Just A Barn Owl ☭𖤐ѧ
@justabarnowl.bsky.social
Surely there are tiny delicious birds *here*
Actually Owltistic Hillbilly 🟡⚪️🟣⚫️
Appalachian ML ☭𖤐ѧ
Purveyor of the finest weapons-grade spite on 🦋
♈️☀️♌️🌙♉️⬆️ if that even matters
Actually Owltistic Hillbilly 🟡⚪️🟣⚫️
Appalachian ML ☭𖤐ѧ
Purveyor of the finest weapons-grade spite on 🦋
♈️☀️♌️🌙♉️⬆️ if that even matters
Pinned
on the phone with my broker shouting “DUMP NVIDIA ASAP AND PUT IT ALL INTO SLUTTY MILFS IN MY AREA”
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Yes, cheese and mushroom flan, that's jolly nice. I like summer salad with acorns, bilberry pudden, hot scones with greengage preserves, lashin's o' the stuff! Er, wild cherry pie, rhubarb tart, woodland plum spice cake with a wedge of cheese, anythin' like that.
November 11, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Yes, cheese and mushroom flan, that's jolly nice. I like summer salad with acorns, bilberry pudden, hot scones with greengage preserves, lashin's o' the stuff! Er, wild cherry pie, rhubarb tart, woodland plum spice cake with a wedge of cheese, anythin' like that.
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i’m not
i’m circumcised
November 11, 2025 at 3:44 AM
i’m not
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get
fucked
fascists
fucked
fascists
News: Feds are said to be on their way out of Chicago in the near future. Via @jmetr22b.bsky.social and me www.chicagotribune.com/2025/11/10/f...
Federal Border Patrol Chief Gregory Bovino and agents said to be leaving Chicago, sources say
Cmdr. Gregory Bovino was expected to depart Chicago within days, while most Border Patrol agents under this command would soon be redeployed elsewhere, three sources told the Tribune Monday.
www.chicagotribune.com
November 11, 2025 at 3:41 AM
get
fucked
fascists
fucked
fascists
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thus taking up a significant portion of my household’s 10 hours/month internet plan, which is actually the maximum amount of healthy time per family to be on the internet
making everyone in my house stay off the phone so i can spend 15 minutes uploading this skeet
November 11, 2025 at 2:59 AM
thus taking up a significant portion of my household’s 10 hours/month internet plan, which is actually the maximum amount of healthy time per family to be on the internet
many people are saying this
NO MORE FURRIES! NO MORE FURRIES! NO MORE FURRIES!
November 11, 2025 at 2:50 AM
many people are saying this
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One thing people kind of tell you, but not really, about middle age:
One day you'll be like "oh [thing] looks fun but people will think I'm a loser" about a thing
And then you'll say. Wait a second.
Fuck 'em
One day you'll be like "oh [thing] looks fun but people will think I'm a loser" about a thing
And then you'll say. Wait a second.
Fuck 'em
Darn Tough turned me on to Cute Socks and I've never looked back
might fuck around and become a Cute Socks Guy
November 11, 2025 at 1:22 AM
One thing people kind of tell you, but not really, about middle age:
One day you'll be like "oh [thing] looks fun but people will think I'm a loser" about a thing
And then you'll say. Wait a second.
Fuck 'em
One day you'll be like "oh [thing] looks fun but people will think I'm a loser" about a thing
And then you'll say. Wait a second.
Fuck 'em
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the handsomest lad
November 11, 2025 at 1:19 AM
the handsomest lad
oh god it’s everywhere
they won’t even read this. resist libs have the attention span or a wild boar. they’ll just see “rudy giuliani is not good imo” and fucking cum.
November 11, 2025 at 1:15 AM
oh god it’s everywhere
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‘was it a car or a cat I saw’ I love things that are backwards.(I didn’t say something fucked up here to ruin it but i wanted to).
November 11, 2025 at 1:07 AM
‘was it a car or a cat I saw’ I love things that are backwards.(I didn’t say something fucked up here to ruin it but i wanted to).
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It’s genuinely incredible a political party would build up such a groundswell of momentum with a shutdown and massive landslide political victories across the country only to turn around and gut punch the entire country. It’s such a disaster. It’s such an incomprehensible self inflicted disaster
The democrats are supposed to be a pressure release valve for social inequity and with that gone… good luck
November 11, 2025 at 12:23 AM
It’s genuinely incredible a political party would build up such a groundswell of momentum with a shutdown and massive landslide political victories across the country only to turn around and gut punch the entire country. It’s such a disaster. It’s such an incomprehensible self inflicted disaster
my wife is a witch 😏 sometimes they’re pretty warm
I can't really tell you how cold it is outside since I've never felt a witches tit
November 10, 2025 at 11:41 PM
my wife is a witch 😏 sometimes they’re pretty warm
omfg
November 10, 2025 at 11:11 PM
omfg
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Every few weeks we gotta make posts like this”call your dem reps to tell them to not vote to allow Lord Killdude to shove people into a volcano” and then the dem reps go “we’ve made an amazing deal where Lord Killdude can have his volcano so long as he promises not to shove people into it”
November 10, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Every few weeks we gotta make posts like this”call your dem reps to tell them to not vote to allow Lord Killdude to shove people into a volcano” and then the dem reps go “we’ve made an amazing deal where Lord Killdude can have his volcano so long as he promises not to shove people into it”
let’s help the goose and her goslings shall we?
I am currently fleeing a DV situation & barely escaped w my life. My kids are unharmed, but we left with nothing but the clothes we have on. We are safe now, but had to leave everything
Pls help/share if u can♡
Cashapp: cash.app/$anotherangr...
PayPal: @jwoods20
Venmo: @bubblybubblez
#mutualaid
Pls help/share if u can♡
Cashapp: cash.app/$anotherangr...
PayPal: @jwoods20
Venmo: @bubblybubblez
#mutualaid
November 10, 2025 at 10:55 PM
let’s help the goose and her goslings shall we?
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In the last 3 days I've:
•Left my home
•Quit my job
•Filed & recieved an emergency OP
•Represented myself in court
•Stayed at a shelter
•Secured a safe home (w family)
•Signed my kids up for therapy
•Done therapy myself
•Gotten my kids beds & essentials
•Filed for legal assistance
Im tired dawg
•Left my home
•Quit my job
•Filed & recieved an emergency OP
•Represented myself in court
•Stayed at a shelter
•Secured a safe home (w family)
•Signed my kids up for therapy
•Done therapy myself
•Gotten my kids beds & essentials
•Filed for legal assistance
Im tired dawg
November 10, 2025 at 10:40 PM
In the last 3 days I've:
•Left my home
•Quit my job
•Filed & recieved an emergency OP
•Represented myself in court
•Stayed at a shelter
•Secured a safe home (w family)
•Signed my kids up for therapy
•Done therapy myself
•Gotten my kids beds & essentials
•Filed for legal assistance
Im tired dawg
•Left my home
•Quit my job
•Filed & recieved an emergency OP
•Represented myself in court
•Stayed at a shelter
•Secured a safe home (w family)
•Signed my kids up for therapy
•Done therapy myself
•Gotten my kids beds & essentials
•Filed for legal assistance
Im tired dawg
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canadeeznuts
November 10, 2025 at 7:38 PM
canadeeznuts
mountain women are not to be messed with
just bc i’m small doesn’t mean i won’t beat your ass if you’re being mean
November 10, 2025 at 6:47 PM
mountain women are not to be messed with
one of my skills is simplifying complex subjects for other people. i can’t imagine letting a hallucination machine do that for me.
November 10, 2025 at 6:34 PM
one of my skills is simplifying complex subjects for other people. i can’t imagine letting a hallucination machine do that for me.
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![Tweet from shen the bird (@Shen_the_Bird):
doctor: i'm afraid he may never wake up from his coma
my wife: on his will it says he's left all his updog to you
doctor: what is updog
my wife: i don't know
[my body starts convulsing]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:w4mumltio4x5yohskj2mo64c/bafkreido2xtwhd72awd2fxaftogmyrvz5jz536qi4hnlnggyfo7jihaoby@jpeg)
hopefully she accidentally sticks a pea in her ear canal and then it festers and hurts and hurts
Democratic Senator Shaheen says "Hopefully the Republicans may hear us."
November 10, 2025 at 5:24 PM
hopefully she accidentally sticks a pea in her ear canal and then it festers and hurts and hurts
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he’s really doing the fucking meme for “listen up liberal, my wife left me” lmfao
November 10, 2025 at 4:28 PM
he’s really doing the fucking meme for “listen up liberal, my wife left me” lmfao