Splendid Hobo
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A bindle full of blues
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A large part of my life has been spent looking for a surface to put things on
First thing you should do when you get to prison is walk into the bathroom and announce you have to go tinkly winkly
January 14, 2026 at 9:51 PM
First thing you should do when you get to prison is walk into the bathroom and announce you have to go tinkly winkly
Welcome to Baltimore
January 14, 2026 at 5:26 PM
Welcome to Baltimore
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Just divide by zero who gives a shit anymore
January 12, 2026 at 7:34 PM
Just divide by zero who gives a shit anymore
My only sure-fire cry is when Captain Call has his final goodbye with Augustus McCrae
January 13, 2026 at 12:35 AM
My only sure-fire cry is when Captain Call has his final goodbye with Augustus McCrae
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just tell trump he got greenland. he'll most likely be dead soon, so you probably won't have to keep up the lie for very long. if he asks to visit you can fly him literally anywhere and say it's greenland
January 11, 2026 at 11:30 AM
just tell trump he got greenland. he'll most likely be dead soon, so you probably won't have to keep up the lie for very long. if he asks to visit you can fly him literally anywhere and say it's greenland
I guess there’s not a “Deep State” any more…the scum is floating right on the top
January 8, 2026 at 6:17 PM
I guess there’s not a “Deep State” any more…the scum is floating right on the top
Kristi Noem is right: it is domestic terrorism, perpetuated by our own government against unarmed, innocent citizens at point blank range
January 8, 2026 at 6:08 PM
Kristi Noem is right: it is domestic terrorism, perpetuated by our own government against unarmed, innocent citizens at point blank range
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Happy birthday, Elvis. In honor of the King, I will eat a hamburger while sitting on the toilet today.
January 8, 2026 at 4:58 PM
Happy birthday, Elvis. In honor of the King, I will eat a hamburger while sitting on the toilet today.
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every seat in a movie theater should have an "I have to pee" button and if enough people press it they should be able to pause the movie
January 7, 2026 at 2:08 AM
every seat in a movie theater should have an "I have to pee" button and if enough people press it they should be able to pause the movie
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I'm sorry for only talking about myself, but I don't know who the hell you are.
October 26, 2024 at 1:52 AM
I'm sorry for only talking about myself, but I don't know who the hell you are.
my cousin never laughs at my “I fucked your mom” jokes
January 6, 2026 at 5:24 AM
my cousin never laughs at my “I fucked your mom” jokes
I find the “What’s up?” in the skeeting box kind of threatening
January 6, 2026 at 5:22 AM
I find the “What’s up?” in the skeeting box kind of threatening
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am i having some sort of brain episode or are my glasses dirty: a love story
January 6, 2026 at 12:40 AM
am i having some sort of brain episode or are my glasses dirty: a love story
I’ve been YouTubing a former Dutch biker rebuilding a dilapidated farmhouse in the Italian Alps, and my life is happier for it.
January 5, 2026 at 3:00 PM
I’ve been YouTubing a former Dutch biker rebuilding a dilapidated farmhouse in the Italian Alps, and my life is happier for it.
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Maybe someday we can all come together in a spirit of solidarity and agree that the term ‘internet comedian’ is an oxymoron.
December 31, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Maybe someday we can all come together in a spirit of solidarity and agree that the term ‘internet comedian’ is an oxymoron.
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we held our collective breath for mere seconds before the fuckery continued unabated
January 3, 2026 at 11:03 PM
we held our collective breath for mere seconds before the fuckery continued unabated
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Happy New Year? I’m not falling for that shit again
December 31, 2024 at 8:56 PM
Happy New Year? I’m not falling for that shit again
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I have to go to bed. please have this all figured out by the morning
January 3, 2026 at 7:16 AM
I have to go to bed. please have this all figured out by the morning
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nothing is beyond your abilities if you’re okay with fucking up a lot
October 2, 2024 at 2:41 AM
nothing is beyond your abilities if you’re okay with fucking up a lot
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Like sand through the hourglass, so are the shitposts of our lives.
January 3, 2026 at 5:15 AM
Like sand through the hourglass, so are the shitposts of our lives.
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Sometimes I like to stay up late and think about all the books I hope to read.
January 3, 2026 at 5:51 AM
Sometimes I like to stay up late and think about all the books I hope to read.
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I want to be muzzled at all times like Hannibal Lecter so people are too afraid to talk to me.
January 4, 2026 at 2:20 AM
I want to be muzzled at all times like Hannibal Lecter so people are too afraid to talk to me.
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everything is terrible so tonight go out and worship the wolf supermoon she’s our only hope
January 3, 2026 at 7:54 PM
everything is terrible so tonight go out and worship the wolf supermoon she’s our only hope
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if you’re mentally exhausted it’s bc you’ve been paying attention
January 3, 2026 at 3:14 PM
if you’re mentally exhausted it’s bc you’ve been paying attention
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*looking around* i was an honor roll student for this?
January 4, 2026 at 4:40 PM
*looking around* i was an honor roll student for this?