Low Quality Facts
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Low Quality Facts written in arguably lower quality handwriting.
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That's good to know.
February 4, 2026 at 5:30 AM
That's good to know.
It's crazy how many people apparently don't realize a kiwi is an animal. I bet they don't know blueberries are squid eyes either.
February 4, 2026 at 12:53 AM
It's crazy how many people apparently don't realize a kiwi is an animal. I bet they don't know blueberries are squid eyes either.
I am terribly sorry to interrupt your doomscrolling, but tonight's Low Quality Ad is for Kii the Kiwi. Look how adorable he is. It is absolutely monstrous that people chop kiwis up into little green spheres and sell them at grocery stores.
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February 4, 2026 at 12:16 AM
I am terribly sorry to interrupt your doomscrolling, but tonight's Low Quality Ad is for Kii the Kiwi. Look how adorable he is. It is absolutely monstrous that people chop kiwis up into little green spheres and sell them at grocery stores.
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collabs.shop/ytep42
Never give up.
February 3, 2026 at 11:12 PM
Never give up.
That blows my mind.
February 3, 2026 at 9:22 PM
That blows my mind.
She means it too, I can see it in her eyes.
February 3, 2026 at 8:15 PM
She means it too, I can see it in her eyes.
I admire this greatly.
February 3, 2026 at 7:07 PM
I admire this greatly.
Melania ticket sales are so low that people still haven't realized its post credits scene finally introduces Mr. Sinister into the MCU.
February 3, 2026 at 5:56 PM
Melania ticket sales are so low that people still haven't realized its post credits scene finally introduces Mr. Sinister into the MCU.
BREAKING: TMZ reports that Howdy Kitty was involved in a drunken brawl at a Nashville bar. Witnesses claim Howdy Kitty bit off Morgan Wallen's face.
February 3, 2026 at 5:13 PM
BREAKING: TMZ reports that Howdy Kitty was involved in a drunken brawl at a Nashville bar. Witnesses claim Howdy Kitty bit off Morgan Wallen's face.
Today's Low Quality Ad is for this Howdy Kitty Pin. Howdy Kitty was once again snubbed for Best Country Album at the Grammys. Howdy Kitty is seething with rage.
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February 3, 2026 at 4:39 PM
Today's Low Quality Ad is for this Howdy Kitty Pin. Howdy Kitty was once again snubbed for Best Country Album at the Grammys. Howdy Kitty is seething with rage.
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collabs.shop/osjomb
Nature is crazy.
February 3, 2026 at 3:37 PM
Nature is crazy.
It's one of life's greatest mysteries.
February 3, 2026 at 2:32 PM
It's one of life's greatest mysteries.
Safety first.
February 3, 2026 at 1:26 PM
Safety first.
I'm surprised that so many people don't know this.
February 3, 2026 at 10:33 AM
I'm surprised that so many people don't know this.
Please get used to cooking with algae now, as the planet continues to deteriorate it will eventually be the only plant we have left.
February 3, 2026 at 12:18 AM
Please get used to cooking with algae now, as the planet continues to deteriorate it will eventually be the only plant we have left.
Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for Algae Cooking Oil. Plankton has been relentless ever since I started cooking with this. Last night he almost stole the bottle by seducing me with a giant flounder robot.
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February 2, 2026 at 11:46 PM
Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for Algae Cooking Oil. Plankton has been relentless ever since I started cooking with this. Last night he almost stole the bottle by seducing me with a giant flounder robot.
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collabs.shop/tfgjsw
I can't wait.
February 2, 2026 at 10:12 PM
I can't wait.
I have once been mistaken for a bot, so here's a picture of me with Ollie on my shoulder. He chose to not peck my eyes out, which I am eternally grateful for.
February 2, 2026 at 9:02 PM
I have once been mistaken for a bot, so here's a picture of me with Ollie on my shoulder. He chose to not peck my eyes out, which I am eternally grateful for.
We made a comic about an exterminator.
February 2, 2026 at 8:01 PM
We made a comic about an exterminator.
I'm surprised that so many people don't know this.
February 2, 2026 at 6:42 PM
I'm surprised that so many people don't know this.
That's why you never find any bones in milk.
February 2, 2026 at 5:40 PM
That's why you never find any bones in milk.
It is time we start charging dentists for the privilege to put their grubby hands in our mouths.
February 2, 2026 at 5:13 PM
It is time we start charging dentists for the privilege to put their grubby hands in our mouths.
I am sick of the nonstop political content on here, so today's Low Quality Ad is for this totally apolitical "If You Aren't Angry, You Aren't Paying Attention" Tote Bag. As someone who also hates it when the dentist roots around in my mouth, I can strongly relate to this design.
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collabs.shop/tpweft
February 2, 2026 at 4:39 PM
I am sick of the nonstop political content on here, so today's Low Quality Ad is for this totally apolitical "If You Aren't Angry, You Aren't Paying Attention" Tote Bag. As someone who also hates it when the dentist roots around in my mouth, I can strongly relate to this design.
collabs.shop/tpweft
collabs.shop/tpweft
Apparently I need to sigh more often.
February 2, 2026 at 3:36 PM
Apparently I need to sigh more often.
That blows my mind.
February 2, 2026 at 2:31 PM
That blows my mind.