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Got an announcement for y'all. My newest book Unbelievable History: Completely Debunked Edition is now available to buy!
If you like history jokes that lean a bit more on the silly end, this is for you.
If you like history jokes that lean a bit more on the silly end, this is for you.
Hey, is what you posted Al?
I just ask cause the style is really generic and soulless. If you made it though, I think it's great you're trying new things even if you're really bad at them
I just ask cause the style is really generic and soulless. If you made it though, I think it's great you're trying new things even if you're really bad at them
December 26, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Hey, is what you posted Al?
I just ask cause the style is really generic and soulless. If you made it though, I think it's great you're trying new things even if you're really bad at them
I just ask cause the style is really generic and soulless. If you made it though, I think it's great you're trying new things even if you're really bad at them
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"Good luck figuring out what this game is about by the cover, asshole"
(Please submit more candidates in comments)
(Please submit more candidates in comments)
December 26, 2025 at 4:03 PM
"Good luck figuring out what this game is about by the cover, asshole"
(Please submit more candidates in comments)
(Please submit more candidates in comments)
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my brain: bobson dugnut
my brain: bobson dugnut
my brain: bobson dugnut
me: alright little guy
my brain: bobson dugnut
my brain: bobson dugnut
my brain: bobson dugnut
me: alright little guy
my brain: bobson dugnut
December 26, 2025 at 4:18 PM
my brain: bobson dugnut
my brain: bobson dugnut
my brain: bobson dugnut
me: alright little guy
my brain: bobson dugnut
my brain: bobson dugnut
my brain: bobson dugnut
me: alright little guy
my brain: bobson dugnut
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your mission, should you choose to accept it: mock billionaires until they wither into the dust of their own shame and then mock the dust
December 26, 2025 at 4:19 PM
your mission, should you choose to accept it: mock billionaires until they wither into the dust of their own shame and then mock the dust
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sometimes i look around at the world today and wish ronald reagan were alive again
(pounding at the lid of his coffin, terrified at the dark and crying for help, the air is getting thin)
(pounding at the lid of his coffin, terrified at the dark and crying for help, the air is getting thin)
December 26, 2025 at 4:24 PM
sometimes i look around at the world today and wish ronald reagan were alive again
(pounding at the lid of his coffin, terrified at the dark and crying for help, the air is getting thin)
(pounding at the lid of his coffin, terrified at the dark and crying for help, the air is getting thin)
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"is mortal kombat an eroguro game" - the greatest thread in the history of forums, locked by a moderator after 12,239 pages of heated debate,
December 26, 2025 at 3:08 PM
"is mortal kombat an eroguro game" - the greatest thread in the history of forums, locked by a moderator after 12,239 pages of heated debate,
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gentle reminder
you can always be put in the bird tube without warning
you can always be put in the bird tube without warning
November 25, 2024 at 5:07 PM
gentle reminder
you can always be put in the bird tube without warning
you can always be put in the bird tube without warning
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thinking about setting the roomba free for the holidays, just opening the door and letting it go (in case its new years resolution is to kill)
December 24, 2025 at 8:00 PM
thinking about setting the roomba free for the holidays, just opening the door and letting it go (in case its new years resolution is to kill)
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the masculine urge to frolic in the meadows
December 26, 2025 at 3:27 PM
the masculine urge to frolic in the meadows
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Me, unable to post a good joke for days: I am shadow banned
December 26, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Me, unable to post a good joke for days: I am shadow banned
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You can pretend to have your shit together if you want. They don’t really check
December 26, 2025 at 1:51 AM
You can pretend to have your shit together if you want. They don’t really check
An annoying thing if you're a fisherman is catching a fish that's too small.
An annoying thing if you're a fish is getting a hook stuck in your mouth.
An annoying thing if you're a fish is getting a hook stuck in your mouth.
December 26, 2025 at 1:50 PM
An annoying thing if you're a fisherman is catching a fish that's too small.
An annoying thing if you're a fish is getting a hook stuck in your mouth.
An annoying thing if you're a fish is getting a hook stuck in your mouth.
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To anyone I ever dated who said they found me too intimidating: check out the ruinous nothing I’ve made of my life and take comfort.
December 24, 2025 at 3:47 AM
To anyone I ever dated who said they found me too intimidating: check out the ruinous nothing I’ve made of my life and take comfort.
christmas decorations go up bit earlier each year so we can fight global warming by tricking the atmosphere into snowing early yes I am a scientist thank you
December 26, 2025 at 2:21 AM
christmas decorations go up bit earlier each year so we can fight global warming by tricking the atmosphere into snowing early yes I am a scientist thank you
Most people don't go into the sciences because they don't want to be associated with geologist knife fighting rings
December 26, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Most people don't go into the sciences because they don't want to be associated with geologist knife fighting rings
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my mom: [clearing her throat at the dinner table] i don’t know what sixty-seven means
December 25, 2025 at 10:49 PM
my mom: [clearing her throat at the dinner table] i don’t know what sixty-seven means
Unbelievable History: Completely Debunked Edition is now available on Barnes and Noble btw.
www.barnesandnoble.c...
www.barnesandnoble.c...
December 25, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Unbelievable History: Completely Debunked Edition is now available on Barnes and Noble btw.
www.barnesandnoble.c...
www.barnesandnoble.c...
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And Jesus Christ, who DID die (but he came back a bit later, it was a whole thing)
December 25, 2025 at 2:39 PM
And Jesus Christ, who DID die (but he came back a bit later, it was a whole thing)
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I think they make champagne bottles hard to open to ensure you're sober enough, but the joke's on them because I have a sword.
December 25, 2025 at 3:01 PM
I think they make champagne bottles hard to open to ensure you're sober enough, but the joke's on them because I have a sword.
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Is this how you do the TikToks? Would the kids over there like this sorta thing?
December 18, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Is this how you do the TikToks? Would the kids over there like this sorta thing?
Oh no his butt assplode
December 25, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Oh no his butt assplode
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now for the traditional eating of the christmas tree
December 25, 2025 at 4:01 PM
now for the traditional eating of the christmas tree
The first law of thermodynamics states that Tiny Tim is NOT destroyed, and can only be converted from one form to another
December 25, 2025 at 5:07 PM
The first law of thermodynamics states that Tiny Tim is NOT destroyed, and can only be converted from one form to another
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And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, was immortal. From the dawn of time we came; moving silently down through the centuries, living many secret lives, struggling to reach the time of the Gathering; when the few who remain will battle to the last.
And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, now has a machine gun. Ho. Ho. Ho.
And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, where the shadows lie, One Tim to rule them all, One Tim to find them, One Tim to bring them all, and in the darkness, bind them.
December 25, 2025 at 1:03 PM
And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, was immortal. From the dawn of time we came; moving silently down through the centuries, living many secret lives, struggling to reach the time of the Gathering; when the few who remain will battle to the last.