Algonquin K Farquhar II
@buddhatree.bsky.social
Fresca Influencer
(header alt text: two Japanese Zen monks bowing deeply to each other, holding straw hats)
📍 Pasadena, CA
(header alt text: two Japanese Zen monks bowing deeply to each other, holding straw hats)
📍 Pasadena, CA
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I was expecting more goat rodeo, less tire fire
February 11, 2026 at 1:51 PM
I was expecting more goat rodeo, less tire fire
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sleepmogging this website by going to bed at a reasonable hour
February 11, 2026 at 4:26 AM
sleepmogging this website by going to bed at a reasonable hour
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The international sign for might make another sandwich.
February 11, 2026 at 1:14 AM
The international sign for might make another sandwich.
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All dogs are fluent in German but most of them don't make a whole thing about it
February 11, 2026 at 2:30 AM
All dogs are fluent in German but most of them don't make a whole thing about it
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Anybody else think Buffalo Gals sound a lil sexy no just me oh right hahaha just kidding lol definitely not turned on by the idea of buffalo-minotaur women (minobuffala?) dancing by the light of the moon, a pagan ceremony of femininity and bovinity
February 11, 2026 at 3:12 AM
Anybody else think Buffalo Gals sound a lil sexy no just me oh right hahaha just kidding lol definitely not turned on by the idea of buffalo-minotaur women (minobuffala?) dancing by the light of the moon, a pagan ceremony of femininity and bovinity
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putting my grocery list in drafts to save time
February 11, 2026 at 1:19 AM
putting my grocery list in drafts to save time
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one time my uncle claimed that he was kidnapped by the flying monkeys from the wizard of oz & this inspired him to come up with the idea for owl-flavored cheetos, to which the cheeto company said absolutely not. anyway, he died when he was swallowed alive by a hippo at the zoo.
February 11, 2026 at 12:11 AM
one time my uncle claimed that he was kidnapped by the flying monkeys from the wizard of oz & this inspired him to come up with the idea for owl-flavored cheetos, to which the cheeto company said absolutely not. anyway, he died when he was swallowed alive by a hippo at the zoo.
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I've had a good run making Yahtzee pencils out of majestic, old growth cedars but now it’s time for me to return to my roots dumping plastic into the sea
February 10, 2026 at 3:59 PM
I've had a good run making Yahtzee pencils out of majestic, old growth cedars but now it’s time for me to return to my roots dumping plastic into the sea
The episode where Joey runs away to Vietnam to become a forest monk and Chandler goes to find him and they both end up being forced into an illegal Russian roulette game.
February 10, 2026 at 9:36 PM
The episode where Joey runs away to Vietnam to become a forest monk and Chandler goes to find him and they both end up being forced into an illegal Russian roulette game.
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Thinking of naming my son Scatman.
February 10, 2026 at 9:09 PM
Thinking of naming my son Scatman.
Folks, is it wrong for a full-grown adult with no wife or kids to want to ride a giant wolf to a lodge in the woods with an indoor water park? Asking for a friend.
February 10, 2026 at 6:33 PM
Folks, is it wrong for a full-grown adult with no wife or kids to want to ride a giant wolf to a lodge in the woods with an indoor water park? Asking for a friend.
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A group of Buddhist monks has finally reached Washington, D.C., on foot, completing a 15-week trek for peace from Texas apnews.com/article/budd...
February 10, 2026 at 2:50 PM
A group of Buddhist monks has finally reached Washington, D.C., on foot, completing a 15-week trek for peace from Texas apnews.com/article/budd...
Age verification? I saw Nixon resign on TV.
February 10, 2026 at 5:23 PM
Age verification? I saw Nixon resign on TV.
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i’ve deleted 5 drafts, so it’s working
February 10, 2026 at 4:31 PM
i’ve deleted 5 drafts, so it’s working
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How did Batman think over Robin's constant inane chatter?
February 10, 2026 at 3:44 PM
How did Batman think over Robin's constant inane chatter?
Who up lamenting loss
February 10, 2026 at 3:56 AM
Who up lamenting loss
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Shakespeare invented 1,700 words. Is there a difference between the Bard and the Skibidi Toilet? We’ll let history decide.
!["Clavicular almost caught a CAREER-ENDING cortisol spike after a LARPMAXXED stacy tried jesterfying him on stream by calling him a good boy while he was mid-mog between 2 LOW-TIER NORMIES at ASU [crying emoji]"](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:bxygfvmczgpiz7a4zmhonyrs/bafkreie2pveejd2zxmhxjeu57zu3ww7e2vyojftgzfsmrthj3dnfcyrr3e@jpeg)
February 10, 2026 at 1:32 AM
Shakespeare invented 1,700 words. Is there a difference between the Bard and the Skibidi Toilet? We’ll let history decide.
Retiring to a lake house in British Columbia would fix me.
February 10, 2026 at 1:56 AM
Retiring to a lake house in British Columbia would fix me.
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Thanks to these handy text alerts from the post office, I almost never need to go outside or put on pants. I'd put my pants on 3-4 times some days just for mail checking. Now it's a one-and-done pants application, saving me valuable time I can use for my many many breakdowns every day
February 10, 2026 at 1:42 AM
Thanks to these handy text alerts from the post office, I almost never need to go outside or put on pants. I'd put my pants on 3-4 times some days just for mail checking. Now it's a one-and-done pants application, saving me valuable time I can use for my many many breakdowns every day
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Real life living in California.
![Adam Driver meme: Every day I wake up and I go outside, and I have to see a Cybertruck.
[hits wall]
[crying]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:a6pmadwqt3aiylx5gf53vh6o/bafkreibeh7aeiwcsvu5pogzuaq7pnafbx6wtuig36gzsxkq24byjcxefpy@jpeg)
February 8, 2026 at 11:40 PM
Real life living in California.
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Sometimes I feel like you a lot of you don't even want a zombie apocalypse.
February 9, 2026 at 6:53 PM
Sometimes I feel like you a lot of you don't even want a zombie apocalypse.
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As long as I trod the dead dirt of this godforsaken planet, I shall remain an optimist.
February 9, 2026 at 6:21 PM
As long as I trod the dead dirt of this godforsaken planet, I shall remain an optimist.
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Whale evolution makes me uncomfortable
February 9, 2026 at 7:48 PM
Whale evolution makes me uncomfortable
It's go time
February 9, 2026 at 9:11 PM
It's go time