Algonquin K Farquhar II
@buddhatree.bsky.social
Fresca Influencer
A B-52s version of the Fisher-Price See 'n Say that makes all the animal noises from Rock Lobster.
November 11, 2025 at 5:26 PM
A B-52s version of the Fisher-Price See 'n Say that makes all the animal noises from Rock Lobster.
Me: society is a hellscape
Also Me: I wish there was a dairy queen near me
Also Me: I wish there was a dairy queen near me
November 11, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Me: society is a hellscape
Also Me: I wish there was a dairy queen near me
Also Me: I wish there was a dairy queen near me
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Every. Damn. Time.
November 11, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Every. Damn. Time.
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Haha no kids Mickey was born 97 years ago. He's a mouse. He's dead.
November 8, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Haha no kids Mickey was born 97 years ago. He's a mouse. He's dead.
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I learned some things growing up with The Simpsons.
Some stuff, man.
Some things.
Some stuff, man.
Some things.
November 11, 2025 at 3:22 AM
I learned some things growing up with The Simpsons.
Some stuff, man.
Some things.
Some stuff, man.
Some things.
Me: I would like to read this article.
Also Me: The article I want to read is actually a video. Never mind.
Also Me: The article I want to read is actually a video. Never mind.
November 11, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Me: I would like to read this article.
Also Me: The article I want to read is actually a video. Never mind.
Also Me: The article I want to read is actually a video. Never mind.
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Saw the rooster who wears pants again. I don't think a rooster needs pants but that's just my opinion.
November 10, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Saw the rooster who wears pants again. I don't think a rooster needs pants but that's just my opinion.
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The origin of Barbasol, succinctly told.
November 11, 2025 at 12:23 AM
The origin of Barbasol, succinctly told.
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Anytime anyone whips out their phone to show you any pic or video, blurt "I fucking LOVE Herzog's early shit. Classic, man!" as it begins. Then walk away with purpose.
November 10, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Anytime anyone whips out their phone to show you any pic or video, blurt "I fucking LOVE Herzog's early shit. Classic, man!" as it begins. Then walk away with purpose.
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Got the length right on the toilet handle chain and now there's nothing left to live for
November 10, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Got the length right on the toilet handle chain and now there's nothing left to live for
In addition to seizing ships and carrying out raids on European coastal towns, the Barbary pirates were also known for giving great haircuts and shaves.
November 10, 2025 at 11:21 PM
In addition to seizing ships and carrying out raids on European coastal towns, the Barbary pirates were also known for giving great haircuts and shaves.
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Grok, what movies have I seen?
November 10, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Grok, what movies have I seen?
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As a Mass guy, I envy the way the word ‘holler’ rolls off the tongue of someone from West Virginia or Kentucky. Up here, we say ‘a chucklefuck just left the packie and whipped 10 losing scratch tickets into the ditch – or holler – next to the Dunks’
November 10, 2025 at 7:24 PM
As a Mass guy, I envy the way the word ‘holler’ rolls off the tongue of someone from West Virginia or Kentucky. Up here, we say ‘a chucklefuck just left the packie and whipped 10 losing scratch tickets into the ditch – or holler – next to the Dunks’
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RAKING WHILE ITS SNOWING IS TRUE MIDWEST LIVING
November 9, 2025 at 3:40 PM
RAKING WHILE ITS SNOWING IS TRUE MIDWEST LIVING
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When we weren't looking they quietly took floating holidays away from us. That's when clowns took to the sewers.
November 10, 2025 at 5:33 PM
When we weren't looking they quietly took floating holidays away from us. That's when clowns took to the sewers.
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Don’t make me per my last email you
November 10, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Don’t make me per my last email you
Monday-Friday Weekend
November 10, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Monday-Friday Weekend
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I think that’s enough of raw-dogging life, going forward I’m leaning heavily into LSD.
November 10, 2025 at 2:53 PM
I think that’s enough of raw-dogging life, going forward I’m leaning heavily into LSD.
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the best skeet you'll ever think of is gonna receive 12 likes and 1 RT, and you need to be okay with that if you want to make it in this business
November 9, 2025 at 2:08 AM
the best skeet you'll ever think of is gonna receive 12 likes and 1 RT, and you need to be okay with that if you want to make it in this business
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Showing myself a good time 😉😏
(eating snacks alone in bed)
(eating snacks alone in bed)
November 9, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Showing myself a good time 😉😏
(eating snacks alone in bed)
(eating snacks alone in bed)
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The algorithm would really like me to slice up an orange and dry it in the oven all day to make Christmas decorations and it just might win.
November 10, 2025 at 1:57 AM
The algorithm would really like me to slice up an orange and dry it in the oven all day to make Christmas decorations and it just might win.
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*puts Chargers jersey on, wipes weed ash under my eyes
l f g
l f g
November 10, 2025 at 12:23 AM
*puts Chargers jersey on, wipes weed ash under my eyes
l f g
l f g
How 'bout them Rams
November 10, 2025 at 12:21 AM
How 'bout them Rams