Josephus Brown
@josephusbrown.bsky.social
A divorced dad from California raising two kids in Oklahoma in defiance of the rise of Republican fascism with his bisexual cowgirl girlfriend. Teacher, bartender, shiftless gadabout. He/Him.
Pinned
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In these tumultuous times, it's more important than ever to eschew the petty divisions of left and right, of Democrat and Republican. I'm proud to be one the few representatives bold enough to reject party orthodoxy and reach across the aisle to work hand-in-hand with my Nazi pedophile colleagues
January 23, 2026 at 10:00 PM
In these tumultuous times, it's more important than ever to eschew the petty divisions of left and right, of Democrat and Republican. I'm proud to be one the few representatives bold enough to reject party orthodoxy and reach across the aisle to work hand-in-hand with my Nazi pedophile colleagues
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ICE just crashed a car at my intersection (due to their own shitty driving) and immediately got out and tear gassed observers.
January 23, 2026 at 7:38 PM
ICE just crashed a car at my intersection (due to their own shitty driving) and immediately got out and tear gassed observers.
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It’s -9 degrees. Downtown Minneapolis is packed for the anti-ICE rally and the crowd keeps growing
January 23, 2026 at 8:16 PM
It’s -9 degrees. Downtown Minneapolis is packed for the anti-ICE rally and the crowd keeps growing
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I have fire & ice today! Here's Flareon who's going crazy making a Wall of Lava and Alolan Ninetales chilling in a Snow-Covered Forest! With these I added texture to the fur and pine needles to see if that adds to the 3D effect.
#mtgalter #ninetales #pokemon #tcg #magicthegathering #flareon
#mtgalter #ninetales #pokemon #tcg #magicthegathering #flareon
January 23, 2026 at 5:49 PM
I have fire & ice today! Here's Flareon who's going crazy making a Wall of Lava and Alolan Ninetales chilling in a Snow-Covered Forest! With these I added texture to the fur and pine needles to see if that adds to the 3D effect.
#mtgalter #ninetales #pokemon #tcg #magicthegathering #flareon
#mtgalter #ninetales #pokemon #tcg #magicthegathering #flareon
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Don't forget the Supreme Court's role facilitating ICE's brutality and racism in Minneapolis. SCOTUS lifted an injunction that limited racial profiling in immigration enforcement on Sept. 8. The federal assault on Chicago began the next day. Then came the Twin Cities. SCOTUS greenlit these horrors.
January 23, 2026 at 3:54 PM
Don't forget the Supreme Court's role facilitating ICE's brutality and racism in Minneapolis. SCOTUS lifted an injunction that limited racial profiling in immigration enforcement on Sept. 8. The federal assault on Chicago began the next day. Then came the Twin Cities. SCOTUS greenlit these horrors.
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Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
January 23, 2026 at 3:46 PM
Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
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Today is, among other things, a reminder that you don't get a general strike by posting that we should have a general strike.
You get a general strike—on the rare occasions you do—by the long slow slog of building organizing power with those around you in response to local conditions.
You get a general strike—on the rare occasions you do—by the long slow slog of building organizing power with those around you in response to local conditions.
January 23, 2026 at 2:11 PM
Today is, among other things, a reminder that you don't get a general strike by posting that we should have a general strike.
You get a general strike—on the rare occasions you do—by the long slow slog of building organizing power with those around you in response to local conditions.
You get a general strike—on the rare occasions you do—by the long slow slog of building organizing power with those around you in response to local conditions.
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one time I took a steak knife with me when I snuck out of my house as a teenager to go meet a radio dj who asked me to come to the station and hang out after midnight if you wanna know what the 1990s were like.
January 22, 2026 at 1:55 AM
one time I took a steak knife with me when I snuck out of my house as a teenager to go meet a radio dj who asked me to come to the station and hang out after midnight if you wanna know what the 1990s were like.
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The five best phrases I’ve heard for strong winds...
1. Blowing half a pelican (Danish)
2. Blowing hats and hay (Norwegian)
3. Blowing a hoolie (Scots)
4. Wind so strong it could blow a pig on to its hind legs (Estonian)
5. It’s so windy one of the chickens laid the same egg three times (English)
1. Blowing half a pelican (Danish)
2. Blowing hats and hay (Norwegian)
3. Blowing a hoolie (Scots)
4. Wind so strong it could blow a pig on to its hind legs (Estonian)
5. It’s so windy one of the chickens laid the same egg three times (English)
January 23, 2026 at 3:19 PM
The five best phrases I’ve heard for strong winds...
1. Blowing half a pelican (Danish)
2. Blowing hats and hay (Norwegian)
3. Blowing a hoolie (Scots)
4. Wind so strong it could blow a pig on to its hind legs (Estonian)
5. It’s so windy one of the chickens laid the same egg three times (English)
1. Blowing half a pelican (Danish)
2. Blowing hats and hay (Norwegian)
3. Blowing a hoolie (Scots)
4. Wind so strong it could blow a pig on to its hind legs (Estonian)
5. It’s so windy one of the chickens laid the same egg three times (English)
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Warning- (su*cide jokes/uncomfy)
WOW this weirdo NEEDS TO GO - please REPORT this
REPORT this psycho needs to get out of SexWorker spaces immediately I’m MAD
@urdomfather.bsky.social is making su*cide jokes because he can’t take the L
#blueskymod #report #NO #swsky #THISISNOTOKAY
WOW this weirdo NEEDS TO GO - please REPORT this
REPORT this psycho needs to get out of SexWorker spaces immediately I’m MAD
@urdomfather.bsky.social is making su*cide jokes because he can’t take the L
#blueskymod #report #NO #swsky #THISISNOTOKAY
January 23, 2026 at 10:11 AM
Warning- (su*cide jokes/uncomfy)
WOW this weirdo NEEDS TO GO - please REPORT this
REPORT this psycho needs to get out of SexWorker spaces immediately I’m MAD
@urdomfather.bsky.social is making su*cide jokes because he can’t take the L
#blueskymod #report #NO #swsky #THISISNOTOKAY
WOW this weirdo NEEDS TO GO - please REPORT this
REPORT this psycho needs to get out of SexWorker spaces immediately I’m MAD
@urdomfather.bsky.social is making su*cide jokes because he can’t take the L
#blueskymod #report #NO #swsky #THISISNOTOKAY
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One thing I have learned by being the freak of the family: people who are scared to be themselves will always hate people who cannot help but be themselves, or who make more courageous choices, or who are forced into a situation where there is no choice left.
January 23, 2026 at 2:31 PM
One thing I have learned by being the freak of the family: people who are scared to be themselves will always hate people who cannot help but be themselves, or who make more courageous choices, or who are forced into a situation where there is no choice left.
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There is no level to which these heartless shit-for-brains won’t stoop to inflict cruelty and suffering.
January 22, 2026 at 8:04 PM
There is no level to which these heartless shit-for-brains won’t stoop to inflict cruelty and suffering.
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they are actively trying to get these officers killed and have been for some time
BREAKING: Immigration officers are asserting sweeping power to enter homes without a judge’s warrant, a memo obtained by AP says.
Immigration officers assert sweeping power to enter homes without a judge's warrant, memo says
An Immigration and Customs Enforcement memo obtained by The Associated Press reveals that the agency allows immigration officers to forcibly enter homes to make arrests without a judicial warrant.
bit.ly
January 21, 2026 at 9:49 PM
they are actively trying to get these officers killed and have been for some time
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January 22, 2026 at 1:42 PM
did you know i'm cofounding a new gaming publication? does the world need another one of those, you might think. watch the video & you will see what kind of publication mothership.blog is, and why it needs to exist. we're running a 15% off lifetime deal on subscriptions for the next four days ONLY!!
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Amy Klobuchar and her husband were taking selfies at a Minnesota high school football game yesterday
I do not understand why Dems (or someone) are not broadcasting wall to wall montages of ICE thugs abusing our neighbors, abducting children, terrorizing US citizens, invading homes w no warrant, or murdering mothers. This should be a massive exercise in ISSUE SALIENCE driven by Dem elites.
January 22, 2026 at 1:24 PM
Amy Klobuchar and her husband were taking selfies at a Minnesota high school football game yesterday
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There is going to come a time in your life when you are chatting with a guy, at a barbecue or something, a new coworker maybe, a dad at school drop off, and he tells you he used to be in ICE. You’re going to need to spit on that guy
Minnesota: "School officials say the [5-year-old] child was used as bait. They say [ICE] agents made little Liam knock on the door to ask to be let in in order to see if anyone else was home."
January 22, 2026 at 2:27 AM
There is going to come a time in your life when you are chatting with a guy, at a barbecue or something, a new coworker maybe, a dad at school drop off, and he tells you he used to be in ICE. You’re going to need to spit on that guy
Pick up the nearest book, turn to page 42, post the second sentence.
“Feel bad about yourself?”
Kelly and Zach Weinersmith, A City On Mars
“Feel bad about yourself?”
Kelly and Zach Weinersmith, A City On Mars
pick up the nearest book. turn to page 42, post the second sentence
“Cazaril considered some quip about a turn in the Roknari galleys being very aging to a man, but he wasn’t quite up to it.”
“Cazaril considered some quip about a turn in the Roknari galleys being very aging to a man, but he wasn’t quite up to it.”
pick up the nearest book. turn to page 42, post the second sentence
“But did my first oyster fresh from the bassin in twenty-eight years do it for me? Did it transport me immediately to some culinary version of Elysian Fields, as i’d hoped?”
from “A Cook’s Tour”, by Anthony Bourdain.
“But did my first oyster fresh from the bassin in twenty-eight years do it for me? Did it transport me immediately to some culinary version of Elysian Fields, as i’d hoped?”
from “A Cook’s Tour”, by Anthony Bourdain.
January 21, 2026 at 6:39 PM
Pick up the nearest book, turn to page 42, post the second sentence.
“Feel bad about yourself?”
Kelly and Zach Weinersmith, A City On Mars
“Feel bad about yourself?”
Kelly and Zach Weinersmith, A City On Mars
That rug really tied my butt together
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January 21, 2026 at 3:42 PM
That rug really tied my butt together
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me (bursting open my apartment window like ebenezer scrooge): you there, boy! did it happen?
boy (gloomily): no sir
boy (gloomily): no sir
January 21, 2026 at 1:29 PM
me (bursting open my apartment window like ebenezer scrooge): you there, boy! did it happen?
boy (gloomily): no sir
boy (gloomily): no sir
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Mafia goon: Nice house you got here...it'd be a shame if something happened to it
Media outlets: Mafia goon rules out use of force. Expresses regret at the mere thought of it
Media outlets: Mafia goon rules out use of force. Expresses regret at the mere thought of it
January 21, 2026 at 2:36 PM
Mafia goon: Nice house you got here...it'd be a shame if something happened to it
Media outlets: Mafia goon rules out use of force. Expresses regret at the mere thought of it
Media outlets: Mafia goon rules out use of force. Expresses regret at the mere thought of it
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this is just conservatism, no understanding of the systems they benefit from and constant false victimhood
It's so exhausting to to be constantly told by American leaders that the defining policy of the 80 odd years during which the US became the most wealthy and powerful country in the history of the world was a grossly unfair failure for them.
US trade secretary Howard Lutnick really not mincing his words here at Davos: "We are here to make a v clear point: globalisation has failed the West and the USA. It's a failed policy. It's what the WEF has stood for, which is, export, offshore, find the cheapest labour in the world."
January 21, 2026 at 12:56 PM
this is just conservatism, no understanding of the systems they benefit from and constant false victimhood
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the western alliance was born in the fires of the most catastrophic conflict in the history of the world. republicans are spitting on the graves of the dead. these men and women are human filth.
Genuinely insane we are living in a world where the Danish have to deploy a battlegroup to protect themselves against America. Makes my blood turn molten, honestly
11/
January 20, 2026 at 10:32 PM
the western alliance was born in the fires of the most catastrophic conflict in the history of the world. republicans are spitting on the graves of the dead. these men and women are human filth.
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this tweet just accidentally raised $10k for an immigrant rights legal center
amazing
amazing
i've seen enough: greg bovino is a bitch.
January 21, 2026 at 2:44 AM
this tweet just accidentally raised $10k for an immigrant rights legal center
amazing
amazing
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love taking Microsoft surveys about AI, just sweatily begging me to confirm that maybe it’s useful
December 2, 2025 at 8:21 PM
love taking Microsoft surveys about AI, just sweatily begging me to confirm that maybe it’s useful