Muffy Saint-John
@muffy.bsky.social
Leader of the Hamburger Helper people.
I’m a weremom.
I’m a weremom.
The economy is so bad Method Man had to get a second job as NFL photographer
November 11, 2025 at 10:09 PM
The economy is so bad Method Man had to get a second job as NFL photographer
Let’s get real here - a 50 year mortgage? Do you have to be….under 30 to qualify?
You add 50 years to most adults’ ages and the total equals dead
You add 50 years to most adults’ ages and the total equals dead
November 11, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Let’s get real here - a 50 year mortgage? Do you have to be….under 30 to qualify?
You add 50 years to most adults’ ages and the total equals dead
You add 50 years to most adults’ ages and the total equals dead
I bet this man doesn’t even know what a fridge looks like
November 11, 2025 at 12:21 AM
I bet this man doesn’t even know what a fridge looks like
I love seeing these big floofy dogs every day. It helps.
November 10, 2025 at 7:38 PM
I love seeing these big floofy dogs every day. It helps.
I can't let Rudy not dying today take my Thanksgiving spirit. It's been hard to find lately, but I LOVE making a Thanksgiving dinner. I was not the Thanksgiving cook last year, so I don't want to miss out this year. Bitches best recognize, I will be having a happy Thanksgiving.
November 10, 2025 at 7:29 PM
I can't let Rudy not dying today take my Thanksgiving spirit. It's been hard to find lately, but I LOVE making a Thanksgiving dinner. I was not the Thanksgiving cook last year, so I don't want to miss out this year. Bitches best recognize, I will be having a happy Thanksgiving.
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happy butthole Monday to those who celebrate
November 10, 2025 at 7:17 PM
happy butthole Monday to those who celebrate
Feeling a little better after using the treadmill, eating lunch, and now I'm listening to one my favorite radio shows!
Don't Stop Rappin'
Don't Stop Rappin'
a man stands in front of a sign that reads too short playa
Alt: Too $hort strikes a crossed arms photo pose. Text says TOO $HORT PLAYA. Looks like he's about to ask us what his favorite word is.
media.tenor.com
November 10, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Feeling a little better after using the treadmill, eating lunch, and now I'm listening to one my favorite radio shows!
Don't Stop Rappin'
Don't Stop Rappin'
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I got back to my office after the vote last night and recorded this. There's no way to sugarcoat what happened. And my fear is that Trump gets stronger, not weaker, because of this acquiescence. I'm angry - like you. But I choose to keep fighting.
November 10, 2025 at 3:02 PM
I got back to my office after the vote last night and recorded this. There's no way to sugarcoat what happened. And my fear is that Trump gets stronger, not weaker, because of this acquiescence. I'm angry - like you. But I choose to keep fighting.
Angry and frustrated today.
November 10, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Angry and frustrated today.
Now, all of the Almond Joys are missing.
November 10, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Now, all of the Almond Joys are missing.
Was hoping Rudy had died
November 10, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Was hoping Rudy had died
Not sure what happened, but we are out of Twix
November 10, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Not sure what happened, but we are out of Twix
Les incompétents season came early
November 10, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Les incompétents season came early
No joke, saw a crappy what should be $6 broom on “clearance” for $20 today.
November 10, 2025 at 3:27 AM
No joke, saw a crappy what should be $6 broom on “clearance” for $20 today.
Why is this asshole on the NFL Sunday broadcast?
November 9, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Why is this asshole on the NFL Sunday broadcast?
On the door at my local Walmart. That was not there a few days ago, I know this because I was there a few days ago…
November 9, 2025 at 6:28 PM
On the door at my local Walmart. That was not there a few days ago, I know this because I was there a few days ago…
If I ruined the workplace I need to be paid handsomely to stay at home and craft. I can’t be responsible for this atrocity! Poor white guys 🎻
November 9, 2025 at 4:41 PM
If I ruined the workplace I need to be paid handsomely to stay at home and craft. I can’t be responsible for this atrocity! Poor white guys 🎻
Patrick A. Penn, the Department of Agriculture top official demanding states undo SNAP benefits or face serious consequences.
November 9, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Patrick A. Penn, the Department of Agriculture top official demanding states undo SNAP benefits or face serious consequences.
Going to become a billionaire therapist and tell them that the only way to prevent the doomsday bunker guards from eating them is to prevent doomsday. Then they can live safely in the doomsday bunkers without the threat of cannibalism.
November 9, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Going to become a billionaire therapist and tell them that the only way to prevent the doomsday bunker guards from eating them is to prevent doomsday. Then they can live safely in the doomsday bunkers without the threat of cannibalism.
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Theoretically, this eventually turns into the “how do I ensure my doomsday bunker guards don’t eat me?” problem that all the “futurists” say is the number one question they’re asked by billionaires.
“More and more cabinet members — Rubio, Miller, Noem — live on military bases now, & it's another parallel to Iraq, where the administration lived in the Green Zone. There’s something deeply unhealthy about a society where leaders are literally shut off from the communities that they govern.”
Don Moynihan on "Purge, Merge, and Surge"
"Instead of surging in Iraq, it’s happening here in American cities."
www.publicnotice.co
November 8, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Theoretically, this eventually turns into the “how do I ensure my doomsday bunker guards don’t eat me?” problem that all the “futurists” say is the number one question they’re asked by billionaires.
Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers looks really good, high quality film.
November 8, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers looks really good, high quality film.
Some of the very best love song lyrics are in “Contagious” by The Isley Brothers
November 8, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Some of the very best love song lyrics are in “Contagious” by The Isley Brothers
The number one reason is reply guy
November 8, 2025 at 2:11 AM
The number one reason is reply guy
I like choose your own adventure timelines
November 8, 2025 at 2:10 AM
I like choose your own adventure timelines
I just think jump scares are fun. It’s why I love haunted houses!
November 8, 2025 at 2:09 AM
I just think jump scares are fun. It’s why I love haunted houses!