Algonquin K Farquhar II
@buddhatree.bsky.social
Fresca Influencer
(cover photo alt text: two Japanese Zen monks bowing deeply to each other, holding straw hats)
📍 Pasadena, CA
(cover photo alt text: two Japanese Zen monks bowing deeply to each other, holding straw hats)
📍 Pasadena, CA
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Frustrated by :::gestures widely::: everything? Get offline and make yourself a grilled cheese sandwich.
Still frustrated? Make another grilled cheese sandwich. Just keep making grilled cheese sandwiches until the world makes sense.
Still frustrated? Make another grilled cheese sandwich. Just keep making grilled cheese sandwiches until the world makes sense.
December 27, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Frustrated by :::gestures widely::: everything? Get offline and make yourself a grilled cheese sandwich.
Still frustrated? Make another grilled cheese sandwich. Just keep making grilled cheese sandwiches until the world makes sense.
Still frustrated? Make another grilled cheese sandwich. Just keep making grilled cheese sandwiches until the world makes sense.
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Why do we always assume it’s people that look like time travellers, that squirrel could be from 2751. They seem to know things.
December 27, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Why do we always assume it’s people that look like time travellers, that squirrel could be from 2751. They seem to know things.
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I’m so confused can anyone just tell me if this is a day-drinking day
December 27, 2025 at 10:48 AM
I’m so confused can anyone just tell me if this is a day-drinking day
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If you’re like me, you try to justify the plausibility of characters spontaneously breaking out into song in every musical you’ve ever seen. The plot flows better that way
December 27, 2025 at 3:42 PM
If you’re like me, you try to justify the plausibility of characters spontaneously breaking out into song in every musical you’ve ever seen. The plot flows better that way
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Are you a cartoon character? You legally have to tell me if you are.
December 27, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Are you a cartoon character? You legally have to tell me if you are.
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Gloves are just kleenexes that keep your hands warm.
December 27, 2025 at 10:19 AM
Gloves are just kleenexes that keep your hands warm.
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You’re a weird one all right
December 27, 2025 at 4:14 PM
You’re a weird one all right
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As long as they are staffed with upper management
December 27, 2025 at 4:15 PM
As long as they are staffed with upper management
All stores should open at 7am or earlier. I like my errands done by 8am. Anything later is just wasting the day.
December 27, 2025 at 4:03 PM
All stores should open at 7am or earlier. I like my errands done by 8am. Anything later is just wasting the day.
Carry me burrito take me away
Take me to Portugal, take me to Spain
Andalusia with fields full of grain
I have to eat you again and again
Take me, Spanish rice burrito
Yes, I know you can 🎶
Take me to Portugal, take me to Spain
Andalusia with fields full of grain
I have to eat you again and again
Take me, Spanish rice burrito
Yes, I know you can 🎶
December 27, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Carry me burrito take me away
Take me to Portugal, take me to Spain
Andalusia with fields full of grain
I have to eat you again and again
Take me, Spanish rice burrito
Yes, I know you can 🎶
Take me to Portugal, take me to Spain
Andalusia with fields full of grain
I have to eat you again and again
Take me, Spanish rice burrito
Yes, I know you can 🎶
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If your skeet is popular in Maine, they call it a Bangor
December 27, 2025 at 1:53 AM
If your skeet is popular in Maine, they call it a Bangor
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sorry I accused your baby of prioritizing relativism over critical thinking & inadvertently slipping into nihilism
December 25, 2025 at 9:38 AM
sorry I accused your baby of prioritizing relativism over critical thinking & inadvertently slipping into nihilism
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Gen alpha Paul Simon: six seeeven away
December 26, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Gen alpha Paul Simon: six seeeven away
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True freedom is squirting your own mustard on your hotdog
December 2, 2025 at 11:47 PM
True freedom is squirting your own mustard on your hotdog
*lips on the mic* This rain is bullshit
December 27, 2025 at 12:25 AM
*lips on the mic* This rain is bullshit
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What if we kissed in the
December 26, 2025 at 10:17 PM
What if we kissed in the
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Have just discovered I can watch all fifty two seasons of NOVA. Hold my calls.
December 26, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Have just discovered I can watch all fifty two seasons of NOVA. Hold my calls.
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*my daughter sits on santa’s lap & looks directly into his eyes*
can you get my dad to cut off his pony tail?
can you get my dad to cut off his pony tail?
December 26, 2025 at 6:45 PM
*my daughter sits on santa’s lap & looks directly into his eyes*
can you get my dad to cut off his pony tail?
can you get my dad to cut off his pony tail?
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Life was simpler when all we we had to do was spray a little carb cleaner into the carburetor to get it started .
December 26, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Life was simpler when all we we had to do was spray a little carb cleaner into the carburetor to get it started .
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Yes, we do cash Christmas checks from your grandma.
December 26, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Yes, we do cash Christmas checks from your grandma.
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If you got a hippopotamus for Christmas, you may be entitled to compensation
December 26, 2025 at 5:42 PM
If you got a hippopotamus for Christmas, you may be entitled to compensation
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Californians
Who decided that French fries needed to be in a burrito
December 26, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Californians
Hot chili peppers in the blistering sun
Dust on my face and my cape
Me and Magdalena on the run
I think this time we shall escape
Dust on my face and my cape
Me and Magdalena on the run
I think this time we shall escape
December 26, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Hot chili peppers in the blistering sun
Dust on my face and my cape
Me and Magdalena on the run
I think this time we shall escape
Dust on my face and my cape
Me and Magdalena on the run
I think this time we shall escape
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People who notice cool birds are better lovers everybody knows that
December 26, 2025 at 3:56 PM
People who notice cool birds are better lovers everybody knows that
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Well, that's it. Christmas over for another year. Pack up your tinsel and your reindeer novelty underpants.
December 26, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Well, that's it. Christmas over for another year. Pack up your tinsel and your reindeer novelty underpants.