Splendid Hobo
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A bindle full of blues
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A large part of my life has been spent looking for a surface to put things on
Good concept, poor execution
* my life
* my life
January 3, 2026 at 5:08 AM
Good concept, poor execution
* my life
* my life
Oh, you take your coffee with mocha syrup and three shots of espresso? My grandfather was lucky to get an ice shard in his tin of river water.
January 2, 2026 at 6:11 AM
Oh, you take your coffee with mocha syrup and three shots of espresso? My grandfather was lucky to get an ice shard in his tin of river water.
For most of 2026 I’ll be harrumphing
January 2, 2026 at 6:04 AM
For most of 2026 I’ll be harrumphing
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if you came here to see if i was sorry:
I'm not.
I'm not.
November 7, 2025 at 11:10 AM
if you came here to see if i was sorry:
I'm not.
I'm not.
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If a company’s hiring sign says, “Come grow with us,” you’re about to do the job of roughly 3-5 people
December 29, 2025 at 1:41 AM
If a company’s hiring sign says, “Come grow with us,” you’re about to do the job of roughly 3-5 people
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Gen X rawdogging is sending a fax without a cover letter
December 29, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Gen X rawdogging is sending a fax without a cover letter
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Kids are sticky and smell like food they don’t have anymore. You can’t trust kids
December 30, 2025 at 12:08 PM
Kids are sticky and smell like food they don’t have anymore. You can’t trust kids
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I hate that I have to ask this but, who is Cinnabon for? I was 330 lbs and still thought, “well that seems like a bit much”
December 30, 2025 at 3:10 PM
I hate that I have to ask this but, who is Cinnabon for? I was 330 lbs and still thought, “well that seems like a bit much”
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Saw a guy wearing a Decemberists shirt and he couldn’t even name three other historical insurrections
December 31, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Saw a guy wearing a Decemberists shirt and he couldn’t even name three other historical insurrections
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If you start Inside Out by Eve 6 at 11:58:31, you’ll start out 2026 asking if you’re origami
December 31, 2025 at 5:07 PM
If you start Inside Out by Eve 6 at 11:58:31, you’ll start out 2026 asking if you’re origami
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I turned the heat up but I'm still cold. I think my furnace is gaslighting me.
December 30, 2025 at 12:37 PM
I turned the heat up but I'm still cold. I think my furnace is gaslighting me.
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Your tits look fantastic.
January 1, 2026 at 9:27 AM
Your tits look fantastic.
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There was a guy at the $3 taco place last night who had a beard that looked like it had slain at least 12 mastodons
December 31, 2025 at 9:15 PM
There was a guy at the $3 taco place last night who had a beard that looked like it had slain at least 12 mastodons
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I kind of love the way the camera lingers for what seems an eternity on any letter or map in a Three Stooges episode. It’s like, take your time – we worked hard to make this bit funny and we want you to forget about your consumption or polio for a moment
December 31, 2025 at 9:32 PM
I kind of love the way the camera lingers for what seems an eternity on any letter or map in a Three Stooges episode. It’s like, take your time – we worked hard to make this bit funny and we want you to forget about your consumption or polio for a moment
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Is it the stick up your ass that’s pressing the keys right now?
December 30, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Is it the stick up your ass that’s pressing the keys right now?
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New year, same neuroses.
January 1, 2026 at 2:14 PM
New year, same neuroses.
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Got banned for life from working in McDonald's on my first day for shouting YES McCHEF every time an order came in.
January 1, 2026 at 2:02 PM
Got banned for life from working in McDonald's on my first day for shouting YES McCHEF every time an order came in.
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Not to brag, but I’m pretty good at yelling.
January 1, 2026 at 5:58 AM
Not to brag, but I’m pretty good at yelling.
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Just like your sad, exhausted Christmas tree, I too am still lit.
December 30, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Just like your sad, exhausted Christmas tree, I too am still lit.
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I’m not even hungry anymore I’m just waiting for the universe to give me something else to do besides eat.
January 1, 2026 at 6:53 AM
I’m not even hungry anymore I’m just waiting for the universe to give me something else to do besides eat.
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You wouldn’t ask a woman her age, so don’t ask me how many cookies I ate for breakfast.
January 1, 2026 at 5:32 PM
You wouldn’t ask a woman her age, so don’t ask me how many cookies I ate for breakfast.
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a word cloud that’s just says fuck in varying sizes
December 30, 2025 at 9:19 PM
a word cloud that’s just says fuck in varying sizes
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my 2026 resolution is to destroy every precious moments figurine i encounter
January 1, 2026 at 2:27 PM
my 2026 resolution is to destroy every precious moments figurine i encounter