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Don't fear/superboy is here/and it feels good to me

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[I emerge from my chrysalis]

the fuck
Chased a fistful of pills with the leftover liquid at the bottom of an empty cannister of disinfectant cleaning wipes
January 6, 2026 at 9:43 PM
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Horny for it all to be over.
January 6, 2026 at 6:23 PM
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I yearn to be placed on a human sized 7/11 hotdog roller and left until golden brown.
January 6, 2026 at 2:44 PM
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Every part of the vagina also sounds like something you would see on a medieval map
January 6, 2026 at 6:21 PM
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Dumbing myself down to be happy in these trying times
January 6, 2026 at 7:45 PM
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If I’m going to date anyone ever again. We’re going to be running extensive background checks. I’ll probably get some references just to be safe.
December 28, 2025 at 10:28 PM
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Tom Carvel, the inventor of soft serve ice cream, was born in this house in 1906
January 6, 2026 at 3:12 AM
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I'll complain about the rain later, when I'm more focused.
January 4, 2026 at 2:39 AM
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when you start losing your looks you can’t be insufferable anymore did y’all know about this
December 24, 2025 at 2:49 PM
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Although I'm not sure how it happened, it seems that at some point in the middle of the night my cat lifted the lid of the toilet and went inside to, I don't know, make things difficult? I have a very wet cat and a wet bathroom floor anyway
January 3, 2026 at 4:18 PM
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It’s moron in America.
January 3, 2026 at 4:21 PM
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January 3, 2026 at 4:23 PM
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Fuck it I'm going to go ride bike. You all figure this shit out before I get back.
January 3, 2026 at 4:24 PM
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In 2011 I saw Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy in the same week that I saw Martha Marcy May Marlene. (Canal Place in New Orleans). Quite the week!
January 2, 2026 at 8:29 PM
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Breaking: friend forgot name for Columbo, called him Diploma
January 2, 2026 at 4:56 AM
The world eventually passes everyone by, there is no escaping this fate, happy new year
January 2, 2026 at 5:22 AM
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Hey gang just remember there's only 356 shopping days until next Christmas so get cracking oh god oh jesus oh god oh christing shitpiss
January 2, 2026 at 5:05 AM
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Snake charmer died as he lived: take a guess.
January 2, 2026 at 5:08 AM
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i love new avatar movie
December 27, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Me and the boys are gonna go throw a bunch of lithium batteries into an open fire later if you wanna come
December 31, 2025 at 4:09 PM
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The Natural Theme, only it's different shots of me eating bacon.
December 29, 2025 at 11:59 PM
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Email from landlord riddled with typos. “premisis” “dammage” “mesh lab”
December 29, 2025 at 9:54 PM
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Blood is just the start of what I am capable of hemorrhaging.
December 29, 2025 at 6:06 PM
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If a company’s hiring sign says, “Come grow with us,” you’re about to do the job of roughly 3-5 people
December 29, 2025 at 1:41 AM