TK to the MAX
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I can handle things. I’m smart — not like everybody says.
I went to Key West a few years ago, saw this, and listened to the nudist guys episode on the drive back to Miami
November 14, 2025 at 6:44 PM
I went to Key West a few years ago, saw this, and listened to the nudist guys episode on the drive back to Miami
When the air gets dry in my apartment
November 11, 2025 at 2:34 AM
When the air gets dry in my apartment
I DON’T GIVE A FUCK
November 10, 2025 at 3:13 AM
I DON’T GIVE A FUCK
I’m gonna take a nap
November 9, 2025 at 12:28 AM
I’m gonna take a nap
I saved a lot of Simpsons memes from this time and they still bring me joy
November 7, 2025 at 9:24 PM
I saved a lot of Simpsons memes from this time and they still bring me joy
Post you from a different era. My late 2000s basement show low rise jeans era never again
November 7, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Post you from a different era. My late 2000s basement show low rise jeans era never again
“I can still smell the onions and the mustard.”
November 4, 2025 at 5:46 PM
“I can still smell the onions and the mustard.”
I’ve been singing it to my cat Bertie as “Hanging Out With My Bertie”
November 2, 2025 at 6:32 PM
I’ve been singing it to my cat Bertie as “Hanging Out With My Bertie”
I know Trump’s Gatsby themed party betrays a disturbing misunderstanding of the source text, but this car wash 5 minutes from my house still wins that contest
November 1, 2025 at 8:50 PM
I know Trump’s Gatsby themed party betrays a disturbing misunderstanding of the source text, but this car wash 5 minutes from my house still wins that contest
I love punny hair salon names, a true passion
November 1, 2025 at 5:40 PM
I love punny hair salon names, a true passion
Found a vampire pumpkin
November 1, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Found a vampire pumpkin
This is the first Halloween costume I remember asking for. I just liked this dress better, more of a Pat Benatar vibe.
October 31, 2025 at 12:24 AM
This is the first Halloween costume I remember asking for. I just liked this dress better, more of a Pat Benatar vibe.
The world if there were zero survivors of the Second Boer War on either side
October 31, 2025 at 12:16 AM
The world if there were zero survivors of the Second Boer War on either side
onions maybe but my burgers are for regular toppings not for fancy toppings
October 30, 2025 at 1:44 AM
onions maybe but my burgers are for regular toppings not for fancy toppings
I don’t want to talk about Trump, I only want to talk about TV’s greatest couple Treat Williams and Marcia Cross
October 24, 2025 at 1:17 AM
I don’t want to talk about Trump, I only want to talk about TV’s greatest couple Treat Williams and Marcia Cross
I’m sorry but this place still exists
October 23, 2025 at 9:29 PM
I’m sorry but this place still exists
SUNDAY! SUNDAY! SUNDAY! ass sign
October 20, 2025 at 12:54 PM
SUNDAY! SUNDAY! SUNDAY! ass sign
Check out my cat Go-Go. She’s a dainty mistress.
October 15, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Check out my cat Go-Go. She’s a dainty mistress.