There's Magic In The Air Budd Dwyer
@airbudddwyer.bsky.social
professional dad. sometimes artist.
there's several things in the rules about conspiracy, accepting bribes, racketeering, mail fraud, and perjury but there's nothing that says a dog can't be treasurer.
there's several things in the rules about conspiracy, accepting bribes, racketeering, mail fraud, and perjury but there's nothing that says a dog can't be treasurer.
at a nature center where they have put little festive hats on the taxidermied display animals and I want this level of dignity when I die
November 28, 2025 at 3:50 PM
at a nature center where they have put little festive hats on the taxidermied display animals and I want this level of dignity when I die
super funny that you still regularly see journalists talk about how they gotta stay on Twitter because that's where the Discourse is but literally nobody uses the president's personal MySpace
Incredibly funny how much political discussion is driven by the four things at the bottom while everyone else is getting cooked on Facebook looking at pictures of AI Eminem opening nursing homes for crying veterans
November 28, 2025 at 2:53 PM
super funny that you still regularly see journalists talk about how they gotta stay on Twitter because that's where the Discourse is but literally nobody uses the president's personal MySpace
do you know how bad things must be for Johnson to even consider floating a lil trial balloon marked Sympathy, it must absolutely blow to be that guy and, frankly, lol, lmao, [professional wrestling audience chanting "you deserve it"]
November 28, 2025 at 2:50 PM
do you know how bad things must be for Johnson to even consider floating a lil trial balloon marked Sympathy, it must absolutely blow to be that guy and, frankly, lol, lmao, [professional wrestling audience chanting "you deserve it"]
showed the kids that British Family Feud clip where the guy answers "turkey?" three times running a week ago to guarantee that at least one of them would say it in a crummy English accent at Thanksgiving dinner today. playing the long game here
November 27, 2025 at 10:45 PM
showed the kids that British Family Feud clip where the guy answers "turkey?" three times running a week ago to guarantee that at least one of them would say it in a crummy English accent at Thanksgiving dinner today. playing the long game here
are there any polls on RFK, because I feel like he just sorta gets to Do Stuff and we all have to pretend that it's okay for some reason
November 27, 2025 at 9:47 PM
are there any polls on RFK, because I feel like he just sorta gets to Do Stuff and we all have to pretend that it's okay for some reason
still thinking about the commercial where John Travolta dressed as Santa sang a basically unmodified version of Greased Lightning where they didn't sit down and go "could we slightly rewrite this?" so there's just a couple beats of silence instead of hearing Santa say his sled will make chicks cream
November 27, 2025 at 5:33 PM
still thinking about the commercial where John Travolta dressed as Santa sang a basically unmodified version of Greased Lightning where they didn't sit down and go "could we slightly rewrite this?" so there's just a couple beats of silence instead of hearing Santa say his sled will make chicks cream
the Thanksgiving parade should have a countdown in the corner of the screen to Willem Dafoe flying by on a goblin glider every year
November 27, 2025 at 4:11 PM
the Thanksgiving parade should have a countdown in the corner of the screen to Willem Dafoe flying by on a goblin glider every year
the muscles spouts from Brussels sprouts
November 27, 2025 at 4:01 PM
the muscles spouts from Brussels sprouts
a documentary about the decline of country music entirely made of clips from Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parades
November 27, 2025 at 2:55 PM
a documentary about the decline of country music entirely made of clips from Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parades
whoever pitched the Hot Wheels ad campaign aimed entirely at parents that's like "race car tracks teach my kids how to FAIL BETTER, like ENGINEERS" is a genius. I just want to get my kid a gun that shoots cars and is shaped like a dinosaur but now I can pretend it isn't just rad in a vacuum
November 27, 2025 at 2:18 PM
whoever pitched the Hot Wheels ad campaign aimed entirely at parents that's like "race car tracks teach my kids how to FAIL BETTER, like ENGINEERS" is a genius. I just want to get my kid a gun that shoots cars and is shaped like a dinosaur but now I can pretend it isn't just rad in a vacuum
"the singing voices of the K Pop Demon Hunters" is maybe the wildest combination of words they've ever tried to hype on the Thanksgiving Day Parade
November 27, 2025 at 1:46 PM
"the singing voices of the K Pop Demon Hunters" is maybe the wildest combination of words they've ever tried to hype on the Thanksgiving Day Parade
yeah everyone involved in this is a character from a lower tier Poirot story, or a Columbo, but a Columbo from like 1992
Starting to just get bored of the Lizza Nuzzi RFK jr stuff because although it’s salacious it’s mostly just annoying awful people thinking they’re more fascinating than they actually are
November 26, 2025 at 11:31 PM
yeah everyone involved in this is a character from a lower tier Poirot story, or a Columbo, but a Columbo from like 1992
did Lizza sit on all this for eighteen months assuming he'd get a book deal, or what
November 26, 2025 at 11:01 PM
did Lizza sit on all this for eighteen months assuming he'd get a book deal, or what
"dad, remember when we installed that talking purple monkey to Windows and then eventually had to take the computer to a guy named Duane The Computer King to fix it? it's like that but in your car"
Politics, football and movies are among the many topics that tend to come up around Thanksgiving.
In 2025, a new question may arise at the table: Why the heck is everyone talking about AI, and what should I know about it? https://cnn.it/48i1z4p
In 2025, a new question may arise at the table: Why the heck is everyone talking about AI, and what should I know about it? https://cnn.it/48i1z4p
November 26, 2025 at 7:05 PM
"dad, remember when we installed that talking purple monkey to Windows and then eventually had to take the computer to a guy named Duane The Computer King to fix it? it's like that but in your car"
Christmas cards came in early for once
November 26, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Christmas cards came in early for once
3-6-9, damn you fine
hoping she can sock it to me one more time
get low, get low (get low), get low (get low), get low (get low)
to the window (to the window), to
hoping she can sock it to me one more time
get low, get low (get low), get low (get low), get low (get low)
to the window (to the window), to
November 26, 2025 at 4:52 PM
3-6-9, damn you fine
hoping she can sock it to me one more time
get low, get low (get low), get low (get low), get low (get low)
to the window (to the window), to
hoping she can sock it to me one more time
get low, get low (get low), get low (get low), get low (get low)
to the window (to the window), to
been going through my memory castle trying to pin down what the president looks like these days and have landed on the fart puppet from Farscape
November 26, 2025 at 3:32 PM
been going through my memory castle trying to pin down what the president looks like these days and have landed on the fart puppet from Farscape
the scene in JFK where Donald Sutherland explains his CIA/wartime economy theory is funny for a lot of reasons but Sutherland casually acting circles around Costner's I Am Doing An Accent ass is the thing that gets me the most
November 26, 2025 at 2:29 PM
the scene in JFK where Donald Sutherland explains his CIA/wartime economy theory is funny for a lot of reasons but Sutherland casually acting circles around Costner's I Am Doing An Accent ass is the thing that gets me the most
reading about the vice president and the pope and rolling the word "excommunication" around in my head to the tune of Wave Of Mutilation
November 26, 2025 at 1:06 PM
reading about the vice president and the pope and rolling the word "excommunication" around in my head to the tune of Wave Of Mutilation
I'm just gonna say it: pecan pie is the worst Star Wars movie
November 25, 2025 at 10:56 PM
I'm just gonna say it: pecan pie is the worst Star Wars movie
THE GREAT GAZOO: you should start an assassination service, dum-dum
idk man, something about Assassin’s Creed’s whole vibe makes it a poor choice for Famous Cartoon IP Guest Star stuff.
November 25, 2025 at 10:51 PM
THE GREAT GAZOO: you should start an assassination service, dum-dum
I haven't had a glass of milk or forgotten where I've left an active beverage in many years but I do live with small kids and it's absolutely insane how quickly a drink of milk turns into a cup of liquid fart stink
November 25, 2025 at 8:38 PM
I haven't had a glass of milk or forgotten where I've left an active beverage in many years but I do live with small kids and it's absolutely insane how quickly a drink of milk turns into a cup of liquid fart stink
in a way we're lucky that the first president to really try to establish state media mostly just wants to see Jackie Chan say the n-word
November 25, 2025 at 5:38 PM
in a way we're lucky that the first president to really try to establish state media mostly just wants to see Jackie Chan say the n-word
if somebody sends me an Instagram post through Instagram's messenger and I click on it, instead of going to the post, it tries to get me to "get the style" of the sender's "Meta Avatar" and I would simply rather die. anyway this is ungoogleable and I can't fix it.
November 25, 2025 at 4:50 PM
if somebody sends me an Instagram post through Instagram's messenger and I click on it, instead of going to the post, it tries to get me to "get the style" of the sender's "Meta Avatar" and I would simply rather die. anyway this is ungoogleable and I can't fix it.