Just Bacon 🥓
@borntoeatbacon.com
Old gimp who likes bacon, cheese, Sci-Fi, & horror.
*On the spectrum.
*My roommate is a cat.
*I know were my towel is.
*Letterboxd: https://boxd.it/eh3g
*Wishlist: http://wishlist.borntoeatbacon.com
*On the spectrum.
*My roommate is a cat.
*I know were my towel is.
*Letterboxd: https://boxd.it/eh3g
*Wishlist: http://wishlist.borntoeatbacon.com
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It's true tho...
February 14, 2026 at 11:53 PM
It's true tho...
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On February 14, 1991, The Silence of the Lambs debuted in the United States. Here’s some Anthony Hopkins art!
February 14, 2026 at 6:16 PM
On February 14, 1991, The Silence of the Lambs debuted in the United States. Here’s some Anthony Hopkins art!
If you are showing your someone special that you love them today, ask yourself what you're doing the other 364 days of the fucking year.
February 14, 2026 at 5:45 PM
If you are showing your someone special that you love them today, ask yourself what you're doing the other 364 days of the fucking year.
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My son
February 14, 2026 at 5:11 AM
My son
Flowers are for funerals and cemeteries.
February 13, 2026 at 9:29 PM
Flowers are for funerals and cemeteries.
One of the few services I offer is to repost valuable reminders like this one. 🧀
One of many services I offer is to remind you daily to eat some cheese
February 13, 2026 at 9:18 PM
One of the few services I offer is to repost valuable reminders like this one. 🧀
Add a word, ruin a movie
Charlie and the Carcinogenic Chocolate Factory
Charlie and the Carcinogenic Chocolate Factory
Add a word, ruin a movie
Like Toilet Water for Chocolate
Like Toilet Water for Chocolate
add a word, ruin a movie:
The GodStepfather
The GodStepfather
February 13, 2026 at 6:29 PM
Add a word, ruin a movie
Charlie and the Carcinogenic Chocolate Factory
Charlie and the Carcinogenic Chocolate Factory
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Cotton is grown, so technically every t shirt is a crop top.
February 13, 2026 at 6:20 PM
Cotton is grown, so technically every t shirt is a crop top.
Ever catch a typo JUST before hitting "Send" and proudly correct it before posting?
Only to realize once posted that it was actually correct before you went and fucked it up?
Yeah, me either. That would be silly. 😳
Only to realize once posted that it was actually correct before you went and fucked it up?
Yeah, me either. That would be silly. 😳
February 13, 2026 at 6:26 PM
Ever catch a typo JUST before hitting "Send" and proudly correct it before posting?
Only to realize once posted that it was actually correct before you went and fucked it up?
Yeah, me either. That would be silly. 😳
Only to realize once posted that it was actually correct before you went and fucked it up?
Yeah, me either. That would be silly. 😳
Friendly neighborhood wellness check. Has anyone heard from @pokestarwind.bsky.social since the black helicopter spent an hour circling her home last night?
youtu.be/fAHSb5WwADU?...
youtu.be/fAHSb5WwADU?...
Soul Coughing - Unmarked Helicopters
YouTube video by dododummy
youtu.be
February 13, 2026 at 5:38 PM
Friendly neighborhood wellness check. Has anyone heard from @pokestarwind.bsky.social since the black helicopter spent an hour circling her home last night?
youtu.be/fAHSb5WwADU?...
youtu.be/fAHSb5WwADU?...
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Who needs Valentine's Day when you have Friday the 13th 😂
February 13, 2026 at 4:47 AM
Who needs Valentine's Day when you have Friday the 13th 😂
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Discord lied.
they’re now sending scanned IDs to persona, a third party company.
“facial scans will never leave your device” -discord lmao.
they’re now sending scanned IDs to persona, a third party company.
“facial scans will never leave your device” -discord lmao.
February 12, 2026 at 6:54 PM
Discord lied.
they’re now sending scanned IDs to persona, a third party company.
“facial scans will never leave your device” -discord lmao.
they’re now sending scanned IDs to persona, a third party company.
“facial scans will never leave your device” -discord lmao.
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America isn't A shitshow it's The shitshow. Have some respect.
February 12, 2026 at 11:50 PM
America isn't A shitshow it's The shitshow. Have some respect.
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I hope this email finds you on the couch with the necessary amount of blankets, snacks, and pets
February 12, 2026 at 6:36 PM
I hope this email finds you on the couch with the necessary amount of blankets, snacks, and pets
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if the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie you may be entitled to compensation
February 12, 2026 at 6:09 PM
if the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie you may be entitled to compensation
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Friendship is like Jenga.
The longer it lasts, the less stable it becomes.
The longer it lasts, the less stable it becomes.
February 12, 2026 at 6:00 AM
Friendship is like Jenga.
The longer it lasts, the less stable it becomes.
The longer it lasts, the less stable it becomes.
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Life has a very strange way of reconnecting us to the people and places that really matter
February 12, 2026 at 5:53 AM
Life has a very strange way of reconnecting us to the people and places that really matter
Friendship is like Jenga.
The longer it lasts, the less stable it becomes.
The longer it lasts, the less stable it becomes.
February 12, 2026 at 6:00 AM
Friendship is like Jenga.
The longer it lasts, the less stable it becomes.
The longer it lasts, the less stable it becomes.
I maintain a very small circle.
Partially because I do not like people and partially because I make no attempt to be likeable.
That said, my circle became significantly smaller this month. Should have stuck with the "trust no one" philosophy.
(no one here was involved, so quit wondering)
Partially because I do not like people and partially because I make no attempt to be likeable.
That said, my circle became significantly smaller this month. Should have stuck with the "trust no one" philosophy.
(no one here was involved, so quit wondering)
February 12, 2026 at 5:57 AM
I maintain a very small circle.
Partially because I do not like people and partially because I make no attempt to be likeable.
That said, my circle became significantly smaller this month. Should have stuck with the "trust no one" philosophy.
(no one here was involved, so quit wondering)
Partially because I do not like people and partially because I make no attempt to be likeable.
That said, my circle became significantly smaller this month. Should have stuck with the "trust no one" philosophy.
(no one here was involved, so quit wondering)
My son's mother raised him with Catholic guilt.
I taught him freedom of belief.
At 25 he feels guilty for believing Christianity is a load of bunk.
I taught him freedom of belief.
At 25 he feels guilty for believing Christianity is a load of bunk.
February 12, 2026 at 5:16 AM
My son's mother raised him with Catholic guilt.
I taught him freedom of belief.
At 25 he feels guilty for believing Christianity is a load of bunk.
I taught him freedom of belief.
At 25 he feels guilty for believing Christianity is a load of bunk.
quote this post with a gif of one of your favorite movies
February 12, 2026 at 3:57 AM
quote this post with a gif of one of your favorite movies
Describe your Bluesky account in three words:
Totally Fucking Useless
Totally Fucking Useless
Describe your Bluesky account in three words:
no idea here
no idea here
Describe your Bluesky account in three words:
pizza butt fart
pizza butt fart
February 12, 2026 at 12:52 AM
Describe your Bluesky account in three words:
Totally Fucking Useless
Totally Fucking Useless
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Also for your viewing pleasure! Those tuxedo cats are so sweet.
February 11, 2026 at 7:14 PM
Also for your viewing pleasure! Those tuxedo cats are so sweet.