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I can handle things. I’m smart — not like everybody says.
At work today I heard someone say “you know that haunted gender neutral bathroom by where they do taco tuesdays?” and I now I have a new favorite sentence ever
November 20, 2025 at 2:55 AM
At work today I heard someone say “you know that haunted gender neutral bathroom by where they do taco tuesdays?” and I now I have a new favorite sentence ever
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if you write a thread in my mentions about why the dems are secretly smart i will mute you 😇
November 20, 2025 at 2:10 AM
if you write a thread in my mentions about why the dems are secretly smart i will mute you 😇
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Everyone who worked on the Clinton '08 campaign should be put in charge of guarding a bee
Sharing the video of this because it’s such a ghoulish thing to say that I’m honestly in disbelief that I even heard her properly
November 19, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Everyone who worked on the Clinton '08 campaign should be put in charge of guarding a bee
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Happy birthday to the Soviet linguist Yuri Knorozov who casually deciphered the Mayan script in 1952 and got pissed when editors removed his cat as co-author on papers or cropped her out of his author headshot (the only picture of himself he even liked)
November 19, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Happy birthday to the Soviet linguist Yuri Knorozov who casually deciphered the Mayan script in 1952 and got pissed when editors removed his cat as co-author on papers or cropped her out of his author headshot (the only picture of himself he even liked)
Top five movie genres:
girls start a band
innocent realizes the world is weird
nothing happens but the subtext is off the chain
unfuckwithable book adaptation
actors are clearly having a good time
girls start a band
innocent realizes the world is weird
nothing happens but the subtext is off the chain
unfuckwithable book adaptation
actors are clearly having a good time
November 17, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Top five movie genres:
girls start a band
innocent realizes the world is weird
nothing happens but the subtext is off the chain
unfuckwithable book adaptation
actors are clearly having a good time
girls start a band
innocent realizes the world is weird
nothing happens but the subtext is off the chain
unfuckwithable book adaptation
actors are clearly having a good time
Just thinking about how when I studied writing in undergrad there was a professor who would throw a thesaurus at you if you wrote something that stunk.
November 17, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Just thinking about how when I studied writing in undergrad there was a professor who would throw a thesaurus at you if you wrote something that stunk.
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"He desired. He desired desiring. He desired being desired. He desired desire itself."
November 17, 2025 at 3:49 PM
"He desired. He desired desiring. He desired being desired. He desired desire itself."
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November 17, 2025 at 5:20 PM
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that whole 'this country isn't ready for a woman president' line is really upsetting because it shows exactly how neoliberalism works, redirecting blame from issues of policy (or lack thereof) onto a flattened, vague type of sexism in a way that ultimately doesn't even challenge sexism!
November 17, 2025 at 6:21 PM
that whole 'this country isn't ready for a woman president' line is really upsetting because it shows exactly how neoliberalism works, redirecting blame from issues of policy (or lack thereof) onto a flattened, vague type of sexism in a way that ultimately doesn't even challenge sexism!
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I’ve said this before, and I’ll say it again - and I’m not gonna say it’ll make you HAPPY - but if you’re looking for the realest and the purest things among humanity, sure you could do worse than taking two hours and JUST watching Sinéad O’Connor reaction videos
November 17, 2025 at 4:45 AM
I’ve said this before, and I’ll say it again - and I’m not gonna say it’ll make you HAPPY - but if you’re looking for the realest and the purest things among humanity, sure you could do worse than taking two hours and JUST watching Sinéad O’Connor reaction videos
About to watch, I remain skeptical that it will live up to this classic
I saw that the Ken Burns American Revolution doco is dropping next month and I don’t know why he bothered, we have a definitive tv series on the subject and it’s the one from 1997 with Philip Seymour Hoffman as Joseph Plumb Martin.
November 17, 2025 at 12:53 AM
About to watch, I remain skeptical that it will live up to this classic
What’s worse: commenting “who?!” on a post about a public figure or commenting “I just do this cheaper thing” on a post about how people can’t afford stuff
November 16, 2025 at 8:56 PM
What’s worse: commenting “who?!” on a post about a public figure or commenting “I just do this cheaper thing” on a post about how people can’t afford stuff
Bluesky elders
November 16, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Bluesky elders
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We need to build some real social stigma around being afraid of cities. You don't have to like them or live there, but a politics built this strongly around watching TV and going "ewww" is embarrassing, and people should be embarrassed by it. It's like "fear of werewolves" being your top issue.
June 10, 2025 at 3:17 PM
We need to build some real social stigma around being afraid of cities. You don't have to like them or live there, but a politics built this strongly around watching TV and going "ewww" is embarrassing, and people should be embarrassed by it. It's like "fear of werewolves" being your top issue.
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The World Character Summit 2025 in Hanyu City today
November 16, 2025 at 4:03 PM
The World Character Summit 2025 in Hanyu City today
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It is very funny that this Pope is just going to get jerseys from now on. Everyone decided that's what this Pope likes and that is it. It's like if your grandmother got you a puzzle for Christmas one year and you said you liked it so your entire extended family is like "oh that's the puzzle kid"
Spike Lee just blessed Pope Leo with a custom Knicks jersey during his visit to the Vatican, just one week after the Pope was gifted a custom Chicago Bulls one.
Spike Lee Blesses Pope Leo with Knicks Jersey
Spike Lee just blessed Pope Leo with a custom Knicks jersey during his visit to the Vatican, just one week after the Pope was gifted a custom Chicago Bulls one.
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November 16, 2025 at 3:07 AM
It is very funny that this Pope is just going to get jerseys from now on. Everyone decided that's what this Pope likes and that is it. It's like if your grandmother got you a puzzle for Christmas one year and you said you liked it so your entire extended family is like "oh that's the puzzle kid"
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A friend from college texted me asking for advice and this was my first and immediate response.
November 15, 2025 at 10:48 PM
A friend from college texted me asking for advice and this was my first and immediate response.
Ok ok I think Jacob Elordi is a great choice for Heathcliff BUT let’s be real. It’s 2025, we can all agree Heathcliff was a person of color. Like some of his rage could easily have come from being asked “no, but where are you FROM?” all the time
November 15, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Ok ok I think Jacob Elordi is a great choice for Heathcliff BUT let’s be real. It’s 2025, we can all agree Heathcliff was a person of color. Like some of his rage could easily have come from being asked “no, but where are you FROM?” all the time
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Please believe me when I say that this meaningless, historically suspect slogan is being used to sell "AI." Here it is in the just-released November 2025 report on AI by Microsoft. www.microsoft.com/en-us/resear...
November 15, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Please believe me when I say that this meaningless, historically suspect slogan is being used to sell "AI." Here it is in the just-released November 2025 report on AI by Microsoft. www.microsoft.com/en-us/resear...
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boy oh boy, I wish Late Night With Conan o' Brien was still on the air tonight
November 15, 2025 at 2:40 AM
boy oh boy, I wish Late Night With Conan o' Brien was still on the air tonight
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Like if you also hate the Palmer Square Park handjob tree
November 14, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Like if you also hate the Palmer Square Park handjob tree