J. Michael Mull
@jmichaelmull.bsky.social
I've ran out of clever things to write here about five social networks ago, so I'm just gonna play this out a little bit and see if it sticks.
Regardless of how censored or centralized the internet becomes, I will spend my life ensuring Tom Hardy’s slutty MySpace pics remain free and easily accessible to all.
December 27, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Regardless of how censored or centralized the internet becomes, I will spend my life ensuring Tom Hardy’s slutty MySpace pics remain free and easily accessible to all.
pronouncing 4 like sour
December 27, 2025 at 1:58 AM
pronouncing 4 like sour
designing an after-Christmas, child-friendly version of Clue titled "Who Killed the Elf on the Shelf"
December 26, 2025 at 10:25 PM
designing an after-Christmas, child-friendly version of Clue titled "Who Killed the Elf on the Shelf"
neighbor a few houses down is my age or a few years younger, with the wife and kids and all that mess, yet he is still wearing ultra skinny jeans. In an age of people who have no business wearing wide leg trousers, I respect his commitment to a time gone by.
December 26, 2025 at 10:21 PM
neighbor a few houses down is my age or a few years younger, with the wife and kids and all that mess, yet he is still wearing ultra skinny jeans. In an age of people who have no business wearing wide leg trousers, I respect his commitment to a time gone by.
when somebody quote posts something from twitter here, it feels like I'm watching that person yelling at the tv.
December 26, 2025 at 8:56 PM
when somebody quote posts something from twitter here, it feels like I'm watching that person yelling at the tv.
bakery by day, strip club by night: I call it Manbuns
December 26, 2025 at 8:48 PM
bakery by day, strip club by night: I call it Manbuns
that middle-aged man with the backwards baseball cap and singularly repellent aura who got punched in the face at some sporting event thinks he is the new Hawk Tuah girl. I can only hope that painful obscurity is the next thing to hit this cretin in the face
December 26, 2025 at 8:35 PM
that middle-aged man with the backwards baseball cap and singularly repellent aura who got punched in the face at some sporting event thinks he is the new Hawk Tuah girl. I can only hope that painful obscurity is the next thing to hit this cretin in the face
What's everyone's favourite avatar quote?
"I said, "Hey, Avatar, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, there won’t be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice
"I said, "Hey, Avatar, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, there won’t be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice
What's everyone's favourite avatar quote?
"I'm sick of these motherfucking avatars on this motherfucking plane"
"I'm sick of these motherfucking avatars on this motherfucking plane"
What’s everyone’s favourite avatar quote?
“Give me an avatar, Vasili? One avatar only, please.”
“Give me an avatar, Vasili? One avatar only, please.”
December 26, 2025 at 8:25 PM
What's everyone's favourite avatar quote?
"I said, "Hey, Avatar, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, there won’t be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice
"I said, "Hey, Avatar, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, there won’t be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice
Bluesky Wrapped™ called me a gaywad
December 26, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Bluesky Wrapped™ called me a gaywad
I don't know who needs to hear this, but today is Friday
December 26, 2025 at 1:29 PM
I don't know who needs to hear this, but today is Friday
Reposted by J. Michael Mull
Who gives a shit?
Actors David Burtka and Neil Patrick Harris are passionate about parties. They describe themselves as a “mixed sobriety couple” and have built a reputation for hosting parties that are lively and inclusive — whether their guests drink or don’t.
How David Burtka and Neil Patrick Harris Include Everyone at the Party — No Booze Necessary
David Burtka and Neil Patrick Harris want to include everyone at the party. Burtka shares the couple’s tips to make both drinkers and non-drinkers feel celebrated.
nyti.ms
December 8, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Who gives a shit?
Sloth Month Icon, Christmas Day: Santa
That feeling when Santa comes home from a long night of work and taking his bra off. One massive burst of effort, then an absolute stop. The ultimate HIIT schedule. Go hard, then vanish completely. This peak rest is the only way to heal a year of heavy lifting
That feeling when Santa comes home from a long night of work and taking his bra off. One massive burst of effort, then an absolute stop. The ultimate HIIT schedule. Go hard, then vanish completely. This peak rest is the only way to heal a year of heavy lifting
December 26, 2025 at 5:14 AM
Sloth Month Icon, Christmas Day: Santa
That feeling when Santa comes home from a long night of work and taking his bra off. One massive burst of effort, then an absolute stop. The ultimate HIIT schedule. Go hard, then vanish completely. This peak rest is the only way to heal a year of heavy lifting
That feeling when Santa comes home from a long night of work and taking his bra off. One massive burst of effort, then an absolute stop. The ultimate HIIT schedule. Go hard, then vanish completely. This peak rest is the only way to heal a year of heavy lifting
it's pretty clear that not much thought goes into what I post, so it goes without saying that I don't have a drafts folder. That being said, could someone please remind me at some point between Memorial Day and, let's say, July 4th of the phrase "Sherbet your ass, I will"? Thank you in advance
December 26, 2025 at 2:55 AM
it's pretty clear that not much thought goes into what I post, so it goes without saying that I don't have a drafts folder. That being said, could someone please remind me at some point between Memorial Day and, let's say, July 4th of the phrase "Sherbet your ass, I will"? Thank you in advance
the worst part of hosting is I can't Irish goodbye my way out of my own place
December 26, 2025 at 2:21 AM
the worst part of hosting is I can't Irish goodbye my way out of my own place
time to visit my own spirits
December 25, 2025 at 11:24 PM
time to visit my own spirits
nieces and nephews trying to come in 6th/7th in Mario Kart because they're assholes
December 25, 2025 at 10:57 PM
nieces and nephews trying to come in 6th/7th in Mario Kart because they're assholes
what's everybody's favorite non-observing Christmas movie
December 25, 2025 at 8:34 PM
what's everybody's favorite non-observing Christmas movie
I wrote Santy a letter, and my dearest Nana bought me the Pokémon cards and assless chaps I asked for. The holidays are truly the most wonderful time of year.
December 25, 2025 at 7:56 PM
I wrote Santy a letter, and my dearest Nana bought me the Pokémon cards and assless chaps I asked for. The holidays are truly the most wonderful time of year.
does it mean there will be no gifts this year? | Jakub Różalski
December 25, 2025 at 4:50 PM
does it mean there will be no gifts this year? | Jakub Różalski
a Home Alone sequel where the two criminals are living in an abandoned retirement home that adult Kevin McCallister is in charge of demolishing. It's a hard R for nudity and sexual violence. Merry Christmas, everybody
December 25, 2025 at 2:48 PM
a Home Alone sequel where the two criminals are living in an abandoned retirement home that adult Kevin McCallister is in charge of demolishing. It's a hard R for nudity and sexual violence. Merry Christmas, everybody
don't threaten me with a festive time
December 25, 2025 at 6:05 AM
don't threaten me with a festive time
who up midnighting their mass
(that's my worst one yet)
(that's my worst one yet)
December 25, 2025 at 5:37 AM
who up midnighting their mass
(that's my worst one yet)
(that's my worst one yet)
Sloth Month Icon, Day 24: Holiday Traditions
The Lone Ranger, Meatballs, and Darlene Love 🧵
The Lone Ranger, Meatballs, and Darlene Love 🧵
Jay Thomas - Lone Ranger Story on Letterman
YouTube video by mt58
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December 25, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Sloth Month Icon, Day 24: Holiday Traditions
The Lone Ranger, Meatballs, and Darlene Love 🧵
The Lone Ranger, Meatballs, and Darlene Love 🧵
oh, I thought you said you wanted some last-minute gif ideas
December 25, 2025 at 3:28 AM
oh, I thought you said you wanted some last-minute gif ideas
that moment when you're visited by three spirits that don't know you're a heavy ass sleeper
What About Bob - Wake Up
YouTube video by Top Clips
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December 25, 2025 at 1:56 AM
that moment when you're visited by three spirits that don't know you're a heavy ass sleeper