Cornopolous
@cornopolous.bsky.social
Gravy. Always gravy. And your Mom.
(Also rugby, Padres, Vikings, chargers(?) ASU and your Mom)
(Also rugby, Padres, Vikings, chargers(?) ASU and your Mom)
Saw my daughter who’s been working 50 hour weeks up at 6 this am and asked why. “Wanna hit the beach with me?” “Can’t, Going to volunteer at the horse rescue.” Kid never stops
November 22, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Saw my daughter who’s been working 50 hour weeks up at 6 this am and asked why. “Wanna hit the beach with me?” “Can’t, Going to volunteer at the horse rescue.” Kid never stops
“Socialism is bad, m’kay? Vote:
For the first time ever I have a congresswoman that I align with on every vote I’ve seen her take.(such as the votes are. Mostly stupid)
For the first time ever I have a congresswoman that I align with on every vote I’ve seen her take.(such as the votes are. Mostly stupid)
November 22, 2025 at 12:08 AM
“Socialism is bad, m’kay? Vote:
For the first time ever I have a congresswoman that I align with on every vote I’ve seen her take.(such as the votes are. Mostly stupid)
For the first time ever I have a congresswoman that I align with on every vote I’ve seen her take.(such as the votes are. Mostly stupid)
I hate and love this photo when it pops up as only two of us are left.
November 20, 2025 at 7:25 PM
I hate and love this photo when it pops up as only two of us are left.
Hung out under this juvenile hawk for about five minutes today before he finally took off. There are so many this year.
November 17, 2025 at 5:28 AM
Hung out under this juvenile hawk for about five minutes today before he finally took off. There are so many this year.
Love this photo of my daughter. That sunset was epic
November 16, 2025 at 7:22 AM
Love this photo of my daughter. That sunset was epic
She asked, “That’s a Cavalier King Charles, right?”
And I answered, “Close. She’s a Teacup Mountain Bernese.” As she was walking her 180 lb Mountain Bernese. Anyway, we’re heading to their house next Saturday for dinner and I found a new funny neighbor.
And I answered, “Close. She’s a Teacup Mountain Bernese.” As she was walking her 180 lb Mountain Bernese. Anyway, we’re heading to their house next Saturday for dinner and I found a new funny neighbor.
November 16, 2025 at 6:34 AM
She asked, “That’s a Cavalier King Charles, right?”
And I answered, “Close. She’s a Teacup Mountain Bernese.” As she was walking her 180 lb Mountain Bernese. Anyway, we’re heading to their house next Saturday for dinner and I found a new funny neighbor.
And I answered, “Close. She’s a Teacup Mountain Bernese.” As she was walking her 180 lb Mountain Bernese. Anyway, we’re heading to their house next Saturday for dinner and I found a new funny neighbor.
I enjoy living in a society where the water is constantly checked for safety, especially after a little rain. This is cheap at scale, keeps me safe, keeps hospital costs down and is good for us. Why do republicans hate it so much?
November 15, 2025 at 5:27 AM
I enjoy living in a society where the water is constantly checked for safety, especially after a little rain. This is cheap at scale, keeps me safe, keeps hospital costs down and is good for us. Why do republicans hate it so much?
I got your atmospheric river right here. (Points to clouds coming onshore)
November 13, 2025 at 5:49 PM
I got your atmospheric river right here. (Points to clouds coming onshore)
What’s up, fella? Two more with him tonight
November 10, 2025 at 3:46 AM
What’s up, fella? Two more with him tonight
Well in another sign of the end of the world someone I know is selling World Cup Final seats for 30k each. How many would you like me to put you down for?
November 9, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Well in another sign of the end of the world someone I know is selling World Cup Final seats for 30k each. How many would you like me to put you down for?
“ it’s admirable…. To be a high testosterone male”
Does he know any? These people are so, so insecure.
Does he know any? These people are so, so insecure.
November 9, 2025 at 7:54 PM
“ it’s admirable…. To be a high testosterone male”
Does he know any? These people are so, so insecure.
Does he know any? These people are so, so insecure.
I knew I’d seen this.
November 7, 2025 at 11:10 PM
I knew I’d seen this.
My daughter is v funny
November 6, 2025 at 9:03 PM
My daughter is v funny
Ireland 13-7 at 56:04
November 1, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Ireland 13-7 at 56:04
All Blacks v Ireland.
November 1, 2025 at 8:23 PM
All Blacks v Ireland.
My friend’s bullies are ready!
October 31, 2025 at 7:03 PM
My friend’s bullies are ready!
Imagine being a prince, raping children, and being forced to go live in this hovel. Boy they really gave him the business didn’t they? Royals, they’re just like us
October 30, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Imagine being a prince, raping children, and being forced to go live in this hovel. Boy they really gave him the business didn’t they? Royals, they’re just like us
The baking pears are just units this year
October 30, 2025 at 5:24 PM
The baking pears are just units this year
Told the neighbor his yard is awesome, but what happened to the smaller, 12 foot skeletons. “They got away.” Was the answer. Perfect Dad joke
October 26, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Told the neighbor his yard is awesome, but what happened to the smaller, 12 foot skeletons. “They got away.” Was the answer. Perfect Dad joke
Was just filling my daughter’s car with gas and got pulled over. Told the cop sorry I hadn’t noticed my daughter’s valve stem caps and was thinking about how awesome they were as the light turned red.
He said”this is your daughter’s car? Those are fantastic. Have a great night” with a laugh.
He said”this is your daughter’s car? Those are fantastic. Have a great night” with a laugh.
October 25, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Was just filling my daughter’s car with gas and got pulled over. Told the cop sorry I hadn’t noticed my daughter’s valve stem caps and was thinking about how awesome they were as the light turned red.
He said”this is your daughter’s car? Those are fantastic. Have a great night” with a laugh.
He said”this is your daughter’s car? Those are fantastic. Have a great night” with a laugh.
I love you, marine layer. Speaking of marine layers, how’s your Mo……
October 23, 2025 at 12:39 AM
I love you, marine layer. Speaking of marine layers, how’s your Mo……
It’s gonna be like this all day. Good thing I’m headed to a place where Americans are countering fascism.
October 18, 2025 at 6:21 PM
It’s gonna be like this all day. Good thing I’m headed to a place where Americans are countering fascism.