Paul Curry
@cr3ative.co.uk
I trick computers in to doing what people want. I skeet badly, and only in a personal capacity.
https://www.cr3ative.co.uk
https://www.cr3ative.co.uk
Every time the police here seize a bunch of drugs and post about it on Facebook, there is always the comment “Is this item still available?” and I think that’s great
December 30, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Every time the police here seize a bunch of drugs and post about it on Facebook, there is always the comment “Is this item still available?” and I think that’s great
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I've waited 3 years to make this post
December 30, 2025 at 3:14 PM
I've waited 3 years to make this post
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Happy Pop-Tarts Bowl Day to all who celebrate
December 27, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Happy Pop-Tarts Bowl Day to all who celebrate
I avoided egg nog for years because an egg based drink doesn’t appeal. Finally picked some up from Costco and it’s just Baileys someone has thrown spices in?
Fine I guess.
Fine I guess.
December 20, 2025 at 8:58 PM
I avoided egg nog for years because an egg based drink doesn’t appeal. Finally picked some up from Costco and it’s just Baileys someone has thrown spices in?
Fine I guess.
Fine I guess.
clearly I'm running out of pun git branch names relating to fixing our feed services
December 16, 2025 at 10:46 AM
clearly I'm running out of pun git branch names relating to fixing our feed services
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Plex Submits $35 Bid For Warner Bros.
Plex Submits $35 Bid For Warner Bros.
LOS GATOS, CA—In an attempt to fend off growing competition from Paramount and Netflix, Plex CEO Keith Valory announced Monday that the streaming platform had submitted a $35 bid for Warner Bros. Disc...
theonion.com
December 8, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Plex Submits $35 Bid For Warner Bros.
Every time we’re watching a TV show and someone is called Paul, either I say “but I’m Paul” or my wife says “but you’re Paul”
It’s a great bit and I would recommend it if you have a name which is said on the TV with any frequency
Thank you
It’s a great bit and I would recommend it if you have a name which is said on the TV with any frequency
Thank you
December 8, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Every time we’re watching a TV show and someone is called Paul, either I say “but I’m Paul” or my wife says “but you’re Paul”
It’s a great bit and I would recommend it if you have a name which is said on the TV with any frequency
Thank you
It’s a great bit and I would recommend it if you have a name which is said on the TV with any frequency
Thank you
Dating site name for people who lead fantasy game campaigns: "Slide in to our DMs". £8
December 4, 2025 at 10:58 AM
Dating site name for people who lead fantasy game campaigns: "Slide in to our DMs". £8
I've just realised that the "lyrics" function of Apple Music is sometimes just someone else's guess
At least two songs now, their version _really obviously wrong_, they've just misheard a London accent
What use is that, I can mis-hear things just fine myself
At least two songs now, their version _really obviously wrong_, they've just misheard a London accent
What use is that, I can mis-hear things just fine myself
December 3, 2025 at 4:26 PM
I've just realised that the "lyrics" function of Apple Music is sometimes just someone else's guess
At least two songs now, their version _really obviously wrong_, they've just misheard a London accent
What use is that, I can mis-hear things just fine myself
At least two songs now, their version _really obviously wrong_, they've just misheard a London accent
What use is that, I can mis-hear things just fine myself
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Home Office inadvertently bans historical research about the Dunkirk evacuation.
I'd hate to be a boat owner after this passes.
Imagine all the information that could be be useful for your navigation but which would ALSO be potentially useful to those guiding small boats across the Channel.
Will the Shipping Forecast cease broadcasting? That, after all, makes crossings easier.
Imagine all the information that could be be useful for your navigation but which would ALSO be potentially useful to those guiding small boats across the Channel.
Will the Shipping Forecast cease broadcasting? That, after all, makes crossings easier.
December 3, 2025 at 9:54 AM
Home Office inadvertently bans historical research about the Dunkirk evacuation.
From a carol I'm singing this year;
"If you’ve any maids within your house, as I suppose you’ve none; they’d not let us stand a-wassailing so long on this cold stone."
This is a great insult from the 1840s, honestly.
"If you’ve any maids within your house, as I suppose you’ve none; they’d not let us stand a-wassailing so long on this cold stone."
This is a great insult from the 1840s, honestly.
December 1, 2025 at 11:58 AM
From a carol I'm singing this year;
"If you’ve any maids within your house, as I suppose you’ve none; they’d not let us stand a-wassailing so long on this cold stone."
This is a great insult from the 1840s, honestly.
"If you’ve any maids within your house, as I suppose you’ve none; they’d not let us stand a-wassailing so long on this cold stone."
This is a great insult from the 1840s, honestly.
Verified-unused slogan for a dice making organisation who sells individual or multiple dice. £8
November 29, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Verified-unused slogan for a dice making organisation who sells individual or multiple dice. £8
I wonder if the leaked OBR doc publishing an hour early, likely due to a time zone mismatch on the server, will finally see the end of the time changing daylight savings nonsense, that would be nice
November 26, 2025 at 12:48 PM
I wonder if the leaked OBR doc publishing an hour early, likely due to a time zone mismatch on the server, will finally see the end of the time changing daylight savings nonsense, that would be nice
they think it's all OBR, it is now
November 26, 2025 at 12:15 PM
they think it's all OBR, it is now
Someone clever at taxes please explain to me why Petrol/Diesel cars wouldn't also be taxed per-mile. Seems like a really strange thing to target specifically?
EVs already pay VED so no different in that matter
EVs already pay VED so no different in that matter
November 26, 2025 at 12:07 PM
Someone clever at taxes please explain to me why Petrol/Diesel cars wouldn't also be taxed per-mile. Seems like a really strange thing to target specifically?
EVs already pay VED so no different in that matter
EVs already pay VED so no different in that matter
damnit I'm old enough to have misread that as SCART then wondered why the hell a 50" QLED would have that
November 13, 2025 at 1:23 PM
damnit I'm old enough to have misread that as SCART then wondered why the hell a 50" QLED would have that
It's really rude that when I don't order anything, magical little treats don't arrive at my door.
November 12, 2025 at 4:23 PM
It's really rude that when I don't order anything, magical little treats don't arrive at my door.
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obviously not a good farmer. cow is very small
A nightclub conversation introduced former TV presenter George Lamb to the concept of regenerative agriculture. He jumped right in.
George Lamb on how an Ibiza dance floor set him on a farming odyssey
www.bigissue.com
November 12, 2025 at 12:02 PM
obviously not a good farmer. cow is very small
Mild Annoyance Against The Machine
![Screenshot of Copilot on Github reviewing a PR.
Copilot comment: [nitpick] The date format "%d%b%y" produces "11Nov25" which could be ambiguous (is it Nov 2025 or Nov 1925?). Consider using a clearer format like "%Y-%m-%d" (2025-11-11) or "%Y%m%d" (20251111) to avoid confusion.
My comment replying to it: I put it to you that people will realise that I did not create an AWS backup in 1925](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:p7vrqbxhgykgi4kulow7u7uk/bafkreigm7jooisbau3jhhyjdpkuiqbgbr5eyqi2fjyrm2qamgv7hagsu4u@jpeg)
November 11, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Mild Annoyance Against The Machine
There's something very objectionable about buying IT accessories which are frequently thrown out as e-waste.
No, I can't find any e-waste for sale locally. Yes, it's probably worth the money. No, I don't like it.
No, I can't find any e-waste for sale locally. Yes, it's probably worth the money. No, I don't like it.
November 7, 2025 at 1:31 PM
There's something very objectionable about buying IT accessories which are frequently thrown out as e-waste.
No, I can't find any e-waste for sale locally. Yes, it's probably worth the money. No, I don't like it.
No, I can't find any e-waste for sale locally. Yes, it's probably worth the money. No, I don't like it.
Once again we have underestimated the quantity of sweets required for trick and treat, so the offerings are getting gradually stranger
We're now on microwave popcorn, sugar free Tango cans, and two raw potatoes
I suspect the potatoes will be a hit tbh
We're now on microwave popcorn, sugar free Tango cans, and two raw potatoes
I suspect the potatoes will be a hit tbh
October 31, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Once again we have underestimated the quantity of sweets required for trick and treat, so the offerings are getting gradually stranger
We're now on microwave popcorn, sugar free Tango cans, and two raw potatoes
I suspect the potatoes will be a hit tbh
We're now on microwave popcorn, sugar free Tango cans, and two raw potatoes
I suspect the potatoes will be a hit tbh
If your "clear all notifications" button creates a new notification/toast that I must dismiss, I truly hate you
Looking at you, Slack
Looking at you, Slack
October 30, 2025 at 10:20 AM
If your "clear all notifications" button creates a new notification/toast that I must dismiss, I truly hate you
Looking at you, Slack
Looking at you, Slack