Cosmically Funny
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*Cosmo(Ew/Yuck): Bane of Therapists
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*Federally funded certified schizophrenic.
*ADHD and persistent anxiety.
*EDS and lupus spoonie.
*Cat.
*Adults only.
*I am absolutely not responsible.
*Content warning: If you're offended by anything, don't follow me.
*Federally funded certified schizophrenic.
*ADHD and persistent anxiety.
*EDS and lupus spoonie.
*Cat.
*Adults only.
*I am absolutely not responsible.
Pinned
Call me closet, 'cause I have a skeleton in me.
To find someone who WILL sleep with you first, you need to find people who WOULD sleep with you.
December 26, 2025 at 8:35 AM
To find someone who WILL sleep with you first, you need to find people who WOULD sleep with you.
I might want a cup of eggnog but I don't want to provoke all of the cider I drank.
December 26, 2025 at 8:11 AM
I might want a cup of eggnog but I don't want to provoke all of the cider I drank.
Well, it's 5 minutes until Christmas is over. I don't think I'm getting the blowjob I asked for.
December 26, 2025 at 7:56 AM
Well, it's 5 minutes until Christmas is over. I don't think I'm getting the blowjob I asked for.
The more I live, the more I want to die the way my dad did. (not suicide but close)
December 26, 2025 at 7:22 AM
The more I live, the more I want to die the way my dad did. (not suicide but close)
I live alone but still cook too much for me to eat at once. It's therapy.
December 26, 2025 at 6:49 AM
I live alone but still cook too much for me to eat at once. It's therapy.
Christmas dinner.
December 26, 2025 at 6:26 AM
Christmas dinner.
There's only one way to get rid of fascists and I'm stunned that we're not there yet.
December 26, 2025 at 5:17 AM
There's only one way to get rid of fascists and I'm stunned that we're not there yet.
If things are this bad and no time travelers are appearing to fix it, how bad is the timeline that they do?
December 26, 2025 at 5:01 AM
If things are this bad and no time travelers are appearing to fix it, how bad is the timeline that they do?
Where most people keep their demons, I have a black hole.
December 26, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Where most people keep their demons, I have a black hole.
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December 24, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Christmas cider. Not heating it, though, because that's how you lose alcohol.
December 26, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Christmas cider. Not heating it, though, because that's how you lose alcohol.
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#MyChristmasEveIs about to get wild.
December 24, 2025 at 9:08 PM
#MyChristmasEveIs about to get wild.
You don't have to be Christian to have a merry fucking Christmas, Karen.
December 26, 2025 at 4:11 AM
You don't have to be Christian to have a merry fucking Christmas, Karen.
My favorite He-Man cartoon is Thundercats.
December 26, 2025 at 3:37 AM
My favorite He-Man cartoon is Thundercats.
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I'd do some filthy things to a mall elf right now.
December 26, 2025 at 2:06 AM
I'd do some filthy things to a mall elf right now.
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It takes 4 horsepower to draw and quarter a person.
December 25, 2025 at 1:37 AM
It takes 4 horsepower to draw and quarter a person.
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I talk a lot of shit for an animated snowman.
December 25, 2025 at 2:38 AM
I talk a lot of shit for an animated snowman.
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I'm an Omega Male. As in, I will end you.
December 25, 2025 at 2:28 AM
I'm an Omega Male. As in, I will end you.
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I'm not particularly proud of being white except when I'm glowing in black light.
December 25, 2025 at 3:34 AM
I'm not particularly proud of being white except when I'm glowing in black light.
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Exhume me every decade and roll me over so I rot evenly.
December 25, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Exhume me every decade and roll me over so I rot evenly.
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Crossfaded and spent like 3 minutes looking for the phone I was holding...
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December 25, 2025 at 8:42 AM
Crossfaded and spent like 3 minutes looking for the phone I was holding...
🤡🔫
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Today's vibe is pettiness.
December 26, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Today's vibe is pettiness.
Holiday drunk. 🌲
December 25, 2025 at 9:47 AM
Holiday drunk. 🌲
Can I still drink a 12 pack? I guess we'll find out in two more beers.
December 25, 2025 at 8:48 AM
Can I still drink a 12 pack? I guess we'll find out in two more beers.