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ATTENTION: The War on Christmas has finally ended, and Christmas has won.

Behold, tonight's Low Quality Ad, this Flat Fuck Christmas mug.

This flat jolly gator turned the tide of battle, bringing holiday cheer to all. Yes, he also ate Santa, but all wars have casualties.
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A white mug with a flat alligator wearing a Santa costume. It says "FLAT FUCK CHRISTMAS".
December 10, 2025 at 12:42 AM
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It's the only way to do it.
Meteorologists predict the weather by ingesting ayahuasca and having a vision of future weather patterns.
December 9, 2025 at 11:38 PM
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We made a comic about cats.
1) Waitress: Here is your Coke. 2) Cat, pushing coke to the edge of the table: Thank you so much. 3) Cat, looking down at coke he knocked onto the floor. 4) Cat: I believe the menu mentioned free refills.
December 9, 2025 at 10:22 PM
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Yikes.
December 9, 2025 at 9:20 PM
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More people should take advantage of this.
Due to a loophole, you are technically allowed to participate in the Boston Marathon on horseback.
December 9, 2025 at 8:07 PM
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Math is so interesting.
December 9, 2025 at 7:05 PM
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Today's Low Quality Ad is for this Frog Friends Blanket. This is what life was like before cell phones. Everyone was living in the moment. Just two friends sitting at a table, making eye contact, holding hands in front of the sunset. Also, people were frogs before we had phones.
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A blanket of a blue frog and an orange frog sitting at a mushroom table on mushroom stools holding hands.
December 9, 2025 at 5:53 PM
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History is so interesting.
The handshake was invented during the Medieval era, and the right hand is used because nearly everyone had their left hand out off for stealing.
December 9, 2025 at 4:50 PM
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Genius.
December 9, 2025 at 3:49 PM
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I'm surprised that so many people don't know this.
December 9, 2025 at 2:31 PM
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That explains a lot.
James Joyce wrote A Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man by throwing darts at a dictionary and writing down whatever words he hit.
December 9, 2025 at 1:26 PM
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Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for this "You Just Yee'd Your Last Haw" air freshener. This town is big enough for the both of you (because he is smol) but he still doesn't want you in it.
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A white rectangular air freshener with a capybara wearing a cowboy hat on it. It says "You just yee'd your last haw".
December 9, 2025 at 12:01 AM
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That blows my mind.
Despite Garfield being know for loving lasagna, the food does not appear in a single Garfield comic strip.
December 8, 2025 at 10:59 PM
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Please give me a dollar a month on Patreon so I can continue to make engaging content that get supportive replies like this one.
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December 8, 2025 at 9:56 PM
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Mark is living his best life.
NATION TES "Every morning put jellybeans in my pocket. If someone guesses the exact number, lhave to give them the jellybeans. But if no one guesses, then get to eat all the jellybeans right before my 8 o'clock bedtime." = -Mark Ruffalo
December 8, 2025 at 8:53 PM
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The average elephants eats eight million termites a day.
Elephants use their trunks to vacuum up and eat termites.
December 8, 2025 at 7:47 PM
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That explains a lot.
December 8, 2025 at 6:40 PM
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Dinosaurs make everything better. Literally everything.

Exhibit A, today's Low Quality Ad, this 3D T-Rex Christmas Sweater.
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A red and green Christmas sweater with a T-Rex head sticking out the front and tail sticking out the back.
December 8, 2025 at 5:37 PM
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That's so fascinating.
Because sound travels slowly, you hear all sounds five seconds after they are made.
December 8, 2025 at 4:34 PM
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That's why well water tastes so good.
December 8, 2025 at 2:31 PM
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That's wild.
"Eaten by manatee" is the most common surfing-related death.
December 8, 2025 at 1:26 PM
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Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for this Cat Scarf Crochet Kit. My cats have been staring at this for the past two hours trying to figure out why their new feline friend seems a bit off.
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A crocheted scarf that looks like a black and white cat.
December 8, 2025 at 3:26 AM
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Nature is crazy.
December 8, 2025 at 2:18 AM
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That's good to know.
People who own blue toothbrushes are 50% less likely to commit aggravated assault than people who own red toothbrushes,
December 8, 2025 at 12:51 AM
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That's so sad.
December 7, 2025 at 10:58 PM