Cornopolous
@cornopolous.bsky.social
Gravy. Always gravy. And your Mom.
(Also rugby, Padres, Vikings, chargers(?) ASU and your Mom)
(Also rugby, Padres, Vikings, chargers(?) ASU and your Mom)
So Kraft got tugs at strip mall massage parlors and Woodie Johnson likes kids. NFL oligarchs are just like us except for their sickness and depravity and they get to walk free when they commit crimes. Fuck all of this.
November 14, 2025 at 3:51 AM
So Kraft got tugs at strip mall massage parlors and Woodie Johnson likes kids. NFL oligarchs are just like us except for their sickness and depravity and they get to walk free when they commit crimes. Fuck all of this.
i’ve just finished enjoying some scratch made soup w my own broth and fresh bread like some sort of **every human that ever lived prior to the twentieth century**
November 14, 2025 at 3:34 AM
i’ve just finished enjoying some scratch made soup w my own broth and fresh bread like some sort of **every human that ever lived prior to the twentieth century**
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Thou shalt make a seven-layer dip, no more, no less. Seven shall be the number of the layers thou shalt dip, and the number of the dipping layers shall be seven. Eight thou shalt not dip, nether dip thou six. Nine is right out.
November 14, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Thou shalt make a seven-layer dip, no more, no less. Seven shall be the number of the layers thou shalt dip, and the number of the dipping layers shall be seven. Eight thou shalt not dip, nether dip thou six. Nine is right out.
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Just remember that things never get better when you’re a Padres fan :)
November 13, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Just remember that things never get better when you’re a Padres fan :)
I got your atmospheric river right here. (Points to clouds coming onshore)
November 13, 2025 at 5:49 PM
I got your atmospheric river right here. (Points to clouds coming onshore)
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Me and Robert Johnson at the crossroads, wondering if Arby’s is still open
November 13, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Me and Robert Johnson at the crossroads, wondering if Arby’s is still open
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Stiv Bators and Michael Monroe 1985 🖤
November 13, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Stiv Bators and Michael Monroe 1985 🖤
Many fewer photos of the Aurora, tonight.
(Yeah, because most are blind or were driven driven mad last night) head on a swivel people
(Yeah, because most are blind or were driven driven mad last night) head on a swivel people
November 13, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Many fewer photos of the Aurora, tonight.
(Yeah, because most are blind or were driven driven mad last night) head on a swivel people
(Yeah, because most are blind or were driven driven mad last night) head on a swivel people
When he finally tips over if a single one of you says “oh, no….JD…”. Within 12 hours of his awesome death I’m coming for you. You will celebrate. You will dance, you will not worry.
November 13, 2025 at 3:57 AM
When he finally tips over if a single one of you says “oh, no….JD…”. Within 12 hours of his awesome death I’m coming for you. You will celebrate. You will dance, you will not worry.
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While you guys were watching the northern lights, I studied the blade
November 12, 2025 at 5:45 AM
While you guys were watching the northern lights, I studied the blade
New York also has rebates still going as well. Not this big, but around 2,000.
November 12, 2025 at 12:04 AM
New York also has rebates still going as well. Not this big, but around 2,000.
I’m the Chinese Ghost City of people.
November 11, 2025 at 3:38 AM
I’m the Chinese Ghost City of people.
Making the right by my house and a guy walking slowly across the street had a pogo stick and dramatically dropped it on the car hood. (It slid off ) I said “hey you dropped something.” To which he said “fuck you.” I wish he could just get the help he needs on demand before he gets killed.
November 10, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Making the right by my house and a guy walking slowly across the street had a pogo stick and dramatically dropped it on the car hood. (It slid off ) I said “hey you dropped something.” To which he said “fuck you.” I wish he could just get the help he needs on demand before he gets killed.
What’s up, fella? Two more with him tonight
November 10, 2025 at 3:46 AM
What’s up, fella? Two more with him tonight
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Some harm some foul
November 9, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Some harm some foul
Well in another sign of the end of the world someone I know is selling World Cup Final seats for 30k each. How many would you like me to put you down for?
November 9, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Well in another sign of the end of the world someone I know is selling World Cup Final seats for 30k each. How many would you like me to put you down for?
I wish I’d married someone from another country so I could start a YouTube channel with topics like “My Italian wife tries beheading a family of oligarchs for the first time.”
November 9, 2025 at 10:03 PM
I wish I’d married someone from another country so I could start a YouTube channel with topics like “My Italian wife tries beheading a family of oligarchs for the first time.”
“ it’s admirable…. To be a high testosterone male”
Does he know any? These people are so, so insecure.
Does he know any? These people are so, so insecure.
November 9, 2025 at 7:54 PM
“ it’s admirable…. To be a high testosterone male”
Does he know any? These people are so, so insecure.
Does he know any? These people are so, so insecure.
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Make a funnel out of crispy turkey skin and just pour the gravy down my throat, b
November 9, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Make a funnel out of crispy turkey skin and just pour the gravy down my throat, b
It’s football Saturday so I’m watching France vs South Africa rugby. Great match.
November 8, 2025 at 9:47 PM
It’s football Saturday so I’m watching France vs South Africa rugby. Great match.
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You can't just plop a puff pastry on top of thick chicken soup and call it a pot pie
November 8, 2025 at 2:49 AM
You can't just plop a puff pastry on top of thick chicken soup and call it a pot pie
Oh, the Rottweiler tails and the murders are the worst things. Forgot about the murdering
The worst thing about me that I’m aware of is we foster and rescue Rottweilers and I’m always happy when a foster comes with a docked tail. Truly, I mean this, I’m sorry. I can’t help it. I can’t seem to grow past it
November 8, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Oh, the Rottweiler tails and the murders are the worst things. Forgot about the murdering
My brother just told me a friend of his just got paid by Trump for completing a breakwater or sea wall at Mar a Lago. From 2018.
November 8, 2025 at 7:33 PM
My brother just told me a friend of his just got paid by Trump for completing a breakwater or sea wall at Mar a Lago. From 2018.
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Before I found god they called me Danny boy because the pipe was always calling
November 8, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Before I found god they called me Danny boy because the pipe was always calling
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These are my sons, Haulfrun and Chegwidden.
November 8, 2025 at 4:22 AM
These are my sons, Haulfrun and Chegwidden.