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Low Quality Facts
@lowqualityfacts.bsky.social
Low Quality Facts written in arguably lower quality handwriting.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts
Safety first.
February 3, 2026 at 1:26 PM
I'm surprised that so many people don't know this.
February 3, 2026 at 10:33 AM
Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for Algae Cooking Oil. Plankton has been relentless ever since I started cooking with this. Last night he almost stole the bottle by seducing me with a giant flounder robot.
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February 2, 2026 at 11:46 PM
I can't wait.
February 2, 2026 at 10:12 PM
I have once been mistaken for a bot, so here's a picture of me with Ollie on my shoulder. He chose to not peck my eyes out, which I am eternally grateful for.
February 2, 2026 at 9:02 PM
We made a comic about an exterminator.
February 2, 2026 at 8:01 PM
I'm surprised that so many people don't know this.
February 2, 2026 at 6:42 PM
That's why you never find any bones in milk.
February 2, 2026 at 5:40 PM
I am sick of the nonstop political content on here, so today's Low Quality Ad is for this totally apolitical "If You Aren't Angry, You Aren't Paying Attention" Tote Bag. As someone who also hates it when the dentist roots around in my mouth, I can strongly relate to this design.
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February 2, 2026 at 4:39 PM
Apparently I need to sigh more often.
February 2, 2026 at 3:36 PM
That blows my mind.
February 2, 2026 at 2:31 PM
It sounds wrong, but it's not.
February 2, 2026 at 1:27 PM
The system is rigged.
February 2, 2026 at 7:03 AM
Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for this Lerk Ners Mernster Mug. Or as they call her in Scotland, Nersie.
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February 2, 2026 at 2:05 AM
I'm surprised that so many people don't know this.
February 2, 2026 at 12:38 AM
I'm not asking you to support my Patreon because my facts might bring a little joy to your day.

Not because it's cool to support small creative projects.

Not even because the economy is crashing.

I'm simply asking because Ruby demands that I buy more treats.
www.patreon.com/lowqualityfa...
February 1, 2026 at 10:46 PM
I'm not sure if I follow.
February 1, 2026 at 9:45 PM
Smart.
February 1, 2026 at 8:30 PM
It is not a movie you should let your kids watch.
February 1, 2026 at 7:12 PM
Today's Low Quality Ad is for this UFO Sunset Blanket. Aliens and cowboys have a lot in common. They both venture through new frontiers. A tractor beam is essentially just an advanced lasso. And most importantly, they both smoke hand-rolled cigarettes because it looks cool.
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February 1, 2026 at 5:40 PM
I love Jack Black.
February 1, 2026 at 4:33 PM
That's crazy.
February 1, 2026 at 3:21 PM
That's helpful to know.
February 1, 2026 at 2:00 PM
I wish I could unlearn this.
February 1, 2026 at 6:17 AM
Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for this Sedum Donkey's Tail Succulent. The botanist who discovered this plant named it this because he had no fucking clue what a donkey looks like.
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February 1, 2026 at 1:26 AM