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Dinosaur fact: The iguanadon made all the regular iguanas kiss its ring.
Squirt is beaver shots.
November 11, 2025 at 11:00 AM
Squirt is beaver shots.
I hope with all of my heart that Mike Johnson is in the pedofile.
November 11, 2025 at 8:40 AM
I hope with all of my heart that Mike Johnson is in the pedofile.
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I'm gonna go with Yes
November 11, 2025 at 4:01 AM
I'm gonna go with Yes
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What am I thankful for?
I'm thankful farts don't set off smoke detectors
I'm thankful farts don't set off smoke detectors
October 9, 2025 at 1:21 AM
What am I thankful for?
I'm thankful farts don't set off smoke detectors
I'm thankful farts don't set off smoke detectors
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"Eat the rich" isn't party exclusive.
November 11, 2025 at 7:51 AM
"Eat the rich" isn't party exclusive.
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You can tell if it's a French braid by the smell.
November 11, 2025 at 7:49 AM
You can tell if it's a French braid by the smell.
I really thought the Supreme Court was going to repeal marriage equality.
November 11, 2025 at 7:11 AM
I really thought the Supreme Court was going to repeal marriage equality.
Her: How rude!
Me: Just like this, you harpy.
Me: Just like this, you harpy.
November 11, 2025 at 7:06 AM
Her: How rude!
Me: Just like this, you harpy.
Me: Just like this, you harpy.
The flying spaghetti monster but with a huge dick.
November 11, 2025 at 7:04 AM
The flying spaghetti monster but with a huge dick.
Kangaroo done hung the guilty with the innocent.
November 11, 2025 at 6:54 AM
Kangaroo done hung the guilty with the innocent.
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The only way I'll ever get married again is if it makes me king.
June 20, 2024 at 12:31 AM
The only way I'll ever get married again is if it makes me king.
Instead of homeless old men, I call them philosophers.
November 11, 2025 at 6:37 AM
Instead of homeless old men, I call them philosophers.
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Called it.
Who wants to go spelunking in Schumer Caves?
November 10, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Called it.
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Republicans = the scarecrow
Democrats = the cowardly lion
Communists = the tin man
Socialist = the munchkins
Democrats = the cowardly lion
Communists = the tin man
Socialist = the munchkins
November 10, 2025 at 7:29 AM
Republicans = the scarecrow
Democrats = the cowardly lion
Communists = the tin man
Socialist = the munchkins
Democrats = the cowardly lion
Communists = the tin man
Socialist = the munchkins
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Deerios: Venison cereal
November 10, 2025 at 11:35 AM
Deerios: Venison cereal
I can't be the only one with fifty bucks set aside for a bottle of bubbly, a nice dinner, and a six-pack for... we need an official name for the day since it's gonna be a world holiday...
November 11, 2025 at 6:22 AM
I can't be the only one with fifty bucks set aside for a bottle of bubbly, a nice dinner, and a six-pack for... we need an official name for the day since it's gonna be a world holiday...
I'm going to have a nice steak with my booze on he's finally dead day.
November 11, 2025 at 6:14 AM
I'm going to have a nice steak with my booze on he's finally dead day.
I'm not a useless eater. I convert food into quality content.
November 11, 2025 at 6:10 AM
I'm not a useless eater. I convert food into quality content.
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Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
November 10, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
No Kings was a success, but we might be better served by a No Jesters day for the rest of the dipshit politicians.
November 11, 2025 at 5:55 AM
No Kings was a success, but we might be better served by a No Jesters day for the rest of the dipshit politicians.
It would be some crazy shit if a First Lady poisoned the President.
November 11, 2025 at 5:53 AM
It would be some crazy shit if a First Lady poisoned the President.