Ben Rosen
@benrosen.bsky.social
was visited by three ghosts last night who said i’m making great choices and to basically keep doing what i’m doing
December 25, 2025 at 4:38 PM
was visited by three ghosts last night who said i’m making great choices and to basically keep doing what i’m doing
I was born in 1601. I am a vampire. And for that reason I’m out.
December 23, 2025 at 4:13 AM
I was born in 1601. I am a vampire. And for that reason I’m out.
is there any better feeling than when the scissors just effortlessly glide along as you’re starting a c-section
December 23, 2025 at 2:19 AM
is there any better feeling than when the scissors just effortlessly glide along as you’re starting a c-section
the songwriter who figured out holly rhymes with jolly: oh my god. oh my GOD
December 21, 2025 at 1:35 AM
the songwriter who figured out holly rhymes with jolly: oh my god. oh my GOD
does anyone know who they redacted here
December 20, 2025 at 2:26 AM
does anyone know who they redacted here
scrooge: you there boy! what day is today?
boy: why it's disclosure day!
scrooge: *unnerving clicking noises*
boy: why it's disclosure day!
scrooge: *unnerving clicking noises*
First trailer for Steven Spielberg’s Disclosure Day 👀
In theaters on June 12, 2026.
In theaters on June 12, 2026.
December 16, 2025 at 5:07 PM
scrooge: you there boy! what day is today?
boy: why it's disclosure day!
scrooge: *unnerving clicking noises*
boy: why it's disclosure day!
scrooge: *unnerving clicking noises*
askjeeves ceo: if you don't use askjeeves your family will die
December 9, 2025 at 6:20 PM
askjeeves ceo: if you don't use askjeeves your family will die
why wasn’t yukon cornelius in more movies? were there allegations
December 9, 2025 at 3:33 AM
why wasn’t yukon cornelius in more movies? were there allegations
*sarah connor narration* cyber monday
December 1, 2025 at 6:01 PM
*sarah connor narration* cyber monday
118 minute movie: quick, easy, maybe i will watch a second movie after
135 minute movie: when will i EVER in my LIFE have the time
135 minute movie: when will i EVER in my LIFE have the time
November 29, 2025 at 4:33 AM
118 minute movie: quick, easy, maybe i will watch a second movie after
135 minute movie: when will i EVER in my LIFE have the time
135 minute movie: when will i EVER in my LIFE have the time
FROM: reporter@nytimes.com
TO: epstein@pedophile.com
SUBJECT: re: can you print these pictures of donald trump with underage women
hello jeffrey my friend. no for some reason
TO: epstein@pedophile.com
SUBJECT: re: can you print these pictures of donald trump with underage women
hello jeffrey my friend. no for some reason
November 12, 2025 at 10:33 PM
FROM: reporter@nytimes.com
TO: epstein@pedophile.com
SUBJECT: re: can you print these pictures of donald trump with underage women
hello jeffrey my friend. no for some reason
TO: epstein@pedophile.com
SUBJECT: re: can you print these pictures of donald trump with underage women
hello jeffrey my friend. no for some reason
sir put on the glasses i just want to see something real quick
November 10, 2025 at 6:09 PM
sir put on the glasses i just want to see something real quick
you can see why fascism is so popular when the other option is The Loser Party That Loves Losing
November 10, 2025 at 12:49 AM
you can see why fascism is so popular when the other option is The Loser Party That Loves Losing
how beautiful that my faraway love and i are both looking up at the same pepsi logo
App State is currently doing a drone show but it’s just the Pepsi logo
November 7, 2025 at 3:11 AM
how beautiful that my faraway love and i are both looking up at the same pepsi logo
i had a sandwich thrown at me but the jury said it wasn't deadly. i should have told them my wife made it!
November 6, 2025 at 8:05 PM
i had a sandwich thrown at me but the jury said it wasn't deadly. i should have told them my wife made it!
cuomo should have thrown in the towel a long time ago, like after pinkerton
November 5, 2025 at 3:43 AM
cuomo should have thrown in the towel a long time ago, like after pinkerton
legally mamdani now gets to take sliwa’s hat
November 5, 2025 at 3:06 AM
legally mamdani now gets to take sliwa’s hat
sure cuomo lost but at least he was able to tell everyone that he is racist
November 5, 2025 at 2:25 AM
sure cuomo lost but at least he was able to tell everyone that he is racist
🚨I’VE SEEN ENOUGH:
Eddie Murphy isn’t simply portraying the titular Nutty Professor, but many of the Klumps as well
Eddie Murphy isn’t simply portraying the titular Nutty Professor, but many of the Klumps as well
November 5, 2025 at 1:32 AM
🚨I’VE SEEN ENOUGH:
Eddie Murphy isn’t simply portraying the titular Nutty Professor, but many of the Klumps as well
Eddie Murphy isn’t simply portraying the titular Nutty Professor, but many of the Klumps as well
the millionaires and billionaires give us tiny candy bars and tell us they’re fun! meanwhile they’re dining on bars sized for kings!
October 31, 2025 at 7:51 PM
the millionaires and billionaires give us tiny candy bars and tell us they’re fun! meanwhile they’re dining on bars sized for kings!
*guy in the spin doctors rubbing his temples* now the song makes no sense...
Breaking News: Andrew, the younger brother of King Charles III, is being stripped of his title as prince, Buckingham Palace said. nyti.ms/4oQeykJ
October 30, 2025 at 8:38 PM
*guy in the spin doctors rubbing his temples* now the song makes no sense...
if you want to start a headline “Boy Meets World star William Daniels, 98” you should actually start it “HE’S ALIVE AND ALSO Boy Meets World st
Boy Meets World star William Daniels, 98, blasts Trump over White House teardown
Boy Meets World star William Daniels, 98, blasts Trump over White House teardown
Boy Meets World star William Daniels, 98, blasts Trump over White House teardown
www.independent.co.uk
October 30, 2025 at 4:39 AM
if you want to start a headline “Boy Meets World star William Daniels, 98” you should actually start it “HE’S ALIVE AND ALSO Boy Meets World st
drake turning off the game as it gets to 18
October 28, 2025 at 6:30 AM
drake turning off the game as it gets to 18