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I can handle things. I’m smart — not like everybody says.
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and so soon after the tragic loss of Stop N Shop founder Stoppard Nathaniel Shop
Stephen Sheetz, who helped transform a family business from a single convenience store in Altoona, Pennsylvania, into a ubiquitous chain with fierce brand loyalties, popular for its coffee, made-to-order food and cheap gasoline, has died at 77.
Steve Sheetz, Who Popularized Convenience Stores as a C.E.O., Dies at 77
Sheetz, a family-owned company that started with a single convenience store in Altoona, Pa., has more than 800 locations in seven states.
nyti.ms
January 6, 2026 at 2:53 AM
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"what do you expect dems, who have NO POWER, to do???" and then they do this 8 times a month
On the first day back following the kidnapping of Venezuelan president Nicolas Maduro & first lady Cilia Flores, 6 Senate Democrats vote yea to confirm Keith Bass as an Assistant Secretary of Defense by a vote of 50-35.
January 5, 2026 at 11:55 PM
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what the fuck is a bingo list
go outside
January 5, 2026 at 8:08 PM
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I don't want to kinkshame (I am lying, I want to kinkshame putting hooters on the Animal Crossing dog) but if you have a comical sex hangup and you also intend to be very public with it, please develop a thick enough skin that you don't utterly melt down over "why though"
January 5, 2026 at 7:36 PM
I hope he keeps acting and stops making music
Discussions of the careers Stranger Things did and didn't kickstart haven't had enough about how fucking good Joe Keery was on Fargo IMO
January 5, 2026 at 9:21 PM
I love walking around Greenwich Village bc it’s full of historic buildings and Midwest basics
January 5, 2026 at 5:32 PM
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On his deathbed Scott Adams has received the light of Islam and unhesitatingly recited the Shahada. Soon he will look down on the Ummah from the gardens of Jannah. Truly there is no god but Allah, and Mohammad is his prophet!
January 5, 2026 at 5:09 PM
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January 5, 2026 at 1:38 PM
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This is the shit I’m here for on Bluesky dot com.
January 4, 2026 at 9:16 PM
23 episodes of Lost a year is a bad thing actually
at the end of the broadcast era, we were pumping out 23 eps of Lost a year and now we can't get the second season of Heated Rivals, which has like 10 cast members, six locations, and no effects, until 2027. we must do better.
January 5, 2026 at 2:57 AM
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January 5, 2026 at 1:59 AM
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Our Indigenous Advisory Panel often notes notes that in Pocahontas (1995), Chief Powhatan was Wahunsenacock, leader of a confederacy, not a single tribal chief, and that Pocahontas wasn't his daughter.

They also note that in this scene, John Smith is 27 and Pocahontas is 11.
January 4, 2026 at 9:57 PM
Neil Breen ass response
President Trump’s actions today with Venezuela raise more questions than answers. Is America going to be involved in running and stabilizing Venezuela? Today's actions raise many questions about the stability of the region and our policy towards South America.
January 4, 2026 at 10:01 PM
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pete hegseth creeping thru mar-a-lago flipping over the m’s in all the signage so they say war-a-lago, muttering “he’ll love me more after this”
January 4, 2026 at 4:23 AM
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January 3, 2026 at 6:54 PM
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The "no worries if not!" opposition party.
January 3, 2026 at 10:05 PM
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January 3, 2026 at 7:32 AM
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hey remember when a bunch of middle-aged drunk korean lawmakers climbed the locked gates to the national assembly to hold an emergency session after the president gave illegal orders to the military, all of which ended with said president being sentenced to prison
January 3, 2026 at 7:02 AM
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January 3, 2026 at 2:18 PM
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Everything going well.
January 3, 2026 at 10:58 AM
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important 👇
As news breaks please be mindful of how you post. Remember:
- the government would never lie to you
- double check all sources with your chiropractor/astrologist
- every tiktok is real
January 3, 2026 at 8:58 AM
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Wow today is going to be weeks long
January 3, 2026 at 10:14 AM
UHF
January 3, 2026 at 2:08 AM
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January 1, 2026 at 11:58 PM
Things I’ve learned in the past 24 hours:

- Keith Sweat’s real name is really Keith Sweat

- Elevenses and second breakfast are real snack/meal times, not just cute Tolkienisms
January 2, 2026 at 12:16 AM