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A fan made this based on something I might or might not have said on the podcast
November 13, 2025 at 10:40 PM
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A sitting congressman trafficked and raped a teenager
The woman whom the House Ethics Committee determined Matt Gaetz paid for sex when she was 17 years old was living in a homeless shelter, working at McDonald's, and needed the money for braces www.nytimes.com/2025/11/13/u...
November 13, 2025 at 8:30 PM
I'm not a fan of the carceral state by any stretch, but if it can't even lock up pedophiles, what exactly is it for?
November 13, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Can't believe the may every day be another wonderful secret guy was doing pedophilia
November 13, 2025 at 7:07 PM
It seems like rank hypocrisy until you remember conservatives don't hold beliefs
Megyn Kelly: "I know somebody very close to this case…Jeffrey Epstein, in this person's view, was not a pedophile…He was into the barely legal type, like he liked 15 year old girls…He wasn't into like 8 year olds…There's a difference between a 15 year old and a 5 year old."
November 13, 2025 at 7:01 PM
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Predictable but still amazing to watch people who spent literally years accusing every librarian, teacher, and trans person they could find of sexually grooming children suddenly throw themselves in with "actually it's ephebophilia"
Megyn Kelly: "I know somebody very close to this case…Jeffrey Epstein, in this person's view, was not a pedophile…He was into the barely legal type, like he liked 15 year old girls…He wasn't into like 8 year olds…There's a difference between a 15 year old and a 5 year old."
November 13, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Lotta Technical Genuises out there today
The 5 Stupidest People On The Planet (Are All Donald Trump)
We're really looking forward to the comment section on this one.
www.cracked.com
November 13, 2025 at 6:47 PM
If you ever find yourself saying "Well, it's not technically pedophilia" please understand you're a bad person
November 13, 2025 at 6:46 PM
I hope he has the same quality of care as the poorest one of his constituents
John Fetterman was taken to the hospital after suffering from a “ventricular fibrillation flare-up” and falling near his home
John Fetterman Hospitalized After Fall
www.huffpost.com
November 13, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Democrats have just been handed the ability to make pedophilia a partisan issue. Imagine if we had an opposition party
November 13, 2025 at 6:19 PM
The ACA was literally the Republican solution to healthcare but sure yeah, go nuts
NEW: As health insurance bills rise, Republicans are still seeking an Obamacare alternative

There is no legislative product yet.

No consensus in the party about a plan.

But top GOP lawmakers and policy figures on Capitol Hill have begun discussing concepts.

www.nbcnews.com/politics/con...
As health insurance bills rise, Republicans are still seeking an Obamacare alternative
Premiums for millions of Americans in red and blue states are expected to more than double on average next year unless Congress finds a solution.
www.nbcnews.com
November 13, 2025 at 6:11 PM
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Trump Denies Writing 36-Volume Comic Titled ‘Don And Jeff: Time Pedophiles https://theonion.com/trump-denies-writing-36-volume-comic-titled-don-and-jeff-time-pedophiles/
November 13, 2025 at 6:00 PM
If Democrats were interested in winning elections they would be putting themselves in front of every camera they could find with the simple message: prosecute the pedophiles
November 13, 2025 at 4:48 PM
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Tread Perilously‘s month of backdoor pilots spotlights, arguably, the most successful backdoor pilot ever made: Diff’rent Strokes' “The Girls School.” Feat. @notwallaceshawn.bsky.social! On Apple Podcasts, Patreon, & @fanbasepress.bsky.social

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Tread Perilously - ‘Diff’rent Strokes: The Girls School’ - Fanbasepress
Tread Perilously is a podcast in which hosts Erik Amaya and author Justin Robinson watch the “worst” episodes of popular TV shows, attempting to determine if
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November 13, 2025 at 4:36 PM
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Starting immediately, all journalism schools need to have a required course called "if you discover mountains of indisputable evidence of a giant pedophile conspiracy, you gotta say something"
November 13, 2025 at 7:55 AM
Excerpt from BlankAnon, which I wrote in 2021
November 13, 2025 at 4:18 PM
This is dead on and hinges on the conservative idea of what is meant by "crime" and "criminal." To a normal person, a criminal is someone guilty of a crime. To a conservative, a criminal is a class of person, usually identifiable by ethnic, gender, or other out-group markers
A convicted felon who had also been found liable for sexual assault and committed additional crimes in plain sight was close with a notorious child sex trafficker and likely participated in some of those crimes too got elected with much of that known and spent his presidency railing against “crime.”
November 13, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Somebody pointed out that Garland was part of the whole pedo-mafia operation but she got banned
The horrifying emails coming from the Estate (and not the DOJ) made me think about something else. Merrick Garland had access to all the Epstein Files and I'm sure he knows what's in them and he could've gone after Trump for that in addition to J6 but he didn't. Garland protected pedos.
November 13, 2025 at 3:30 PM
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The horrifying emails coming from the Estate (and not the DOJ) made me think about something else. Merrick Garland had access to all the Epstein Files and I'm sure he knows what's in them and he could've gone after Trump for that in addition to J6 but he didn't. Garland protected pedos.
November 13, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Megyn Kelly's new cope is loathsome, but it's not out of character. This is a grown woman who had a meltdown over the idea of Santa not being white
November 13, 2025 at 3:28 PM
This is a fun question because Blank spends pretty much all of BlankAnon dead below the waist
In the spirit of kink positivity--what kinks do everyone's characters have (if this is something your characters have)?

*Important note: Ace people and characters can and do also have kinks!
November 13, 2025 at 3:18 PM
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The Republican president is a pedophile who has doubled my healthcare costs and let scores of violent criminals out of jail. But a Democratic mayor-elect wants to make busses free in a city I don't live in. I have never felt more politically homeless.
November 13, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Trump take egg, Trump give egg job, egg big mad
Trump’s White House communications director raged at a Democratic congresswoman for daring to question the Trump administration’s narrative on the release of more than 20,000 documents from the Epstein estate.
Trump Goon Loses It Over Rep’s TV Hit on Trump-Epstein Ties
Don’t worry. The White House totally has the situation under control.
trib.al
November 13, 2025 at 1:55 PM
TRUMP: What are you thankful for Jeffrey

*lightning rakes the sky, Beelzebub appears in a cloud of flies*
November 13, 2025 at 3:15 AM