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The alt account of @jjoycelynch.bsky.social, where I keep an eye on "Alt" US Govt. accounts, and one account in particular.

For more of my writing on this subject: https://substack.com/home/post/p-161500621
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AltWatcher @altwatcher.bsky.social · Aug 1
The Alt National Park Service has spent months stealing from journalists, directly plagiarizing the work of others more than a hundred times.

With more than 4.3 million followers on Facebook and nearly 900k here on Bluesky, they've built a massive following on theft.
The "Alt National Park Service:" On Plagiarism, Part 1
The first in a three-part series.
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altwatcher.bsky.social
I haven't commented on this post by AltNPS because I just wasn't confident in my ability to do deep legal research.

Luckily, @informative.ink is here. It looks like AltNPS just...made this up? I'd love to know where they got this interpretation of the law from.

bsky.app/profile/info...
Alt National Park Service: Once the government reopens, precedent has already been set, if Speaker Mike Johnson refuses to swear in Adelita Grijalva, the newly elected representative from Arizona’s 7th District, someone else will. In Powell v. McCormack (1969), the Supreme Court ruled that a duly elected member cannot be denied their seat, meaning a judge could step in to administer the oath or order the House to allow it. In other words, once the government reopens, Johnson will no longer be able to act as the gatekeeper.
November 10, 2025 at 8:26 PM
altwatcher.bsky.social
This was reported by Zach Schonfield at The Hill on 11/10/25 at 8:31 AM CDT, ninety minutes before AltNPS reposted it without attribution.

thehill.com/regulation/c...

It doesn't matter how many times AltNPS omits their sources. I'll do this every single time.
Alt National Park Service: The Supreme Court won't hear the same-sex marriage case!!!
November 10, 2025 at 5:21 PM
altwatcher.bsky.social
Maybe AltNPS just forgot how to make threads, but I've never seen them this manic. A new post every few minutes, most of which are fluff that could have stayed in the drafts.

They could just be earnestly posting through it, but they could also be testing a "flood the zone" engagement strategy.
The Alt National Park Service posting five times in one hour. They write: "Call your senators. Let them know how you feel." "Cave once, and history will make you pay twice." "Trust them only as far as you can throw them." "Democrats would do well to remember that trusting a party defined by deceit and bad faith isn't just naive, it's dangerous to democracy itself." "The American people absolutely deserve and need healthcare. 💯"
November 10, 2025 at 2:15 AM
altwatcher.bsky.social
I always like to say that the vast majority of AltNPS's followers are just regular people, but the small subset that makes up their core group of devotees are the ones who worry me.

I've seen people say that AltNPS's "codes" predict government drone activity, and it only gets stranger from there.
adenng.com Aden Ng @adenng.com · 2d
My first experience with BlueAnon types defending AltNPS. It's really uncomfortable and a little scary, tbh. The misunderstanding of stuff. AltWatcher was right in that it really reminds me of QAnon. I can see the person doing an insurrection on AltNPS's behalf if AltNPS ever went off the deep end.
A screenshot of a series of post by Aden Ng. The first post says "1) Not a journalist. b) Not what doxxing means. iii) Oh, you're a BlueAnon type. I'm so sorry." The second post says "I've been blocked by them. Yay?" The original comment being replied to is blocked.
November 9, 2025 at 8:15 PM
altwatcher.bsky.social
Alt National Park Service: The redwoods don’t burn, they remember. Every leaf a secret the forest never told. Dril: turning a big dial taht says QAnon on it and constantly looking back at the audience for approval like a contestant on the price is right
November 9, 2025 at 1:35 AM
altwatcher.bsky.social
The responses on Facebook to AltNPS's latest post are disheartening, to say the least.

People are falling over themselves to give AltNPS credit for "reporting on these tragic events," but this is not reporting. This is hijacking a real abduction and spicing it up to increase engagement.
An anonymous Facebook user: Thank you Alt National Park Service for reporting on these tragic events. I long for the days that these would just be isolated incidents, not an everyday occurrence. An anonymous Facebook user: Thank you for telling this story. What's happening in Chicago is terrifying.
November 6, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Reposted by AltWatcher
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Friends don't let friends follow Alt National Park Service. This is so weird and inappropriate!!!
altwatcher.bsky.social AltWatcher @altwatcher.bsky.social · 4d
AltNPS's post is full of the same lurid details and breathless dramatization as their previous attempt at ICE raid erotica from a few weeks ago.

Things that AltNPS could not possibly have witnessed, and which aren't reported anywhere else.
Alt National Park Service: It was just after sunrise in Chicago’s North Center neighborhood when parents began arriving at Rayito de Sol Spanish Immersion Early Learning Center, a cheerful brick preschool known for its bilingual songs and bright murals. Toddlers shuffled in with backpacks half their size, clutching their parents’ hands, the smell of coffee drifting through the cool November air. Then, the calm routine of drop-off broke apart. Two unmarked SUVs rolled to a stop on the narrow side street. Federal agents stepped out (vests marked ICE) and moved quickly toward a small blue sedan idling near the curb. A teacher everyone knew as Miss Diana had just parked and was gathering her things for class. Witnesses say the agents called her name, their voices sharp. She looked startled, frozen for a moment, then hurried toward the daycare entrance. Parents thought at first it was some kind of mistake, maybe an accident or a misunderstanding. But within seconds, the scene turned chaotic. The agents followed her up the short steps and through the glass vestibule. Inside, children could be heard laughing down the hall, unaware. Staff members rushed forward, shouting for the agents to stop. One mother cried out, “The kids are right there!” But the sound of the struggle a door opening, a command barked in English, and then the teacher’s voice, trembling: “Yo tengo papeles! I have papers!" echoed down the hallway."
November 6, 2025 at 3:33 PM
altwatcher.bsky.social
This one is personal to me.

AltNPS posted, so far only on Facebook, an extended piece of manipulative fanfiction about the recent abduction of a woman at a Chicago daycare center by ICE agents.

The video, which you've likely already seen, is horrific.

bsky.app/profile/unra...
unraveledpress.com unraveled @unraveledpress.com · 5d
The video now rapidly circulating (which also does not have a date or time marked) does not blur this poor woman's face. Here's one that does:

wgntv.com/news/chicago...
November 6, 2025 at 3:26 PM
altwatcher.bsky.social
Am I missing something here? I can't find any current news about the House cancelling votes for next week. The closest I got is this, from three weeks ago:

news.bgov.com/bloomberg-go...

Happy to be corrected, but is AltNPS literally just making this up?
Alt National Park Service, 11/5/25: House cancels votes next week, including vote on Epstein files.
November 6, 2025 at 1:01 PM
altwatcher.bsky.social
I'm sure this is just referring to the wave of Democratic wins last night, but it's a little too close for comfort to the style of "code" posting that AltNPS used for months.
Alt National Park Service: And thus it has begun... Alt National Park Service, 6/22/25: Never show all your cards.
November 5, 2025 at 10:15 PM
altwatcher.bsky.social
I suspect, but can't prove, that AltNPS isn't an avid follower of the National Association of the Deaf.

But given they've stolen from Politico twelve times, I imagine they could have found this information there (the NAD is mentioned by name in the article).

www.politico.com/news/2025/11...
Alt National Park Service: A win! A federal judge has ruled that the White House must once again provide American Sign Language interpreters during press briefings. The U.S. District Judge Amir Ali emphasized that these briefings inform Americans about critical issues that shape daily life from global conflicts and economic challenges to healthcare and the pandemic. Thank you, Judge Ali, for standing up for accessibility and ensuring every American has equal access to vital information.
November 5, 2025 at 7:07 PM
altwatcher.bsky.social
Genuinely happy to see Spanberger take home the win in Virginia, but also, this happened 35 minutes ago per Julia Manchester at The Hill.

I wish AltNPS, the ostensible "coalition leader," would bother to provide actual news links to their followers!

thehill.com/homenews/cam...
Alt National Park Service: Yay!!! Abigail Spanberger wins the Virginia governor race! 🎉
November 5, 2025 at 1:00 AM
altwatcher.bsky.social
Aden comes in clutch once again! If their previous effort at crowdsourcing "reports" is any indication, I wouldn't trust AltNPS with any reporting around today's elections, either.
adenng.com Aden Ng @adenng.com · 6d
I got you on this. I took a quick look at their "report" work a bit ago.
bsky.app/profile/aden...
adenng.com Aden Ng @adenng.com · 17d
A quick look at their "Report number" page shows their code does nothing. And how in the world would that page even work? There's no verification process, count process, or anything. I literally wrote in Atlantis, Wyoming with a count of 13, and it accepted it without question.
report.ourparks.org
November 4, 2025 at 11:25 PM
altwatcher.bsky.social
On Facebook, AltNPS is asking for "news, incidents, or updates" on various election day events across the country, and point to an email address: report@ourparks.org.

This is new to me; I don't remember seeing that address before, or seeing AltNPS try to become a tip line.
Alt National Park Service: if you have news, incidents, or updates you want to share, please reach us at report@ourparks.org.
November 4, 2025 at 8:27 PM
altwatcher.bsky.social
@nateraymond.bsky.social at Reuters reported on this at 12:49 PM CST today. AltNPS waited eleven minutes before reposting it without giving him, or anyone, credit.

www.reuters.com/world/us/tru...
Alt National Park Service: As we noted a few days ago, Trump appears to be defying court orders. He threatened to withhold food stamp benefits for roughly 42 million Americans until the government shutdown ends, even though a federal court has ordered his administration to continue the aid payments through the month.
November 4, 2025 at 7:39 PM
altwatcher.bsky.social
More "reports!" This one is from Doug Brown at Signal Akron. I wish AltNPS would just link to these local outlets instead of rephrasing their work and claiming it for themselves.

signalakron.org/2025-novembe...
Alt National Park Service: Reports from Akron, Ohio: some voters faced issues with electronic signature verification earlier today. Poll workers had to switch to manual checks after the system failed to match voter signatures properly. Officials say the problem’s been fixed, but delays and provisional ballots were needed in some locations. If you’re voting in Summit County, double-check your ID and don’t leave without casting a ballot.
November 4, 2025 at 7:34 PM
altwatcher.bsky.social
This one's weird. Cumberland County does lean strongly blue, but every source I can find indicates that these "reports" are coming from right-wing activist Scott Presler, who was railing about this affecting *RED* districts of that blue county.

AltNPS implies that this is targeting BLUE voters.
Alt National Park Service: We have received several reports of issues in blue-leaning Cumberland County, NJ. Local reports describe voting machine glitches causing delays and longer lines, with paper ballots being used as a backup. Some voters have reportedly left without casting their ballots due to long waits. Please don’t let this stop you from voting, stay in line and make your voice heard! Screenshot of Facebook post by Scott Presler. "BREAKING: In 3 🟥 RED districts in Cumberland County, NJ, the machines are down. On the phone w/legal right now."
November 4, 2025 at 5:59 PM
altwatcher.bsky.social
God, AltNPS just keeps going.

This could easily have also been taken from Reddit, but Jane C. Timm at NBC News also reported on this on Oct. 10th. Hard to tell where AltNPS got it from.

www.nbcnews.com/politics/ele...
Alt National Park Service: Attn Pennsylvania voters: A massive wave of texts is being sent from random numbers telling Democrats and Independents to vote “No” on the Supreme Court retention questions. These messages are fake and misleading, part of a coordinated disinformation push. - Do not click any links. - Delete the texts. - Ignore the message. In Pennsylvania, vote YES to retain the Supreme Court justices on the ballot. Don’t let deceptive tactics silence your vote! A reddit thread on /r/Pennsylvania from a month ago, titled "Alert: Shady Group Trying to Mislead PA Voters Into Voting No on Supreme Court," with very similar wording to AltNPS's post.
November 4, 2025 at 4:57 PM
altwatcher.bsky.social
"Reports are coming in."

These reports "came in" weeks ago, to the Bucks County Beacon and other Pennsylvania outlets like PhillyBurbs.com. Not today, and not to the Alt National Park Service.

buckscountybeacon.com/2025/10/misl...
Alt National Park Service: Attn Pennsylvania voters: Reports are coming in of signs near polling places reading “No Kings, No Retention” with a crown-slash logo. These signs are fake and misleading, part of a disinformation push. In Pennsylvania, you should vote YES to retain the Supreme Court justices on the ballot. These signs were not created by the real “No Kings” group. Don’t let deceptive messaging confuse or suppress your vote.
November 4, 2025 at 4:22 PM
altwatcher.bsky.social
AltNPS's Election Day tweetstorm continues.

To be fair, AltNPS linked to this CBS article when they posted about this issue. But to be balanced, they sure didn't link to it today, or to any source at all!

www.cbsnews.com/news/justice...
Alt National Park Service: In California, the DOJ has deployed poll monitors in Los Angeles, Orange, Kern, Riverside, and Fresno Counties. In New Jersey, they’re stationed in Passaic County. Don’t let these voter intimidation tactics by the Trump administration stop you from voting. CBS News: The Department of Justice is preparing to send federal election observers to California and New Jersey next month, targeting two Democratic states holding off-year elections following requests from state Republican parties. The department announced Friday that it is planning to monitor polling sites in Passaic County, New Jersey, and five counties in southern and central California: Los Angeles, Orange, Kern, Riverside and Fresno. The goal, according to the DOJ, is "to ensure transparency, ballot security, and compliance with federal law."
November 4, 2025 at 3:43 PM
altwatcher.bsky.social
If by "we're getting multiple reports" you mean "we saw it on Reddit," then sure, you're "getting multiple reports."

I have a feeling AltNPS is going to be very busy today, and I guess that means I will too.
Alt National Park Service: We’re getting multiple reports that independents in Chester County, Pennsylvania (a Democratic-leaning area) have been left off the voter rolls. They’re being told to fill out provisional ballots, the same ones MAGA often tries to claim shouldn’t be counted. A screenshot of a reddit post from /r/Pennsylvania, titled "Voters missing from the books in Chester County on Election Day," from one hour ago. It describes everything that AltNPS listed in their thread.
November 4, 2025 at 2:27 PM
altwatcher.bsky.social
This was reported by Tony Romm in the New York Times on 11/3/25 at 11:30 AM CDT, three hours before AltNPS reposted it without attribution.

This is now the thirteenth time that AltNPS has taken from the New York Times specifically.
Alt National Park Service: The Trump administration announced it will provide only partial SNAP payments in November.
November 3, 2025 at 9:34 PM
altwatcher.bsky.social
I know AltNPS has no control over what their followers say, but guys, come on. We need to be better than "haha woman have boobies and OnlyFans."

I usually just post about AltNPS themselves, but this just sucks to see. It's easy to dunk on Boebert without also denigrating sex workers.
A reply to AltNPS's post about Lauren Boebert. One commenter says, "Once her term ends, her OnlyFans begins." Someone replies simply, "Boobert."
November 3, 2025 at 8:35 PM
altwatcher.bsky.social
I've been dreading trying to break down this excessively long post from AltNPS, and I'll admit that I've been putting it off. Props to Aden for identifying these discrepancies!
adenng.com Aden Ng @adenng.com · 7d
Oh jees, oh f**k, I shouldn't have looked into the maws of AltNPS on Facebook. It's so much worse there. I've been following @katmabu.bsky.social's indictment, so I know what happened, and they just lied! The incident that started the indictment and the video they stated are not the same ones!
November 3, 2025 at 5:16 PM
altwatcher.bsky.social
It was great chatting with Aden! Give this a listen if you want to hear our whole conversation, or if you want to hear me completely derail the recording when I got spooked by a spider crawling across my desk.
adenng.com Aden Ng @adenng.com · 7d
The full conversation I had with @altwatcher.bsky.social is now out! We talk about AltNPS, BlueAnon, and what's it like to fall into a niche internet rabbit hole.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=xZkW...
AltNPS and Conspiracy Theories - Talk with AltWatcher
YouTube video by Aden Ng
www.youtube.com
November 3, 2025 at 12:49 PM