Ben Rosen
@benrosen.bsky.social
sir put on the glasses i just want to see something real quick
November 10, 2025 at 6:09 PM
sir put on the glasses i just want to see something real quick
you can see why fascism is so popular when the other option is The Loser Party That Loves Losing
November 10, 2025 at 12:49 AM
you can see why fascism is so popular when the other option is The Loser Party That Loves Losing
how beautiful that my faraway love and i are both looking up at the same pepsi logo
App State is currently doing a drone show but it’s just the Pepsi logo
November 7, 2025 at 3:11 AM
how beautiful that my faraway love and i are both looking up at the same pepsi logo
i had a sandwich thrown at me but the jury said it wasn't deadly. i should have told them my wife made it!
November 6, 2025 at 8:05 PM
i had a sandwich thrown at me but the jury said it wasn't deadly. i should have told them my wife made it!
cuomo should have thrown in the towel a long time ago, like after pinkerton
November 5, 2025 at 3:43 AM
cuomo should have thrown in the towel a long time ago, like after pinkerton
legally mamdani now gets to take sliwa’s hat
November 5, 2025 at 3:06 AM
legally mamdani now gets to take sliwa’s hat
sure cuomo lost but at least he was able to tell everyone that he is racist
November 5, 2025 at 2:25 AM
sure cuomo lost but at least he was able to tell everyone that he is racist
🚨I’VE SEEN ENOUGH:
Eddie Murphy isn’t simply portraying the titular Nutty Professor, but many of the Klumps as well
Eddie Murphy isn’t simply portraying the titular Nutty Professor, but many of the Klumps as well
November 5, 2025 at 1:32 AM
🚨I’VE SEEN ENOUGH:
Eddie Murphy isn’t simply portraying the titular Nutty Professor, but many of the Klumps as well
Eddie Murphy isn’t simply portraying the titular Nutty Professor, but many of the Klumps as well
the millionaires and billionaires give us tiny candy bars and tell us they’re fun! meanwhile they’re dining on bars sized for kings!
October 31, 2025 at 7:51 PM
the millionaires and billionaires give us tiny candy bars and tell us they’re fun! meanwhile they’re dining on bars sized for kings!
*guy in the spin doctors rubbing his temples* now the song makes no sense...
Breaking News: Andrew, the younger brother of King Charles III, is being stripped of his title as prince, Buckingham Palace said. nyti.ms/4oQeykJ
October 30, 2025 at 8:38 PM
*guy in the spin doctors rubbing his temples* now the song makes no sense...
if you want to start a headline “Boy Meets World star William Daniels, 98” you should actually start it “HE’S ALIVE AND ALSO Boy Meets World st
Boy Meets World star William Daniels, 98, blasts Trump over White House teardown
Boy Meets World star William Daniels, 98, blasts Trump over White House teardown
Boy Meets World star William Daniels, 98, blasts Trump over White House teardown
www.independent.co.uk
October 30, 2025 at 4:39 AM
if you want to start a headline “Boy Meets World star William Daniels, 98” you should actually start it “HE’S ALIVE AND ALSO Boy Meets World st
drake turning off the game as it gets to 18
October 28, 2025 at 6:30 AM
drake turning off the game as it gets to 18
I go to my wife, I say “what do you think about this ballroom” she says “they don’t take up too much room but they smell terrible”
October 26, 2025 at 3:19 PM
I go to my wife, I say “what do you think about this ballroom” she says “they don’t take up too much room but they smell terrible”
social media manager: so the video is called "springsteen: deliver me from erowhon" and basically you drive around bringing smoothies to ubereats customers to promote the movie
springsteen: i wrote jungleland
springsteen: i wrote jungleland
October 24, 2025 at 9:47 PM
social media manager: so the video is called "springsteen: deliver me from erowhon" and basically you drive around bringing smoothies to ubereats customers to promote the movie
springsteen: i wrote jungleland
springsteen: i wrote jungleland
sonic youth? do you mean tails?
October 23, 2025 at 10:39 PM
sonic youth? do you mean tails?
reporter: i see you’ve covered up a tattoo. what did that used to be?
me, remembering my imagine dragons tattoo: uhhh nazi stuff
me, remembering my imagine dragons tattoo: uhhh nazi stuff
October 22, 2025 at 10:20 PM
reporter: i see you’ve covered up a tattoo. what did that used to be?
me, remembering my imagine dragons tattoo: uhhh nazi stuff
me, remembering my imagine dragons tattoo: uhhh nazi stuff
candidate: good news, i covered up my swastika tattoo by turning it into four small boxes
campaign manager: and what did you put in the boxes
candidate:
campaign manager:
candidate:
campaign manager:
candidate:
campaign manager: was it four-
candidate: it was four hitlers
campaign manager: and what did you put in the boxes
candidate:
campaign manager:
candidate:
campaign manager:
candidate:
campaign manager: was it four-
candidate: it was four hitlers
October 22, 2025 at 7:46 PM
candidate: good news, i covered up my swastika tattoo by turning it into four small boxes
campaign manager: and what did you put in the boxes
candidate:
campaign manager:
candidate:
campaign manager:
candidate:
campaign manager: was it four-
candidate: it was four hitlers
campaign manager: and what did you put in the boxes
candidate:
campaign manager:
candidate:
campaign manager:
candidate:
campaign manager: was it four-
candidate: it was four hitlers
*after people discover my hidden “I love racism” tattoo* ok so i guess now it’s illegal to support a local business?
October 22, 2025 at 3:07 AM
*after people discover my hidden “I love racism” tattoo* ok so i guess now it’s illegal to support a local business?
republicans: it’s inappropriate to call your political opponents nazis
republicans in group chats: hey guys jim “the nazi” hitler here and yes i do have the mustache
republicans in group chats: hey guys jim “the nazi” hitler here and yes i do have the mustache
October 21, 2025 at 2:19 AM
republicans: it’s inappropriate to call your political opponents nazis
republicans in group chats: hey guys jim “the nazi” hitler here and yes i do have the mustache
republicans in group chats: hey guys jim “the nazi” hitler here and yes i do have the mustache
one side wants no kings, the other side wants kings. can’t we just find a common sense bipartisan solution like one king
October 18, 2025 at 6:35 PM
one side wants no kings, the other side wants kings. can’t we just find a common sense bipartisan solution like one king
statler: i heard she wrote “wood” about his penis
waldorf: yeah and “cancelled!” about his playoff plans ha ha ha ha
waldorf: yeah and “cancelled!” about his playoff plans ha ha ha ha
October 7, 2025 at 3:41 AM
statler: i heard she wrote “wood” about his penis
waldorf: yeah and “cancelled!” about his playoff plans ha ha ha ha
waldorf: yeah and “cancelled!” about his playoff plans ha ha ha ha
my wife’s a singer just like taylor swift. yeah she wrote “wood” and my wife wrote “twig”
October 5, 2025 at 3:38 AM
my wife’s a singer just like taylor swift. yeah she wrote “wood” and my wife wrote “twig”
and to our enemies: FAFO
Fiona
Apple's
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Olt cutters
Fiona
Apple's
Fetch the b
Olt cutters
September 30, 2025 at 4:41 PM
and to our enemies: FAFO
Fiona
Apple's
Fetch the b
Olt cutters
Fiona
Apple's
Fetch the b
Olt cutters
incredible to watch a movie in this moment about white supremacy, fascism, the surveillance state, racism and what happens when gabbys dollhouse gets stolen
September 26, 2025 at 10:34 PM
incredible to watch a movie in this moment about white supremacy, fascism, the surveillance state, racism and what happens when gabbys dollhouse gets stolen