hope the fans were merciful this season.
Those were the good ol' days.
February 7, 2026 at 2:50 PM
Those were the good ol' days.
Finally started watching The Pitt. I figured it was just a typical hospital show. I did not expect the plot to revolve around a literal pit that the doctors throw patients without health insurance into, leaving them to rot in the darkness. Excellent writing too, 10/10.
February 7, 2026 at 1:49 PM
Finally started watching The Pitt. I figured it was just a typical hospital show. I did not expect the plot to revolve around a literal pit that the doctors throw patients without health insurance into, leaving them to rot in the darkness. Excellent writing too, 10/10.
Just like the cavemen did.
February 7, 2026 at 12:41 PM
Just like the cavemen did.
In honor of the recently held National Prayer Breakfast, tonight's Low Quality Ad is for this Gay the Pray Away shirt. Anyone who has actually read the Bible would know it explicitly states the key to getting into heaven is to be as gay as humanly possible.
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February 6, 2026 at 11:42 PM
In honor of the recently held National Prayer Breakfast, tonight's Low Quality Ad is for this Gay the Pray Away shirt. Anyone who has actually read the Bible would know it explicitly states the key to getting into heaven is to be as gay as humanly possible.
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That's fair.
February 6, 2026 at 10:14 PM
That's fair.
I'm surprised that so many people don't know this.
February 6, 2026 at 9:05 PM
I'm surprised that so many people don't know this.
I'm with Michael on this one.
February 6, 2026 at 7:58 PM
I'm with Michael on this one.
I love Bill Hader.
February 6, 2026 at 6:49 PM
I love Bill Hader.
What would you write in your Pope page?
February 6, 2026 at 5:46 PM
What would you write in your Pope page?
Today's Low Quality Ad is for Texas Pecan Cakes. Or as I like to call it, the Lone Star Cake.
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February 6, 2026 at 4:39 PM
Today's Low Quality Ad is for Texas Pecan Cakes. Or as I like to call it, the Lone Star Cake.
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I keep eating the wrong ones.
February 6, 2026 at 3:35 PM
I keep eating the wrong ones.
If someone donates $10 and the number turns into 1111 today I will lose my mind. I will also lose my mind if someone donates $11, but in a worse way.
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gofund.me/711f1548
February 6, 2026 at 2:30 PM
If someone donates $10 and the number turns into 1111 today I will lose my mind. I will also lose my mind if someone donates $11, but in a worse way.
gofund.me/711f1548
gofund.me/711f1548
That's so interesting.
February 6, 2026 at 1:27 PM
That's so interesting.
That's a good rule.
February 6, 2026 at 5:37 AM
That's a good rule.
Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for these Wave Rider High Tops. This is a special edition style. So once they're gone, they're gone forever. The same can be said about stingrays, if MacDonald's doesn't stop using stingray juice to make its Big Mac sauce.
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February 6, 2026 at 12:01 AM
Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for these Wave Rider High Tops. This is a special edition style. So once they're gone, they're gone forever. The same can be said about stingrays, if MacDonald's doesn't stop using stingray juice to make its Big Mac sauce.
collabs.shop/ztewar
collabs.shop/ztewar
That explains a lot.
February 5, 2026 at 10:44 PM
That explains a lot.
The best time to throw away five dollars is never. The second best time to throw away five dollars is right now so you can make the number bigger.
gofund.me/711f1548
gofund.me/711f1548
February 5, 2026 at 9:30 PM
The best time to throw away five dollars is never. The second best time to throw away five dollars is right now so you can make the number bigger.
gofund.me/711f1548
gofund.me/711f1548
If we want to fix the economy, we need to legalize gambling for toddlers. Our focus groups found that the 12-36 months demographic is exceptionally talented at accumulating mass amounts of debt. We just need to give them the proper tools to do so.
February 5, 2026 at 8:27 PM
If we want to fix the economy, we need to legalize gambling for toddlers. Our focus groups found that the 12-36 months demographic is exceptionally talented at accumulating mass amounts of debt. We just need to give them the proper tools to do so.
More players should take advantage of this.
February 5, 2026 at 6:59 PM
More players should take advantage of this.
Big day for previous Democrat presidential candidates, as Kamala Harris announces she is becoming a full time TikToker and Hilary Clinton demands trial by combat.
February 5, 2026 at 5:54 PM
Big day for previous Democrat presidential candidates, as Kamala Harris announces she is becoming a full time TikToker and Hilary Clinton demands trial by combat.
Today's Low Quality Ad is for this "Rage Against The Dying Of The Light" Pin. Bezos is dismantling the Washington Post, the government is covering up ICE crimes, and the ultra rich are trying to bury the Epstein files. We're gonna need more rage, and lots of it.
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February 5, 2026 at 4:46 PM
Today's Low Quality Ad is for this "Rage Against The Dying Of The Light" Pin. Bezos is dismantling the Washington Post, the government is covering up ICE crimes, and the ultra rich are trying to bury the Epstein files. We're gonna need more rage, and lots of it.
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Reese Witherspoon is the greatest method actor of all time.
February 5, 2026 at 3:36 PM
Reese Witherspoon is the greatest method actor of all time.
We made a comic about environmentalism.
February 5, 2026 at 2:31 PM
We made a comic about environmentalism.
I think he was right.
February 5, 2026 at 1:26 PM
I think he was right.