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Low Quality Facts written in arguably lower quality handwriting.
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Today's Low Quality Ad is for this "Thanks For Loving Me Even Though I'm Trash" Sticker. If you ever feel unworthy of being loved because you're trash, just remember that means your partner is a weird freak who is attracted to trash. You deserve each other.
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A cartoon sticker on a cork background featuring a smiling grey trash can with pink cheeks. To the right, text in a playful font reads, "Thanks For Loving Me Even Though I'm Trash."
February 4, 2026 at 4:41 PM
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I've experienced this.
The Mandela Effect is an unusual phenomenon where you stand up too fast and think that you saw Nelson Mandela in your peripheral vision.
February 4, 2026 at 3:39 PM
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We're all using them wrong.
February 4, 2026 at 2:37 PM
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Most history books fail to mention this.
February 4, 2026 at 1:26 PM
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That's good to know.
Your chances of getting divorced are reduced by over 800% if you marry someone who is in a coma.
February 4, 2026 at 5:30 AM
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I am terribly sorry to interrupt your doomscrolling, but tonight's Low Quality Ad is for Kii the Kiwi. Look how adorable he is. It is absolutely monstrous that people chop kiwis up into little green spheres and sell them at grocery stores.
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A plush toy shaped like a stylized, light green kiwi bird with a pear-shaped body. It has a long, pale yellow beak, small black eyes, white patches on the sides of its head, and a white underbelly with tiny yellow feet.
February 4, 2026 at 12:16 AM
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Never give up.
February 3, 2026 at 11:12 PM
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That blows my mind.
February 3, 2026 at 9:22 PM
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She means it too, I can see it in her eyes.
"If ever encountered Bigfoot| would kill him on sight.' MIA FI -Emma Stone
February 3, 2026 at 8:15 PM
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I admire this greatly.
Martin Van Buren was notorious for faking his death every time the Vice President wanted to meet with him.
February 3, 2026 at 7:07 PM
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Melania ticket sales are so low that people still haven't realized its post credits scene finally introduces Mr. Sinister into the MCU.
February 3, 2026 at 5:56 PM
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Today's Low Quality Ad is for this Howdy Kitty Pin. Howdy Kitty was once again snubbed for Best Country Album at the Grammys. Howdy Kitty is seething with rage.
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An enamel pin featuring a stylized, black-and-white kitten wearing a large, tan cowboy hat. The pin has a glossy finish and is set against a textured white background.
February 3, 2026 at 4:39 PM
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Nature is crazy.
A wallaby can unhinge its jaw to swallow prey three times its size.
February 3, 2026 at 3:37 PM
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It's one of life's greatest mysteries.
February 3, 2026 at 2:32 PM
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Safety first.
February 3, 2026 at 1:26 PM
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I'm surprised that so many people don't know this.
The First Lady of the United States is responsible for ordering drone strikes.
February 3, 2026 at 10:33 AM
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Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for Algae Cooking Oil. Plankton has been relentless ever since I started cooking with this. Last night he almost stole the bottle by seducing me with a giant flounder robot.
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A tall, white bottle of Algae Cooking Oil stands centered between a green zucchini on the left and a stacked tomato and dragon fruit on the right. The lighting is dramatic, casting deep shadows against a dark background.
February 2, 2026 at 11:46 PM
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I can't wait.
Photos from the first polaroid camera take 150 years to develop. These pictures should finally be viewable in 2098.
February 2, 2026 at 10:12 PM
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I have once been mistaken for a bot, so here's a picture of me with Ollie on my shoulder. He chose to not peck my eyes out, which I am eternally grateful for.
Me wearing a red shirt with a green conure on my shoulder.
February 2, 2026 at 9:02 PM
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We made a comic about an exterminator.
1 Person: What if a society existed millions of years ago but was destroyed in a nuclear war, and the humans who survived the fallout evolved into cockroaches? 2 Exterminator: This is not how free consultations work. 3 Person: Be honest, if I turned into a spider would we still be friends?
February 2, 2026 at 8:01 PM
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I'm surprised that so many people don't know this.
Farmers paint barns red in hopes that a wild bull will charge inside and become domesticated.
February 2, 2026 at 6:42 PM
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That's why you never find any bones in milk.
February 2, 2026 at 5:40 PM
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I am sick of the nonstop political content on here, so today's Low Quality Ad is for this totally apolitical "If You Aren't Angry, You Aren't Paying Attention" Tote Bag. As someone who also hates it when the dentist roots around in my mouth, I can strongly relate to this design.
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A white canvas tote bag featuring a black graphic of an open mouth with teeth. Inside the mouth, the bold text reads, "IF YOU AREN'T ANGRY YOU'RE NOT PAYING ATTENTION." The bag is displayed against a background of shimmering purple tinsel.
February 2, 2026 at 4:39 PM
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Apparently I need to sigh more often.
Sighing is a natural defense mechanism. Humans forget one bad memory each time they sigh.
February 2, 2026 at 3:36 PM
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That blows my mind.
February 2, 2026 at 2:31 PM