The Man Who Would Be Damn Hell Ass King
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Due to a series of events that I'm not going into now, my daughter knows Tom Cruise as "the guy who has diarrhea"
January 1, 2026 at 2:48 AM
Due to a series of events that I'm not going into now, my daughter knows Tom Cruise as "the guy who has diarrhea"
The Biden DOJ had this Smith testimony right?
January 1, 2026 at 1:51 AM
The Biden DOJ had this Smith testimony right?
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The entire party and their supporters want unfettered access to kids genitals. It's more important to them than tax breaks. This isn't a joke post. They're using the full weight of the government to protect a cabal of pedophiles with the President right at the top. What else is there to say
i do find it a fascinating assumption rightwingers are making that they should be able to walk into any daycare center and observe random peoples children whenever they want
December 31, 2025 at 8:09 PM
The entire party and their supporters want unfettered access to kids genitals. It's more important to them than tax breaks. This isn't a joke post. They're using the full weight of the government to protect a cabal of pedophiles with the President right at the top. What else is there to say
Joker says Rachel Dawes remains "firm and unshaken" after fuel-bomb incineration
Chief Justice John Roberts says the Constitution remains "firm and unshaken" with major Supreme Court rulings ahead.
Chief Justice says Constitution remains 'firm and unshaken' with major Supreme Court rulings ahead
Chief Justice John Roberts says that the Constitution remains a sturdy pillar for the country, a message that comes after a tumultuous year in the nation’s judicial system with pivotal Supreme Court decisions on the horizon.
bit.ly
January 1, 2026 at 12:03 AM
Joker says Rachel Dawes remains "firm and unshaken" after fuel-bomb incineration
Every time anyone pushes back this big baby folds
BREAKING: After legal setbacks, President Trump says he's dropping push for the National Guard in Chicago, Los Angeles and Portland for now.
Trump says he's dropping push for National Guard in Chicago, LA and Portland, Oregon, for now
President Donald Trump says he’s dropping — for now — his push to deploy National Guard troops in Chicago, Los Angeles and Portland, Oregon.
bit.ly
December 31, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Every time anyone pushes back this big baby folds
I'm curious as to how aware Bari Weiss is that she's an incompetent stooge. I suspect she knows the second part but has Dunning Krugered herself into ignorance about the first
December 31, 2025 at 8:22 PM
I'm curious as to how aware Bari Weiss is that she's an incompetent stooge. I suspect she knows the second part but has Dunning Krugered herself into ignorance about the first
The people who have spent the last decade screeching about a pervasive ring of child traffickers are now confused about locks on daycares
December 31, 2025 at 7:50 PM
The people who have spent the last decade screeching about a pervasive ring of child traffickers are now confused about locks on daycares
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Trump Claims He Can’t Be Expected To Remember Every Birthday Card He Sends To Child Molesters https://theonion.com/trump-claims-he-cant-be-expected-to-remember-every-birthday-card-he-sends-to-child-molesters/
December 31, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Trump Claims He Can’t Be Expected To Remember Every Birthday Card He Sends To Child Molesters https://theonion.com/trump-claims-he-cant-be-expected-to-remember-every-birthday-card-he-sends-to-child-molesters/
Is Spider-Geddon worth reading? It's referenced pretty heavily in this Spider-Gwen book but I don't know that I have the strength
December 31, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Is Spider-Geddon worth reading? It's referenced pretty heavily in this Spider-Gwen book but I don't know that I have the strength
Conservatives are unfuckable losers and should spend their lives being relentlessly reminded of that simple fact
Everyone has a list of so-called "red flags" when they're dating. And for some, especially younger Americans, different political views is a relationship deal breaker.
Majority of Gen Z swipe left on dating people with opposite political views
Everyone has a list of so-called "red flags" when they're dating. And for some, especially younger Americans, different political views is a relationship deal breaker.
n.pr
December 31, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Conservatives are unfuckable losers and should spend their lives being relentlessly reminded of that simple fact
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Bridget Bardot did politics the right way (getting indicted a bunch)
December 31, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Bridget Bardot did politics the right way (getting indicted a bunch)
This one's up there
December 31, 2025 at 3:41 PM
This one's up there
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Winter Total Request Live 2026 begins for Tread Perilously in January! Stay tuned for Stargate SG-1's "Thor's Chariot" this Thursday on Apple Podcasts, Patreon, and @fanbasepress.bsky.social!
Co-Hosts: @eriksamaya.bsky.social & @weirdnoirmaster.bsky.social
Co-Hosts: @eriksamaya.bsky.social & @weirdnoirmaster.bsky.social
December 31, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Winter Total Request Live 2026 begins for Tread Perilously in January! Stay tuned for Stargate SG-1's "Thor's Chariot" this Thursday on Apple Podcasts, Patreon, and @fanbasepress.bsky.social!
Co-Hosts: @eriksamaya.bsky.social & @weirdnoirmaster.bsky.social
Co-Hosts: @eriksamaya.bsky.social & @weirdnoirmaster.bsky.social
The funny thing is usually products wait to be widely used before enshittifying
The power of suggestions ... "OpenAI Reportedly Planning to Make ChatGPT “Prioritize” Advertisers in Conversation" futurism.com/artificial-i...
OpenAI Reportedly Planning to Make ChatGPT "Prioritize" Advertisers in Conversation
OpenAI employees working on ChatGPT report plans to unleash sponsored advertisements above organic results.
futurism.com
December 31, 2025 at 2:53 PM
The funny thing is usually products wait to be widely used before enshittifying
The Sontaran Invasion
December 31, 2025 at 1:32 PM
The Sontaran Invasion
Terry Long: worst character in comics or worst character in any medium
December 31, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Terry Long: worst character in comics or worst character in any medium
In the midst of all this MTG rehabilitation talk, did we ever find out who disabled the panic button in Ayanna Pressley's office?
December 30, 2025 at 11:50 PM
In the midst of all this MTG rehabilitation talk, did we ever find out who disabled the panic button in Ayanna Pressley's office?
Chapter 2 million in the continuing novel "I Should Probably Get Tested"
I feel like a very autistic trait is holding a grudge against someone (or disliking them) because they loudly "corrected" you when you were right.
I have a handful of people that I side-eye when I see them because of this. I was right 😤
I have a handful of people that I side-eye when I see them because of this. I was right 😤
December 30, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Chapter 2 million in the continuing novel "I Should Probably Get Tested"
"We need a big tent, which means accepting conservatives, even from the far right, if they share our enemies."
"What about socialists?"
"lol no fuck those guys"
"What about socialists?"
"lol no fuck those guys"
December 30, 2025 at 5:44 PM
"We need a big tent, which means accepting conservatives, even from the far right, if they share our enemies."
"What about socialists?"
"lol no fuck those guys"
"What about socialists?"
"lol no fuck those guys"
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People lining up to celebrate MTG or other GOP castoffs despite the damage they’ve done to vulnerable groups and democracy just shows how much they desperately only want their lives to remain the same and are more than fine sacrificing anyone and everything to get there.
December 30, 2025 at 4:06 PM
People lining up to celebrate MTG or other GOP castoffs despite the damage they’ve done to vulnerable groups and democracy just shows how much they desperately only want their lives to remain the same and are more than fine sacrificing anyone and everything to get there.
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As a person of interest in January 6th and a believer in QAnon, MTG has never demonstrated a commitment to democracy. She’s only ever shown a willingness to do whatever it takes to attain and hold power. That fascist tendency is the last thing a pro-democracy coalition needs.
The pro-democracy movement needs to include factions which we disagree with vehemently on all other matters.
That’s the point of a pro-democracy movement—we aren’t aligned on the direction of our society, but we all agree we should have a right to contest it freely and fairly.
That’s the point of a pro-democracy movement—we aren’t aligned on the direction of our society, but we all agree we should have a right to contest it freely and fairly.
December 30, 2025 at 4:07 PM
As a person of interest in January 6th and a believer in QAnon, MTG has never demonstrated a commitment to democracy. She’s only ever shown a willingness to do whatever it takes to attain and hold power. That fascist tendency is the last thing a pro-democracy coalition needs.
lol the Bulwark dipshit blocked me
December 30, 2025 at 4:00 PM
lol the Bulwark dipshit blocked me
I feel like in a year or two Netflix is going to realize they don't have anything with the cultural penetration of Stranger Things and try to go back to the well with a sequel/spinoff.
December 30, 2025 at 3:47 PM
I feel like in a year or two Netflix is going to realize they don't have anything with the cultural penetration of Stranger Things and try to go back to the well with a sequel/spinoff.
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"She helped to pass a fascist bill, which is 100% part of liberalism" is what he should have said, if he was being honest. Then he could explain how liberalism holds the door open for fascism, if he was being honest.
See also: the Social Democrats, 1933.
See also: the Social Democrats, 1933.
This is why I don’t trust the "Never Trump" Bulwark guys. They’re perfectly comfortable with real people being harmed, so long as the harm comes via a process they can label “liberal democracy.”
December 30, 2025 at 3:20 PM
"She helped to pass a fascist bill, which is 100% part of liberalism" is what he should have said, if he was being honest. Then he could explain how liberalism holds the door open for fascism, if he was being honest.
See also: the Social Democrats, 1933.
See also: the Social Democrats, 1933.
Fun how before every elections, leftists are an unimportant constituency that can safely be ignored but after every election, they're the single group that decided everything
December 29, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Fun how before every elections, leftists are an unimportant constituency that can safely be ignored but after every election, they're the single group that decided everything