There's Magic In The Air Budd Dwyer
@airbudddwyer.bsky.social
professional dad. sometimes artist.
there's several things in the rules about conspiracy, accepting bribes, racketeering, mail fraud, and perjury but there's nothing that says a dog can't be treasurer.
there's several things in the rules about conspiracy, accepting bribes, racketeering, mail fraud, and perjury but there's nothing that says a dog can't be treasurer.
Giants fan group text
December 2, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Giants fan group text
we're painting dogs again here
December 1, 2025 at 7:45 PM
we're painting dogs again here
lmao this one broke me
November 28, 2025 at 4:04 PM
lmao this one broke me
at a nature center where they have put little festive hats on the taxidermied display animals and I want this level of dignity when I die
November 28, 2025 at 3:50 PM
at a nature center where they have put little festive hats on the taxidermied display animals and I want this level of dignity when I die
the muscles spouts from Brussels sprouts
November 27, 2025 at 4:01 PM
the muscles spouts from Brussels sprouts
Christmas cards came in early for once
November 26, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Christmas cards came in early for once
3-6-9, damn you fine
hoping she can sock it to me one more time
get low, get low (get low), get low (get low), get low (get low)
to the window (to the window), to
hoping she can sock it to me one more time
get low, get low (get low), get low (get low), get low (get low)
to the window (to the window), to
November 26, 2025 at 4:52 PM
3-6-9, damn you fine
hoping she can sock it to me one more time
get low, get low (get low), get low (get low), get low (get low)
to the window (to the window), to
hoping she can sock it to me one more time
get low, get low (get low), get low (get low), get low (get low)
to the window (to the window), to
been going through my memory castle trying to pin down what the president looks like these days and have landed on the fart puppet from Farscape
November 26, 2025 at 3:32 PM
been going through my memory castle trying to pin down what the president looks like these days and have landed on the fart puppet from Farscape
me revealing my Scheme
November 23, 2025 at 2:55 AM
me revealing my Scheme
I mean, yeah, he doesn't look a thing like a cat, but they can do crazy things with computers these days
November 20, 2025 at 5:36 PM
I mean, yeah, he doesn't look a thing like a cat, but they can do crazy things with computers these days
Mr McGregor, based on the perspective in this illustration, is perhaps the size of a child
November 19, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Mr McGregor, based on the perspective in this illustration, is perhaps the size of a child
this entire thing is the national media version of the "I carried a printer two miles" story now
November 18, 2025 at 2:35 AM
this entire thing is the national media version of the "I carried a printer two miles" story now
absolutely thought they replaced his lower leg with a Gizmo Duck wheel setup for a second there
November 18, 2025 at 12:46 AM
absolutely thought they replaced his lower leg with a Gizmo Duck wheel setup for a second there
longtime followers may recall that I do a Christmas card where I draw my family in the style of a children's book or TV show so have a sketch of a man angry at having his many caps stolen a la Reading Rainbow classic Caps For Sale
November 16, 2025 at 10:02 PM
longtime followers may recall that I do a Christmas card where I draw my family in the style of a children's book or TV show so have a sketch of a man angry at having his many caps stolen a la Reading Rainbow classic Caps For Sale
I'm not a real doctor but I am a real worm I am an actual worm
November 16, 2025 at 8:08 PM
I'm not a real doctor but I am a real worm I am an actual worm
coffee pot broke, remembered we had an old one from a previous broke coffee maker, but it was too short to trigger the coffee maker's coffee udder, so a temporary solution (toy truck rubber tire attached with fishing line) is in place
November 16, 2025 at 4:50 PM
coffee pot broke, remembered we had an old one from a previous broke coffee maker, but it was too short to trigger the coffee maker's coffee udder, so a temporary solution (toy truck rubber tire attached with fishing line) is in place
every time you people start posting about Olivia Nuzzi my brain goes into a protective posture and summons forth a woman with an enormous perm saying "yes, that's French they're speaking, but these children aren't French - they're American."
November 15, 2025 at 11:33 PM
every time you people start posting about Olivia Nuzzi my brain goes into a protective posture and summons forth a woman with an enormous perm saying "yes, that's French they're speaking, but these children aren't French - they're American."
somehow my Instagram reels algo is like seventy percent Russian guys using those Facebook glasses to film things like the tires rolling off their cars while hollering and I think that's the only solid use case for them
November 15, 2025 at 2:38 AM
somehow my Instagram reels algo is like seventy percent Russian guys using those Facebook glasses to film things like the tires rolling off their cars while hollering and I think that's the only solid use case for them
time to re-up this one
November 15, 2025 at 1:38 AM
time to re-up this one
Gingerbread for Liberty sounds like a suspiciously well-funded group trying to ban "gay cookies" from school bake sales
November 14, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Gingerbread for Liberty sounds like a suspiciously well-funded group trying to ban "gay cookies" from school bake sales