Eastcoastitnotes
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I am once again asking you to not fall for what is obviously a billionaire hatched plot to make us even MORE docile and defenseless
December 29, 2025 at 5:38 PM
I am once again asking you to not fall for what is obviously a billionaire hatched plot to make us even MORE docile and defenseless
Woke up to “trump orchestrated baby murder” today. It’s always something with this fuckin guy
December 29, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Woke up to “trump orchestrated baby murder” today. It’s always something with this fuckin guy
“Ai can help us learn so much” -the stupidest fucking person you’ve ever met
December 27, 2025 at 3:29 PM
“Ai can help us learn so much” -the stupidest fucking person you’ve ever met
The Beach Boys: “Let’s write a song about Santa Claus but make him small”
Me every Christmas: “oh fuck yeah turn up this banger”
Me every Christmas: “oh fuck yeah turn up this banger”
December 24, 2025 at 8:40 PM
The Beach Boys: “Let’s write a song about Santa Claus but make him small”
Me every Christmas: “oh fuck yeah turn up this banger”
Me every Christmas: “oh fuck yeah turn up this banger”
When we find the smoking gun in the files I don’t want to hear any of the republicans officials be like “i didn’t know” you’re evil ass is going straight to the goulash with him bitch
December 24, 2025 at 12:01 AM
When we find the smoking gun in the files I don’t want to hear any of the republicans officials be like “i didn’t know” you’re evil ass is going straight to the goulash with him bitch
Ooohhhhh yeeeaaahhh
December 22, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Ooohhhhh yeeeaaahhh
the other good news about jake paul getting his jaw broken is maybe he'll stfu for 5 minutes
December 22, 2025 at 5:00 PM
the other good news about jake paul getting his jaw broken is maybe he'll stfu for 5 minutes
So like…..bill clinton should DEFINITELY be in prison right?? (Like I know trump should he’s a convicted felon and definitely a pedophile) but like the clinton photos are craaaaazy bad
December 20, 2025 at 2:25 PM
So like…..bill clinton should DEFINITELY be in prison right?? (Like I know trump should he’s a convicted felon and definitely a pedophile) but like the clinton photos are craaaaazy bad
It is completely legal to hope that the president gets Final Destinationed in some hilarious way
December 18, 2025 at 6:40 PM
It is completely legal to hope that the president gets Final Destinationed in some hilarious way
(1/2) The moment someone says “the civil rights movement was a mistake” YOU are supposed to make the rational decision to dismiss that person entirely. You’re not supposed to say “okay but tell me more? What do you mean?” Like no you stupid fuck that is a objectively racist and evil thing to say.
December 18, 2025 at 5:06 PM
(1/2) The moment someone says “the civil rights movement was a mistake” YOU are supposed to make the rational decision to dismiss that person entirely. You’re not supposed to say “okay but tell me more? What do you mean?” Like no you stupid fuck that is a objectively racist and evil thing to say.
“Mix and a-mingle in the jinglin beat” is a crazy tough line to sing whoever wrote this (i assume frosty the snowman drunk off Hennessy) was spitting fire
December 17, 2025 at 10:38 PM
“Mix and a-mingle in the jinglin beat” is a crazy tough line to sing whoever wrote this (i assume frosty the snowman drunk off Hennessy) was spitting fire
Trump has been saying for years "Let's just go take the oil" it's not subtle like at all.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=dRpG...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=dRpG...
Trump: "Take the Oil" - a compilation
YouTube video by Harry Braun
www.youtube.com
December 17, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Trump has been saying for years "Let's just go take the oil" it's not subtle like at all.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=dRpG...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=dRpG...
When the lady I buy my breakfast from sees me I bet she probably thinks "there he is. there's that guy with the most amount of cat hair you can possibly fit on a coat."
December 17, 2025 at 2:31 PM
When the lady I buy my breakfast from sees me I bet she probably thinks "there he is. there's that guy with the most amount of cat hair you can possibly fit on a coat."
I’ve realized lately i’ve been googling way too many things and i’m not retaining any information. I don’t know how to fix this. I tried googling what to do but I don’t remember what it said.
December 17, 2025 at 12:51 PM
I’ve realized lately i’ve been googling way too many things and i’m not retaining any information. I don’t know how to fix this. I tried googling what to do but I don’t remember what it said.
Please don’t let jared leto ruin Skeletor like he does every other roll he’s ever been in ever??? Like why tf would he be in that movie??
December 17, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Please don’t let jared leto ruin Skeletor like he does every other roll he’s ever been in ever??? Like why tf would he be in that movie??
"LIBRALS HAVE TDS"
Hell yeah my dudes I love The Daily Show
Hell yeah my dudes I love The Daily Show
December 16, 2025 at 5:55 PM
"LIBRALS HAVE TDS"
Hell yeah my dudes I love The Daily Show
Hell yeah my dudes I love The Daily Show
Trump making jokes about Rob Reiner and his wife after they were fucking m u r d e r e d is one of the pettiest, sleaziest, absolute sack of shit moves I have ever seen. I do not want to hear anyone on the right complaining about charlie kirk jokes ever again.
December 15, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Trump making jokes about Rob Reiner and his wife after they were fucking m u r d e r e d is one of the pettiest, sleaziest, absolute sack of shit moves I have ever seen. I do not want to hear anyone on the right complaining about charlie kirk jokes ever again.
how is this anything but terrorism? "Do what we say or we'll take away your resources" like wtf
Republicans announce the entire state of Indiana will be defunded if they do not obey Trump by gerrymandering their state.
“Roads will not be paved. Guard bases will close. Major projects will stop.”
“Roads will not be paved. Guard bases will close. Major projects will stop.”
December 12, 2025 at 2:41 PM
how is this anything but terrorism? "Do what we say or we'll take away your resources" like wtf
The Supergirl trailer looks siiiiiiiiiiiiick
December 11, 2025 at 6:14 PM
The Supergirl trailer looks siiiiiiiiiiiiick
Reposted by Eastcoastitnotes
Daily reminder that anyone who grew up in NYC and has critical thinking skills has long known trump to be a con man and not even a very good one. You have to be one of the stupidest, easy to pickpocket, snake oil buying, just bought a time share ass suckers to actually believe anything he says.
December 9, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Daily reminder that anyone who grew up in NYC and has critical thinking skills has long known trump to be a con man and not even a very good one. You have to be one of the stupidest, easy to pickpocket, snake oil buying, just bought a time share ass suckers to actually believe anything he says.
Referring to it as an "E-guitar" near my guitarist just to feel something
December 8, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Referring to it as an "E-guitar" near my guitarist just to feel something