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Ed Morrish
@edmorrish.bsky.social
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Leeds man & audio/comedy producer. Work stuff @leadmojo.bsky.social

My posts, since you asked: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:zhglb2ub3qwkn2kpxlwekst3/feed/aaaaqszrsfcwo
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YOU for COFFEE? In the style of a Mamdani election poster
November 8, 2025 at 10:59 PM
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Another Zohran-style poster, saying JUMPERS for GOALPOSTS; MARVELLOUS
November 8, 2025 at 10:55 PM
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STAND UP AND SING for LEEDS UNITED in the style of a Zohran Mamdani’s campaign posters
November 8, 2025 at 9:39 PM
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A poster in the style of Zohran Mamdani’s campaign posts that says BOWLED OUT for SIXTY AT TRENT BRIDGE
November 8, 2025 at 9:34 PM
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HANDLES for FORKS, in the same font and colour scheme as Zohran Mamdani’s campaign posters
November 8, 2025 at 9:21 PM
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i mean, come on.
a screenshot of google maps showing glossop just to the east of manchester in the top left corner, with the peak district to the east of glossop, with sheffield rotherham and doncaster in the top right corner. in the bottom right corner is nottingham and just to the west of that is derby. in the bottom left corenr is stoke-on-trent
November 7, 2025 at 12:59 PM
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Guardian screenshot: He played a mere nine times for England. There was a reason for that, too. When Alf Ramsey told him, "If you don't work harder I'll pull you off at half time," Marsh replied: "Crikey, Alf, at Manchester City all we get is an orange and a cup of tea." He was never picked again.
November 6, 2025 at 10:20 PM
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An image from The Simpsons; a store named Sneed’s Feed & Seed Formerly Chuck’s
November 3, 2025 at 9:22 PM
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trad. arr.
The Slate headline in the image below - “Every Time My Boyfriend Climaxes, I Spend 24-36 Hours Cleaning Up. It's Driving Me Nuts”, with the sub header “It's like a fire hydrant went off.” - but I’ve changed it to “I’ve Got A Steering Wheel In My Underpants. It’s Driving Me Nuts.”
November 3, 2025 at 12:39 PM
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goalhanger’s most innovative podcast yet?
In the foreground to the right, two red bookmarks with “the rest is silence” standing in a mug. Just behind them to the left, copies of Hamlet for sale.
October 27, 2025 at 10:41 PM
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Cue card with lyrics on them: Belgium be afraid, for we are coming for you soon! Your reign of fear and blood must end this very afternoon! We're determined to destroy you, be you Fleming or Walloon! For Belgium, Belgium, Belgium is theworst!
October 26, 2025 at 11:49 AM
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someone should suggest to politicshome’s nadine bachelor-hunt that maybe why people like sarah pochin feel “emboldened” is because people like sarah pochin get this kind of coverage from, er, politicshome
Politicshome screenshot: Thousands of Reform UK members flocked to Birmingham this weekend for the party's annual conference, after a year that saw it win a key by-election from Labour, take control of 12 councils and two mayoralties. The mood at the NEC was one of huge optimism. As part of its successes in the last year, Reform had women such as MP Sarah Pochin and Greater Lincolnshire mayor Andrea Jenkyns elected. Last month the party launched a 'Women for Reform' campaign to highlight these successes and ramp up its efforts to win over women.
October 25, 2025 at 7:41 PM
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Tweet by John-Luke Roberts: Everyone hovering over the like button trying to think through all possible readings of the joke
October 25, 2025 at 11:05 AM
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if you like my news-based jokes - not ALL of you can be here for puns and leeds united - please have a listen to noncensored. it’s got jokes in it that are like mine, but better because they were improvised by people who are much funnier than me, such as
With thanks to all our contributors over the last 150 episodes: Rosie Holt, Brendan Murphy, Eshaan Akbar, Sooz Kempner, Will Sebag-Montefiore, Joz Norris, Davina Bentley, Paul Dunphy, Bethany Black, Athena Kugblenu, Thomas Mayo, Oliver Izod, Gareth Gwynn, Luke Kempner, Marcus Brigstocke, Margaret Cabourn-Smith, Rob Gilroy, Susan Harrison, Nat Tapley, Alex Kealey, Bilal Zafar, Esyllt Sears, Larry Budd, Kelechi Okafor, John Robertson, John-Luke Roberts, Lewis MacLeod, Mark Davison, Amy Hoggart, Dan Clarkson, Lucas Jefcoate, Marek Larwood, Matt Green, Rajiv Karia, Sam Russell, Sanjeev Kohli, Max Olesker, Rufus Hound, Matt Tedford, Ahir Shah, AJ, Alasdair Beckett-King, Alexandra Haddow, Anna Leong Brophy, Annie McGrath, Ben Target, Charlie George, Cody Dahler, Colin Hoult, David Reed, Ed MacArthur, Eleanor Morton, Elf Lyons, Fergus Craig, Hannah Pilkes, Horatio Gould, Ingrid Oliver, Isabelle Farah, Jack Barry, Jake Bhardwaj, James Barr, Jolyon Rubenstein, Josh Berry, Katie Pritchard, Mariam Haque, Mark Steel, Michael Balazo, Pippa Evans, Rachel Parris, Ralph Jones, Ruth Bratt, Seán Burke, Shazia Mirza, Tom Crowley, Tom Neenan and Ed Morrish. I'm Harriet Langley-Swindon and we'll be back next week with more... NonCensored.
October 24, 2025 at 11:30 AM
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the 150th episode of NonCensored is out tomorrow (it's already on patreon) and it's a best-of, selected by our patreons, so if you've never heard it before, why not give this one a try?

podfollow.com/NonCensored
patreon.com/NonCensored

here's the sort of person you can expect to hear on it:
With thanks to all our contributors over the last 150 episodes: Rosie Holt, Brendan Murphy, Eshaan Akbar, Sooz Kempner, Will Sebag-Montefiore, Joz Norris, Davina Bentley, Paul Dunphy, Bethany Black, Athena Kugblenu, Thomas Mayo, Oliver Izod, Gareth Gwynn, Luke Kempner, Marcus Brigstocke, Margaret Cabourn-Smith, Rob Gilroy, Susan Harrison, Nat Tapley, Alex Kealey, Bilal Zafar, Esyllt Sears, Larry Budd, Kelechi Okafor, John Robertson, John-Luke Roberts, Lewis MacLeod, Mark Davison, Amy Hoggart, Dan Clarkson, Lucas Jefcoate, Marek Larwood, Matt Green, Rajiv Karia, Sam Russell, Sanjeev Kohli, Max Olesker, Rufus Hound, Matt Tedford, Ahir Shah, AJ, Alasdair Beckett-King, Alexandra Haddow, Anna Leong Brophy, Annie McGrath, Ben Target, Charlie George, Cody Dahler, Colin Hoult, David Reed, Ed MacArthur, Eleanor Morton, Elf Lyons, Fergus Craig, Hannah Pilkes, Horatio Gould, Ingrid Oliver, Isabelle Farah, Jack Barry, Jake Bhardwaj, James Barr, Jolyon Rubenstein, Josh Berry, Katie Pritchard, Mariam Haque, Mark Steel, Michael Balazo, Pippa Evans, Rachel Parris, Ralph Jones, Ruth Bratt, Seán Burke, Shazia Mirza, Tom Crowley, Tom Neenan and Ed Morrish. I’m Harriet Langley-Swindon and we’ll be back next week with more… NonCensored.
October 23, 2025 at 3:32 PM
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i mean ,
A graphic of the timeline of the first half of Bayer Leverkeusen vs PSG, which shows a PSG goal after seven minutes, a PSG yellow card after 24, a Bayer missed penalty at 26, a Bayer red card at 33, a PSG red card at 37, a Bayer goal at 38, a PSG goal at 41, a Bayer yellow card at 43, a PSG goal at 44, a Bayer yellow at 45+1 and a PSG goal at 45+3.
October 21, 2025 at 8:56 PM
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guys i'm gonna be RICH
Hi Timothy I came across your website and read about your audio shows. I’m working with a few audio production companies on shows that get their sales teams booked with warm leads every month. We find prospects and set up meetings. If I could help you connect with potential clients like this, would that be helpful to you? Thanks, Jackie Baker
October 21, 2025 at 3:02 PM
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also,
google listing for the wankhede stadium in mumbai, along with some photos of the ground
October 20, 2025 at 12:44 PM
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andré rieu with a speech bubble making it seem like he is saying the post below
October 19, 2025 at 9:17 PM
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chat is this real?
a dm from @ dept-of-war dot bsky dot social: Hi, thanks for being a fan of ours (the Department of War)! This is our private account where we can chat to a select few fans directly. Please keep this conversation private, but hit us up if you want to chat about anything :)
October 18, 2025 at 12:49 PM
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a painting of lorenzo de’ medici (“lorenzo the magnificent”) with a speech bubble that makes it look like he’s saying the words in the post this post is quoting.
October 14, 2025 at 5:45 PM
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is this a threat
screenshot of the visitrimini.com website, which bears the slogan rimini... the city you don't expect
October 14, 2025 at 12:56 PM
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you know that critique of ai that says it’s like taking a forklift to the gym and expecting to get stronger? well this bit of that guardian article about people using chatgpt in dating apps kinda proves it correct
Which is why the man who greeted her inside the pub – polite, pleasant but oddly flat – felt like a stranger. Gone was the quickfire wit and playful rhythm she’d come to expect from their exchanges. Over pints he stumbled through small talk, checked his phone a little too often, and seemed to wilt under the pressure of her questions. “I felt like I was sitting opposite someone I’d never even spoken to,” she says. “I tried to have the same sort of conversation as we’d been having online, but it was like, ‘Knock, knock, is anyone home?’ – like he knew basically nothing about me. That’s when I suspected he’d been using AI.” Rachel gave her date the benefit of the doubt. “I thought maybe he was nervous,” she says. But she’d been “Chatfished” before, so when the gap between his real and digital selves failed to close on their second date, she called it off. “I’d already been ChatGPT-ed into bed at least once. I didn’t want it to happen again.”
October 12, 2025 at 9:52 AM
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went to see @untruth-band.bsky.social with two old friends tonight and they were excellent even though andy is now hiding behind lights
A band - guitarists, bass player, keyboard and drums - on a small stage. The band members’ faces are largely obscured by ghost lamps at the front of the stage. The venue name “boileroom”, stylised as “BO⚡️LEROOM” Is lit up behind them and the lack of a second r is aggravating.
October 6, 2025 at 11:14 PM
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quick, go now before the crowds gather
Screenshot of Google maps, showing Leicester Square in London’s glittering West End. It is centred on “Mr Bean Statue” in the northwest corner of the park, which Google claims is “less busy than usual”
October 6, 2025 at 12:03 PM