Low Quality Facts
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Low Quality Facts written in arguably lower quality handwriting.
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Today's Low Quality Ad is for this Needlepoint Pillow. I've been trying very hard to find actions that don't have consequences. So far I've found that hopping in place seems to be fairly inconsequential.
collabs.shop/gzopfe
collabs.shop/gzopfe
February 8, 2026 at 5:55 PM
Today's Low Quality Ad is for this Needlepoint Pillow. I've been trying very hard to find actions that don't have consequences. So far I've found that hopping in place seems to be fairly inconsequential.
collabs.shop/gzopfe
collabs.shop/gzopfe
As a Gemini I can eat enough for two people.
February 8, 2026 at 4:53 PM
As a Gemini I can eat enough for two people.
I somehow never knew this.
February 8, 2026 at 3:15 PM
I somehow never knew this.
They have given my tongue permanent scars. I will continue to eat them.
February 8, 2026 at 2:05 PM
They have given my tongue permanent scars. I will continue to eat them.
That's so interesting.
February 8, 2026 at 6:27 AM
That's so interesting.
I'm not stupid. I've heard the rumors. I know you all think this account is funded by big sushi industry. And the rumors are 100% true. Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for this Salmon Sashimi Plush. Don't blame me, these sushi chefs have insanely deep pockets. You'd do the same.
collabs.shop/egaqsg
collabs.shop/egaqsg
February 8, 2026 at 12:32 AM
I'm not stupid. I've heard the rumors. I know you all think this account is funded by big sushi industry. And the rumors are 100% true. Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for this Salmon Sashimi Plush. Don't blame me, these sushi chefs have insanely deep pockets. You'd do the same.
collabs.shop/egaqsg
collabs.shop/egaqsg
Nature is crazy.
February 7, 2026 at 11:26 PM
Nature is crazy.
Roman mythology is so interesting.
February 7, 2026 at 10:21 PM
Roman mythology is so interesting.
That's so wholesome.
February 7, 2026 at 8:23 PM
That's so wholesome.
That explains a lot.
February 7, 2026 at 7:05 PM
That explains a lot.
This is one of my favorite comics we've made.
February 7, 2026 at 5:55 PM
This is one of my favorite comics we've made.
Today's Low Quality Ad is for this Mount Everest Patch. Look, I'm not one to slut shame. But damn Mount Everest, 405?
collabs.shop/biymzl
collabs.shop/biymzl
February 7, 2026 at 4:53 PM
Today's Low Quality Ad is for this Mount Everest Patch. Look, I'm not one to slut shame. But damn Mount Everest, 405?
collabs.shop/biymzl
collabs.shop/biymzl
I hope the fans were merciful this season.
February 7, 2026 at 3:53 PM
I hope the fans were merciful this season.
Those were the good ol' days.
February 7, 2026 at 2:50 PM
Those were the good ol' days.
Finally started watching The Pitt. I figured it was just a typical hospital show. I did not expect the plot to revolve around a literal pit that the doctors throw patients without health insurance into, leaving them to rot in the darkness. Excellent writing too, 10/10.
February 7, 2026 at 1:49 PM
Finally started watching The Pitt. I figured it was just a typical hospital show. I did not expect the plot to revolve around a literal pit that the doctors throw patients without health insurance into, leaving them to rot in the darkness. Excellent writing too, 10/10.
Just like the cavemen did.
February 7, 2026 at 12:41 PM
Just like the cavemen did.
In honor of the recently held National Prayer Breakfast, tonight's Low Quality Ad is for this Gay the Pray Away shirt. Anyone who has actually read the Bible would know it explicitly states the key to getting into heaven is to be as gay as humanly possible.
collabs.shop/d8avwb
collabs.shop/d8avwb
February 6, 2026 at 11:42 PM
In honor of the recently held National Prayer Breakfast, tonight's Low Quality Ad is for this Gay the Pray Away shirt. Anyone who has actually read the Bible would know it explicitly states the key to getting into heaven is to be as gay as humanly possible.
collabs.shop/d8avwb
collabs.shop/d8avwb
That's fair.
February 6, 2026 at 10:14 PM
That's fair.
I'm surprised that so many people don't know this.
February 6, 2026 at 9:05 PM
I'm surprised that so many people don't know this.
I'm with Michael on this one.
February 6, 2026 at 7:58 PM
I'm with Michael on this one.
I love Bill Hader.
February 6, 2026 at 6:49 PM
I love Bill Hader.
What would you write in your Pope page?
February 6, 2026 at 5:46 PM
What would you write in your Pope page?
Today's Low Quality Ad is for Texas Pecan Cakes. Or as I like to call it, the Lone Star Cake.
collabs.shop/3waiw6
collabs.shop/3waiw6
February 6, 2026 at 4:39 PM
Today's Low Quality Ad is for Texas Pecan Cakes. Or as I like to call it, the Lone Star Cake.
collabs.shop/3waiw6
collabs.shop/3waiw6
I keep eating the wrong ones.
February 6, 2026 at 3:35 PM
I keep eating the wrong ones.
If someone donates $10 and the number turns into 1111 today I will lose my mind. I will also lose my mind if someone donates $11, but in a worse way.
gofund.me/711f1548
gofund.me/711f1548
February 6, 2026 at 2:30 PM
If someone donates $10 and the number turns into 1111 today I will lose my mind. I will also lose my mind if someone donates $11, but in a worse way.
gofund.me/711f1548
gofund.me/711f1548