Just Bacon 🥓
@borntoeatbacon.com
Old gimp who likes bacon, cheese, Sci-Fi, & horror.
*On the spectrum.
*My roommate is a cat.
*I know were my towel is.
*Letterboxd: https://boxd.it/eh3g
*Wishlist: http://wishlist.borntoeatbacon.com
*On the spectrum.
*My roommate is a cat.
*I know were my towel is.
*Letterboxd: https://boxd.it/eh3g
*Wishlist: http://wishlist.borntoeatbacon.com
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Sharts are the lottery tickets of the ass.
December 30, 2025 at 4:55 AM
Sharts are the lottery tickets of the ass.
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Of course the boys were back in town. There were milkshakes.
December 29, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Of course the boys were back in town. There were milkshakes.
Phuku
Noku
whyku
December 29, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Phuku
post a random pic. cos you can.
December 29, 2025 at 4:04 AM
post a random pic. cos you can.
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Nothing turns my stomach like evangelicals trying to take over our government. Fuck Christians.
December 28, 2025 at 8:03 AM
Nothing turns my stomach like evangelicals trying to take over our government. Fuck Christians.
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Why do we have real-life super villains and no superheroes?
December 28, 2025 at 7:28 AM
Why do we have real-life super villains and no superheroes?
post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't nirvana, pearl jam, soundgarden, or alice In chains
December 28, 2025 at 7:20 AM
post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't nirvana, pearl jam, soundgarden, or alice In chains
Cinnamon Roll
Brown sugar cinnamon
Blueberry
Brown sugar cinnamon
Blueberry
Brown sugar cinnamon
Cookies and cream
Blueberry
Cookies and cream
Blueberry
Ok ok it's relevant:
Top 3 Pop Tarts flavors, all-time...go!
Top 3 Pop Tarts flavors, all-time...go!
December 27, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Cinnamon Roll
Brown sugar cinnamon
Blueberry
Brown sugar cinnamon
Blueberry
Top 8 of 2025?
Ain't got none.
Haven't seen 8 good movies this year and haven't seen many that people consider their best.
Ain't got none.
Haven't seen 8 good movies this year and haven't seen many that people consider their best.
December 27, 2025 at 5:49 AM
Top 8 of 2025?
Ain't got none.
Haven't seen 8 good movies this year and haven't seen many that people consider their best.
Ain't got none.
Haven't seen 8 good movies this year and haven't seen many that people consider their best.
#Landman
Should be called "Billy Bob Thornton and the tragic Wig". Basically Billy Bob performs commercial break length narrative pieces in various locations, targeted at different 2 dimensional characters. He wears a cowboy hat to impart an implied relation to #Yellowstone which isn't there.
Should be called "Billy Bob Thornton and the tragic Wig". Basically Billy Bob performs commercial break length narrative pieces in various locations, targeted at different 2 dimensional characters. He wears a cowboy hat to impart an implied relation to #Yellowstone which isn't there.
December 26, 2025 at 7:58 PM
#Landman
Should be called "Billy Bob Thornton and the tragic Wig". Basically Billy Bob performs commercial break length narrative pieces in various locations, targeted at different 2 dimensional characters. He wears a cowboy hat to impart an implied relation to #Yellowstone which isn't there.
Should be called "Billy Bob Thornton and the tragic Wig". Basically Billy Bob performs commercial break length narrative pieces in various locations, targeted at different 2 dimensional characters. He wears a cowboy hat to impart an implied relation to #Yellowstone which isn't there.
Make a Bond movie casual
Quantum of Salsa
Quantum of Salsa
Make a bond movie casual
WoodenEye
WoodenEye
Make a bond movie casual
The World Might Just Be Enough Actually
The World Might Just Be Enough Actually
December 26, 2025 at 6:45 AM
Make a Bond movie casual
Quantum of Salsa
Quantum of Salsa
Make a Bond film casual
Foamfinger
Foamfinger
Make a Bond film casual
PostCoitalPussy
PostCoitalPussy
make a Bond film casual
Dr Yo
Dr Yo
December 26, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Make a Bond film casual
Foamfinger
Foamfinger
How the Grinch swapped out your actual presents with the crap you just opened.
December 25, 2025 at 5:45 PM
How the Grinch swapped out your actual presents with the crap you just opened.
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That’s the Grinch in the corner, that’s him in the spotlight, losing his milk & cookies
December 25, 2025 at 3:01 AM
That’s the Grinch in the corner, that’s him in the spotlight, losing his milk & cookies
Americans shoot off fireworks for every damn reason imaginable. Why not midnight on Xmas Eve?
*How the Grinch approved this message.
*How the Grinch approved this message.
December 25, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Americans shoot off fireworks for every damn reason imaginable. Why not midnight on Xmas Eve?
*How the Grinch approved this message.
*How the Grinch approved this message.
A convivial Wednesday in December to all.
December 25, 2025 at 1:04 AM
A convivial Wednesday in December to all.
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The Grinch doesn’t practice Santeria
He ain’t got no crystal ball
If he had a million dollars
He’d spend it all
On a master plan to take over Santa’s workshop
He ain’t got no crystal ball
If he had a million dollars
He’d spend it all
On a master plan to take over Santa’s workshop
December 24, 2025 at 11:30 PM
The Grinch doesn’t practice Santeria
He ain’t got no crystal ball
If he had a million dollars
He’d spend it all
On a master plan to take over Santa’s workshop
He ain’t got no crystal ball
If he had a million dollars
He’d spend it all
On a master plan to take over Santa’s workshop
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If you've got holiday songs stuck in your head, just remember that both Petula Clark's "Downtown" and the theme song from Green Acres exists. 🤣
a woman in a long white dress is walking through a living room
ALT: a woman in a long white dress is walking through a living room
media.tenor.com
December 24, 2025 at 10:25 PM
If you've got holiday songs stuck in your head, just remember that both Petula Clark's "Downtown" and the theme song from Green Acres exists. 🤣
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Fine, whatever, this random cat is your new god of the winter solstice
December 24, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Fine, whatever, this random cat is your new god of the winter solstice
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I miss the RoboCop "I'd buy that for a dollar" bot from twitter.
December 24, 2025 at 6:04 PM
I miss the RoboCop "I'd buy that for a dollar" bot from twitter.
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As a holiday tradition, we should seek vengeance on our enemies. 😇
December 24, 2025 at 11:09 AM
As a holiday tradition, we should seek vengeance on our enemies. 😇
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Went to Walmart and it’s like Thunderdome in there… I swore I saw a guy with mohawk riding around with a spear
December 24, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Went to Walmart and it’s like Thunderdome in there… I swore I saw a guy with mohawk riding around with a spear
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One generous serving of orange loaf. Still warm
December 24, 2025 at 2:56 AM
One generous serving of orange loaf. Still warm
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If a duck kills an immortal it experiences The Quackening
December 24, 2025 at 7:33 AM
If a duck kills an immortal it experiences The Quackening
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*blind smelling a beaker of elephant piss*
...it's got a long nose.
...it's got a long nose.
December 24, 2025 at 7:25 AM
*blind smelling a beaker of elephant piss*
...it's got a long nose.
...it's got a long nose.