Dr Sarah Brand
@sarahgailbrand.bsky.social
*Trombonist.
*Forensic Music Therapist
*Academic
*Likes swearing
*Absolute shower
📍Kent, UK.
When nothing goes right, go left.
Join a union.
*Forensic Music Therapist
*Academic
*Likes swearing
*Absolute shower
📍Kent, UK.
When nothing goes right, go left.
Join a union.
Pinned
Not only have I got a bad memory, I’ve also got a bad memory.
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New Sympathetic Alarm Clock Just Lets You Sleep
December 9, 2025 at 3:00 PM
New Sympathetic Alarm Clock Just Lets You Sleep
Daily Mail urged to hire some sub-editors.
December 8, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Daily Mail urged to hire some sub-editors.
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My new memoir ‘Phone Charger: My Life Walking to the Bedroom to Fetch Something But Forgetting What It Was By the Time I Get There, Then Walking Back To See If Anything in the Front Room Jogs My Memory, Then Repeating It to Myself While I Walk Back to the Bedroom’ is out next year.
December 8, 2025 at 9:30 AM
My new memoir ‘Phone Charger: My Life Walking to the Bedroom to Fetch Something But Forgetting What It Was By the Time I Get There, Then Walking Back To See If Anything in the Front Room Jogs My Memory, Then Repeating It to Myself While I Walk Back to the Bedroom’ is out next year.
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why do actors do this
December 8, 2025 at 1:47 PM
why do actors do this
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Dads: Turn that bloody light off! It’s like Blackpool Illuminations in here. Do you think I’m made of money?
Dads at Christmas: I don’t think 96 strings of lights on the outside of the house is enough, love. Just popping to B&Q for another 47 and a 12ft illuminated reindeer.
Dads at Christmas: I don’t think 96 strings of lights on the outside of the house is enough, love. Just popping to B&Q for another 47 and a 12ft illuminated reindeer.
December 7, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Dads: Turn that bloody light off! It’s like Blackpool Illuminations in here. Do you think I’m made of money?
Dads at Christmas: I don’t think 96 strings of lights on the outside of the house is enough, love. Just popping to B&Q for another 47 and a 12ft illuminated reindeer.
Dads at Christmas: I don’t think 96 strings of lights on the outside of the house is enough, love. Just popping to B&Q for another 47 and a 12ft illuminated reindeer.
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The start of every Bluesky beef.
December 7, 2025 at 4:27 PM
The start of every Bluesky beef.
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On the slow train from Euston to Crewe, 10 carriages long. Back half of the train (by the barriers) packed, every seat taken, people standing. Front half the train, empty, I have 8 seats to myself, I can count the people in my carriage on one hand
God love the British travelling public
God love the British travelling public
December 7, 2025 at 4:26 PM
On the slow train from Euston to Crewe, 10 carriages long. Back half of the train (by the barriers) packed, every seat taken, people standing. Front half the train, empty, I have 8 seats to myself, I can count the people in my carriage on one hand
God love the British travelling public
God love the British travelling public
December 7, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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This is how Britain works, I’m afraid: it is crooked from top to bottom and all the refs are bent, and that is why our politics are insane and the public realm is falling to pieces.
December 7, 2025 at 11:21 AM
This is how Britain works, I’m afraid: it is crooked from top to bottom and all the refs are bent, and that is why our politics are insane and the public realm is falling to pieces.
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Once again, I give you: the choral music industry in the UK
December 7, 2025 at 11:23 AM
Once again, I give you: the choral music industry in the UK
There must be a long word in German that means the anxiety you feel when you persuade a friend to watch a film/TV show/listen to a record that you love
December 6, 2025 at 7:52 PM
There must be a long word in German that means the anxiety you feel when you persuade a friend to watch a film/TV show/listen to a record that you love
Screwed
Tony Blair ‘planning major intervention’ over Labour’s future
Tony Blair ‘planning major intervention’ over Labour’s future
Tony Blair ‘planning major intervention’ over Labour’s future
www.independent.co.uk
December 6, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Screwed
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Exactly so. They put forward the country’s most excellent politicians and the public rejected them, so we deserve to get the posh National Front, good and hard. It’s our fault, not theirs. They worked so hard to please us.
December 6, 2025 at 11:06 AM
Exactly so. They put forward the country’s most excellent politicians and the public rejected them, so we deserve to get the posh National Front, good and hard. It’s our fault, not theirs. They worked so hard to please us.
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The thing to note is that all the lads were boiling with white hot fury at old Jezza, but they will all at very least sit on their hands for Farage. Because the latter might be a fascist but he’s officer class, and he’ll listen to a lot important people who matter rather than disregarding them.
December 6, 2025 at 10:50 AM
The thing to note is that all the lads were boiling with white hot fury at old Jezza, but they will all at very least sit on their hands for Farage. Because the latter might be a fascist but he’s officer class, and he’ll listen to a lot important people who matter rather than disregarding them.
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Feeling miserable ? Constantly anxious ? Feeling physically sick from stress? Frequent Suicidal thoughts ? Get used to it - I hate this headline so much
December 6, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Feeling miserable ? Constantly anxious ? Feeling physically sick from stress? Frequent Suicidal thoughts ? Get used to it - I hate this headline so much
Ok so being off work following surgery means that your body clock just downs tools and clears off, leaving no structure or natural sleep cycle.
December 6, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Ok so being off work following surgery means that your body clock just downs tools and clears off, leaving no structure or natural sleep cycle.
December 5, 2025 at 10:21 PM
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"Don't worry, the 1970s Eggplant Penguin can't hurt you."
The 1970s Eggplant Penguin:
The 1970s Eggplant Penguin:
December 5, 2025 at 9:05 PM
"Don't worry, the 1970s Eggplant Penguin can't hurt you."
The 1970s Eggplant Penguin:
The 1970s Eggplant Penguin:
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This is Mr. Paworotti. His favorite Christmas song is Howl-lelujah. If you'll excuse him, his solo is coming up. 13/10 (TT: therealpaworotti)
December 2, 2025 at 11:36 PM
This is Mr. Paworotti. His favorite Christmas song is Howl-lelujah. If you'll excuse him, his solo is coming up. 13/10 (TT: therealpaworotti)
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Arvo Pärt taking a taxi.
December 5, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Arvo Pärt taking a taxi.
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Look guys, if the gays can boycott the Eurovision, the very very very least you can do is boycott FIFA
December 5, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Look guys, if the gays can boycott the Eurovision, the very very very least you can do is boycott FIFA
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Harrison Birtwistle getting a haircut.
December 5, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Harrison Birtwistle getting a haircut.
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Edgard Varèse sulking by the boat.
December 5, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Edgard Varèse sulking by the boat.
Quote with your model of masculinity
December 5, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Quote with your model of masculinity