Cornopolous
@cornopolous.bsky.social
Gravy. Always gravy. And your Mom.
(Also rugby, Padres, Vikings, chargers(?) ASU and your Mom)
(Also rugby, Padres, Vikings, chargers(?) ASU and your Mom)
The Spanos Curse is real.
January 12, 2026 at 4:15 AM
The Spanos Curse is real.
Me: long time chargers fan that has tried to hate them since they left.
Her: grew up on Cape Cod
Her: “Wait, you’re not rooting for the Chargers, are you?”
Me:(nervously) “I just want the guys to have fun.”
Her: grew up on Cape Cod
Her: “Wait, you’re not rooting for the Chargers, are you?”
Me:(nervously) “I just want the guys to have fun.”
January 12, 2026 at 1:43 AM
Me: long time chargers fan that has tried to hate them since they left.
Her: grew up on Cape Cod
Her: “Wait, you’re not rooting for the Chargers, are you?”
Me:(nervously) “I just want the guys to have fun.”
Her: grew up on Cape Cod
Her: “Wait, you’re not rooting for the Chargers, are you?”
Me:(nervously) “I just want the guys to have fun.”
Meet me at the Raising Cains in front of the Kumeyaay-Ipai Interpretive Center.
January 11, 2026 at 10:31 PM
Meet me at the Raising Cains in front of the Kumeyaay-Ipai Interpretive Center.
Trevor Lawrence is the Phillip Rivers of clutch play
January 11, 2026 at 9:07 PM
Trevor Lawrence is the Phillip Rivers of clutch play
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As I always do, I am once again reminding you to not throw Molotov cocktails during the Santa Ana’s.
January 11, 2026 at 6:30 PM
As I always do, I am once again reminding you to not throw Molotov cocktails during the Santa Ana’s.
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Jefferson was so proud of the law disestablishing the state church in Virginia he had it carved on his grave.
Indiana Lt. Gov. Micah Beckwith claims that every single one of the Founding Fathers "by today's standards, would be labeled a far-right Christian nationalist."
January 9, 2026 at 6:29 PM
Jefferson was so proud of the law disestablishing the state church in Virginia he had it carved on his grave.
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One More Saturday Night
January 11, 2026 at 12:50 AM
One More Saturday Night
Neck spasms so bad I got a cramp in a bicep and just threw up after my wife worked me out. It’s okay I guess, I have another arm
January 11, 2026 at 1:01 AM
Neck spasms so bad I got a cramp in a bicep and just threw up after my wife worked me out. It’s okay I guess, I have another arm
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on this day exactly 25 years ago, I pointed at a beautiful woman across the street & said "that's the girl I'm gonna marry one day,” but it turned out to be a lamppost
January 10, 2026 at 8:24 PM
on this day exactly 25 years ago, I pointed at a beautiful woman across the street & said "that's the girl I'm gonna marry one day,” but it turned out to be a lamppost
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The Black Panthers ✊🏾the most successful revolutionary struggle in American history, are still active today. THIS is how to fight fascism.
Community protection and education, and armed with lethal force.
Community protection and education, and armed with lethal force.
January 10, 2026 at 3:19 PM
The Black Panthers ✊🏾the most successful revolutionary struggle in American history, are still active today. THIS is how to fight fascism.
Community protection and education, and armed with lethal force.
Community protection and education, and armed with lethal force.
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The two most possessive things on earth are my Rottweiler with a stuffy, or an oligarch with someone else’s money
January 10, 2026 at 3:34 AM
The two most possessive things on earth are my Rottweiler with a stuffy, or an oligarch with someone else’s money
The problem with the Santa Ana’s every time they blow is I think my neighborhood is going to burn down again. Every time. It’s like PTSD for wind
January 10, 2026 at 4:44 AM
The problem with the Santa Ana’s every time they blow is I think my neighborhood is going to burn down again. Every time. It’s like PTSD for wind
The hardest thing about trying to pull off a 70’s windbreaker is you have to be a cop to wear one
January 10, 2026 at 4:37 AM
The hardest thing about trying to pull off a 70’s windbreaker is you have to be a cop to wear one
This killed in the Caucuses
Float like a Circassian, sting like a Sateré-Mawé.
January 10, 2026 at 4:29 AM
This killed in the Caucuses
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I can’t join ICE because I have a huge dick.
I can't join ICE because my masculinity isn't fragile.
I can’t join ICE because I’m not white-trash anymore
January 10, 2026 at 12:36 AM
I can’t join ICE because I have a huge dick.
The two most possessive things on earth are my Rottweiler with a stuffy, or an oligarch with someone else’s money
January 10, 2026 at 3:34 AM
The two most possessive things on earth are my Rottweiler with a stuffy, or an oligarch with someone else’s money
Guys no Stream from me tonight, or really ever as I don’t know what Stream is and I have nothing to offer anyone
January 10, 2026 at 3:25 AM
Guys no Stream from me tonight, or really ever as I don’t know what Stream is and I have nothing to offer anyone
Daughter just was at pharmacy and they were ringing all her medicine up and the older man behind her said “Damn. You good?” She’s tight w pharmacy crew and they all busted up.
January 10, 2026 at 12:00 AM
Daughter just was at pharmacy and they were ringing all her medicine up and the older man behind her said “Damn. You good?” She’s tight w pharmacy crew and they all busted up.
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One day back on the other site, @sunshinejarboly.bsky.social wrote a fantastic thread about what it was like in the 1970s. It was a work of art, a masterpiece. And I'm not exaggerating when I say I think about the highlighted line every day.
January 9, 2026 at 6:56 PM
One day back on the other site, @sunshinejarboly.bsky.social wrote a fantastic thread about what it was like in the 1970s. It was a work of art, a masterpiece. And I'm not exaggerating when I say I think about the highlighted line every day.
Float like a Circassian, sting like a Sateré-Mawé.
January 9, 2026 at 2:52 AM
Float like a Circassian, sting like a Sateré-Mawé.
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ASU's updated portal haul:
January 8, 2026 at 6:53 PM
ASU's updated portal haul:
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[two guys bump into each other]
"You got herring in my Braunschweiger!"
"You got Braunschweiger in my herring!"
And that's how Herringschweiger was born.
"You got herring in my Braunschweiger!"
"You got Braunschweiger in my herring!"
And that's how Herringschweiger was born.
January 7, 2026 at 10:17 PM
[two guys bump into each other]
"You got herring in my Braunschweiger!"
"You got Braunschweiger in my herring!"
And that's how Herringschweiger was born.
"You got herring in my Braunschweiger!"
"You got Braunschweiger in my herring!"
And that's how Herringschweiger was born.
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After the assassination of Melissa Hortman it’s not hard to understand why a woman in Minnesota would be afraid of a man in a mask who says he’s a cop.
January 8, 2026 at 1:36 AM
After the assassination of Melissa Hortman it’s not hard to understand why a woman in Minnesota would be afraid of a man in a mask who says he’s a cop.
the summary executions will continue until the morale improves
January 7, 2026 at 11:24 PM
the summary executions will continue until the morale improves