RXSarsparilla🎉
@gypsymoon1969.bsky.social
Bluesky's mom. Cool mom, of course. ✌🏽❤️🎶🌼
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erin never fucking misses
November 15, 2025 at 2:52 AM
erin never fucking misses
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me when i’ve lost my lighter
November 15, 2025 at 2:59 AM
me when i’ve lost my lighter
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I don't crash out, I supernova
November 15, 2025 at 3:25 AM
I don't crash out, I supernova
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One of my dogs steals socks from the laundry and brings them to my other dog, who then eats them
November 15, 2025 at 3:25 AM
One of my dogs steals socks from the laundry and brings them to my other dog, who then eats them
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After exhausting all other options, I’ve decided to lose my shit.
November 15, 2025 at 3:34 AM
After exhausting all other options, I’ve decided to lose my shit.
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Last week I was discovered by a talent scout. "What are you doing to my car, I'm calling the police, hey you're the guy from the audition," he said.
November 15, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Last week I was discovered by a talent scout. "What are you doing to my car, I'm calling the police, hey you're the guy from the audition," he said.
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I'm on a committee to hire a new minister for our church. All candidates must provide reverences.
November 15, 2025 at 4:11 AM
I'm on a committee to hire a new minister for our church. All candidates must provide reverences.
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“Look, all I’m saying is that I’m not in the Epstein files. But if I am, there are a lot of other people in there too… like George Washington, George Costanza, George Jefferson, Thomas Jefferson, Luke Skywalker, Abner Doubleday, Moses Malone, Okra Wimphrey…”
November 15, 2025 at 4:12 AM
“Look, all I’m saying is that I’m not in the Epstein files. But if I am, there are a lot of other people in there too… like George Washington, George Costanza, George Jefferson, Thomas Jefferson, Luke Skywalker, Abner Doubleday, Moses Malone, Okra Wimphrey…”
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it's getting too late to tell if it's too soon
youtu.be/WB5Gypm4fHo?...
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Devendra Banhart - Kantori Ongaku (Official Video)
YouTube video by Devendra Banhart
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November 15, 2025 at 4:32 AM
it's getting too late to tell if it's too soon
youtu.be/WB5Gypm4fHo?...
youtu.be/WB5Gypm4fHo?...
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My son was in a car accident. Broke his leg, his wrist and two ribs. When we got home he looked at me and said mom, I’m good, I love you and I have at least six weeks until I have to unload the dishwasher again lol.
November 15, 2025 at 4:43 AM
My son was in a car accident. Broke his leg, his wrist and two ribs. When we got home he looked at me and said mom, I’m good, I love you and I have at least six weeks until I have to unload the dishwasher again lol.
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It little Georgie Washington woulda used that axe to decapitate a horse instead of a cherry tree he coulda been the godfather of our nation
November 15, 2025 at 4:47 AM
It little Georgie Washington woulda used that axe to decapitate a horse instead of a cherry tree he coulda been the godfather of our nation
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As per the arrangements, I'm here to see my skeets every other weekend and alternate holidays. So precious to see them grow up and fail on their own.
November 15, 2025 at 4:52 AM
As per the arrangements, I'm here to see my skeets every other weekend and alternate holidays. So precious to see them grow up and fail on their own.
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A glow-up, but its just me spontaneously combusting
November 15, 2025 at 5:07 AM
A glow-up, but its just me spontaneously combusting
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Christmas is coming up, and my daughter(13) is supposed to be picking out the Nikes she wants and has been dragging ass. So I decided to give her a horrible threat: If she doesn't pick them out soon, I will for her.
November 15, 2025 at 5:17 AM
Christmas is coming up, and my daughter(13) is supposed to be picking out the Nikes she wants and has been dragging ass. So I decided to give her a horrible threat: If she doesn't pick them out soon, I will for her.
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Create the problem
Fix the problem
Take credit for fixing the problem
Fix the problem
Take credit for fixing the problem
November 15, 2025 at 5:36 AM
Create the problem
Fix the problem
Take credit for fixing the problem
Fix the problem
Take credit for fixing the problem
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Might sell Avon door to door as a side hustle
November 15, 2025 at 5:37 AM
Might sell Avon door to door as a side hustle
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I shamble around my cabin moaning and wailing, barely able to walk - and then shave almost half my head - wearing only the ragged remnants of casual wear purchased in the early 2000's.
I am Frankenstein's _______.
I am Frankenstein's _______.
November 15, 2025 at 5:39 AM
I shamble around my cabin moaning and wailing, barely able to walk - and then shave almost half my head - wearing only the ragged remnants of casual wear purchased in the early 2000's.
I am Frankenstein's _______.
I am Frankenstein's _______.
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Good night, kids. ✨🌙😴 Sweet dreams, sleep well. 🩵 Cuddles and kisses.💋May you rest without care or worry. 🛌 Hoping your day landed gently for you. 💫 #PeaceAndLove🕊️
a woman wearing a blue sleep mask is smiling and looking at the camera .
ALT: a woman wearing a blue sleep mask is smiling and looking at the camera .
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November 15, 2025 at 5:44 AM
Good night, kids. ✨🌙😴 Sweet dreams, sleep well. 🩵 Cuddles and kisses.💋May you rest without care or worry. 🛌 Hoping your day landed gently for you. 💫 #PeaceAndLove🕊️
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"Your response to stimuli is stimuli to me" that's so seductive but I assure you I can silent disco without the cap guns
November 15, 2025 at 5:48 AM
"Your response to stimuli is stimuli to me" that's so seductive but I assure you I can silent disco without the cap guns
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Shouldn't we just mint pennies out of something less valuable, like say ... our self-worth as a nation?
November 15, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Shouldn't we just mint pennies out of something less valuable, like say ... our self-worth as a nation?
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This is where they come from
November 14, 2025 at 2:20 AM
This is where they come from
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I just recently discovered I prefer boneless wings and that's just something you and I have to make peace with.
November 14, 2025 at 2:17 AM
I just recently discovered I prefer boneless wings and that's just something you and I have to make peace with.