J. Michael Mull
@jmichaelmull.bsky.social
I've ran out of clever things to write here about five social networks ago, so I'm just gonna play this out a little bit and see if it sticks.
Renaming Cleveland to Steveland. Why? Do I have to explain everything. Figure it out yourself
November 11, 2025 at 5:39 AM
Renaming Cleveland to Steveland. Why? Do I have to explain everything. Figure it out yourself
working on a protein ice cream recipe (for funsies) but it keeps freezing into a brick. My new plan is adding vodka to lower its freezing point. I'm using Tito's since it's gluten free, so essentially I'm trying to create a healthy alcoholic Hard (but soft) Ice Cream. I'm eating a bowl of oxymorons
November 11, 2025 at 4:43 AM
working on a protein ice cream recipe (for funsies) but it keeps freezing into a brick. My new plan is adding vodka to lower its freezing point. I'm using Tito's since it's gluten free, so essentially I'm trying to create a healthy alcoholic Hard (but soft) Ice Cream. I'm eating a bowl of oxymorons
Parenthesis is the Greek God of Digression (not to be confused with his rival, Ellipsis, who just can't finish a sentence to save his life)
November 11, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Parenthesis is the Greek God of Digression (not to be confused with his rival, Ellipsis, who just can't finish a sentence to save his life)
Gluttony Month Icon, Day 10: Fast Food
When you're on the run all day with an insatiable appetite, there’s nothing like sinking your teeth into something hot & juicy. Some call it a guilty pleasure, but why apologize for what you crave? That hunger keeps you coming back, no matter how messy it gets
When you're on the run all day with an insatiable appetite, there’s nothing like sinking your teeth into something hot & juicy. Some call it a guilty pleasure, but why apologize for what you crave? That hunger keeps you coming back, no matter how messy it gets
November 11, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Gluttony Month Icon, Day 10: Fast Food
When you're on the run all day with an insatiable appetite, there’s nothing like sinking your teeth into something hot & juicy. Some call it a guilty pleasure, but why apologize for what you crave? That hunger keeps you coming back, no matter how messy it gets
When you're on the run all day with an insatiable appetite, there’s nothing like sinking your teeth into something hot & juicy. Some call it a guilty pleasure, but why apologize for what you crave? That hunger keeps you coming back, no matter how messy it gets
me when the press is building me up: Oh, I hope this continues
me when the press is tearing me down: Oh, I do not care for this at all
me when the press is tearing me down: Oh, I do not care for this at all
November 10, 2025 at 10:23 PM
me when the press is building me up: Oh, I hope this continues
me when the press is tearing me down: Oh, I do not care for this at all
me when the press is tearing me down: Oh, I do not care for this at all
Panic! At The Bluesky
November 10, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Panic! At The Bluesky
it’s a race to the bottom *gay giggle*
November 10, 2025 at 1:52 PM
it’s a race to the bottom *gay giggle*
who up perkin their anthony
November 10, 2025 at 5:55 AM
who up perkin their anthony
Gluttony Month Icon, Day 9: Marie Antoinette
LET THEM EAT CAKE! The queen of excess, drowning in gold-leaf pastries, champagne towers, and 80-course feasts while people starved. Indulgence was her downfall, revolution her reckoning. Revenge, they say, is a dish best served cold. OFF WITH HER HEAD!
LET THEM EAT CAKE! The queen of excess, drowning in gold-leaf pastries, champagne towers, and 80-course feasts while people starved. Indulgence was her downfall, revolution her reckoning. Revenge, they say, is a dish best served cold. OFF WITH HER HEAD!
a close up of a person wearing a pair of pants that says t4yce tumblr on the bottom
Alt: Raja from season 3 of RuPaul's Drag Race walking the runway in a Rocco inspired Marie Antoinette getup
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November 10, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Gluttony Month Icon, Day 9: Marie Antoinette
LET THEM EAT CAKE! The queen of excess, drowning in gold-leaf pastries, champagne towers, and 80-course feasts while people starved. Indulgence was her downfall, revolution her reckoning. Revenge, they say, is a dish best served cold. OFF WITH HER HEAD!
LET THEM EAT CAKE! The queen of excess, drowning in gold-leaf pastries, champagne towers, and 80-course feasts while people starved. Indulgence was her downfall, revolution her reckoning. Revenge, they say, is a dish best served cold. OFF WITH HER HEAD!
I broke in a new pair of boots this morning, skinning the back of both of my heels, so I'm going to be in my Tevas just in time for a foot of snow threatening to fall tomorrow.
November 10, 2025 at 2:57 AM
I broke in a new pair of boots this morning, skinning the back of both of my heels, so I'm going to be in my Tevas just in time for a foot of snow threatening to fall tomorrow.
I just remembered I have to put away my laundry
Fight don’t fold.
November 10, 2025 at 2:40 AM
I just remembered I have to put away my laundry
Siri, remind me of the phrase "self-imposed torment" when I'm wallowing
November 10, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Siri, remind me of the phrase "self-imposed torment" when I'm wallowing
And you can have it all, my empire of dirt is live on Facebook Marketplace. $200 obo. no trades. thanks for looking
November 9, 2025 at 10:39 PM
And you can have it all, my empire of dirt is live on Facebook Marketplace. $200 obo. no trades. thanks for looking
Gluttony Month Icon, Day 8: Sample Abusers
Absolutely shameless. They treat the sample stations like their personal buffet, piling up free bites with zero guilt. Gluttony thrives in their endless second helpings, making a trip to Costco feel like waiting in line at the DMV
Absolutely shameless. They treat the sample stations like their personal buffet, piling up free bites with zero guilt. Gluttony thrives in their endless second helpings, making a trip to Costco feel like waiting in line at the DMV
Larry Argues w/ a Sample Abuser | Curb Your Enthusiasm (2017) | HBO
YouTube video by HBO
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November 9, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Gluttony Month Icon, Day 8: Sample Abusers
Absolutely shameless. They treat the sample stations like their personal buffet, piling up free bites with zero guilt. Gluttony thrives in their endless second helpings, making a trip to Costco feel like waiting in line at the DMV
Absolutely shameless. They treat the sample stations like their personal buffet, piling up free bites with zero guilt. Gluttony thrives in their endless second helpings, making a trip to Costco feel like waiting in line at the DMV
Sorry, I was busy reinventing the wheel. I think you’ll be pleasantly surprised
November 9, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Sorry, I was busy reinventing the wheel. I think you’ll be pleasantly surprised
I"m very much okay with store employees smiling and being amiable.
November 8, 2025 at 7:37 PM
I"m very much okay with store employees smiling and being amiable.
I could be the Lushious Massacr of scrap metal yards
November 8, 2025 at 6:57 PM
I could be the Lushious Massacr of scrap metal yards
reading my mother's cousin's obituary. it includes the line "in lieu of flowers, smile at a stranger" I wasn't aware she was advising the CEO of Target
November 8, 2025 at 6:21 PM
reading my mother's cousin's obituary. it includes the line "in lieu of flowers, smile at a stranger" I wasn't aware she was advising the CEO of Target
As of November 8, 2025, at 7:13 AM, the homosexuals are already taking selfies in front of Christmas trees
November 8, 2025 at 1:13 PM
As of November 8, 2025, at 7:13 AM, the homosexuals are already taking selfies in front of Christmas trees
The negative voices in my head succumbed to heart disease or maybe decided to move out, I don't know. I do have one left that's constructive, and it's like, Nice of you to finally show up!
November 8, 2025 at 5:08 AM
The negative voices in my head succumbed to heart disease or maybe decided to move out, I don't know. I do have one left that's constructive, and it's like, Nice of you to finally show up!
Gluttony Month Icon, Day 7: Great British Bake Off
Pressure is merely the engine of change, and in the Bake Off tent it turns bakers into alchemists. Every bake is a lesson in grace under preheated fire. Gluttony can be a joyful, shared celebration of what extraordinary care and sugar can achieve
Pressure is merely the engine of change, and in the Bake Off tent it turns bakers into alchemists. Every bake is a lesson in grace under preheated fire. Gluttony can be a joyful, shared celebration of what extraordinary care and sugar can achieve
November 8, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Gluttony Month Icon, Day 7: Great British Bake Off
Pressure is merely the engine of change, and in the Bake Off tent it turns bakers into alchemists. Every bake is a lesson in grace under preheated fire. Gluttony can be a joyful, shared celebration of what extraordinary care and sugar can achieve
Pressure is merely the engine of change, and in the Bake Off tent it turns bakers into alchemists. Every bake is a lesson in grace under preheated fire. Gluttony can be a joyful, shared celebration of what extraordinary care and sugar can achieve
I’m in my “I was born in the wrong era” era
November 7, 2025 at 5:05 PM
I’m in my “I was born in the wrong era” era
Gluttony Month Icon, Day 6: Big Girl (You Are Beautiful) by MIKA
From Queen's "Fat Bottomed Girls" and Sir Mix-A-Lot's "Baby Got Back," to Morrissey's ode to buxom women, yes, even Morrissey, the man who hates everything, men have been writing about their love of large ladies forever
From Queen's "Fat Bottomed Girls" and Sir Mix-A-Lot's "Baby Got Back," to Morrissey's ode to buxom women, yes, even Morrissey, the man who hates everything, men have been writing about their love of large ladies forever
MIKA - Big Girl (You Are Beautiful) (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by MIKAVEVO
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November 7, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Gluttony Month Icon, Day 6: Big Girl (You Are Beautiful) by MIKA
From Queen's "Fat Bottomed Girls" and Sir Mix-A-Lot's "Baby Got Back," to Morrissey's ode to buxom women, yes, even Morrissey, the man who hates everything, men have been writing about their love of large ladies forever
From Queen's "Fat Bottomed Girls" and Sir Mix-A-Lot's "Baby Got Back," to Morrissey's ode to buxom women, yes, even Morrissey, the man who hates everything, men have been writing about their love of large ladies forever
A Step-By-Step Breakdown is the title of my memoir
November 6, 2025 at 4:52 AM
A Step-By-Step Breakdown is the title of my memoir
I had my scruples removed so I could suck my own dick.
November 6, 2025 at 4:41 AM
I had my scruples removed so I could suck my own dick.