The best Dave you know
@thefaceofdave.bsky.social
Australia’s Favourite Dave. I've never been though.
avi by nature
Link to my brain stuffs: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaao77jomek3o
Link to my Steam Wishlist if ya nasty:
https://store.steampowered.com/wishlist/id/TheFaceOfDave
avi by nature
Link to my brain stuffs: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaao77jomek3o
Link to my Steam Wishlist if ya nasty:
https://store.steampowered.com/wishlist/id/TheFaceOfDave
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I used to do a podcast that has officially died. I have a good mic and headset and I'm fun to talk to. If you have a podcast idea and you don't suck, DM me. But you have to say, "podcast," in the DM so I know that you are not a bot.
I'm so tired of living in historic times. Wake me up in 4 years.
November 14, 2025 at 5:36 PM
I'm so tired of living in historic times. Wake me up in 4 years.
Jessie's girl doesn't have a name like Lot's wife. Kinda fucked up on both counts if the stories are to be believed.
November 13, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Jessie's girl doesn't have a name like Lot's wife. Kinda fucked up on both counts if the stories are to be believed.
Despite all my rage, I still look like Nicolas Cage.
November 13, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Despite all my rage, I still look like Nicolas Cage.
I don't know who needs to hear this but, I'm proud of you and you should be proud of yourself.*
*Affirmation does not apply to Republicans or libertarians.
*Affirmation does not apply to Republicans or libertarians.
November 13, 2025 at 3:01 AM
I don't know who needs to hear this but, I'm proud of you and you should be proud of yourself.*
*Affirmation does not apply to Republicans or libertarians.
*Affirmation does not apply to Republicans or libertarians.
I think about all the poor helpless souls who found me on their algorithm. What hurt you?
November 12, 2025 at 1:03 PM
I think about all the poor helpless souls who found me on their algorithm. What hurt you?
When you're late to work, you need to leave early to balance it out.
November 11, 2025 at 9:26 PM
When you're late to work, you need to leave early to balance it out.
"I hope you're happy" is never said sincerely.
November 11, 2025 at 8:33 PM
"I hope you're happy" is never said sincerely.
If I had to compare myself to any literary hero it would be Sonic because I always have the runs.
November 11, 2025 at 7:12 PM
If I had to compare myself to any literary hero it would be Sonic because I always have the runs.
Man isn't the most dangerous game. Mario Party with children aged 6 to 10 is.
November 11, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Man isn't the most dangerous game. Mario Party with children aged 6 to 10 is.
Do pathological liars admit to liking big butts?
November 11, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Do pathological liars admit to liking big butts?
I don't know how to explain it but if you grew up on Winnie the Pooh in the 80s, you're depressed now. The "Oh Bother" to "Why Bother" pipeline is real.
November 10, 2025 at 1:57 PM
I don't know how to explain it but if you grew up on Winnie the Pooh in the 80s, you're depressed now. The "Oh Bother" to "Why Bother" pipeline is real.
I'm not everybody's cup of tea but I am everybody's favorite Dave.
Only liars will disagree with this.
Only liars will disagree with this.
November 8, 2025 at 6:26 PM
I'm not everybody's cup of tea but I am everybody's favorite Dave.
Only liars will disagree with this.
Only liars will disagree with this.
LinkedIn is a toxic as Twixter. Every week I get a notification that someone from a local university is looking at my profile and I need to pay money to see who it is.
It's like, "little peakyweaky and HIDE!"
Fuckin creeps.
It's like, "little peakyweaky and HIDE!"
Fuckin creeps.
November 8, 2025 at 2:06 PM
LinkedIn is a toxic as Twixter. Every week I get a notification that someone from a local university is looking at my profile and I need to pay money to see who it is.
It's like, "little peakyweaky and HIDE!"
Fuckin creeps.
It's like, "little peakyweaky and HIDE!"
Fuckin creeps.
If cucumbers want to stay relevant they're going to need a brand update. They need to be called no-carb, gluten free, low sodium pickles.
November 7, 2025 at 1:54 PM
If cucumbers want to stay relevant they're going to need a brand update. They need to be called no-carb, gluten free, low sodium pickles.
The only time I want to hear, "chip off the old block," is if people are talking about aged cheese.
November 7, 2025 at 1:19 PM
The only time I want to hear, "chip off the old block," is if people are talking about aged cheese.
If you think you can't, try anyway. Either you will find out you can, which is cool, or you will find out your pattern noticing skills are fairly well honed, which is important, also.
November 7, 2025 at 1:07 PM
If you think you can't, try anyway. Either you will find out you can, which is cool, or you will find out your pattern noticing skills are fairly well honed, which is important, also.
I will now pronounce "cat" with a soft c.
November 7, 2025 at 1:06 AM
I will now pronounce "cat" with a soft c.
You can do it, fuckers!
November 7, 2025 at 12:59 AM
You can do it, fuckers!
Do you think that victims of attempted murder become insufferable with their story?
November 6, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Do you think that victims of attempted murder become insufferable with their story?
Trick or Treat for adults but instead of candy it is something off the Steam Wishlist
November 5, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Trick or Treat for adults but instead of candy it is something off the Steam Wishlist
Folks, I want to get ahead of this before it comes out. It is with a heavy heart that I have to confess that I am a full human person and not, as my @ states, just a Face.
I know that this may surprise people and I understand if I lose followers because of this.
I know that this may surprise people and I understand if I lose followers because of this.
November 5, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Folks, I want to get ahead of this before it comes out. It is with a heavy heart that I have to confess that I am a full human person and not, as my @ states, just a Face.
I know that this may surprise people and I understand if I lose followers because of this.
I know that this may surprise people and I understand if I lose followers because of this.
I find the cruelest thing in life is not actions done by people. It is the fact that people who have a lisp cannot properly tell you that they have a lisp.
November 5, 2025 at 3:33 PM
I find the cruelest thing in life is not actions done by people. It is the fact that people who have a lisp cannot properly tell you that they have a lisp.
I was just told that Geocentricism is fact and believing the theory that planets revolve around a star is an improvable theory. I'm too tired for this amount of ignorance.
This was AT WORK!
This was AT WORK!
November 5, 2025 at 2:28 PM
I was just told that Geocentricism is fact and believing the theory that planets revolve around a star is an improvable theory. I'm too tired for this amount of ignorance.
This was AT WORK!
This was AT WORK!
My brother gave me a ticket to see Colin Hay and I only cried tears of joy when he couldn't see me.
November 5, 2025 at 3:10 AM
My brother gave me a ticket to see Colin Hay and I only cried tears of joy when he couldn't see me.
If you could have dinner with one person, what would you serve Tom Hanks?
November 4, 2025 at 8:59 PM
If you could have dinner with one person, what would you serve Tom Hanks?