The best Dave you know
@thefaceofdave.bsky.social
Australia’s Favourite Dave. I've never been though.
avi by nature
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avi by nature
Link to my brain stuffs: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaao77jomek3o
Add me on Steam: https://steamcommunity.com/id/TheFaceOfDave/
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I used to do a podcast that has officially died. I have a good mic and headset and I'm fun to talk to. If you have a podcast idea and you don't suck, DM me. But you have to say, "podcast," in the DM so I know that you are not a bot.
Is stealing a philosophy book that is out of print/WELL out of copyright unethical?
December 31, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Is stealing a philosophy book that is out of print/WELL out of copyright unethical?
I'm embarrassed... This whole time I thought BDE stood for Big Dave Energy. I am sorry.
December 31, 2025 at 3:38 PM
I'm embarrassed... This whole time I thought BDE stood for Big Dave Energy. I am sorry.
ICE being compared to nazis is like the pot calling the pot the pot.
December 30, 2025 at 6:32 PM
ICE being compared to nazis is like the pot calling the pot the pot.
I have had the same haircut since 1983.
December 30, 2025 at 4:24 PM
I have had the same haircut since 1983.
Interviewer: What is your greatest weakness?
Me: I owned 2 versions of the Microsoft Zune.
Interviewer: Thank you for coming in.
Me: I owned 2 versions of the Microsoft Zune.
Interviewer: Thank you for coming in.
December 30, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Interviewer: What is your greatest weakness?
Me: I owned 2 versions of the Microsoft Zune.
Interviewer: Thank you for coming in.
Me: I owned 2 versions of the Microsoft Zune.
Interviewer: Thank you for coming in.
🎶Oh the weather outside is weather
and inside there is less weather.
So as long as weather's outside,
stay inside stay inside stay inside!🎶
and inside there is less weather.
So as long as weather's outside,
stay inside stay inside stay inside!🎶
December 30, 2025 at 2:08 PM
🎶Oh the weather outside is weather
and inside there is less weather.
So as long as weather's outside,
stay inside stay inside stay inside!🎶
and inside there is less weather.
So as long as weather's outside,
stay inside stay inside stay inside!🎶
Free Candy wouldn't get me in a van, but free Magic the Gathering cards might.
December 30, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Free Candy wouldn't get me in a van, but free Magic the Gathering cards might.
Comedave is Tragedave plus time.
December 29, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Comedave is Tragedave plus time.
I don't think the world revolves around me because I am on it. I think the universe revolves around me because I am in it.
December 29, 2025 at 6:40 PM
I don't think the world revolves around me because I am on it. I think the universe revolves around me because I am in it.
I'm not crying while watching the finale of The Good Place for the 15th time, you are.
December 29, 2025 at 4:16 AM
I'm not crying while watching the finale of The Good Place for the 15th time, you are.
2026 calendar matches 1998 so let's all listen to ska every day to live our best life!
December 28, 2025 at 12:27 AM
2026 calendar matches 1998 so let's all listen to ska every day to live our best life!
Whoops, he DIDN'T want us to share this... Oh well
December 27, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Whoops, he DIDN'T want us to share this... Oh well
If you think that leaving is a threat when you bring up teaching billionaires, you're stupid. Them being here is only a drain.
December 27, 2025 at 10:14 PM
If you think that leaving is a threat when you bring up teaching billionaires, you're stupid. Them being here is only a drain.
Motherfuckers, it's Crimbo. Merry day and shit.
December 25, 2025 at 6:46 AM
Motherfuckers, it's Crimbo. Merry day and shit.
Andrew Bernard's dad is on the Epstein List.
December 25, 2025 at 5:34 AM
Andrew Bernard's dad is on the Epstein List.
In the movie, "Emmett Otter's Jug Band Christmas," the villain, as in real life, is capitalism.
December 24, 2025 at 9:53 PM
In the movie, "Emmett Otter's Jug Band Christmas," the villain, as in real life, is capitalism.
Bit
Bitter
Bist
Bitter
Bist
December 24, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Bit
Bitter
Bist
Bitter
Bist
For Xmas, I give you all the gift of spirit*
*nothing, I didn't get you anything.
*nothing, I didn't get you anything.
December 24, 2025 at 6:42 PM
For Xmas, I give you all the gift of spirit*
*nothing, I didn't get you anything.
*nothing, I didn't get you anything.
A small animal fighting game mixed with dice gambling. It could be called Pokémon Craps.
December 22, 2025 at 11:52 AM
A small animal fighting game mixed with dice gambling. It could be called Pokémon Craps.
If I had a time machine, I'd go forward 200 years to see the future and my grave.
December 19, 2025 at 3:28 PM
If I had a time machine, I'd go forward 200 years to see the future and my grave.
One day, not soon, I will be gone and the world will need to pick a new favorite Dave. I do not envy the survivors of the loss of me.
December 19, 2025 at 2:23 PM
One day, not soon, I will be gone and the world will need to pick a new favorite Dave. I do not envy the survivors of the loss of me.
Me: You see the DNR, right?
Doctor: You're here for a physical.
Doctor: You're here for a physical.
December 19, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Me: You see the DNR, right?
Doctor: You're here for a physical.
Doctor: You're here for a physical.
I don't usually share petitions, but this is important:
c.org/HshpzzwYQS
c.org/HshpzzwYQS
This campaign needs you now
We Were All Busy That Weekend - Please Bring Morbius to the Theatre a Third Time
c.org
December 18, 2025 at 6:18 PM
I don't usually share petitions, but this is important:
c.org/HshpzzwYQS
c.org/HshpzzwYQS
If you are a PC gamer, get on Epic Games NOW so you can get Jotunnslayer: Hordes of Hel for free right now!
December 18, 2025 at 5:07 PM
If you are a PC gamer, get on Epic Games NOW so you can get Jotunnslayer: Hordes of Hel for free right now!
ACAB includes Carl Winslow. Sorry if that bothers you.
December 18, 2025 at 3:52 PM
ACAB includes Carl Winslow. Sorry if that bothers you.