Ben Rosen
@benrosen.bsky.social
sir put on the glasses i just want to see something real quick
November 10, 2025 at 6:09 PM
sir put on the glasses i just want to see something real quick
i had a sandwich thrown at me but the jury said it wasn't deadly. i should have told them my wife made it!
November 6, 2025 at 8:05 PM
i had a sandwich thrown at me but the jury said it wasn't deadly. i should have told them my wife made it!
the millionaires and billionaires give us tiny candy bars and tell us they’re fun! meanwhile they’re dining on bars sized for kings!
October 31, 2025 at 7:51 PM
the millionaires and billionaires give us tiny candy bars and tell us they’re fun! meanwhile they’re dining on bars sized for kings!
I go to my wife, I say “what do you think about this ballroom” she says “they don’t take up too much room but they smell terrible”
October 26, 2025 at 3:19 PM
I go to my wife, I say “what do you think about this ballroom” she says “they don’t take up too much room but they smell terrible”
my wife’s a singer just like taylor swift. yeah she wrote “wood” and my wife wrote “twig”
October 5, 2025 at 3:38 AM
my wife’s a singer just like taylor swift. yeah she wrote “wood” and my wife wrote “twig”
literally nothing about trump. makes you think…
September 10, 2025 at 3:34 AM
literally nothing about trump. makes you think…
weapons but when julia garner wakes up from her dream and looks up at the ceiling she sees this
August 15, 2025 at 11:51 PM
weapons but when julia garner wakes up from her dream and looks up at the ceiling she sees this
oh you think this is roku city, zohran? you see any big ferris wheels? giant robots? no this is new york city, the home of chase bank
August 9, 2025 at 10:47 PM
oh you think this is roku city, zohran? you see any big ferris wheels? giant robots? no this is new york city, the home of chase bank
*after getting my head punched clean off my neck in the first round* ah but now it’s round two
August 8, 2025 at 10:45 PM
*after getting my head punched clean off my neck in the first round* ah but now it’s round two
they say it’s the most beautiful 9 word sentence in the english language
July 23, 2025 at 4:48 PM
they say it’s the most beautiful 9 word sentence in the english language
jeff epstein? the enigma who loves his birthday?
July 18, 2025 at 3:20 AM
jeff epstein? the enigma who loves his birthday?
new six word dystopian fiction just dropped
July 7, 2025 at 4:24 PM
new six word dystopian fiction just dropped
you know, my marriage is a lot like F1. yeah if i’m lucky we F1 time a year
July 2, 2025 at 4:59 AM
you know, my marriage is a lot like F1. yeah if i’m lucky we F1 time a year
ok but we don’t need to give him the decorative number
July 1, 2025 at 2:51 AM
ok but we don’t need to give him the decorative number
the problem with trump’s parade is nobody came. yeah same as my wedding night
June 14, 2025 at 11:46 PM
the problem with trump’s parade is nobody came. yeah same as my wedding night
![George Bluth saying "I GOT THE WORST [BLEEP] OPPOSITION PARTY"](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:hkd5nojwm4lrhsxynfnucl3a/bafkreigmv5rft6rx3bqfhbi45g5tq6xljwkiov7hfqeheemnqfysqhvqru@jpeg)
"you have broken the high table's most sacred rule!"
June 3, 2025 at 10:52 PM
"you have broken the high table's most sacred rule!"
this is basically the best way a book can start
May 2, 2025 at 3:54 AM
this is basically the best way a book can start
blue monday is one of my favorite songs but this is not ok
April 28, 2025 at 4:35 PM
blue monday is one of my favorite songs but this is not ok
JD VANCE: hi i’m jd vance
THE POPE:
THE POPE:
April 21, 2025 at 3:19 PM
JD VANCE: hi i’m jd vance
THE POPE:
THE POPE:
