Ironpriest vladimir Hammercock
@ironpriest.bsky.social
I sit on a throne of lies.
Pinned
Coming to this app like it’s the first day of school and I’m trying to find a place to sit for lunch.
Me on here everyday
December 19, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Me on here everyday
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How the Grinch gets dirty deeds done dirt cheap
December 18, 2025 at 10:47 PM
How the Grinch gets dirty deeds done dirt cheap
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My spank bank has no penalties for early withdrawals
December 17, 2025 at 5:20 AM
My spank bank has no penalties for early withdrawals
I’m on Nextdoor looking for some back door
December 16, 2025 at 10:54 PM
I’m on Nextdoor looking for some back door
That’s a good fucking deal
December 16, 2025 at 4:22 AM
That’s a good fucking deal
Season PSA:
December 15, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Season PSA:
I’m if moderate to severe Eczema was a person
December 15, 2025 at 1:45 AM
I’m if moderate to severe Eczema was a person
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I'm reminded of an old Russian joke.
On average things are going pretty well. Worse than last year, yes, but better than next year.
On average things are going pretty well. Worse than last year, yes, but better than next year.
December 14, 2025 at 9:06 PM
I'm reminded of an old Russian joke.
On average things are going pretty well. Worse than last year, yes, but better than next year.
On average things are going pretty well. Worse than last year, yes, but better than next year.
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Our daddy who art in leather.
December 14, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Our daddy who art in leather.
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The reason there will never be a conservative alternative to the ACA is that the ACA was the conservative alternative
December 13, 2025 at 1:32 AM
The reason there will never be a conservative alternative to the ACA is that the ACA was the conservative alternative
Speaking on the Senate floor, Cassidy said that under his plan, “everybody up to age 49 gets a thousand dollars into their health savings account
December 12, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Speaking on the Senate floor, Cassidy said that under his plan, “everybody up to age 49 gets a thousand dollars into their health savings account
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that's him officer, that's my penis
December 12, 2025 at 1:34 AM
that's him officer, that's my penis
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when you lose touch with your male friend for a while, that's called a brolapse
December 11, 2025 at 4:17 AM
when you lose touch with your male friend for a while, that's called a brolapse
I’m back on my shit (drinking milk straight from the jug)
December 11, 2025 at 2:50 AM
I’m back on my shit (drinking milk straight from the jug)
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we don’t want robots to help the police, we want robots to give us uppies from the couch to our bed when we’re sleepy
December 9, 2025 at 11:31 PM
we don’t want robots to help the police, we want robots to give us uppies from the couch to our bed when we’re sleepy
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embrace the fact that you are both the ruler and the jester of your own life
December 6, 2025 at 6:54 AM
embrace the fact that you are both the ruler and the jester of your own life
Three word love story:
Bring the shovel
Bring the shovel
a three word love story:
you’re my toilet
you’re my toilet
A three word love story:
I made coffee.
I made coffee.
December 10, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Three word love story:
Bring the shovel
Bring the shovel
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everything reminds me of her
December 9, 2025 at 9:17 PM
everything reminds me of her
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Fifa: Here is a peace prize for you because we want the world cup to go smoothly with some games played in the U.S. and we know that you are very angry and crazy man.
December 5, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Fifa: Here is a peace prize for you because we want the world cup to go smoothly with some games played in the U.S. and we know that you are very angry and crazy man.
Calling in to work cause the vibes are fucked
December 8, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Calling in to work cause the vibes are fucked
I’m on change.org asking for the McRib back
December 8, 2025 at 4:03 AM
I’m on change.org asking for the McRib back