Ironpriest vladimir Hammercock
@ironpriest.bsky.social
I sit on a throne of lies.
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Coming to this app like it’s the first day of school and I’m trying to find a place to sit for lunch.
He almost did the thing
February 9, 2026 at 11:02 PM
He almost did the thing
Drafts are for the weak vomit out your most insane thoughts unfiltered you cowards
February 9, 2026 at 11:00 PM
Drafts are for the weak vomit out your most insane thoughts unfiltered you cowards
For all intents and purposes they are
February 9, 2026 at 10:57 PM
For all intents and purposes they are
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It's time for a sassy snack
February 9, 2026 at 3:39 PM
It's time for a sassy snack
Every other Tech Kickstarter update I’ve ever seen
February 9, 2026 at 6:00 PM
Every other Tech Kickstarter update I’ve ever seen
The mysterious old hags down at the swamp hate your ass bro 😭
February 9, 2026 at 5:49 PM
The mysterious old hags down at the swamp hate your ass bro 😭
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chickpeas? i sure hope she does
February 8, 2026 at 9:41 PM
chickpeas? i sure hope she does
Let her go there’s no crime here
February 8, 2026 at 4:05 PM
Let her go there’s no crime here
I wish I was a secret horse
February 8, 2026 at 2:11 PM
I wish I was a secret horse
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this made me laugh too hard
February 8, 2026 at 4:18 AM
this made me laugh too hard
What a world it would have been 😔
February 8, 2026 at 7:33 AM
What a world it would have been 😔
Should have been me 😔
February 8, 2026 at 4:16 AM
Should have been me 😔
I can sure as hell try
February 8, 2026 at 1:53 AM
I can sure as hell try
You can only fail the party the party can never fail you
February 8, 2026 at 1:52 AM
You can only fail the party the party can never fail you
She should have run on this she would have swept 50 states easy
February 8, 2026 at 1:48 AM
She should have run on this she would have swept 50 states easy
Could be us
February 7, 2026 at 8:21 PM
Could be us
Someone a freak for real
February 7, 2026 at 3:34 AM
Someone a freak for real
I hope so
February 7, 2026 at 3:25 AM
I hope so
Jeff should have fired the other 2/3rds of you
February 7, 2026 at 3:14 AM
Jeff should have fired the other 2/3rds of you
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This is Zia. She has hip dysplasia. Her hip joints often slip out of place, causing her constant pain. She required immediate surgery to relieve the pain and will likely need physical therapy. You can help pay for her surgery and ongoing care below ❤️🩹
1510.fan/zia-bsd
1510.fan/zia-bsd
February 6, 2026 at 5:00 PM
This is Zia. She has hip dysplasia. Her hip joints often slip out of place, causing her constant pain. She required immediate surgery to relieve the pain and will likely need physical therapy. You can help pay for her surgery and ongoing care below ❤️🩹
1510.fan/zia-bsd
1510.fan/zia-bsd
