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'dro🐰
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Don't fear/superboy is here/and it feels good to me

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[I emerge from my chrysalis]

the fuck
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when you start losing your looks you can’t be insufferable anymore did y’all know about this
December 24, 2025 at 2:49 PM
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Although I'm not sure how it happened, it seems that at some point in the middle of the night my cat lifted the lid of the toilet and went inside to, I don't know, make things difficult? I have a very wet cat and a wet bathroom floor anyway
January 3, 2026 at 4:18 PM
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It’s moron in America.
January 3, 2026 at 4:21 PM
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January 3, 2026 at 4:23 PM
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Fuck it I'm going to go ride bike. You all figure this shit out before I get back.
January 3, 2026 at 4:24 PM
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In 2011 I saw Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy in the same week that I saw Martha Marcy May Marlene. (Canal Place in New Orleans). Quite the week!
January 2, 2026 at 8:29 PM
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Breaking: friend forgot name for Columbo, called him Diploma
January 2, 2026 at 4:56 AM
The world eventually passes everyone by, there is no escaping this fate, happy new year
January 2, 2026 at 5:22 AM
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Hey gang just remember there's only 356 shopping days until next Christmas so get cracking oh god oh jesus oh god oh christing shitpiss
January 2, 2026 at 5:05 AM
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Snake charmer died as he lived: take a guess.
January 2, 2026 at 5:08 AM
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i love new avatar movie
December 27, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Me and the boys are gonna go throw a bunch of lithium batteries into an open fire later if you wanna come
December 31, 2025 at 4:09 PM
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The Natural Theme, only it's different shots of me eating bacon.
December 29, 2025 at 11:59 PM
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Email from landlord riddled with typos. “premisis” “dammage” “mesh lab”
December 29, 2025 at 9:54 PM
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Blood is just the start of what I am capable of hemorrhaging.
December 29, 2025 at 6:06 PM
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If a company’s hiring sign says, “Come grow with us,” you’re about to do the job of roughly 3-5 people
December 29, 2025 at 1:41 AM
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Tbf, if a rat crawled under my hat and started controlling me, I wouldn’t even care. Take the wheel, rat daddy
December 29, 2025 at 2:15 PM
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This has been a great year for people who love being angry
December 29, 2025 at 2:15 PM
I arrive at the restaurant in my usual blind date attire: leather pants, no shirt, Bane mask
December 29, 2025 at 9:56 PM
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December 29, 2025 at 3:20 AM
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Always keep a small piece of chalk in your pocket lest you run out of tums or fall down and die.
December 29, 2025 at 4:51 AM
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I WILL NOT BE SHAMED INTO AGREEING THAT THREE FROZEN WAFFLES IS THREE SERVINGS. WE LIVE IN A SOCIETY
December 28, 2025 at 5:05 AM
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All hammered up on wassail
December 26, 2025 at 3:16 AM
I fear January so much more than I fear death
December 25, 2025 at 2:21 PM