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stuforreal.bsky.social
@stuforreal.bsky.social
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I'll have that lobotomy now, thanks
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Doctor suggested I eat better, exercise more, and drink less.

We laughed and laughed…

Then he wrote me a bunch of prescriptions.
November 20, 2024 at 7:17 PM
Erratic?!? Motherfucker i think you mean elusive
November 12, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Another day another just what do you fucking want from me
November 7, 2025 at 10:19 PM
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Only the criminally insane should worry about judgement day.
November 5, 2025 at 4:58 PM
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Nothing is more urgent than my mother reaching me to let me know that someone I met once as a child has died
November 5, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Another day, another ever-deepening shadow of the looming inevitable
November 5, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Don't even talk to me until i've had my sublimation
November 5, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Why, flat trajectory happens to be my middle name
November 5, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Oh well i guess i stand corrected or whatever then thanks good job with the reply
Dog farts are much worse
November 3, 2025 at 3:34 AM
If love doesn't kill me then the cat farts will
November 3, 2025 at 1:46 AM
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November 2, 2025 at 9:29 PM
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What kind of God demands blood sacrifices and threatens the population of the world with destruction at random times throughout history?

Sounds pretty authoritarian and nazi like.
November 2, 2025 at 6:57 PM
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Yup. I'd be doin' some double-barrell smiting
November 2, 2025 at 6:37 PM
You have a point here? Use your words
November 2, 2025 at 9:08 PM
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Trick or rise and grind! Don’t get left behind kid!
October 31, 2025 at 10:11 PM
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Always assume the microphone is on, kids
October 31, 2025 at 10:12 PM
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Economy has me like: "listen kid, if you're under 14, they'll NEVER send you to juvie just for stealing food for your family, I wish I'd started way younger"
November 1, 2025 at 6:34 PM
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And about time, I don't mind saying.
October 31, 2025 at 10:06 PM
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Is that the trick or the treat
October 31, 2025 at 9:38 PM
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Trick or treat! Now, advise me
October 31, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Look, i'm not saying that i would be a wrathful god but, i mean, come on man
November 2, 2025 at 5:42 PM
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But I wanted M&M's............
October 31, 2025 at 8:48 PM
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I think we can all agree that the Heritage Foundation is basically what happens when deluded Christian nationalists who spent their teen years getting stuffed in lockers get a 501(c)(3). What a bunch of sociopathic dweebs. Hands off the Constitution, boys.
October 31, 2025 at 8:38 PM
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Bitches be like "I’m starting a diet” and then eat one last snack after another last snack.
It’s me. I’m bitches.
October 31, 2025 at 12:16 PM