No Context Brits
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A celebration of all things great about Britain. Contains sarcasm, irony and some context.
Find the Twitter account here: https://twitter.com/NoContextBrits
A celebration of all things great about Britain. Contains sarcasm, irony and some context.
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Sorry about duplicate tweets! This shouldn't happen from now on!
Fifty dicks? That’s insane.
February 9, 2026 at 7:30 AM
Fifty dicks? That’s insane.
Peace and love.
February 7, 2026 at 8:46 PM
Peace and love.
Finally caved and got an electric shower fitted.
February 7, 2026 at 3:17 PM
Finally caved and got an electric shower fitted.
Love romantic texts like these.
February 7, 2026 at 3:17 PM
Love romantic texts like these.
“I grew up watching a lot of foreign language films.”
The foreign language films:
The foreign language films:
February 7, 2026 at 3:17 PM
“I grew up watching a lot of foreign language films.”
The foreign language films:
The foreign language films:
Just found a penguin skeleton in the road. RIP little fella.
February 7, 2026 at 3:16 PM
Just found a penguin skeleton in the road. RIP little fella.
Britain’s hardest man, with Tyson Fury.
February 7, 2026 at 3:16 PM
Britain’s hardest man, with Tyson Fury.
What’s up babe? You haven’t touched your Tiramashoe.
February 7, 2026 at 3:16 PM
What’s up babe? You haven’t touched your Tiramashoe.
Manic Street Preachers warned us about this.
February 7, 2026 at 3:15 PM
Manic Street Preachers warned us about this.
“Did you hear about…”
“No mate.”
“No mate.”
February 6, 2026 at 4:03 PM
“Did you hear about…”
“No mate.”
“No mate.”
The lad who got expelled but still turned up outside school for 3pm.
February 6, 2026 at 3:04 PM
The lad who got expelled but still turned up outside school for 3pm.
The weekend weather report.
February 6, 2026 at 2:21 PM
The weekend weather report.
A reporter whose name fits the story a little too well.
February 6, 2026 at 1:20 PM
A reporter whose name fits the story a little too well.
Fun fact: Mrs Brown’s Boys costs around £250,000 per episode.
February 6, 2026 at 12:20 PM
Fun fact: Mrs Brown’s Boys costs around £250,000 per episode.
What’s a British conspiracy theory that you believe to be true?
February 5, 2026 at 4:04 PM
What’s a British conspiracy theory that you believe to be true?