Scott_Towel
@scotttowel.bsky.social
Some content may have been re-purposed from the dead bird place 🐦 I don't follow back accounts that don't repost others or only post about one subject. Sorry
"I fake it so real I am beyond fake"
"I fake it so real I am beyond fake"
Life isn’t fair and nobody doesn’t care and
The world don’t revolve around you
The world don’t revolve around you
November 11, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Life isn’t fair and nobody doesn’t care and
The world don’t revolve around you
The world don’t revolve around you
Reposted by Scott_Towel
“i fold,” said the poker player & the laundromat guy & the origami artist & the dems &
November 10, 2025 at 9:10 PM
“i fold,” said the poker player & the laundromat guy & the origami artist & the dems &
Reposted by Scott_Towel
Lola is not interested in being cold.
She is, however, interested in blankets.
She is, however, interested in blankets.
November 10, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Lola is not interested in being cold.
She is, however, interested in blankets.
She is, however, interested in blankets.
Reposted by Scott_Towel
Me, when I’m watching something filmed where I live and I recognize neighborhoods where I’ve bought drugs:
November 10, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Me, when I’m watching something filmed where I live and I recognize neighborhoods where I’ve bought drugs:
Reposted by Scott_Towel
gonna start a podcast where i just sigh a lot
November 10, 2025 at 11:22 PM
gonna start a podcast where i just sigh a lot
Reposted by Scott_Towel
Hobbies include: Ignoring sell-by dates and Food Poisoning.
November 10, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Hobbies include: Ignoring sell-by dates and Food Poisoning.
Reposted by Scott_Towel
Elon Musk says that he can see why Daryl Hall broke up with Joyce Carol Oates.
late to this but i feel like an underrated part of the musk meltdown over joyce carol oates accusing him of not reading is this musk reply that makes it clear he has never read anything by joyce carol oates
November 10, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Elon Musk says that he can see why Daryl Hall broke up with Joyce Carol Oates.
Reposted by Scott_Towel
DONALD TRUMP: [asleep, drooling on long red tie]
SENATE DEMOCRATS: fine, we give in
SENATE DEMOCRATS: fine, we give in
November 10, 2025 at 2:37 AM
DONALD TRUMP: [asleep, drooling on long red tie]
SENATE DEMOCRATS: fine, we give in
SENATE DEMOCRATS: fine, we give in
Reposted by Scott_Towel
Senate Democrats are like “with your donation of $25 or more, we will help Donald Trump kill you”
November 10, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Senate Democrats are like “with your donation of $25 or more, we will help Donald Trump kill you”
Reposted by Scott_Towel
Male pattern kindness
November 9, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Male pattern kindness
Reposted by Scott_Towel
it takes a village people to raise a macho man
November 10, 2025 at 5:30 PM
it takes a village people to raise a macho man
Reposted by Scott_Towel
If you think about it, everything really started going to shit after Warren Zevon died.
November 8, 2025 at 5:34 AM
If you think about it, everything really started going to shit after Warren Zevon died.
Reposted by Scott_Towel
Elon has never experienced this and neither have his biggest fans but now they can create these visuals with the help of a computermachine
November 8, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Elon has never experienced this and neither have his biggest fans but now they can create these visuals with the help of a computermachine
Reposted by Scott_Towel
Scrolling to your birth year and the fear that it won't go that far back.
November 8, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Scrolling to your birth year and the fear that it won't go that far back.
Reposted by Scott_Towel
You wouldn't give capitalism to a toddler, Kevin. It says right there on the package that it's a choking hazard.
November 8, 2025 at 4:37 PM
You wouldn't give capitalism to a toddler, Kevin. It says right there on the package that it's a choking hazard.
Reposted by Scott_Towel
caturday mfer. Two brefaksts
November 8, 2025 at 4:38 PM
caturday mfer. Two brefaksts
Reposted by Scott_Towel
If a woman makes intense eye contact as she places her empty cup under the Keurig but no man notices, does she even really need coffee? Probably not. There's gotta be another reason for her to be stabbing you like that.
November 8, 2025 at 2:34 PM
If a woman makes intense eye contact as she places her empty cup under the Keurig but no man notices, does she even really need coffee? Probably not. There's gotta be another reason for her to be stabbing you like that.
Reposted by Scott_Towel
A trillion dollars doesn't even exist it is some hallucination of a number no human can possibly imagine
November 7, 2025 at 12:58 AM
A trillion dollars doesn't even exist it is some hallucination of a number no human can possibly imagine
Reposted by Scott_Towel
Something’s going to happen in Venezuela or something else big in the next 2 weeks or so. Like this idiot is definitely going to do something. You can feel it
November 8, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Something’s going to happen in Venezuela or something else big in the next 2 weeks or so. Like this idiot is definitely going to do something. You can feel it
If you think about it, everything really started going to shit after Warren Zevon died.
November 8, 2025 at 5:34 AM
If you think about it, everything really started going to shit after Warren Zevon died.
Reposted by Scott_Towel
Well at least I'm not broken enough to post parables on linkedin
November 8, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Well at least I'm not broken enough to post parables on linkedin
Reposted by Scott_Towel
BREAKING: Judge Immergut issues a permanent injunction against Pete Hegseth and the deployment of the National Guard to Portland.
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
November 8, 2025 at 1:01 AM
BREAKING: Judge Immergut issues a permanent injunction against Pete Hegseth and the deployment of the National Guard to Portland.
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
Reposted by Scott_Towel
Having fun is cool, but nothing beats sitting around
November 8, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Having fun is cool, but nothing beats sitting around
Reposted by Scott_Towel
I’m just a girl with a chemical imbalance and a really good skincare routine for someone who cries this much
November 8, 2025 at 1:57 AM
I’m just a girl with a chemical imbalance and a really good skincare routine for someone who cries this much