Cornopolous
@cornopolous.bsky.social
Gravy. Always gravy. And your Mom.
(Also rugby, Padres, Vikings, chargers(?) ASU and your Mom)
(Also rugby, Padres, Vikings, chargers(?) ASU and your Mom)
Blasting music in car and guy next to yells something. I turn it down. He said “you rule. I thought I was the only one! Happy Thanksgiving!”
*blasting NFL Films music
*blasting NFL Films music
November 26, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Blasting music in car and guy next to yells something. I turn it down. He said “you rule. I thought I was the only one! Happy Thanksgiving!”
*blasting NFL Films music
*blasting NFL Films music
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I wonder what my ex-wife's doing *holds up binoculars* okay she's pouring something on my car, gasoline
November 26, 2025 at 4:47 PM
I wonder what my ex-wife's doing *holds up binoculars* okay she's pouring something on my car, gasoline
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I’m not thankful and I’m building a bomb
November 26, 2025 at 5:56 PM
I’m not thankful and I’m building a bomb
Guys is MTG going to bring class and gender consciousness to the Republican Party? From eating babies and q anon to this? More like MAOjorie Taylor Green amiright
November 26, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Guys is MTG going to bring class and gender consciousness to the Republican Party? From eating babies and q anon to this? More like MAOjorie Taylor Green amiright
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*arrives to your Thanksgiving dinner wearing a sweater made of crispy turkey skin
November 26, 2025 at 3:12 PM
*arrives to your Thanksgiving dinner wearing a sweater made of crispy turkey skin
We’re not gonna talk about it because can you even imagine?
November 26, 2025 at 7:35 AM
We’re not gonna talk about it because can you even imagine?
Guys can teeth shrink? I’ve only ever had what can be described as a gaping maw and I just looked in the mirror and they seem smaller and also Gary Busey is here and he thinks so too.
November 26, 2025 at 6:11 AM
Guys can teeth shrink? I’ve only ever had what can be described as a gaping maw and I just looked in the mirror and they seem smaller and also Gary Busey is here and he thinks so too.
Guys my prepper friends made me buy an “emergency escape pack,” like seed backpack, prepper stuff. Anyway luckily it comes with 44 pounds of Semtex and long story short I blew a bridge.
November 26, 2025 at 6:03 AM
Guys my prepper friends made me buy an “emergency escape pack,” like seed backpack, prepper stuff. Anyway luckily it comes with 44 pounds of Semtex and long story short I blew a bridge.
I know this is mean but if I were president no one working for me would be allowed to have crazy or misaligned eyes. I’m ashamed but is gonna be a rule. Get your arms around it
November 26, 2025 at 4:59 AM
I know this is mean but if I were president no one working for me would be allowed to have crazy or misaligned eyes. I’m ashamed but is gonna be a rule. Get your arms around it
No, Ma’am I’m unable to breathe in through my nose and out through my mouth, it’s just decorative
November 26, 2025 at 4:27 AM
No, Ma’am I’m unable to breathe in through my nose and out through my mouth, it’s just decorative
I haven’t woken up and looked in the mirror and said “showtime,” like Roy Scheider in years and it shows
November 26, 2025 at 4:25 AM
I haven’t woken up and looked in the mirror and said “showtime,” like Roy Scheider in years and it shows
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Hold up, on further inspection the mirrors on this disco ball are only reflecting the face of Jonathan Brandis back at me
November 26, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Hold up, on further inspection the mirrors on this disco ball are only reflecting the face of Jonathan Brandis back at me
My daughter’s a strike captain for their first day on strike and I’ve never been more proud. (Okay I have but this is awesome)
November 26, 2025 at 3:41 AM
My daughter’s a strike captain for their first day on strike and I’ve never been more proud. (Okay I have but this is awesome)
My most controversial take is the NFL should not allow a head coach with the name Lliam
November 26, 2025 at 1:19 AM
My most controversial take is the NFL should not allow a head coach with the name Lliam
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I don’t want to dickride the librarian but it is really bad to be loud here bro
November 25, 2025 at 2:30 AM
I don’t want to dickride the librarian but it is really bad to be loud here bro
Wife works for a nonprofit that handles rebates for states for EV’s and chargers, and a new problem has developed: people are using AI to explain processes and those processes aren’t real. They’re spending a ton and expecting checks back and it doesn’t work like that.
November 25, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Wife works for a nonprofit that handles rebates for states for EV’s and chargers, and a new problem has developed: people are using AI to explain processes and those processes aren’t real. They’re spending a ton and expecting checks back and it doesn’t work like that.
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my last recreational beverage will be a martini, a real martini (made with gin) with an eyeball instead of olive
I feel I owe it to Lux Interior and Poison Ivy
I feel I owe it to Lux Interior and Poison Ivy
November 25, 2025 at 4:12 AM
my last recreational beverage will be a martini, a real martini (made with gin) with an eyeball instead of olive
I feel I owe it to Lux Interior and Poison Ivy
I feel I owe it to Lux Interior and Poison Ivy
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Tony Gwynn once struck out 3 times in a game. I mean Tony Gwynn struck out 3 times in a game only once.
November 25, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Tony Gwynn once struck out 3 times in a game. I mean Tony Gwynn struck out 3 times in a game only once.
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I believe this is the oldest gif I still have saved and I never want to get rid of it: Teddy Bridgewater stiff-arming Geno Atkins and getting the pass off
November 24, 2025 at 3:19 AM
I believe this is the oldest gif I still have saved and I never want to get rid of it: Teddy Bridgewater stiff-arming Geno Atkins and getting the pass off
Me: “Oh, that’s neat how you just drizzled hot honey across all the pizzas I just made.”
(Gunshot)
(Gunshot)
November 24, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Me: “Oh, that’s neat how you just drizzled hot honey across all the pizzas I just made.”
(Gunshot)
(Gunshot)
All the jams are kicked out now what
November 23, 2025 at 6:03 AM
All the jams are kicked out now what
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FINAL: ASU pulls away late to beat Colorado and improve to 8-3 (6-2).
The regular season concludes next Friday with the battle for the Territorial Cup in Tempe.
The regular season concludes next Friday with the battle for the Territorial Cup in Tempe.
November 23, 2025 at 4:49 AM
FINAL: ASU pulls away late to beat Colorado and improve to 8-3 (6-2).
The regular season concludes next Friday with the battle for the Territorial Cup in Tempe.
The regular season concludes next Friday with the battle for the Territorial Cup in Tempe.
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𝗛𝗔𝗟𝗙𝗧𝗜𝗠𝗘: A sluggish and sloppy half, but the Sun Devils have a lead. Colorado receives to open the second half.
November 23, 2025 at 2:51 AM
𝗛𝗔𝗟𝗙𝗧𝗜𝗠𝗘: A sluggish and sloppy half, but the Sun Devils have a lead. Colorado receives to open the second half.
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Always the picaroon, never the corsair.
November 23, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Always the picaroon, never the corsair.
My Daughter is a NICU nurse at Sharp and will be striking. The worst part? They aren’t even asking for too much this round. Mostly more sick time because their policy is awful.
November 23, 2025 at 2:11 AM
My Daughter is a NICU nurse at Sharp and will be striking. The worst part? They aren’t even asking for too much this round. Mostly more sick time because their policy is awful.