Cosmically Funny
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*ADHD and persistent anxiety.
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*Content warning: If you're offended by anything, don't follow me.
*Federally funded certified schizophrenic.
*ADHD and persistent anxiety.
*EDS and lupus spoonie.
*Cat.
*Adults only.
*I am absolutely not responsible.
Pinned
Q: What's the difference between an ICE agent and an egg?
A: An egg gets laid.
A: An egg gets laid.
Astronauts preparing to go back to the moon under Trump.
February 10, 2026 at 2:02 PM
Astronauts preparing to go back to the moon under Trump.
Yeet is whacha do after ya say grace.
February 10, 2026 at 11:04 AM
Yeet is whacha do after ya say grace.
*deflowers your rosebush*
February 10, 2026 at 8:13 AM
*deflowers your rosebush*
Taking donations for huge penis ice sculptures to put in front of ICE facilities.
February 10, 2026 at 7:16 AM
Taking donations for huge penis ice sculptures to put in front of ICE facilities.
Bet there are a bunch of rightwingers in Congress jerking it to the unredacted pedofile.
February 10, 2026 at 6:47 AM
Bet there are a bunch of rightwingers in Congress jerking it to the unredacted pedofile.
When I die,
1. I want my remains spread at Disneyland
2. I do not want to be cremated
1. I want my remains spread at Disneyland
2. I do not want to be cremated
February 10, 2026 at 6:27 AM
When I die,
1. I want my remains spread at Disneyland
2. I do not want to be cremated
1. I want my remains spread at Disneyland
2. I do not want to be cremated
Bad Bunny should run for president 2028.
February 10, 2026 at 6:07 AM
Bad Bunny should run for president 2028.
*uses a syringe to put habenero oil into your tube of Preparation H*
February 10, 2026 at 5:42 AM
*uses a syringe to put habenero oil into your tube of Preparation H*
The only way I can reconcile the current events with reality is if we all died from an asteroid or something, and this is Hell.
February 10, 2026 at 5:39 AM
The only way I can reconcile the current events with reality is if we all died from an asteroid or something, and this is Hell.
When you get to a million posts, your gender switches.
February 10, 2026 at 5:28 AM
When you get to a million posts, your gender switches.
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Why the hell is Trump putting a ballroom in the Whitehouse? Everybody knows politicians don't have balls.
August 2, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Why the hell is Trump putting a ballroom in the Whitehouse? Everybody knows politicians don't have balls.
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I call my balls Beauty and the Beast.
April 12, 2025 at 11:56 PM
I call my balls Beauty and the Beast.
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[store]
*pees in balls*
Am I doing this right?
*pees in balls*
Am I doing this right?
November 24, 2024 at 7:19 AM
[store]
*pees in balls*
Am I doing this right?
*pees in balls*
Am I doing this right?
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*dips nuts in silver glitter*
Disco balls!
Disco balls!
August 17, 2025 at 3:55 AM
*dips nuts in silver glitter*
Disco balls!
Disco balls!
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Sex tape to hold my balls up.
October 14, 2024 at 11:37 PM
Sex tape to hold my balls up.
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Mike Johnson is really looking forward to the ballroom because Trump will finally have a place other than Johnson's mouth to put his balls.
December 16, 2025 at 5:18 AM
Mike Johnson is really looking forward to the ballroom because Trump will finally have a place other than Johnson's mouth to put his balls.
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*squeezing my balls to get all of pee out*
June 23, 2025 at 12:26 PM
*squeezing my balls to get all of pee out*
Taking applications for a girlfriend. Must live at least 300 miles away from me.
February 10, 2026 at 5:02 AM
Taking applications for a girlfriend. Must live at least 300 miles away from me.
Technically, Heaven is a concentration camp for Christians.
February 10, 2026 at 4:39 AM
Technically, Heaven is a concentration camp for Christians.
Mountain Dew, because citrus just screams snow melt.
February 10, 2026 at 4:36 AM
Mountain Dew, because citrus just screams snow melt.
[Florida natural history convention]
*camera pans across the audience, a stadium full of alligators*
*camera pans across the audience, a stadium full of alligators*
February 10, 2026 at 4:29 AM
[Florida natural history convention]
*camera pans across the audience, a stadium full of alligators*
*camera pans across the audience, a stadium full of alligators*
Fuck your draft folder!
a person laying on a white couch with their legs crossed
Alt: a person laying on a white couch with their legs crossed
media.tenor.com
February 10, 2026 at 4:22 AM
Fuck your draft folder!
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