Low Quality Facts
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No. Stomp away.
November 27, 2025 at 7:18 PM
No. Stomp away.
Yes. The left ear is the only place ladybugs can hatch from.
November 27, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Yes. The left ear is the only place ladybugs can hatch from.
Yes, but they prefer the term unshelled.
November 27, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Yes, but they prefer the term unshelled.
Because they still haven't forgiven us for the atomic bombs. Many find their loathing to be justified.
November 27, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Because they still haven't forgiven us for the atomic bombs. Many find their loathing to be justified.
Yes, but he is leaving everything to his other half from that time he got cut in half.
November 27, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Yes, but he is leaving everything to his other half from that time he got cut in half.
No. There are so many cockroaches. I know like 9 of them but I don't know Johnny.
November 27, 2025 at 6:21 PM
No. There are so many cockroaches. I know like 9 of them but I don't know Johnny.
The oldest bug is Jasper the worm. He is two months old.
Jasper is also the richest. He accidentally swallowed a dime.
Jasper is also the richest. He accidentally swallowed a dime.
November 27, 2025 at 6:09 PM
The oldest bug is Jasper the worm. He is two months old.
Jasper is also the richest. He accidentally swallowed a dime.
Jasper is also the richest. He accidentally swallowed a dime.
They despise roaches and say much worse things about them, but they still view you as a bit of a bug bigot, or as they say, a bugot.
November 27, 2025 at 6:01 PM
They despise roaches and say much worse things about them, but they still view you as a bit of a bug bigot, or as they say, a bugot.
Yes. Please stop saying that. You say that all the time.
November 27, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Yes. Please stop saying that. You say that all the time.
This one ant that lived in Minnesota. He is much cuter than all the other ants and bugs. Everyone agrees.
November 27, 2025 at 5:59 PM
This one ant that lived in Minnesota. He is much cuter than all the other ants and bugs. Everyone agrees.
5-6, depending on if the old one died yet.
November 27, 2025 at 5:54 PM
5-6, depending on if the old one died yet.
Because they can redeem a free sip of nectar for every 50 willy points they earn.
November 27, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Because they can redeem a free sip of nectar for every 50 willy points they earn.
A bug will never wear a cowboy hat, whereas a critter will occasionally wear a cowboy hat.
November 27, 2025 at 5:44 PM
A bug will never wear a cowboy hat, whereas a critter will occasionally wear a cowboy hat.
Please keep the questions coming. I know literally everything there is to know about bugs.
November 27, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Please keep the questions coming. I know literally everything there is to know about bugs.
Through their thorax, the same way mammals do.
November 27, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Through their thorax, the same way mammals do.
No. Not a single thing. Bug biologists have described snails as being the only objectively evil animal.
November 27, 2025 at 5:23 PM
No. Not a single thing. Bug biologists have described snails as being the only objectively evil animal.
Baking is so punk that the Reagan administration criminalized it in 1985, making it punishable by death.
November 27, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Baking is so punk that the Reagan administration criminalized it in 1985, making it punishable by death.