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Seen at @theworstpodcast, @REZDtv, @chicagotribune, @ggsgamer, @aeropause and also on Bluesky.
Now, my automatic cat feeder does not have a seconds count on its clock, but today I did a verbal three two one countdown for my cats and absolutely nailed it.
January 6, 2026 at 10:56 PM
I'm sure the real pyramid heads can help me out on this, but I just finished Silent Hill Furry, which I really liked, but why exactly is this in the Silent Hill franchise.
January 6, 2026 at 10:42 PM
big jump scare on the click through here
January 6, 2026 at 1:57 AM
It's like an advent calendar, but every day you have to open Day One again.
January 5, 2026 at 7:27 PM
New year, fresh start on me doing this to all of your threads.
January 5, 2026 at 7:18 PM
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Grimly funny to do *this* immediately after the captured CBS News’ goofy statement about “rule of law” and the world’s “last best hope.”
January 3, 2026 at 5:42 PM
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Very incisive commentary from @garrettmartin.bsky.social on the state of the big IP-driven theme parks, which embody a paraphrase of the line from The Incredibles about when everyone is super, no one is. www.avclub.com/epic-univers...
In 2025, IP fully conquered the theme park
Preexisting IP has always been a part of the American theme park, but the scales have tipped fully in its favor.
www.avclub.com
January 2, 2026 at 7:21 PM
Uh oh gang, there's a "kids today" post going around and it lists things that were rare for kids to do forty years ago. Protect yourself.
January 2, 2026 at 5:24 PM
Just thinking about all of the times I've seen a news editor correct writing because an organization/concept/machine/pet/study cannot talk.
January 2, 2026 at 3:37 PM
I blocked links to Twitter here, so I do not see those red flags, but if I find out any of you are still active on Twitter, it's long past time for me to block you entirely.
January 2, 2026 at 2:55 PM
come on man, let me open all of these at once
January 2, 2026 at 4:40 AM
First Platinum of 2026: Once Upon a Katamari.
a pixel art drawing of a cartoon character with a colorful head and arms
Alt: a pixel art drawing of a cartoon character with a colorful head and arms
media.tenor.com
January 1, 2026 at 10:47 PM
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had the pleasure of editing this piece! david did great work on the interview, and always a pleasure to see billie's thoughts on things. give this a look y'all, its fantastic :)
In this in-depth interview Billie Jean Sweeney — a former editor at The New York Times — details how the paper shifted towards openly promoting anti-trans hatred, why this was directed from the very top, how some staff pushed back and the immense damage done by the NYT legitimizing bigotry.
'A directive from above': Former NYT editor lays out how the paper pushes anti-trans bigotry
In this in-depth interview, former New York Times editor Billie Jean Sweeney details how the paper shifted towards openly promoting anti-trans hatred, how some staff tried to stop it, how it's directe...
transnews.network
January 1, 2026 at 6:34 PM
Going through the new Lego sets page and look at these goofy things.
January 1, 2026 at 6:20 PM
Ended the year with a long overdue project: building a frame out of 2x4s to keep the cats from crawling behind the TV/game stand. This replaces an ugly but functional mess of stuffed blankets and cardboard. I’ll spray paint it black once the temperature goes back up.
January 1, 2026 at 4:16 AM
I’m watching a Magic Kingdom new year’s stream and it’s so funny seeing Disney do a dance party. It’s like a corporate event at the Marriott. Rental DJs, utterly safe playlist, crowd gently wobbling.
January 1, 2026 at 3:56 AM
My New Year’s wish for you.
January 1, 2026 at 2:47 AM
Every time this happens I get one step closer to being ok with copyright lasting forever, I'm sorry. Make these jerks come up with their own names for their awful crap!
Remember Erebor, the mountain where Smaug killed the dwarves and stole all their money? And then every nation in the world fought a bloody war to try to get their money back?

Techrbos named their new bank after it.
Erebor Bank, Palmer Luckey's crypto-oriented finance startup, just got one step closer to launching
The FDIC approved the bank's application on Dec 16. It still requires final approval from the Office of the Comptroller of the Currency.
www.businessinsider.com
December 31, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Time for the annual ritual of claiming my free Board Game Geek microbadges and changing their arrangement that no one will ever see but me because I rarely post anything.
December 31, 2025 at 4:35 PM
December 30, 2025 at 11:53 PM
so where in the timeline does she learn how to speak
December 29, 2025 at 10:51 PM
We’re about a year out from some AI doofus announcing an tech startup that “helps adult children connect and bond with their senior parents” called Kylo.
December 29, 2025 at 10:06 PM
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An essential development over the past decade-plus is that the ignorant went from feeling chastened when their ignorance was revealed to banding together and deciding that, actually, they were right. They might disagree at times, but they agreed that ignorance itself was an indicator of trust.
December 29, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Every time this pops up I think of how Steve Jobs would be kicking over chairs demanding somebody explain wtf this is.
December 27, 2025 at 7:19 PM