Maper Bacon 🥓
@borntoeatbacon.com
Old gimp who likes Halloween/Samhain, Sci-Fi, & horror.
*On the spectrum.
*My roommate is a cat.
*I know were my towel is.
*Location: North-East Ohio
*Letterboxd: https://boxd.it/eh3g
*Wishlist: http://wishlist.borntoeatbacon.com
*On the spectrum.
*My roommate is a cat.
*I know were my towel is.
*Location: North-East Ohio
*Letterboxd: https://boxd.it/eh3g
*Wishlist: http://wishlist.borntoeatbacon.com
The freezer? That's were I keep my Reese's cups.
Never thought to put Snickers in there, before now....
Never thought to put Snickers in there, before now....
November 12, 2025 at 7:39 PM
The freezer? That's were I keep my Reese's cups.
Never thought to put Snickers in there, before now....
Never thought to put Snickers in there, before now....
Ever have a Snickers Ice Cream bar?
November 12, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Ever have a Snickers Ice Cream bar?
Nice combo. Bouncing off the walls, leaving coffee stains from your soaked clothes everywhere? 🤣
November 12, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Nice combo. Bouncing off the walls, leaving coffee stains from your soaked clothes everywhere? 🤣
Trying to purge my mind's eye of one legged faucet foot....
November 12, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Trying to purge my mind's eye of one legged faucet foot....
Yay for coffee!!!!
In the mouth and not in your clothes.
In the mouth and not in your clothes.
November 12, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Yay for coffee!!!!
In the mouth and not in your clothes.
In the mouth and not in your clothes.
That's the difference. They say "beauty is only skin deep", but that is most often true only of the self proclaimed "beautiful people".
Truly beautiful people shine from within with a radiance that can only be denied by themselves.
Truly beautiful people shine from within with a radiance that can only be denied by themselves.
November 12, 2025 at 5:04 PM
That's the difference. They say "beauty is only skin deep", but that is most often true only of the self proclaimed "beautiful people".
Truly beautiful people shine from within with a radiance that can only be denied by themselves.
Truly beautiful people shine from within with a radiance that can only be denied by themselves.
Like most truly beautiful people, she doesn't see what we see in her. It is a shame as she really is very pretty.
November 12, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Like most truly beautiful people, she doesn't see what we see in her. It is a shame as she really is very pretty.
Like we're gonna take your word for it? As if! I trust @emceekayvee.bsky.social 's judgement.
November 12, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Like we're gonna take your word for it? As if! I trust @emceekayvee.bsky.social 's judgement.
OMG!
a man in a suit and tie is dancing .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is dancing .
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November 12, 2025 at 4:38 PM
OMG!
4 cups today? That's a lot of cups for her to work off. She better get busy.
November 12, 2025 at 4:28 PM
4 cups today? That's a lot of cups for her to work off. She better get busy.
Did Brutus per chance lick up some of the spilt coffee?
November 12, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Did Brutus per chance lick up some of the spilt coffee?
Nobody realizes how many situations were resolved during a smoke break. There is nothing like a smoke break to bring together a group of people from different departments with different ideas to casually discuss an issue.
November 12, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Nobody realizes how many situations were resolved during a smoke break. There is nothing like a smoke break to bring together a group of people from different departments with different ideas to casually discuss an issue.
I would, but I have a feeling that your sports bra and undies have already had their share of coffee for one day.
November 12, 2025 at 4:14 PM
I would, but I have a feeling that your sports bra and undies have already had their share of coffee for one day.
Whatever it was
that somebody did
that she didn't like
I didn't do!
that somebody did
that she didn't like
I didn't do!
November 12, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Whatever it was
that somebody did
that she didn't like
I didn't do!
that somebody did
that she didn't like
I didn't do!
Oh damn, nobody considers the internal absorbency of neoprene. I will now!
I am drinking a cuppa in honor of the fallen, er, absorbed.
I am drinking a cuppa in honor of the fallen, er, absorbed.
November 12, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Oh damn, nobody considers the internal absorbency of neoprene. I will now!
I am drinking a cuppa in honor of the fallen, er, absorbed.
I am drinking a cuppa in honor of the fallen, er, absorbed.
10+ years without a Marlboro and I feel your pain. The hardest part was convincing my brain that my car could be started without a lit cigarette in my mouth.
November 12, 2025 at 3:09 PM
10+ years without a Marlboro and I feel your pain. The hardest part was convincing my brain that my car could be started without a lit cigarette in my mouth.
Must be a padded bra to be that absorbent.
November 12, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Must be a padded bra to be that absorbent.
Yeah, it was very sad..
November 12, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Yeah, it was very sad..
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reflecting off the lake?!
November 12, 2025 at 2:43 AM
reflecting off the lake?!