The Joe Gross
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Goodness, this goes hard
February 14, 2026 at 3:23 AM
Goodness, this goes hard
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You may laugh, but the Macbeths are a much better role model for a marriage than Romeo and Juliet. They discuss their problems (killing the king of Scotland), share their hobbies (killing the king of Scotland), and resolve their conflicts (by killing the king of Scotland).
February 13, 2026 at 5:09 PM
You may laugh, but the Macbeths are a much better role model for a marriage than Romeo and Juliet. They discuss their problems (killing the king of Scotland), share their hobbies (killing the king of Scotland), and resolve their conflicts (by killing the king of Scotland).
Second really fun episode in a row for STARFLEET ACADEMY . Paul Giamatti is devouring the scenery, there are weird af storytelling choices, Holly Hunter still abhors sitting in a chair the “right” way, a cool kid died, we got off-brand Reavers and someone pulled a Jean Grey.
February 14, 2026 at 1:31 AM
Second really fun episode in a row for STARFLEET ACADEMY . Paul Giamatti is devouring the scenery, there are weird af storytelling choices, Holly Hunter still abhors sitting in a chair the “right” way, a cool kid died, we got off-brand Reavers and someone pulled a Jean Grey.
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This is a breathtaking article about the complete clown show at DHS being overseen by Kristi Noem and Corey Lewandowski (gift link)
A Pilot Fired Over Kristi Noem’s Missing Blanket and the Constant Chaos Inside DHS
Secretary faces fire for confrontational immigration crackdown and self-promotional style; White House to wind down Minnesota operations.
www.wsj.com
February 13, 2026 at 3:55 PM
This is a breathtaking article about the complete clown show at DHS being overseen by Kristi Noem and Corey Lewandowski (gift link)
Hey, Starfleet Academy has its own Reavers. Hell yeah.
February 14, 2026 at 12:36 AM
Hey, Starfleet Academy has its own Reavers. Hell yeah.
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“You’re gonna get in trouble for that.”
“OK.”
Perfect reply. No peace for fascists.
“OK.”
Perfect reply. No peace for fascists.
February 14, 2026 at 12:25 AM
“You’re gonna get in trouble for that.”
“OK.”
Perfect reply. No peace for fascists.
“OK.”
Perfect reply. No peace for fascists.
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I somehow think the loneliness epidemic is gonna skip this king
February 14, 2026 at 12:06 AM
I somehow think the loneliness epidemic is gonna skip this king
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"you're gonna get in trouble for that"
*stone-faced*
"okay"
goddamn son
*stone-faced*
"okay"
goddamn son
February 13, 2026 at 10:55 PM
"you're gonna get in trouble for that"
*stone-faced*
"okay"
goddamn son
*stone-faced*
"okay"
goddamn son
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If you are in a band, this kid is permanent guest list. Are we agreed on this? We'd best be.
February 14, 2026 at 12:04 AM
If you are in a band, this kid is permanent guest list. Are we agreed on this? We'd best be.
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Chadwick Boseman and James van der Beek both died in their 40s of an illness that's treatable if a colonoscopy catches it but almost no insurer covers them for people under 45, this is what Engels meant by "social murder"
February 12, 2026 at 7:08 PM
Chadwick Boseman and James van der Beek both died in their 40s of an illness that's treatable if a colonoscopy catches it but almost no insurer covers them for people under 45, this is what Engels meant by "social murder"
I have not been much of a jeopardy viewer in the Ken Jennings era, but this is one of the coolest things I have ever seen in Something like 40 years of watching that show on and off
nobody posted the clip anywhere so i went and dug the whole episode up
February 13, 2026 at 5:52 AM
I have not been much of a jeopardy viewer in the Ken Jennings era, but this is one of the coolest things I have ever seen in Something like 40 years of watching that show on and off
Holy shit
I was trying to figure out who Pam Bondi reminded me of during her congressional testimony and then it hit me
February 13, 2026 at 5:29 AM
Holy shit
This goes so hard and I made this mistake of watching it at night and now I am not longer sleepy
Palestinian Uncles doing freestyle poetry battles coming with some of the hardest lines I’ve heard in a long time.
February 13, 2026 at 5:15 AM
This goes so hard and I made this mistake of watching it at night and now I am not longer sleepy
I’m not going to buy this, but the “complete score to co-op” just shifted this into the must buy for a bunch of people I know
Big news for DOCUMENTARY NOW! fans: There's a coffee table book coming out in May, and I wrote the introduction! You can order signed (by me!) copies at the link below. Written by Seth Meyers + cast and crew. It runs 600 pages and includes the complete score to CO-OP. mzs.press/PRE-ORDER-SI...
PRE-ORDER SIGNED Documentary Now!: Fourth Edition (Revised and Expanded) Seth Meyers, Documentary Now!, with Matt Zoller Seitz (Intro)(Hardcover, NEW)
McSweeney's and Broadway Video present the official nearly-600-page comprehensive companion book to IFC's Documentary Now! , including new writing by Seth Meyers , a foreword by Pulitzer Prize-finalis...
mzs.press
February 13, 2026 at 5:11 AM
I’m not going to buy this, but the “complete score to co-op” just shifted this into the must buy for a bunch of people I know
Industry, HBO’s answer to the TV question: How awful can we make all of the characters before the show breaks?
February 13, 2026 at 4:36 AM
Industry, HBO’s answer to the TV question: How awful can we make all of the characters before the show breaks?
I have at least two friends who have died from adult-onset schizophrenia.
It is one of the most complicated, awful things in the world.
THE PITT corrects/supplements a famous performance in ER the depicted a violent schizophrenic who commits murder. This depiction looks far wiser.
It is one of the most complicated, awful things in the world.
THE PITT corrects/supplements a famous performance in ER the depicted a violent schizophrenic who commits murder. This depiction looks far wiser.
February 13, 2026 at 4:13 AM
I have at least two friends who have died from adult-onset schizophrenia.
It is one of the most complicated, awful things in the world.
THE PITT corrects/supplements a famous performance in ER the depicted a violent schizophrenic who commits murder. This depiction looks far wiser.
It is one of the most complicated, awful things in the world.
THE PITT corrects/supplements a famous performance in ER the depicted a violent schizophrenic who commits murder. This depiction looks far wiser.
This show is such a comical combination of very subtle performances welded onto some old school tv tricks.
Biker guy on The Pitt: “Four wheels moves the body but two wheels moves the *soul.* You’re gonna be in *heaven.* The trip sounds to *die* for.”
Dr. Robby: “Yes I think I will live a long time.”
Dr. Robby: “Yes I think I will live a long time.”
February 13, 2026 at 4:08 AM
This show is such a comical combination of very subtle performances welded onto some old school tv tricks.
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the pitt: hm i wonder what will happen to beloved Dr Robby
the pitt: motorcycle 𝒎𝒐𝒕𝒐𝒓𝒄𝒚𝒄𝒍𝒆 ᴍᴏᴛᴏʀᴄʏᴄʟᴇ ᵐᵒᵗᵒʳᶜʸᶜˡᵉ MOTORCYCLE 𝘮𝘰𝘵𝘰𝘳𝘤𝘺𝘤𝘭𝘦
the pitt: motorcycle 𝒎𝒐𝒕𝒐𝒓𝒄𝒚𝒄𝒍𝒆 ᴍᴏᴛᴏʀᴄʏᴄʟᴇ ᵐᵒᵗᵒʳᶜʸᶜˡᵉ MOTORCYCLE 𝘮𝘰𝘵𝘰𝘳𝘤𝘺𝘤𝘭𝘦
February 13, 2026 at 2:51 AM
the pitt: hm i wonder what will happen to beloved Dr Robby
the pitt: motorcycle 𝒎𝒐𝒕𝒐𝒓𝒄𝒚𝒄𝒍𝒆 ᴍᴏᴛᴏʀᴄʏᴄʟᴇ ᵐᵒᵗᵒʳᶜʸᶜˡᵉ MOTORCYCLE 𝘮𝘰𝘵𝘰𝘳𝘤𝘺𝘤𝘭𝘦
the pitt: motorcycle 𝒎𝒐𝒕𝒐𝒓𝒄𝒚𝒄𝒍𝒆 ᴍᴏᴛᴏʀᴄʏᴄʟᴇ ᵐᵒᵗᵒʳᶜʸᶜˡᵉ MOTORCYCLE 𝘮𝘰𝘵𝘰𝘳𝘤𝘺𝘤𝘭𝘦
Ok, we are laying it on a tad thick for Louie but oh Wtle directed this one hah ok that makes sense.
February 13, 2026 at 4:01 AM
Ok, we are laying it on a tad thick for Louie but oh Wtle directed this one hah ok that makes sense.
Is the blonde doc hitting on the badass nurse?
February 13, 2026 at 3:56 AM
Is the blonde doc hitting on the badass nurse?
Dana bonding with the CO is some next level shit
February 13, 2026 at 3:55 AM
Dana bonding with the CO is some next level shit
Dr. Al-Hashimi’s got that PMA
a man in a white shirt is standing in front of a crowd of people
ALT: a man in a white shirt is standing in front of a crowd of people
media.tenor.com
February 13, 2026 at 3:53 AM
Dr. Al-Hashimi’s got that PMA
Robby, he got tuned up by COs!
February 13, 2026 at 3:52 AM
Robby, he got tuned up by COs!
This would be funny if it wasn’t horrific and disgraceful and embarrassed to be an American rn, you craven fucks.
CBP officer faces federal charges over allegations he harbored an unauthorized immigrant who was also his girlfriend and niece.
CBP officer faces federal charges over allegations he harbored an unauthorized immigrant who was also his girlfriend and niece
The Justice Department alleges that CBP officer and supervisor Andres Wilkinson had been living in Laredo, Texas, with a woman who had overstayed her visa and is now in the U.S. illegally.
cbsn.ws
February 13, 2026 at 3:35 AM
This would be funny if it wasn’t horrific and disgraceful and embarrassed to be an American rn, you craven fucks.