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Splendid Hobo
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Day blinth of counting using my own number system
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What if we made out in the LEGO store.
November 11, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Doggy style so I can sign my divorce papers
November 11, 2025 at 2:50 PM
After a certain age men in light colored jeans look ridiculous
November 11, 2025 at 2:49 PM
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Today I gave my youngest nephew a stuffed animal that he immediately clutched tightly to his chest and then placed lovingly in a wheelbarrow he proceeded to push in circles around the yard for the next 15 minutes
November 1, 2025 at 7:20 PM
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I get all my cardio being an also ran.
November 10, 2025 at 12:55 AM
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Calgon took us eighties babies away on a bed of paraben-laced microplastics straight into this current dystopia.
November 10, 2025 at 5:34 PM
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Ooh yeah pour that hope all over me, baby
November 5, 2025 at 5:01 AM
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Got some tuna water in an open cut, I bet I wake up with an incredibly shitty super power.
November 7, 2025 at 1:41 PM
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Eeyore just called and said we can’t hang out anymore cuz I’m too depressing.
November 7, 2025 at 2:26 PM
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I think that’s enough of raw-dogging life, going forward I’m leaning heavily into LSD.
November 10, 2025 at 2:53 PM
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Don't talk to me like you haven't stuck a finger in your ass just to see what it felt like
November 11, 2025 at 5:17 AM
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an owl babysitter is a hootenanny has this been done before
November 8, 2025 at 6:57 PM
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My mind feels like I’m much younger but my body is like nope
November 11, 2025 at 2:47 AM
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starting a mosh pit with my emotions
November 10, 2025 at 6:58 PM
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celebrating the end of another workweek by shifting into my weekend form of a potato as is tradition
November 7, 2025 at 6:11 AM
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should we all move back to europe and be like jk we never left what’s america lol you guys are crazy anyway where is my health insurance at
November 11, 2025 at 1:49 AM
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Any time I don’t know the answer to a question, I say “the surgeon was the boy’s mother” just in case
November 11, 2025 at 12:46 AM
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I'll hold your hair back so you don't get any apocalypse on it.
November 9, 2025 at 2:57 AM
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At an awkward age: old enough to be grumpy at the noise of fireworks but I still can't avoid going woooooo every time
November 5, 2025 at 9:35 PM
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If you're in my replies for any activity other than praise, you better bring cash or a hot covered dish
October 4, 2025 at 9:37 PM
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maybe restructuring the entire american economy around the computer that lies was a mistake
November 11, 2025 at 9:49 AM
I got a C minus on a pregnancy test because I thought it involved karate and a toilet brush
November 11, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Turned over a new leaf and found an angry scorpion
November 9, 2025 at 5:26 PM
The circle filling in while I waited for your nudes to download was like a little strip tease
November 9, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Woke up at 5 to get an early start on being tired
November 9, 2025 at 12:17 PM