J. Michael Mull
@jmichaelmull.bsky.social
I've ran out of clever things to write here about five social networks ago, so I'm just gonna play this out a little bit and see if it sticks.
Why is an email ad aware of my relationship status and using it as a pity angle to grab my attention
November 11, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Why is an email ad aware of my relationship status and using it as a pity angle to grab my attention
Gluttony Month Icon, Day 10: Fast Food
When you're on the run all day with an insatiable appetite, there’s nothing like sinking your teeth into something hot & juicy. Some call it a guilty pleasure, but why apologize for what you crave? That hunger keeps you coming back, no matter how messy it gets
When you're on the run all day with an insatiable appetite, there’s nothing like sinking your teeth into something hot & juicy. Some call it a guilty pleasure, but why apologize for what you crave? That hunger keeps you coming back, no matter how messy it gets
November 11, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Gluttony Month Icon, Day 10: Fast Food
When you're on the run all day with an insatiable appetite, there’s nothing like sinking your teeth into something hot & juicy. Some call it a guilty pleasure, but why apologize for what you crave? That hunger keeps you coming back, no matter how messy it gets
When you're on the run all day with an insatiable appetite, there’s nothing like sinking your teeth into something hot & juicy. Some call it a guilty pleasure, but why apologize for what you crave? That hunger keeps you coming back, no matter how messy it gets
Gluttony Month Icon, Day 7: Great British Bake Off
Pressure is merely the engine of change, and in the Bake Off tent it turns bakers into alchemists. Every bake is a lesson in grace under preheated fire. Gluttony can be a joyful, shared celebration of what extraordinary care and sugar can achieve
Pressure is merely the engine of change, and in the Bake Off tent it turns bakers into alchemists. Every bake is a lesson in grace under preheated fire. Gluttony can be a joyful, shared celebration of what extraordinary care and sugar can achieve
November 8, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Gluttony Month Icon, Day 7: Great British Bake Off
Pressure is merely the engine of change, and in the Bake Off tent it turns bakers into alchemists. Every bake is a lesson in grace under preheated fire. Gluttony can be a joyful, shared celebration of what extraordinary care and sugar can achieve
Pressure is merely the engine of change, and in the Bake Off tent it turns bakers into alchemists. Every bake is a lesson in grace under preheated fire. Gluttony can be a joyful, shared celebration of what extraordinary care and sugar can achieve
Gluttony Month Icon, Day 5: V For Vendetta
"Remember, Remember the 5th of November" A corrupt government hoards control, consuming all freedoms it can get its grubby hands on. V's explosive rebellion annihilates that excess, giving the awakened populace the chance to seize their own liberty.
"Remember, Remember the 5th of November" A corrupt government hoards control, consuming all freedoms it can get its grubby hands on. V's explosive rebellion annihilates that excess, giving the awakened populace the chance to seize their own liberty.
November 6, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Gluttony Month Icon, Day 5: V For Vendetta
"Remember, Remember the 5th of November" A corrupt government hoards control, consuming all freedoms it can get its grubby hands on. V's explosive rebellion annihilates that excess, giving the awakened populace the chance to seize their own liberty.
"Remember, Remember the 5th of November" A corrupt government hoards control, consuming all freedoms it can get its grubby hands on. V's explosive rebellion annihilates that excess, giving the awakened populace the chance to seize their own liberty.
democratic party email subject lines always switch between corrupt preacher and horny. today it's horny
November 5, 2025 at 9:12 PM
democratic party email subject lines always switch between corrupt preacher and horny. today it's horny
Gluttony Month Icon, Day 4:
Sandra Lee's Semi-Homemade Borderline Racist Kwanza Cake
Andrew Cuomo's former partner of 14 years (never married - imagine the wedding cake) making what has to be the most vile concoction ever put on film.
Sandra Lee's Semi-Homemade Borderline Racist Kwanza Cake
Andrew Cuomo's former partner of 14 years (never married - imagine the wedding cake) making what has to be the most vile concoction ever put on film.
November 5, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Gluttony Month Icon, Day 4:
Sandra Lee's Semi-Homemade Borderline Racist Kwanza Cake
Andrew Cuomo's former partner of 14 years (never married - imagine the wedding cake) making what has to be the most vile concoction ever put on film.
Sandra Lee's Semi-Homemade Borderline Racist Kwanza Cake
Andrew Cuomo's former partner of 14 years (never married - imagine the wedding cake) making what has to be the most vile concoction ever put on film.
Gluttony Month Icon, Day 3: Fucking Garfield
You hate Mondays, and I HATE YOU! The O.G. "Orange Man Bad" is a narcissistic, sentient landfill of entitlement, dripping with the smugness of a creature who knows he’s untouchable because the world enables his mediocrity. I hope you die in your sleep
You hate Mondays, and I HATE YOU! The O.G. "Orange Man Bad" is a narcissistic, sentient landfill of entitlement, dripping with the smugness of a creature who knows he’s untouchable because the world enables his mediocrity. I hope you die in your sleep
November 4, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Gluttony Month Icon, Day 3: Fucking Garfield
You hate Mondays, and I HATE YOU! The O.G. "Orange Man Bad" is a narcissistic, sentient landfill of entitlement, dripping with the smugness of a creature who knows he’s untouchable because the world enables his mediocrity. I hope you die in your sleep
You hate Mondays, and I HATE YOU! The O.G. "Orange Man Bad" is a narcissistic, sentient landfill of entitlement, dripping with the smugness of a creature who knows he’s untouchable because the world enables his mediocrity. I hope you die in your sleep
Gluttony Month Icon, Day 2: Cookie Monster
An appetite for destruction focused solely on sugar and flour, Cookie Monster embodies a primal excess where his world is driven simply by the next bite. He reminds us that indulgence can be pure, joyful, and entirely without guilt.
An appetite for destruction focused solely on sugar and flour, Cookie Monster embodies a primal excess where his world is driven simply by the next bite. He reminds us that indulgence can be pure, joyful, and entirely without guilt.
November 3, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Gluttony Month Icon, Day 2: Cookie Monster
An appetite for destruction focused solely on sugar and flour, Cookie Monster embodies a primal excess where his world is driven simply by the next bite. He reminds us that indulgence can be pure, joyful, and entirely without guilt.
An appetite for destruction focused solely on sugar and flour, Cookie Monster embodies a primal excess where his world is driven simply by the next bite. He reminds us that indulgence can be pure, joyful, and entirely without guilt.
Bluesky watching the World Series
November 2, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Bluesky watching the World Series
Gluttony Month Icon, Day 1: After-Halloween Clearance Candy
Fun-size candy, full-size regret. The piles of leftover chocolate bars, gummy worms, and sour patches scream indulgence and excess. It’s a time when self-control is tested, and the temptation to binge is at its peak.
Fun-size candy, full-size regret. The piles of leftover chocolate bars, gummy worms, and sour patches scream indulgence and excess. It’s a time when self-control is tested, and the temptation to binge is at its peak.
November 2, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Gluttony Month Icon, Day 1: After-Halloween Clearance Candy
Fun-size candy, full-size regret. The piles of leftover chocolate bars, gummy worms, and sour patches scream indulgence and excess. It’s a time when self-control is tested, and the temptation to binge is at its peak.
Fun-size candy, full-size regret. The piles of leftover chocolate bars, gummy worms, and sour patches scream indulgence and excess. It’s a time when self-control is tested, and the temptation to binge is at its peak.
I think you inspired my costume for next year: the ocarina of time fairies that were absolutely stacked
November 1, 2025 at 5:28 PM
I think you inspired my costume for next year: the ocarina of time fairies that were absolutely stacked
Lust Month Honorable Mention:
Amsterdam's Red Light District
Amsterdam's Red Light District
November 1, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Lust Month Honorable Mention:
Amsterdam's Red Light District
Amsterdam's Red Light District
Lust Month Honorable Mention:
Men's Olympic Water Polo Teams
Men's Olympic Water Polo Teams
November 1, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Lust Month Honorable Mention:
Men's Olympic Water Polo Teams
Men's Olympic Water Polo Teams
Lust Month Honorable Mention: Tom of Finland
November 1, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Lust Month Honorable Mention: Tom of Finland
Lust Month Honorable Mention: Porn Parodies
November 1, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Lust Month Honorable Mention: Porn Parodies
Lust Month Honorable Mention: Pam Grier
November 1, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Lust Month Honorable Mention: Pam Grier
Lust Month Honorable Mention: Mae West
November 1, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Lust Month Honorable Mention: Mae West
Lust Month Honorable Mention: Gore Vidal's Myra Breckinridge
November 1, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Lust Month Honorable Mention: Gore Vidal's Myra Breckinridge
Lust Month Honorable Mention: Elvira
November 1, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Lust Month Honorable Mention: Elvira
Lust Month Honorable Mention: Shug Avery
November 1, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Lust Month Honorable Mention: Shug Avery
Lust Month Icon, Final Day: Slutty Halloween Costumes
"We're all born naked and the rest is drag" One night a year, you can be a sexy vampire, nurse, or tax accountant. Celebrate your sheer lust for life and embrace the power of the disguise and the freedom to express a playful new persona.
"We're all born naked and the rest is drag" One night a year, you can be a sexy vampire, nurse, or tax accountant. Celebrate your sheer lust for life and embrace the power of the disguise and the freedom to express a playful new persona.
November 1, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Lust Month Icon, Final Day: Slutty Halloween Costumes
"We're all born naked and the rest is drag" One night a year, you can be a sexy vampire, nurse, or tax accountant. Celebrate your sheer lust for life and embrace the power of the disguise and the freedom to express a playful new persona.
"We're all born naked and the rest is drag" One night a year, you can be a sexy vampire, nurse, or tax accountant. Celebrate your sheer lust for life and embrace the power of the disguise and the freedom to express a playful new persona.
Lust Month Icon, Day 30: Lilith
Before Eve, Adam's first wife, Lilith, was cast out of Eden because she refused to be subservient, demanded equality, and became a symbol of sinful sexuality. After her banishment, she became the first succubus of the night, seducing men to steal their essence.
Before Eve, Adam's first wife, Lilith, was cast out of Eden because she refused to be subservient, demanded equality, and became a symbol of sinful sexuality. After her banishment, she became the first succubus of the night, seducing men to steal their essence.
October 31, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Lust Month Icon, Day 30: Lilith
Before Eve, Adam's first wife, Lilith, was cast out of Eden because she refused to be subservient, demanded equality, and became a symbol of sinful sexuality. After her banishment, she became the first succubus of the night, seducing men to steal their essence.
Before Eve, Adam's first wife, Lilith, was cast out of Eden because she refused to be subservient, demanded equality, and became a symbol of sinful sexuality. After her banishment, she became the first succubus of the night, seducing men to steal their essence.
what I ask myself before I hit send
October 30, 2025 at 7:54 PM
what I ask myself before I hit send