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I have three books for sale: My National Parks, Explain THAT, Science!, and Unbelievable History. On my book info page it shows where you can get them!
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Qanon finding out all the people they love are connected to Epstein has gotta be like getting to the end of X-Files and it turns out Mulder was the one in charge of the alien conspiracy the whole time
February 10, 2026 at 2:00 PM
Qanon finding out all the people they love are connected to Epstein has gotta be like getting to the end of X-Files and it turns out Mulder was the one in charge of the alien conspiracy the whole time
Just abolish it already, show some backbone
February 10, 2026 at 5:42 AM
Just abolish it already, show some backbone
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The internet is not a space inherently crafted for children and teens. Adults have to maintain the infrastructure and pay for the access to it. I'm extremely resentful of all the companies popping up saying that *I'm* the one who needs to prove that I should have access to the space I pay for.
February 9, 2026 at 5:10 PM
The internet is not a space inherently crafted for children and teens. Adults have to maintain the infrastructure and pay for the access to it. I'm extremely resentful of all the companies popping up saying that *I'm* the one who needs to prove that I should have access to the space I pay for.
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"Maybe you can keep me, from ever being happy, but you're not gonna stop me from having FUN" is a solid mantra these days.
February 10, 2026 at 3:26 AM
"Maybe you can keep me, from ever being happy, but you're not gonna stop me from having FUN" is a solid mantra these days.
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U.K. might lose a prime minister because a guy who worked for him knew another guy who hung out with Epstein. Meanwhile the U.S. opposition party is telling our President, who was Epstein's best friend, that his secret police should get better training so their public street murders look less messy.
February 9, 2026 at 4:07 PM
U.K. might lose a prime minister because a guy who worked for him knew another guy who hung out with Epstein. Meanwhile the U.S. opposition party is telling our President, who was Epstein's best friend, that his secret police should get better training so their public street murders look less messy.
You still need a native scheduling tool.
February 9, 2026 at 11:07 PM
You still need a native scheduling tool.
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Folks, look, it’s easy to make fun of Kid Rock but it’s important to remember that it’s also hilarious.
February 9, 2026 at 6:38 AM
Folks, look, it’s easy to make fun of Kid Rock but it’s important to remember that it’s also hilarious.
This might be a bad data set for my argument, but I wish presidents were that disposable
February 9, 2026 at 11:05 PM
This might be a bad data set for my argument, but I wish presidents were that disposable
I remember Libertarians losing their shit in a moral panic about campus protesters and trans people, like all the other right-wingers. They didn't give a damn about Trump, he's their guy
February 9, 2026 at 11:04 PM
I remember Libertarians losing their shit in a moral panic about campus protesters and trans people, like all the other right-wingers. They didn't give a damn about Trump, he's their guy
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astounding to me how "make America great again" was referring to fascism and NOT classic refrigerators with lazy susan trays in them. Really missed the point with that slogan.
January 14, 2026 at 9:19 PM
astounding to me how "make America great again" was referring to fascism and NOT classic refrigerators with lazy susan trays in them. Really missed the point with that slogan.
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do you think frankenstein’s monster ever took an arm off so he could sleep more comfortably on his side
February 7, 2026 at 5:10 PM
do you think frankenstein’s monster ever took an arm off so he could sleep more comfortably on his side
Sex? lmao nah, we're on the INTERNET forming TRANSIENT and stressful PARASOCIAL RELATIONSHIPS
February 9, 2026 at 8:00 PM
Sex? lmao nah, we're on the INTERNET forming TRANSIENT and stressful PARASOCIAL RELATIONSHIPS
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Bad Bunny: “Together, we are America :)”
Conservatives:
Conservatives:
February 9, 2026 at 3:07 PM
Bad Bunny: “Together, we are America :)”
Conservatives:
Conservatives:
Power, pleasure, AND pain? hell yeah Seal is getting invited to my sex dungeon
February 9, 2026 at 5:22 PM
Power, pleasure, AND pain? hell yeah Seal is getting invited to my sex dungeon
February 9, 2026 at 3:13 PM
It's just like I always say: Write drunk, edit drunk. Send manuscript to publishers drunk. Observe career as an author collapse drunk.
February 9, 2026 at 2:00 PM
It's just like I always say: Write drunk, edit drunk. Send manuscript to publishers drunk. Observe career as an author collapse drunk.
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what do you mean the leader of your country will sometimes "resign" just because there's "a scandal"
February 9, 2026 at 12:59 PM
what do you mean the leader of your country will sometimes "resign" just because there's "a scandal"
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I live in a military town in North Carolina and there’s one main intersection where small protests occasionally gather. In the past it’s always been pro-life people with big Bible verses and such, but yesterday it was a group with anti-fascist and anti-ICE signs. Seems like a hell of a vibe shift!
February 9, 2026 at 12:42 PM
I live in a military town in North Carolina and there’s one main intersection where small protests occasionally gather. In the past it’s always been pro-life people with big Bible verses and such, but yesterday it was a group with anti-fascist and anti-ICE signs. Seems like a hell of a vibe shift!
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Releasing my pheromones like venom
February 7, 2026 at 9:22 PM
Releasing my pheromones like venom
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Literally said to my wife, "I mean, we've seen it, but just like last year, we're gonna have to wait for someone to break down all the references we didn't get, and then we can watch it again with all the context."
Next time somebody tries to get me to justify the existence of the humanities, I’ll just point out how for the past two Super Bowls we’ve all jumped online and engaged in collective semiotics and hermeneutics of the half-time show as text.
February 9, 2026 at 3:48 AM
Literally said to my wife, "I mean, we've seen it, but just like last year, we're gonna have to wait for someone to break down all the references we didn't get, and then we can watch it again with all the context."
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anyone: love is good :) we should all be friends :)
republicans: why the fuck is this guy attacking me
republicans: why the fuck is this guy attacking me
February 9, 2026 at 4:00 AM
anyone: love is good :) we should all be friends :)
republicans: why the fuck is this guy attacking me
republicans: why the fuck is this guy attacking me