'dro🐰
@clowndro.bsky.social
Don't fear/superboy is here/and it feels good to me
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'dro🐰
@clowndro.bsky.social
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There's always some asshole
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If you say you’re going to do something, do it.
my dad always said he was gonna get drunk then by god he would
my dad always said he was gonna get drunk then by god he would
November 11, 2025 at 4:28 AM
If you say you’re going to do something, do it.
my dad always said he was gonna get drunk then by god he would
my dad always said he was gonna get drunk then by god he would
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One time I was walking a Greyhound on the equinox and it pooped a turd in the sidewalk that stood perfectly upright like a little man
November 11, 2025 at 4:28 AM
One time I was walking a Greyhound on the equinox and it pooped a turd in the sidewalk that stood perfectly upright like a little man
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Nobody seems to hark anymore. And FORGET about hearkening
November 11, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Nobody seems to hark anymore. And FORGET about hearkening
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me at 17: I can't let anyone find out that I like Matchbox Twenty. that would be so embarrassing
me in my 30's:
me in my 30's:
November 11, 2025 at 4:39 AM
me at 17: I can't let anyone find out that I like Matchbox Twenty. that would be so embarrassing
me in my 30's:
me in my 30's:
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Not now, kitten. Daddy is faking a Crohn’s flare up to get out of jury duty
September 29, 2025 at 8:36 AM
Not now, kitten. Daddy is faking a Crohn’s flare up to get out of jury duty
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Castle doctrine explicitly allows homeowners to make any potential home invasions unbearably sensual
October 7, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Castle doctrine explicitly allows homeowners to make any potential home invasions unbearably sensual
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Great news gang, I’ve just accepting a new position working for Satan designing new hells. Right now I’m working on an eternity where sinners are stuck on a long haul flight with theatre kids
October 9, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Great news gang, I’ve just accepting a new position working for Satan designing new hells. Right now I’m working on an eternity where sinners are stuck on a long haul flight with theatre kids
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Me: I can’t explain why, but I feel my pee at the urinals doesn’t reach maximum effectiveness unless I take my whole cock out including the balls
Priest: ok, for the second time: that isn’t a sin and we aren’t in confessional right now
Priest: ok, for the second time: that isn’t a sin and we aren’t in confessional right now
October 28, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Me: I can’t explain why, but I feel my pee at the urinals doesn’t reach maximum effectiveness unless I take my whole cock out including the balls
Priest: ok, for the second time: that isn’t a sin and we aren’t in confessional right now
Priest: ok, for the second time: that isn’t a sin and we aren’t in confessional right now
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The lion does not concern himself with Apple Care
November 10, 2025 at 9:36 PM
The lion does not concern himself with Apple Care
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If I was a monk and I didn’t feel like doing prayer or whatever I’d probably call in horny to work
November 11, 2025 at 3:39 AM
If I was a monk and I didn’t feel like doing prayer or whatever I’d probably call in horny to work
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[my 36 year old ass] hey mom it’s me again, just calling to ask if I should date a 28 year old? Okay love you call me back
November 11, 2025 at 4:12 AM
[my 36 year old ass] hey mom it’s me again, just calling to ask if I should date a 28 year old? Okay love you call me back
Go go gadget unrelenting sadness
November 11, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Go go gadget unrelenting sadness
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Omg please don't call me ma'am. Dude or bruh or hey you is perfectly fine
November 10, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Omg please don't call me ma'am. Dude or bruh or hey you is perfectly fine
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Imagine hating me and I’m just over here cross-stitching all your best tweets on pillows
August 29, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Imagine hating me and I’m just over here cross-stitching all your best tweets on pillows
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The only thing I feel bad about is that I, personally, have not been able to scam the Dem leadership. Like sell them magic beans or a fake treasure map.
November 10, 2025 at 11:49 PM
The only thing I feel bad about is that I, personally, have not been able to scam the Dem leadership. Like sell them magic beans or a fake treasure map.
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hi, can you do me a favor?
take a picture of your pet and then take a picture again while you sing to them
thank you, this is for science
here is my contribution
take a picture of your pet and then take a picture again while you sing to them
thank you, this is for science
here is my contribution
November 10, 2025 at 11:25 PM
hi, can you do me a favor?
take a picture of your pet and then take a picture again while you sing to them
thank you, this is for science
here is my contribution
take a picture of your pet and then take a picture again while you sing to them
thank you, this is for science
here is my contribution
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Found the Creamy Vanilla Coke at my third store. It’s about to get so creamy tonight.
November 10, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Found the Creamy Vanilla Coke at my third store. It’s about to get so creamy tonight.
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We need turquoise jewelry to make a come back. That's how you knew who to hit on
October 30, 2025 at 7:51 PM
We need turquoise jewelry to make a come back. That's how you knew who to hit on
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My friend Michelle is still responding that she's going to every event on Facebook like she isn't 43 years old. Nobody believes you're going to see a Sepultura tribute band on a Wednesday
October 31, 2025 at 12:10 PM
My friend Michelle is still responding that she's going to every event on Facebook like she isn't 43 years old. Nobody believes you're going to see a Sepultura tribute band on a Wednesday
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Happy Halloween. Don't forget to feed your snakes before you go stand around in a graveyard all night
October 31, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Happy Halloween. Don't forget to feed your snakes before you go stand around in a graveyard all night
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Tell me this isn't an album cover
November 7, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Tell me this isn't an album cover
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Hobbies include: Ignoring sell-by dates and Food Poisoning.
November 10, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Hobbies include: Ignoring sell-by dates and Food Poisoning.
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What you have here is an exquisite specimen of a leaf blower.—New Stuff Roadshow host
November 10, 2025 at 11:21 PM
What you have here is an exquisite specimen of a leaf blower.—New Stuff Roadshow host